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  • Almost as unceremonious as his past 2 victories to finish off the season, Tom "the turtle" Herman has been removed as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. 
     
    We don't really wish you anything, but to get the hell out of here Tom. 
     
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    MirrOlure

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    I’m so confused. Should I be pissed that we hired him or pissed that we’ll lose him to ‘Bama in 3 years?
    Rockethorn1978

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    6 minutes ago, HonorableJudgeSmails said:

    What does Texas do if Barney from the Simpson's turns you down?  Buuuurrrrp!  LOL

    Holy fuck is this aggy humor? I always knew you guys were retards but damn man. At least come in and post something funny. 

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    trythisathome

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    2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

    He shouldn't be allowed to announce our games.

    I would rather listen to Beth Mowins over Brando and Tillman 10 times out of 10. 

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    89Horn

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    1 hour ago, oh_snap said:

    Maybe CDC should also fire Shaka and replace him with Larry Eustachy. All part of the master plan so we can be “that school”. We need an identity anyways. 

    Why not?  I say go for it.  Like when Hulk Hogan went to the NWO.  Could be good for Texas, at least for a while.  Ya never know.

    DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

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    51 minutes ago, immamac said:

    I said there would be no "fire xxx" threads in the new regime 

    That’s fucking garbage.

    Rip76

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    3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

    He shouldn't be allowed to announce our games.

    I truly agree.

    texifornia

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    Just now, trythisathome said:

    I would rather listen to Beth Mowins over Brando and Tillman 10 times out of 10. 

    I remember this season when he was nearly weeping in the booth when we beat Tech.

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    maninblack

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    Just now, Burt Macklin said:

    So you’re not hearing there’s any chance he keeps Ash? On the bright side, he did a good job of hiring Wilcox as DC when he went to USC. That guy knows how to coach a defense. 

    He might. We'll see. His success is going to be 100% dependent on the staff. Hopefully he'll listen to people who know the state of Texas.

    bullet

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    29 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

    so much bitchassness in this thread.. y'all wanted herman out at all costs, now are complaining about Sark coming here... So much so, some of y'all think Tom should have been kept.. and if that happened, y'all would be the same ones bitching, crying all spring and summer about recruiting.  Then comes the fall and we lose WVU and y'all want to burn it all to the ground anyway.. cementing two back to back transition classes.  Wake the fuck up and let's roll!

    I wasn't complaining about Hermann.  He needed one more year to show he could do it.  Or for Urban Meyer to want to come.  Not for some drunk mediocre OC to replace him.

    I remember people like you being so happy Akers was gone--for McWilliams.  It took us 15 years to recover from that mistake.  And so happy Mack was replaced by Strong.  Guess what?  Mack is in a NY6 game with a basketball school.  And we are on our 3rd coach.

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    Lucid

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    protip if you have to copepost and make excuses for a new hire it's probably not a good hire, the last 2 hires should have made this abundantly clear

    Hairy Biped

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    For fuck's sake, Sark's Head Coaching record is 46-35.  That's a fucking terrible resume for a stress-filled, top job like Texas.  Add to that, his very questionable past, there is nothing to like about hiring Sark.  Who cares what he did as OC at Bama?  We're aren't hiring that position yet.  The best indicator of future performance is past performance, and Sark's past performance has been horrible.  That said, this move is right in line with how Texas handles these things.  Got lucky with DKR and Mack and have struck out with every other hire in the modern era.  Why should this one be any different?  If true, I hate this hire. 

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    Frank Gallagher

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    Salvation in Saban.  Damn, Nicko has godlike power in resurrecting failed careers.

    immamac

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    1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

    That’s fucking garbage.

    Later on in the coaching tenure this won't be the case, but it's not a good meme anymore to have it from day 0. 

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    Michael Knight

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    If Urban said no and we rolled the dice on Sark then fine. But if Urban takes another job then wtf

    Rip76

    Posted

    5 minutes ago, maninblack said:

    Watch out for the DLine coach for the Saints

    Splain.

    Foosters

    Posted

    Just now, bullet said:

    I wasn't complaining about Hermann.  He needed one more year to show he could do it.  Or for Urban Meyer to want to come.  Not for some drunk mediocre OC to replace him.

    I remember people like you being so happy Akers was gone--for McWilliams.  It took us 15 years to recover from that mistake.  And so happy Mack was replaced by Strong.  Guess what?  Mack is in a NY6 game with a basketball school.  And we are on our 3rd coach.

