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  • Almost as unceremonious as his past 2 victories to finish off the season, Tom "the turtle" Herman has been removed as the head coach of the Texas Longhorns. 
     
    We don't really wish you anything, but to get the hell out of here Tom. 
     
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    Telegraph_it

    Posted

    FCB is only one reporting its stark right!?

    Dark Horse

    Posted

    Woooooooo boy, this is uh something

    runthebone

    Posted

    The most glorious outcome will be that we hire someone else and FCB has to impale himself publicly on a sharpened keyboard.

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    AUS-97HORN

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    I am stunned. I am pissed.  Its fucking Sarkisian....     how soon do we get drunk......

     

    fuck me.  I wanted Herman gone as well, but this is NOT a good replacement.    this is a fucking SEC style replacement. Which isnt going to fucking help at all. 

    alphahorn

    Posted

    lol, people are listening to FCB. it might turn out to be accurate, but odds are against it

    MonkeyDoughnut

    Posted

    I vow to keep him away from the bottle if for no other reason than it looks like I will be upping my drinking

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    Zeus

    Posted

    12 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

    Well I have to live with this and if he is sober I think we're going to be ok. 

    Texas football greatest aspiration - we're going to be ok 

    Sgt Hulk

    Posted

    Who stays who goes csn he get ewers back 

    CUM2TX

    Posted

    its time to fire CDC. I knew he was an imbecile.

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    Beau Vine

    Posted

    Seven Win Steve is not an upgrade.  If he does the same stuff he did at Washington, he will beat OU regularly, then regularly lose the next two games to Tech and K-State.

    Trutexan78

    Posted

    Dude must give blow jobs in his interviews or something as he’s done nothing to justify his fall upward. Holy Hell, CDC, I thought we were leaving 2020 behind us? This is at best an even swap, but I think it’ll be harder to get rid of Sark after dark than Herman (who was very disliked). Sark’s actually not a thin-skinned prick. Sets UT back another 8 years.

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    Jive Turkey

    Posted

    like opening a Christmas gift and finding a pair of new socks.

    very meh hire.  $15.4 million buyout for this retread.

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    Macanudo

    Posted

    I had decided that 2021 was going to be a year of drinking less after the disaster that was 2020.

    Well, there's a resolution I wont be keeping.

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    honolulu horn

    Posted

    Is this the football board or the lulz board? Because the Sark news is making a lot of people laugh. 

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    Zeus

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    3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

    The most glorious outcome will be that we hire someone else and FCB has to impale himself publicly on a sharpened keyboard.

    He can just do that anyway

    Hiphopopotamos

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    2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

    lol, people are listening to FCB. it might turn out to be accurate, but odds are against it

    Only a little over 1000 rep?  You might not survive this.

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    hornmpa96

    Posted

    If it’s Sark, CDC need to go - He’s already failed at a high profile job

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    TwiceHorn

    Posted

    On a positive note, he has OC'ed for a couple of the better coaches in the business, Carroll and Saban.  He's been exposed to Saban's systems and "coaching tree."

    On the other hand, his HFC success is marginal at best.  And, he's a drunk.  It is possible that he is recovered and all the better for it.  If he was hired, you'd have to think we did a deep dive on that and didn't accept merely his representations of sobriety.

    immamac

    Posted

    this sark news is fucking stupid sark isn't the guy.

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    millhouse

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    Total day shift hire right there

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    bigcigar

    Posted

    Didn’t chip also say herman was staying? Fuck chip brown

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    BrazilHorn

    Posted

    Glad Herman is gone. We will see if Sark can avoid all the stupid play calls and personnel decisions Herman made. 
    We will know this fall if Brewer is lined up in the slot. 

    Nope

    Posted (edited)

    4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Feldman confirming

     

    AKA “hey Urban you didn’t believe we were serious about firing Tom. We were, and we did, so respond to my fucking text so we don’t have hire the hobo.”

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    PittsburghTiger

    Posted (edited)

    18 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

    Well I have to live with this and if he is sober I think we're going to be ok

    My first thought as well.

    17 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

    This is either going to be amazing or absolutely terrible. There is no in between

    And I am okay with that because what has been going on for a decade is not good enough.

    17 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

    Herman is a better coach than Sark but letting him stay was untenable at this point. Better be 100 percent funded by donor money because otherwise the price tag isn’t worth it.

    Well be back here in 3-4 years. Hopefully there’s some better utilization of offensive talent.

    Is he really? Seeing how Alabama has adapted should give hope.

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    Trutexan78

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    Dude must give blow jobs in his interviews or something as he’s done nothing to justify his fall upward. Holy Hell, CDC, I thought we were leaving 2020 behind us? This is at best an even swap, but I think it’ll be harder to get rid of Sark after dark than Herman (who was very disliked). Sark’s actually not a thin-skinned prick. Sets UT back another 8 years.

    mdmost

    Posted

    You poor people thinking Urban Meyer was coming here still after he told us no. 

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    Surly Bevo

    Posted

    This timing IS HIGHLY SUSPECT for it to be Sark.  I wouldn't be surprised if it is, but I also wouldn't be surprised if Chip was fed some straight running bullshit.

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    MNLonghornFUKM

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    Feldman confirming
     

    We’re all proud and impressed with a guy in his 40s, who’s paid very well to act like an adult and not fuck college girls at his place of work.

    Good job Sark.
    Hagbard Celine

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    5 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

    FCB is only one reporting its stark right!?

    esipn says "targeting sark"

    PassiveAggressiveCoach

    Posted

    This is the best we can do? Just fire CDC already. Sark is 42-33 as a head coach and he's a drunk. Was briles already taken? 

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    HiggyBaby

    Posted

    With this move I am now 100% convinced we will win a national championship before Morehead State.

    Butch Had Not

    Posted

    1 minute ago, Zeus said:

    Texas football greatest aspiration - we're going to be ok 

    Well fuck. I can't continue to be miserable about Texas football until we have results on the field. I will hate him when we lose our first game.

    Zeus

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    1 minute ago, immamac said:

    this sark news is fucking stupid sark isn't the guy.

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    according to what? 

    The only news coming out of Texas is reporting done by a gang of total fuckheads

    Both Tacos

    Posted



    And, he's a drunk.  It is possible that he is recovered and all the better for it.  If he was hired, you'd have to think we did a deep dive on that and didn't accept merely his representations of sobriety.


    Hahahahahaha

    Vertigo

    Posted

    Im actually better with this than Brian Kelley. Sark is a recruiting witch who was rumored to be being groomed to take over for Saban. He is a dark horse but the one with the greatest upside not named Urban.

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    phdhorn

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    I won't drink to that.

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    hornmpa96

    Posted

    If it’s Sark, CDC need to go - He’s already failed at a high profile job

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    TwiceHorn

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    2 minutes ago, CUM2TX said:

    its time to fire CDC. I knew he was an imbecile.

     

    2 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

    Jesus fuck just fire CDC now

    I have been assured by people like you that CDC was not in control of this as of several weeks ago.

    Fucking make up your minds.

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    ztejas

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    Everyone needs to take this as a lesson that none of the $9.95ers ever knew shit past the fact that I'm assuming some discussion with Urban was had. Find me one "insider" that thought we would hire Sarkisian or provided any timeline that aligned with this.

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    HiggyBaby

    Posted

    With this move I am now 100% convinced we will win a national championship before Morehead State.

    MNLonghornFUKM

    Posted

    Feldman confirming
     

    We’re all proud and impressed with a guy in his 40s, who’s paid very well to act like an adult and not fuck college girls at his place of work.

    Good job Sark.



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