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  • Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

    Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

     

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    Burnt Ends- NIL Program.pptx

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    Grade of D as in David

    Posted

    4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

    Can we also get regular photo updates of our sponsored TEs so we can see that theyre happy and healthy?

     

    2 hours ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

    What do you think this is, UNICEF?  

    How much are the licensing fees for that Sarah McLachlan song?

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    Bodacious Bevo

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    4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

    Can we also get regular photo updates of our sponsored TEs so we can see that theyre happy and healthy?

    While we're at it can we throw some of those pet streaming cams in the dorm to check in on them? We could modify the ones that dispense treats to dispense bags

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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    12 hours ago, 52-80 said:

    Can we also get regular photo updates of our sponsored TEs so we can see that theyre happy and healthy?

     

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    IDIOTsavant

    Posted

    10 hours ago, Hornlover said:

    Are we taking suggestions for slogans? 

    Burnt Ends - What Ends Here, Burns the World. 

    I don't know why we'd need to change anything personally. "Low and Slow" works perfectly fine for this group.

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    Neonmoon

    Posted

    I like Logo 6

    Are you going to show all the options? 
     

    as for the PowerPoint, me fail math

    Laxtonto

    Posted

    Do we have an updated pledge matrix? Sorta like in one of those telethons?

     

    I am also curious how much of this format gets stolen by other Texas fan sites and across CFB. This will be funny as hell to see this morph into a funding drive war between texags and  fat ketch.

     

    From a practical business standpoint I wonder if this mechanism would be a net gain or loss from a funded subscriber concept? How many people decide that they can take their $10 a month to drop on Burnt End, knowing they can read all of the other websites content here, instead of paying a subscriber fee elsewhere…

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

    I like Logo 6

    Are you going to show all the options? 
     

    as for the PowerPoint, me fail math

    Here are all 6 that @TreatyOak made, he also made a bunch in different colors in case we cant use Burnt Orange but we will operate under the fact that we can until told otherwise. I also covered the NIL and SEC for the first one like people were asking. We will probably use all of them in one way or another.

    Originally I will probably order 2 sets of cups/stickers, one with Logo 1 and another with logo 3 and let people chose what cup/sticker they would like. Will definitely be doing a tailgate style flag with logo 1, probably tshirts and hats as well evntually

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    Enchubben

    Posted

    the kerning of those letters seem off.   (I learnt that word from Taylor Searels)  #All Gas Nobr akes

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    SuckitKevin

    Posted

    Logo 2 on a 3/4 sleeve baseball t would look pretty awesome. I’m assuming you’ll sell these as merchandise as well as giveaways for different tiers?

    Deej

    Posted

    57 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    he also made a bunch in different colors in case we cant use Burnt Orange

    It's not like Texas has been using it.

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    Hiphopopotamos

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    I'm down for buying a few Surly t-shirts (tri-blends only).  Lets get this going.

     

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    RGBIII

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    8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    I'm down for buying a few Surly t-shirts (tri-blends only).  Lets get this going.

     

    Id imagine we will start with the stuff that comes with the program (The cups and stickers) plus koozies to hand out at tailgates and shit then we can start rolling out shirts, hats and shit but all a matter of time!

    LarryMoeSurly

    Posted

    48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Id imagine we will start with the stuff that comes with the program (The cups and stickers) plus koozies to hand out at tailgates and shit then we can start rolling out shirts, hats and shit but all a matter of time!

    I thought T-shirts fucking suck?

    RGBIII

    Posted

    1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

    I thought T-shirts fucking suck?

    Shitty ones do, if they are some legit tri blend/dri fit type shit, then thats awesome

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    Soliver465

    Posted

    I still like the look with FCB on it.  

    YoungCounty

    Posted

    In for $10.  Thanks for doing this.  Ready to root for our TE's this year!

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    Nivek

    Posted

    So are we able to pay yet?   I tried with AMEX and it failed to go through.  

    1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

    Shitty ones do, if they are some legit tri blend/dri fit type shit, then thats awesome

    Can it have an eagle with fangs?  No wait, a longhorn with fangs?

    TheFlyingBoat

    Posted (edited)

    Perks of being 25:

    -Don't have to explain donating 120-600 dollars for make benefit glorious nation of Texas Football to the wife or anyone else.

    -Am not old like y'all

     

    Downsides:

    -Have not had the time to acquire Surly 1%er wealth yet 

     

    Fuck it put me in for 10. Will probably kick it up to 50 when I'm 30.

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    6 minutes ago, Nivek said:

    So are we able to pay yet?   I tried with AMEX and it failed to go through.  

    Can it have an eagle with fangs?  No wait, a longhorn with fangs?

    Ya it should work

    immamac

    Posted

    9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Ya it should work

    PayPal stripe or both? 