    Herman needed one more year?? 

    After this year?

    And Mack absolutely needed to be fired.

    WTF

     

     

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    THUJONE

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    1 minute ago, bullet said:

    I wasn't complaining about Hermann.  He needed one more year to show he could do it.  Or for Urban Meyer to want to come.  Not for some drunk mediocre OC to replace him.

    I remember people like you being so happy Akers was gone--for McWilliams.  It took us 15 years to recover from that mistake.  And so happy Mack was replaced by Strong.  Guess what?  Mack is in a NY6 game with a basketball school.  And we are on our 3rd coach.

    Hey guess what? We're a basketball school now too.

    Orange&White

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    1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

    That’s fucking garbage.

    Yeah...the best part about the string of sites since HFs has been the lack of moderation. This seems pretty TexAgs-ish

    Sejjr

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    8 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

    Don’t know what to think about the Sark hire....

    But seriously what does Sarks issue with booze (assuming he’s somehow restrained those demons) have to do with him being the new HC?  I think we’ve all seen a few individuals up close who have turned away from drugs, excessive alcohol use, and other addictions and have done well for themselves and those they influence.

    Maybe Sark is the My Pillow Guy!

    Fletch

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    Get Muschamp back and let’s get this shot rolling

    Irieguy

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    1 minute ago, bullet said:

    I wasn't complaining about Hermann.  He needed one more year to show he could do it.  Or for Urban Meyer to want to come.  Not for some drunk mediocre OC to replace him.

    I remember people like you being so happy Akers was gone--for McWilliams.  It took us 15 years to recover from that mistake.  And so happy Mack was replaced by Strong.  Guess what?  Mack is in a NY6 game with a basketball school.  And we are on our 3rd coach.

    God damn you are old. 

    B00M

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    24 minutes ago, HonorableJudgeSmails said:

    Is this real?  Are you guys really gonna hire Barney from the Simpsons?

    Still applicable

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    StruggleBus

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    54 minutes ago, immamac said:

    I said there would be no "fire xxx" threads in the new regime 

    ha gay GIF

    maninblack

    Posted

    Just now, Rip76 said:

    Splain.

    He's very highly thought of

    Vic Mackey

    Posted

    1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

    That’s fucking garbage.

    It's a tired bit when it's done just for the sake of making the thread. Especially seconds after the new hire is announced. But we should be able to have them when it is actually time to be looking elsewhere, which seems to be often around here the past decade.

    maninblack

    Posted

    Just now, Fletch said:

    Get Muschamp back and let’s get this shot rolling

    Very possible

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    Chuckie Finster

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    Texas is never going to be happy with shitty coaching decisions, shitty personnel rotations and stank ass attitude. No respectable school should be. Why is that so hard for these 'experts' to understand? We're not mad because TH doesn't have 4 straight conference titles(or National titles). We're mad because he didn't put in the work necessary to compete for those things. Fuck, it's not rocket science.

    The same people that retweet “TEXAS IS BACK” memes after every loss are the ones who are most concerned about how we treat our head coach. Spoiler alert: they don’t really think those things, they just want to troll Texas fans.
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    DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

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    1 minute ago, immamac said:

    Later on in the coaching tenure this won't be the case, but it's not a good meme anymore to have it from day 0. 

    This hire is complete fucking garbage. Those in charge should be strung up and shot. Yet, you’re texag’ing the place.

    remember back when you were anti-stifling opinions?

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    Bigbend1812

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    10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    Holy grammar fuckery, Batman

    fuck you crazy ex-girlfriend GIF

     

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    clapclapclap

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    24 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    Hopefully the kids like him. Plus he's seen Bijan and knows the way. Look at what he did with Najee Harris. I don't know how he'll be as a HC, but he sure as fuck won't let Bijan sit the bench 

    Does Sark bring over Bama's hurdling coach?

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    immamac

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    1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

    This hire is complete fucking garbage. Those in charge should be strung up and shot. Yet, you’re texag’ing the place.

    remember back when you were anti-stifling opinions?

    the thread is fair game the first time Sark does anything that warrants a "fire sark" thread - that's all. 

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    Burt Macklin

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    10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    Holy grammar fuckery, Batman

     

     

    4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    I remember this season when he was nearly weeping in the booth when we beat Tech.

