Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach

Sark announcement coming at happy hour.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

 How exclusive of a club is that?

Table for 2:  Bob Stoops (retired) Lincoln Riley.

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Saban after the 2022 tile game: it’s my last I swear, you’ll be coach soon

Saban after 2023: we are poised to win another, soon, I promise

Saban after 2024: maybe next year?

saban after 2025 : i've been killing myself recruiting down in florida.

25 minutes ago, bullet said:

How many 5 stars did he have?  Charley barely left him 4 stars.

How many does k state have? Or tcu? Or fucking Maryland 

Who the fuck is Brody?

Brody Jenner?

Wow three peat post of Brody. Nice.

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Nah. We just need somebody who can recruit and win the Big 12. How exclusive of a club is that?

So we need to hire Bob Stoops??

Sark announcement coming at happy hour.

I hope he gets right to work on upgrading facilities. Open bar in the film room. Beer fridges in the bubble. Kegs on the sidelines at DKR. Let's get this shit going.

Fuck it.  At this rate, just bring back Mack.  

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

So we need to hire Bob Stoops??

Mike

51 minutes ago, runthebone said:

All we know for sure is that Herman is finally fucking fired and that Chip Brown and Tim Brando are worthless pieces of shit.

Ding Ding Ding.  We have a winner!

Our next tv deal has to include screwing Brando.  F that piece of shit.  

Just now, Mikey4 said:

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sark announcement coming at happy hour.

I hope he gets right to work on upgrading facilities. Open bar in the film room. Beer fridges in the bubble. Kegs on the sidelines at DKR. Let's get this shit going.

Go big or go home. Stumblin Rumlin as OC. 

colossal 

goat

rodeo

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Saban after the 2022 tile game: it’s my last I swear, you’ll be coach soon

Saban after 2023: we are poised to win another, soon, I promise

Saban after 2024: maybe next year?

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Saban after the 2022 tile game: it’s my last I swear, you’ll be coach soon

Saban after 2023: we are poised to win another, soon, I promise

Saban after 2024: maybe next year?

You're describing Mack Brown's wet dream in 2009

Note who liked it at the top of the image.

50 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

It’s possible that his last head coaching job ended because he was coaching games drunk. I don’t care how you want to rationalize it. This is a huge roll of the dice that could set us back another decade. 

 

I honestly don't care if our next head coach snorts lines off of strippers' asses on the sidelines if we beat OU 80% of the time and win the Big 12 championship most years.

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's not the only one. Phil Steele is a big proponent of the Texas was three plays away from being undefeated argument. I've heard him make it multiple times.

Yep and Charlie Strong was a few bad timeouts or play calls from having a winning season.

1 minute ago, Tom said:

 

I honestly don't care if our next head coach snorts lines off of strippers' asses on the sidelines if we beat OU 80% of the time and win the Big 12 championship most years.

I too would not mind Freeze

Wow reading 19 pages of this dark shit when there should be celebrating. Herman is gone, hallelujah! I am fine with Sark after Dark, I assume there are some extremely detailed languages that protects us if he falls off the wagon. He will hopefully bring Tosh Lupoi and we can start playing the game at a high level, recruiting will be the best it has ever been since Mack. This is going to either be a home run or an absolute train wreck, no middle ground. Let’s go 

 

7 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Fuck it.  At this rate, just bring back Mack.  

He'd turn us down.

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Has anyone told Sark about the $2 jaeger bombs at Latitude?

Username fits

2 hours ago, CastHorn said:

A Washington 24/7 Mod:

 

I dealt with Steve a lot while he was at Washington. First thing to know is he is incredibly bright. He learned a lot at Washington and fought some demons. He's a bright, articulate, charming, engaging guy who is also competitive as hell. He's appeared to put his demons behind him.

You're going to love Sark. It will be interesting to see who he fills his staff with. Knowing the competitive nature of Sark, I'm sure he negotiated a large assistant salary pool. If he gets Tosh Lupoi on staff, watch out. Tosh is one of the best recruiters I've ever dealt with. He's currently with Atlanta.

He's an outstanding recruiter and phenomenal working with QB's. He trusts his guys and has an edge. Guys love playing for him. 

Texas didn't hit a home run with Sark. They hit a grand slam.

