Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!

So, what are the tax implications for the players?

 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

So, what are the tax implications for the players?

 

They get money/asset, they pay tax.  The amount depends on the income of the individual/entity being taxed.  That simple. 

7 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

They get money/asset, they pay tax.  The amount depends on the income of the individual/entity being taxed.  That simple. 

So the Ohio State players will need some under the table money to pay the tax on those cars?

Proud to make this my first post after years of hermitting and snickering alone.

30 minutes ago, Boogie Chillen said:

Proud to make this my first post after years of hermitting and snickering alone.

A/S/L?

1 hour ago, Deej said:

So the Ohio State players will need some under the table money to pay the tax on those cars?

BuckeyePlanet can take donations to pay for it and skim 3% off the top for their troubles. Lots of ways non-players can profit from NIL. It’s a cottage industry. 

Pop quiz already? Well, my pronouns are it/those if it helps.

Old/dude/G'town.

@immamac looks like my Burnt Ends flair disappeared.  I think it's because my TreeFiddy sub just renewed.  Just a heads up, and no big deal.  I still have access to the chat/etc.

 

Edit: It's back

Edited August 27, 2021 by JesusSweatDuck
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I'm in!

Where we is now bossman?  Be cool if we could get to the goal by the start of the season...

7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@immamac looks like my Burnt Ends flair disappeared.  I think it's because my TreeFiddy sub just renewed.  Just a heads up, and no big deal.  I still have access to the chat/etc.

 

Edit: It's back

I’ve got no access to chat unless I’m doing something wrong?

3 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

I’ve got no access to chat unless I’m doing something wrong?

leave and rejoin something got borked when I mass imported people 

Product	Subscription Amt	Active	Monthly Total	Amt To Goal	Subs to Goal	Goal
Burnt Ends	$10	122	$1,220	$280	28	$1,500
Burnt Ends Flats	$25	56	$1,400	$1,100	44	$2,500
Burnt Ends Points	$50	40	$2,000	$500	10	$2,500
			$4,620	$1,880	82	$6,500

 

Wtf my math was stupid on the $25 we only need 100 not 150. We are tracking very nicely. 

Just now, immamac said:

 

Product	Subscription Amt	Active	Monthly Total	Amt To Goal	Subs to Goal	Goal
Burnt Ends	$10	122	$1,220	$280	28	$1,500
Burnt Ends Flats	$25	56	$1,400	$1,100	44	$2,500
Burnt Ends Points	$50	40	$2,000	$500	10	$2,500
			$4,620	$1,880	82	$6,500

 

Wtf my math was stupid on the $25 we only need 100 not 150. We are tracking very nicely. 

Actually it wasn't the 150 includes some padding for the event costs, but it turns out that we are likely going to get those at significantly less than anticipated. 

Here’s the shirt mock up folks have been asking for. Legit dri fit and everything, we have 100 but have already allocated damn near half. We will be ordering more if their popularity keeps. We also have ordered the cups and stickers (actually magnets) for the flats and points members. In addition we will have koozies avb for purchase plus we are going to Have about a billion business cards to pass out with a QR code to the sign up page. We are going to blast this shit everywhere! 

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Here’s the shirt mock up folks have been asking for. Legit dri fit and everything, we have 100 but have already allocated damn near half. We will be ordering more if their popularity keeps. We also have ordered the cups and stickers (actually magnets) for the flats and points members. In addition we will have koozies avb for purchase plus we are going to Have about a billion business cards to pass out with a QR code to the sign up page. We are going to blast this shit everywhere! 

You have them delivered to you or heading out to people that want them/buy them. I will take a double x if you can bring it. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

 

Product	Subscription Amt	Active	Monthly Total	Amt To Goal	Subs to Goal	Goal
Burnt Ends	$10	122	$1,220	$280	28	$1,500
Burnt Ends Flats	$25	56	$1,400	$1,100	44	$2,500
Burnt Ends Points	$50	40	$2,000	$500	10	$2,500
			$4,620	$1,880	82	$6,500

 

Wtf my math was stupid on the $25 we only need 100 not 150. We are tracking very nicely. 

I’d have thought we’d have hit the goal on the $50 by now. How much is the decay daily? We losing a half every day or is it tending toward similar daily numbers? 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You have them delivered to you or heading out to people that want them/buy them. I will take a double x if you can bring it. 

I’ll bring you one for the arky game for sure! As lucrative as podcasting is, my real life job is shipping so we should have a legit shopping cart and Fed ex shipping for the site very soon. Will probably take manual orders when we get our first order in and will be shipped by yours truly via Fed ex

#22 is in! Let’s get this done, amigos! 

Nevermind 

Edited August 28, 2021 by Victor Lazlo

Any other color options than white?

For the shirts? Not yet. It's been a bit of a rush, we will have a lot more time later on. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

For the shirts? Not yet. It's been a bit of a rush, we will have a lot more time later on. 

