Happy Festivus 2020, Surly!

You forgot the feats of strength. I’ll take on all of you losers, cage-match style. Meet me at the tower at noon. 

16 minutes ago, nnm said:

I’ll take on all of you losers, cage-match style. Meet me at the tower at noon. 
 

I'm not falling for that again, Charles. 

(too soon?) 

 

And now...as Festivus rolls on......I will follow what apparently will be a tradition from 2020 onward.  Putting on a mask and driving to the grocery store queue.  

Edited December 23, 2020 by Lobo

Why do you drive to England to get your groceries?

15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Why do you drive to England to get your groceries?

Somebody posted a mockumentary video on here from Australia about a support group for Qanon people.  And a woman talks about the queue ('cause she's Aussie) outside a coffee shop.  She realizes the line is actually a "Q", so it must be a front for a pedophile ring.  So she burns it to the ground.  It's actually really funny, I'm not doing it justice because I can't write in Australian.  Ever since I watched it, I've been using the word "queue" whenever possible because it makes me think of her and laugh.  And I need laughs this year. 

Somebody will post it here and it'll be a Festivus Miracle.  I've gotten to know your sense of humor a little bit, you'd like it.  

Edited December 23, 2020 by Lobo

Dad?  

(do you have little ones that almost took out an eye, so your wife made you turn the handles on the drawers?  Seriously your Longhorn/book shelf looks almost exactly like mine)

Merry Festivus, Lat22.  We don't have to say 'Happy' anymore, the War is Over.  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

so your wife made you turn the handles on the drawers

I've never noticed it.  That's above my pay grade.

We had some hardware like that awhile back and I have to turn them when my daughters get to eye level with them.  I'll just pretend we both had to do it for the same reason and chalk it up as a Festivus Miracle!