This is pretty much the reaction from most I’ve seen except texas fans and people that haven’t seen anything past his booze stories. Bama fans are heart broken about it

Has Herbie called Texas a cesspool yet?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Wow reading 19 pages of this dark shit when there should be celebrating. Herman is gone, hallelujah! I am fine with Sark after Dark, I assume there are some extremely detailed languages that protects us if he falls off the wagon. He will hopefully bring Tosh Lupoi and we can start playing the game at a high level, recruiting will be the best it has ever been since Mack. This is going to either be a home run or an absolute train wreck, no middle ground. Let’s go 

Yup. I love the "fuck it we're going deep" energy at least.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He'd turn us down.

You’re right.

Edited January 2, 2021 by Horn80

I’M PISSED, I’M DRUNK, IT’S SARK?

We are going to announce who ever the new coach is once aggy kicks off. 

I can't believe were getting both Urban Meyer and Nick Saban.  Truly amazing.

 

19 pages and no pics of Sark’s wife, girlfriend yet? WTF?

After doing stuff all morning, I turn on the IU game and see a scroll on the bottom that we fired Herman.   

I.Did.Not.Expect.That.

It's not clear that we have a plan.  Did we leap before we looked who was available?  

Just now, 0xdeadbeef said:

After doing stuff all morning, I turn on the IU game and see a scroll on the bottom that we fired Herman.   

I.Did.Not.Expect.That.

It's not clear that we have a plan.  Did we leap before we looked who was available?  

Sarkisian announcement coming today

Nobody has addressed one very salient point on Sark: Does he have a hot wife?

 

1 minute ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

After doing stuff all morning, I turn on the IU game and see a scroll on the bottom that we fired Herman.   

I.Did.Not.Expect.That.

It's not clear that we have a plan.  Did we leap before we looked who was available?  

Love it. Herman has been fired for like 4 hours. WHY NO NEW COACH? NO PLAN. DOOMED!!!!

But Texas fans would also have been fine with firing him on December 12 and waiting a month bc “we can haz Urban maybe?”

Theres no winning with Texas fans. 

19 pages and no pics of Sark’s wife, girlfriend yet? WTF?

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nobody has addressed one very salient point on Sark: Does he have a hot wife?

I think divorced

Just now, Js1 said:

Love it. Herman has been fired for like 4 hours. WHY NO NEW COACH? NO PLAN. DOOMED!!!!

But Texas fans would also have been fine with firing him on December 12 and waiting a month bc “we can haz Urban maybe?”

Theres no winning with Texas fans. 

Or with Texas football. But here's hoping Sark will fix that!

 

This is a fucking mess.   Sark did well at Alabama because saban did all the hard work....allowing Sark to work with polished, disciplined, elite athletes.  Coaches fail at bog schools because the gravity of the schools are tremendous.   Networking, recruiting, position coaches, politics, donor drama.  
 

He catches heat from a donor al Alabama, saban makes a phone call and it goes away.    Not so as the big man in charge.  It’s constant, unrelenting, pressure that most can’t handle week after week.  Tom, with weeks off, can put together a good bowl game plan.   Bit during the season the fuck yes mount as the pace is daunting.  

This sucks?  Herman is gone, which is good.  I have no clue on Sark but hopefully we’ve done our homework.  If not rinse and repeat in three years.

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sarkisian announcement coming today

After dark would make sense.

Fuck Chip Brown.

4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

This is a fucking mess.   Sark did well at Alabama because saban did all the hard work....allowing Sark to work with polished, disciplined, elite athletes.  Coaches fail at bog schools because the gravity of the schools are tremendous. 

The trouble with the bog schools is getting good footing.

4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

That’s not her.  Her name is Cutty.  There are other pics of her on the interwebs.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

the thread is fair game the first time Sark does anything that warrants a "fire sark" thread - that's all. 

So, in other words, as soon as the first assistant coach is announced.

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Love it. Herman has been fired for like 4 hours. WHY NO NEW COACH? NO PLAN. DOOMED!!!!

But Texas fans would also have been fine with firing him on December 12 and waiting a month bc “we can haz Urban maybe?”

Theres no winning with Texas fans. 

Well there is more than one of us and we have different opinions. That makes it hard to win with all of us all of the time.