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  • Almost as unceremonious as his past 2 victories to finish off the season, Tom "the turtle" Herman has been removed as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. 
     
    We don't really wish you anything, but to get the hell out of here Tom. 
     
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    youdunnf'dup

    Posted

    I don’t hate it but what a fucking roller coaster 

    4Pete

    Posted

    not a fan of the hire.  

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    David Dennison

    Posted

    Just now, Vic Mackey said:

    Lmao what a fucking joke. Might as well kept Herman if this is who we are replacing him with.

    It's a huge risk.

    Glad Herman is gone. So happy to be wrong about that.

    gmr548

    Posted

    Herman is a better coach than Sark but letting him stay was untenable at this point. Better be 100 percent funded by donor money because otherwise the price tag isn’t worth it.

    Well be back here in 3-4 years. Hopefully there’s some better utilization of offensive talent.

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    Scheiss Meister

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    What in the chicken fucking hell?  I guess that CDC has taken leave of his senses.

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    Mez2

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    I enjoyed spending Saturdays with my family and not giving a shit whether we won or lost this past fall. Now, I can continue and not care anymore. 

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    Kyle

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    As I said before - no one does less with more than Texas.

    But hard to justify with Texas losing recruits right and left, seemingly like talent not playing, etc.
     

    tokamak

    Posted

    A drunk with no history of success. Yippee.

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    Liquor and Poker

    Posted

    Wow.  I remember "it's going to be John Fucking Mackovic?  That's what we get?  That's all they could do?"

    This feels even more piss poor.

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    Shaggy3.0

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    Sark After Dark, bayby!!!

     

    Fuck it. Why not.

     

    Let's do it.  Hopefully we'll be good again when I'm in my 50s.

     

    Hermanator

    Posted

    Sark??

    Scholz Garden about to cash in big time

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    gmr548

    Posted

    I don’t hate it but what a fucking roller coaster 

    The only reason not to hate it is knowing that Herman has to go.

    You can’t hide that it’s an extremely questionable hire at absolute best.
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    gmr548

    Posted

    I don’t hate it but what a fucking roller coaster 

    The only reason not to hate it is knowing that Herman has to go.

    You can’t hide that it’s an extremely questionable hire at absolute best.
    shnsajax

    Posted

    It’s fitting that I read this while taking a shit.

    Gravy Train

    Posted

    Wonder which buddies he's going to call to fill the roster?  Shouldn't take much to convince Tosh to leave Atlanta, come lock down this state and fuck with the rest of the SEC in 'croots while you're at it.

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    Auto Driller

    Posted

    At least we won’t be a QB power team anymore. Tom meddle so much it didn’t matter who the OC was.

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    DanTheHorn

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    His best year was 9-4 at USC in 2014. I am not liking this hire at all.

    Hank Chinaski

    Posted

    5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

    This is either going to be amazing or absolutely terrible. There is no in between. 

    I'm good with this. Mediocrity is boring as hell. 

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    victory88

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    So we waited all of this time and lost guys to the transfer portal and didn’t maximize national signing day 1 to ducking hire sark??? CDC needs to get the fuck out.  This hire could have been made 2 months ago.

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    DigglerontheHoof

    Posted

    We are fucked.

    Holy shit, this will be a disaster.  JFC

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    VirginiaLonghorn

    Posted

    Poor hamsters that power this board gonna take a beating on this thread ... RIP

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    victory88

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    Only way this works is we go all bagmen and just out talent people.  If they are going to hire Sark, don’t expect him to be Mack Brown.  Fucking let him cheat and let’s win.

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    mdmost

    Posted

    This could be incredibly brilliant or a spectacular failure. 

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    swraith

    Posted (edited)

    Damnit.  2020 continues to fuck up 2021.

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    The Ace of Aces

    Posted

    Herman probably has more upside than Sarkisian. This is a terrible hire imo. 

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    msbesq

    Posted

    What kind of offense and defense does he run?

     

     

    El Compadre

    Posted

    Good thing Austin doesn't have many places to drink🤦‍♂️

    oh_snap

    Posted

    Welp, I guess I’ll see you fuckers in 2024 when we do this all over again. Urban will be done with his NFL experiment and ready to redeem himself.  
    CDC playing several steps ahead. 

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    HiggyBaby

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    https://giphy.com/gifs/cravetvcanada-community-cravetv-3osxYgsbyOnJjjxVn2

    jeevsie

    Posted

    In CDC's defense - Herman WAS the coach on Jan 1, 2021. He's not a liar.

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    Sgt Hulk

    Posted

    Ok do we fire up the portal too? 




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