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NFL fans need something to do during the offseason.
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Litmus test for when you know everything is going so great, it can run itself, with too many failsafe backup checks to fail. So of course, let’s elect the guy running on unraveling it all, or worse, not care at all.
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The boy is currently entangled with a German/Georgian girl. On the one hand, he says they are too different, and it just won't work out, so they aren't going to see each other anymore. On the other hand, she is a stunning Eastern European brunette, and he cannot stay away, and keeps coming back to her. I get it dude, I get it. That region has a lot to offer.
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Does it still have a Pac Man machine?
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Accurate. As the river of words flows rapidly across the smooth brain, occasionally one or two words of flotsam get caught in the lone wrinkle and stick there. BIDEN'S FAULT is just one of those phrases. Perhaps later, that one may get dislodged and replaced with something slightly longer such as LOCK HER UP.
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No shit he was 18. It was inevitable that he'd gain weight as he got older. The issue is he's not Lebron with his offseason workouts.
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No, usually I buy French green beans, which definitely are string beans. I cook them like my mom did, which probably softens them up enough so I don't notice my mistake. They are delicious in any event.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
sith_horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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Seems like it could be in Jimbo's futurre... minus the mermaid, of course.
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Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out. Leave the West behind.
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Fuck Kurt Bowels 8==✊===D💦💦 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Jack Straw replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
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2025 NHL Playoffs Thread - Let the madness begin!
Skipper replied to Longhorn_Fan68's topic in Other Sports
Looked like great games last night but I couldn't stay up for the 2nd OT of Carolina/NJ or either of the West Coast games after the late night at the AAC Monday. Had to catch up on sleep! -
Hope it's not a fluke and the bats wake up.
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True, but they're still handy on a motorcycle. Not for backing up, but for keeping an eye on the asshole in the cage coming up behind you at intersections while staring at their phone. I've managed to dodge an idiot teenager and an idiot soccer mom in a vehicle too big for her husband to handle, thanks to the rear camera I installed. They're also handy for providing evidence that the accident was, indeed, caused by the person on four wheels who wasn't paying attention and not the guy on two wheels who has to pay attention very closely if he doesn't want to die. They also provide blind spot detection, although I don't find that as useful as my neck still works. A few more years on me and that might become a feature I enjoy more. One huge negative of the EV market is how dangerous they are for motorcyclists and bicyclists. They encourage people to not to pay attention when driving (at least the idiots who believe their car is "self driving", which seems to be a ton of them). Clueless drivers is already a major problem thanks to smart phones, but EVs have added to the problem considerably. They weigh a metric shit-ton, so collisions are much worse compared to ICE vehicles of a similar class. The number one brand killer of motorcyclists is, you guessed it, Tesla. I'm not arguing against EVs, but this is a major negative that doesn't get discussed much as most people don't give two shits about motorcyclists (or bicyclists for that matter). I didn't see the weight numbers for the Slate, but for something that looks like a Lego toy it will weigh as much as a full size Chevy Silverado, if not more, but with better acceleration, handling, etc., that lead clueless drivers to drive them recklessly. All you have to do is watch the average Tesla driver try to navigate a moderately windy road (or even a straight one a lot of the time), to know they have very little control over their vehicle.
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But that headline is going to get circulated all through CFB, and probably a lot of non-CFB circles with people lamenting what has happened to the sport.
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True. Everyone knows ...
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Trump sure appreciated the whole red carpet roll out he got from Biden for two months. I'm pretty sure he motherfucks him on a daily basis to anyone who will listen. Even blaming all of his self-inflicted gunshot wounds on him. Who could have guessed it would turn out this way.
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