    Fuck I quoted the wrong post @Nivek

    Neonmoon

    Posted (edited)

    I like Logo 6 still. It would be perfect if you spelled FCB with the grill smoke. Or hid Bert in there somehow 

    I think one of the issues is Surly doesn’t have a logo. I mean it does, but nothing professional 

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    RollLeft

    Posted

    How much do we have to donate to strip all cloak room rep from anyone with it?  

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    MIkeHoncho

    Posted

    4 hours ago, Soliver465 said:

    I still like the look with FCB on it.  

    just add CJK5H and it's perfect

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    conVINCEd

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    25 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

    How much do we have to donate to strip all cloak room rep from anyone with it?  

    Snowflake

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    Murfdogg21

    Posted

    On 8/9/2021 at 6:17 PM, MAUFRAIS said:


    This creeped me out.

    So I shouldn’t ask about sponsoring a sorority house and asking for a webcam?

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    Nivek

    Posted

    19 hours ago, immamac said:

    PayPal stripe or both? 

    Fuck I quoted the wrong post @Nivek

    I tried paypal stripe.  It failed yesterday.

    Hornlover

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    Here's a 'Slightly more appropriate for Surly' version of logo 5burnt_ends.jpg.268422ffd6c1163dab2fbbb3dc22db67.jpg

     

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    Hagbard Celine

    Posted

    On 8/5/2021 at 10:29 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

    I just read the post and the tight end camp sounds really cool- if that actually happens I’m going to take down 12 spots for an additional $6000. We can figure out a clever way to sponsor content/posts on the board, or that’s helpful in some way to what you are trying to do here and that will be my scholarship for people posting here perhaps- as a pay it forward. Or maybe podcast participation or or feedback or something like that. @immamacand @RGBIII can run with it on making that helpful to their aims here. Let me know what the plan is for board participation if you can think of something and I will pay up for a spot monthly as a giveaway for contribution here that amuses me/the board in some way. 
    maybe we can have a ceremony or pod mention or something as a contest. Don’t know whatever y’all want. 

    i'm here to support wulaw horn, if he's in, so am i

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    Nivek

    Posted

    I thought logo #7 with a joint would have been slightly appropriate for the crowd here, but I guess we got old.  

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    thunderlounge

    Posted

    48 minutes ago, Nivek said:

    I thought logo #7 with a joint would have been slightly appropriate for the crowd here, but I guess we got old.  

     

    Who got old? I did not receive that memo.

    LarryMoeSurly

    Posted

    4 hours ago, Nivek said:

    I thought logo #7 with a joint would have been slightly appropriate for the crowd here, but I guess we got old.  

    Speak for yourself. On the first part, we’re definitely old. 

    TexasToast

    Posted

    I'm in for ($10 for 12 months) $120 payment and then cancelled.  Or, I think that's what I've done.

    RGBIII

    Posted

    THIS is why the Burnt Ends is important! Look at this fucking trash!

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    Horn Dogg

    Posted

    On 8/10/2021 at 2:39 PM, TheFlyingBoat said:

    Perks of being 25:

    -Don't have to explain donating 120-600 dollars for make benefit glorious nation of Texas Football to the wife or anyone else.

    -Am not old like y'all

     

    Downsides:

    -Have not had the time to acquire Surly 1%er wealth yet 

     

    Fuck it put me in for 10. Will probably kick it up to 50 when I'm 30.

    44 year old me says you need to add “fucking 25 year old chicks” to your list.

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    Horn Dogg

    Posted

    For the logos, they are all great.  I vote for #2 for what it’s worth.

    Hornlover

    Posted

    34 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

    44 year old me says you need to add “fucking 25 year old chicks” to your list.

    You must have failed math. The actual result is "fucking 19.5 year old chicks". 

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    Grade of D as in David

    Posted

    57 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

    You must have failed math. The actual result is "fucking 19.5 year old chicks". 

    I thought the math was subtract your age and add 18.

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    QuanCosbykilledaguy

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    On 8/7/2021 at 9:30 AM, Horn Dogg said:

    Also, you think we can get pole assassin and the monkey involved due to the Jeff Banks connection?

    Pole Assassin handing out NIL deals, were back baby!

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    Burntcowboy

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    Maybe someone can go see if CDC shows up and tell him how to NIL Surly style 

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    RGVHorn

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    First post, in for $25 

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    A LOT of progress has been made FYI. Expect big news this week

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    Neonmoon

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    3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

    A LOT of progress has been made FYI. Expect big news this week

    Big news always drops on a Tuesday 

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    ClubWhatever

    Posted

    On 8/12/2021 at 11:15 AM, TexasToast said:

    I'm in for ($10 for 12 months) $120 payment and then cancelled.  Or, I think that's what I've done.

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