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  • Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

    Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

     

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    TreatyOak

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    1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

    Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

    Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

     

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    IDIOTsavant

    Posted

    1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

    my CC payment worked.

    Same

    Neonmoon

    Posted

    Just paid and signed up 

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    Soliver465

    Posted

    33 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

    Think the shit's borked, yo. Get an error with both Paypal and Paypal - Card Direct. Anybody else having issues?

    Yes, same here.

    IDIOTsavant

    Posted (edited)

    Poof

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    Soliver465

    Posted

    6 minutes ago, immamac said:

    Use Stripe then. 

    Works, in for $25.00

    IDIOTsavant

    Posted (edited)

    Poof

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    MoJames

    Posted

    Your avatar was used as inspiration.

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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    1 minute ago, MoJames said:

    Your avatar was used as inspiration.

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    God bless

    IDIOTsavant

    Posted

    4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Why was tight ends the chosen group?

    Because this is Animal House, sir.

    Image of Why not?

    RGBIII

    Posted

    10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Why was tight ends the chosen group?

    Posted earlier but most bang for our buck with an under appreciated group. Also Burnt Ends was too good of a name to pass up

    MonkeyDoughnut

    Posted

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    Great idea. Thanks for setting up.

    I think we should get them to point or double-tap the "S" in Texas on their jersey when they score as a nod to Surly 😁

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    TKthunder2

    Posted

    1 hour ago, immamac said:

    if we get cockblocked by compliance we will cancel the ability to renew and apply all funds to a big ass tailgate for the game of the communities choosing. 

    Put up a banner once you get approval from compliance please.  I’m in, but not going to go recruiting for others to join until we know it’s in the clear.

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    elguapo

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    Signed up for $10, amazing work everyone! 🤘

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    4 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

    Put up a banner once you get approval from compliance please.  I’m in, but not going to go recruiting for others to join until we know it’s in the clear.

    We don't anticipate any hold ups but who knows with how this shit has been going

    victory88

    Posted (edited)

    I'm in.  Every surly member needs to sign up.  Fuck, I used to pay $9.95 to that bitch Bobby Burton a month.  I'd gladly send it to an actual player.  Thank you for organizing this.  We're going to need to take this program into our own hands because I've lost all my faith in the athletic department with figuring this out.  Fuck CDC.  Let's get these boys paid.

     

    Edit: CC payment went through.

     

    You bitches not contributing can't complain about recruiting.  Sign up mother fuckers.  

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    Baconboy

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    In for $10. PayPal worked, CC didn't. Weird how one works for some but not others.

    Where it's coming from doesn't matter though - it's where it's going. Great work!

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    BrazilHorn

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    Just paid via Stripe - Surly 1% - $50.

    Let's go.

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    HenryJames

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    This is going to end with the tight ends owning Surly isn’t it?

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    IDIOTsavant

    Posted (edited)

    1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

    This is going to end with the tight ends owning Surly isn’t it?

    I don’t see any way this gets all the way up to tree fiddy.

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    Hiphopopotamos

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    Paid.    Lets make their money long like the horns.

     

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    SydneyCarton

    Posted (edited)

    1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

     

    Yeah, we've got this idea written out as well. I didn't want to type it out to make a blueprint for other schools to steal but...this I think is really low hanging fruit and a great inducement to players. 

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    MAUFRAIS

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    signed up for $50 a month...

     

     

     

    ...and an abortion

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    SydneyCarton

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    @immamac We might want some privacy on some of this stuff. Is there a way to only allow post access to posters with a higher post count? Or who have been  members longer than a certain period of time?

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    HenryJames

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    3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    @immamac We might want some privacy on some of this stuff. Is there a way to only allow post access to posters with a higher post count? Or who have been  members longer than a certain period of time?

    This is a HIPAA violation, imo.

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    IDIOTsavant

    Posted

    6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Yeah, we've got this idea written out as well. I didn't want to type it out to make a blueprint for other schools to steal but...this I think is really low hanging fruit and a great inducement to players. 

    I've deleted it and will move such thoughts to the NIL board for discussion going forward. Can't delete your quote though.

    immamac

    Posted

    There will be a board for only people who have signed up - one step at a time. 

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    SydneyCarton

    Posted

    6 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

    I've deleted it and will move such thoughts to the NIL board for discussion going forward. Can't delete your quote though.

    Thanks...and done. 

    DFW Horn

    Posted

    2 hours ago, immamac said:

    if we get cockblocked by compliance we will cancel the ability to renew and apply all funds to a big ass tailgate for the game of the communities choosing. 

    Well, calling CDC a fucking moron could be problematic for this initiative...

    DFW Horn

    Posted

    2 hours ago, immamac said:

    if we get cockblocked by compliance we will cancel the ability to renew and apply all funds to a big ass tailgate for the game of the communities choosing. 

    Well, calling CDC a fucking moron could be problematic for this initiative...

    HenryJames

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

    Well, calling CDC a fucking moron could be problematic for this initiative...

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    10 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

    Well, calling CDC a fucking moron could be problematic for this initiative...

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    MAUFRAIS

    Posted

    We’re more of a pay first ask questions later type here.

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    SydneyCarton

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    @immamac Can you delete or hide lidig8r’s post and delete the quote in ShowingHisAss’s post as well?

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    ShowMeALoss

    Posted

    1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

    @immamac Can you delete or hide lidig8r’s post and delete the quote in ShowingHisAss’s post as well?

    Look at the insurance salesman with his english lit degree worried about his business plan! lol

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    KYHorn

    Posted (edited)

    This makes for a potentially interesting dynamic. I could see NIL stuff impacting players' decisions for what positions to play. Say Surly is giving TEs 15k/year, but DEs are only getting 10k. Ja'Tavion Sanders now has to consider these disparities beyond his own preferences, ideas about his future, coaches' advice, etc. 

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    SydneyCarton

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    1 minute ago, ShowMeALoss said:

    Look at the insurance salesman with his english lit degree worried about his business plan! lol

    No, you twit. It has nothing to do with a business plan and everything to do with a giant board with many posters from different Fanbases seeing things laid out as an easy resource. Perhaps don’t give anyone else ideas, and let every other possible person and program that isn’t Texas make their own mistakes. This board is extremely visible, Captain Myopia. 

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    IDIOTsavant

    Posted

    2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    No, you twit. It has nothing to do with a business plan and everything to do with a giant board with many posters from different Fanbases seeing things laid out as an easy resource. Perhaps don’t give anyone else ideas, and let every other possible person and program that isn’t Texas make their own mistakes. This board is extremely visible, Captain Myopia. 

    I'm not sure why you keep engaging with new futureman.

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