    I had never paid any attention to Brando until he so clearly rooted for Tech that he had to announce he wasn’t rooting for them in that game. Now seeing all his tweets, the dude’s a total piece of shit and shouldn’t be allowed to announce our games. What a loser.

    4 minutes ago, bullet said:

    I wasn't complaining about Hermann.  He needed one more year to show he could do it.  Or for Urban Meyer to want to come.  Not for some drunk mediocre OC to replace him.

    I remember people like you being so happy Akers was gone--for McWilliams.  It took us 15 years to recover from that mistake.  And so happy Mack was replaced by Strong.  Guess what?  Mack is in a NY6 game with a basketball school.  And we are on our 3rd coach.

    Herman needed one more year and we should’ve kept Mack. lolololol. 

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    Bullneck

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    45 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Hopefully someone in this thread can make a joke about us hiring that coach at North Carolina again.  Those are really funny.

    Post 513, just above you.

    Huckleberry

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    1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

    This hire is complete fucking garbage. Those in charge should be strung up and shot. Yet, you’re texag’ing the place.

    remember back when you were anti-stifling opinions?

    Sounds like what you're looking for is a Fire del Conte, Fire Hartzell, Fire Eltife thread, then. He's right that it doesn't make sense and it's a stupid thing that the board shouldn't do anymore.

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    Hairy Biped

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    Just now, Brothahorn said:

    Texas is never going to be happy with shitty coaching decisions, shitty personnel rotations and stank ass attitude. No respectable school should be. Why is that so hard for these 'experts' to understand? We're not mad because TH doesn't have 4 straight conference titles(or National titles). We're mad because he didn't put in the work necessary to compete for those things. Fuck, it's not rocket science.

    I once had the chance to knock Brando on his ass.  He used to work for the same media company that I do, and he wanted to use our facilities for an interview or something.  He was a real piece of shit.  Fuck that guy.

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    Foosters

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    1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

    This hire is complete fucking garbage. Those in charge should be strung up and shot. Yet, you’re texag’ing the place.

    remember back when you were anti-stifling opinions?

    Ahh, the passion of College football.

    oh_snap

    Posted

    12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    Holy grammar fuckery, Batman

     

    This grandpa troll needs to be given a wedgie. Rip the fucking band off his tightywhities. 

    Fletch

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    4 minutes ago, maninblack said:

    Very possible

    That’d kick ass. Get our own Venables while hiring what we thought Herman was gonna be. Would Muschamp bring in Gideon as db coach? Cause that’d be fucking hilarious 

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    Thiefery

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    4 minutes ago, bullet said:

    I wasn't complaining about Hermann.  He needed one more year to show he could do it.  Or for Urban Meyer to want to come.  Not for some drunk mediocre OC to replace him.

    I remember people like you being so happy Akers was gone--for McWilliams.  It took us 15 years to recover from that mistake.  And so happy Mack was replaced by Strong.  Guess what?  Mack is in a NY6 game with a basketball school.  And we are on our 3rd coach.

    and you want to keep Herman who has razzle dazzle'd you with an Alamo Bowl win (again) thinking he finally gets it right?  The risk just wasn't worth it anymore.  Recruiting for 22 is looking to be worse than in 21 with him still manning the team.  And fuck Mack.. he had to get away for a few years to understand that he needed to change..he wasn't going to see the light if he had stayed another 10 years here..  

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    nineliveslost

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    6 minutes ago, immamac said:

    Later on in the coaching tenure this won't be the case, but it's not a good meme anymore to have it from day 0. 

    someone already started one

    Irieguy

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

    This hire is complete fucking garbage. Those in charge should be strung up and shot. Yet, you’re texag’ing the place.

    remember back when you were anti-stifling opinions?

    It’s not an opinion. It’s a parody of an opinion. You can say it’s it within threads. Doesn’t need to be a thread. @immamac

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    Burt Macklin

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    8 minutes ago, maninblack said:

    He might. We'll see. His success is going to be 100% dependent on the staff. Hopefully he'll listen to people who know the state of Texas.

    Well so far I’m liking all the names you’ve been throwing out as possible position coaches. Hopefully he really does put together this kind of a coaching staff. 

    RandomIdoit

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    If it’s Sark, it’s underwhelming as fuck. 

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    Bevo&Pevo

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    Has anyone told Nicole yet?

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