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  2. Keep them coming. I've been waiting to see these posts co-opting Miami's success since the game last night. Bring the good shit.
  3. Should fit in here with that last name.
  4. If he is willing to commit to us today, I love him and have always loved him.
  5. Nicole44 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Yeah the fact that Washington decided to enforce their contract recently with Williams that he signed for $4.5 million (we will sue you asshole) a sign of things to come. You take our money you will play here or we will sue you if you leave kind of shit. There has to be some sort of ROI for the massive paychecks these dudes are getting. Schools that didn’t have language like that in their contracts will now and as CTJ says it’s going to bring some levity to this shit bc we have no governing bodies the schools are going to have to police it. I’m 💯 cool with it. You want to take $5 million dollars from us that’s fine. You’re staying here and you will play for that pay. I see NOTHING wrong with it bc we have no governing body willing to step in and do a damned thing. Kids now gonna be like…
  6. At this point I think we should use the binary thinking of the republicans to solve all of our problems. Body Armor doesn't protect 100% so we shouldn't waste money on those cops and troops. Traffic lights and stop signs don't stop 100% of accidents so we should stop wasting money on them. Firefighters don't prevent 100% of the fires so get rid of them.
  7. It's pretty bleak in here, y'all. Keep your heads up. Having said that, it doesn't come close to the despair in the transfer thread.
  8. The idea that security there shouldn't have protected members of congress from the mob trying to kill them is... something.
  9. I wouldn't say anyone's pining for him. Or at least not on this thread. Instead of "pining" I would say more "desperate and willing to set aside all standards" like one does at a hotel bar in Beaumont at 1:55 AM.
  10. How do y’all feel about Sikorski?
  11. If you didn't know what day of the year it is, would you like the weather? I don't like Texas hot summers, I don't like cold and drizzle, don't mind cold, don't mind rain . . . I'll take a 75 to 80 degree day anytime.
  12. Hey now, leave JD Vance's wife out of this, hasn't she been through enough?
  13. Well, they're all out to get us.
  14. But, they'd simply say it doesn't apply in this case because, well, reasons.
  15. But at least we are also letting them wear masks and refuse to identify themselves in the process.
  16. DL Hugely. Kat Williams Koi or whatever the fuck his name is Theo von Dane Cook
  17. I’m sure that had Babbitt made it through the window and then gotten the door open for the mob to rush in, it would have been a fury of noogies and wet willies to the congresspeople until they all got tired and went home.
  18. Our hopes of getting an OL are dying
  19. Teams winning without him. Not as good as the numbers say. . /throwing something seeing if it sticks
  20. The same o line that gave up 15 sacks to blowU. Nah
  21. Black guy: "of course that cop was racist for telling me to leave town before the sun set on my black ass! So I did, cuz I didn't want to end up dead in a ditch!" That's a good explanation for choosing self-preservation. It is awful, no-good, idiotic explanation for justifying in any way an "order" of a cop as a lawful order. A cop could walk up to me this instant and say "give me all your money and punch yourself in the face or I'll shoot you!" And you know, I might actually hand him my wallet and hit myself to choose to save my life. BUT, I also might try to run, which I would be 100% LEGALLY JUSTIFIED in doing, and if he shot me, IT WOULD BE FUCKING MURDER. STOP CONFLATING FUCKING ILLEGAL ORDERS AND MURDER WITH LEGAL ORDERS AND A VALID USE OF FORCE. You are a disingenuous piece of shit. You voted for this. And it's coming for us. All of us. Including you. When you or one of your kids is faced with deranged gestapo troops shouting inconsistent orders, and you have to make a decision in an instant -- which one gestapo member will agree with, and another will call defiance....or vice-versa -- and you are shot dead, well, none of us will mourn you. You chose this. Bootlickers are bootlickers. You want this outcome. You want what is unfolding to happen. You are now getting it. And getting a little uneasy. Because you have just enough IQ points to know how it ends. Katyn Forest incoming.
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