Any chance we can get a pocket tee for other the logo on the pocket?

I’m assuming there will eventually be a full store for ordering everything? Slapping a small logo on a performance polo to go with shirts and such, buy the cups, magnets, etc. probably add a grand or so to the revenue stream each year or more 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m assuming there will eventually be a full store for ordering everything? Slapping a small logo on a performance polo to go with shirts and such, buy the cups, magnets, etc. probably add a grand or so to the revenue stream each year or more 

Tbh polo should be next. 

I totally support what you guys are doing here.  

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I totally support what you guys are doing here.  

Sure as fuck isn't obvious with the lack of flair on your post. Lololol 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sure as fuck isn't obvious with the lack of flair on your post. Lololol 

I'm a Sooner, I cheated lol.  

Jokes aside if there's going to be entertainment for us around here I don't mind supporting!

17 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I'm a Sooner, I cheated lol.  

Jokes aside if there's going to be entertainment for us around here I don't mind supporting!

 

Here, I'll lend you a hand...

Click Here, M'Kay?

55 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m assuming there will eventually be a full store for ordering everything? Slapping a small logo on a performance polo to go with shirts and such, buy the cups, magnets, etc. probably add a grand or so to the revenue stream each year or more 

Yep, there may even be an additional tier that gets you all the swag. We will sell all the shit that you fuckers want. Polos will definitely be next though

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Yep, there may even be an additional tier that gets you all the swag. We will sell all the shit that you fuckers want. Polos will definitely be next though

Can you guys just flip some of your logos upside down?  Easy fix, then I'm good to go!

13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Can you guys just flip some of your logos upside down?  Easy fix, then I'm good to go!

Ah, that explains the Riley brisket. It was fat side down

Just now, RGBIII said:

Ah, that explains the Riley brisket. It was fat side down

Burnt Everything, bro. 

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Yep, there may even be an additional tier that gets you all the swag. We will sell all the shit that you fuckers want. Polos will definitely be next though

Yeah- there should be a $100 a month tier, $500 a month tier and a $1000 a month tier. 
if the camp thing is going to happeN you could toss that in along with the polo etc. 

I assume the lack of $100, $500 and $1000 a month tier is why @Brisketexan and @Lobo don’t have any flair by their names yet. Either that or you could just charge them by the word and throw it into the pot for the burnt ends. 

In!  Just a idea but I think there should be a more visible button on the top of the page or something for new people on the site to find it easier.  

There's a huge banner and a button at the top of the site on desktop. 

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

There's a huge banner and a button at the top of the site on desktop. 

Ah gotcha but it doesn’t on mobile.  

Edited August 29, 2021 by Hook1997

41 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Ah gotcha but it doesn’t on mobile.  

on mobile it's in the navigation menu. I am trying to get it in the top menu this week

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

on mobile it's in the navigation menu. I am trying to get it in the top menu this week

Good luck. Going to be tricky. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

on mobile it's in the navigation menu. I am trying to get it in the top menu this week

Instead, just put a giant pop up that says 

“do you want to pay players?”

if they click yes it goes to the burnt ends page. If they say no it goes to the two girls one cup video

Look at where you’re posting. There are likely people here who would rather watch that video.

I am a little late to game on this but happy to contribute.  Good job getting this up and running.

On 8/27/2021 at 5:36 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

Where we is now bossman?  Be cool if we could get to the goal by the start of the season...

I’m sure immamac agrees with you since he’s personally guaranteed the payouts!

On 8/28/2021 at 11:49 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

Yeah- there should be a $100 a month tier, $500 a month tier and a $1000 a month tier. 
if the camp thing is going to happeN you could toss that in along with the polo etc. 

I assume the lack of $100, $500 and $1000 a month tier is why @Brisketexan and @Lobo don’t have any flair by their names yet. Either that or you could just charge them by the word and throw it into the pot for the burnt ends. 

What if there were a “buy your way out of purgatory” deal?  Like donate $1000 to burnt ends and you get a second shot at life.

25 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

What if there were a “buy your way out of purgatory” deal?  Like donate $1000 to burnt ends and you get a second shot at life.

Why not?  Sounds good. 

39 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

What if there were a “buy your way out of purgatory” deal?  Like donate $1000 to burnt ends and you get a second shot at life.

Alternatively...what if there was a way to buy someone IN to purgatory?  How much could we raise to have futureman banned?

Edited August 30, 2021 by Bevo in VA
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In.  The podcast really sold me.  We talk a big talk about Texas having an extensive network of fans and alumni.  Now is the time to show it.  I'm excited to see where this goes.

6 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

In.  The podcast really sold me.  We talk a big talk about Texas having an extensive network of fans and alumni.  Now is the time to show it.  I'm excited to see where this goes.

Fuck yes! 

@RGBIII can we make sure the first payment is $X cash in McDonald's bags?