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  • Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

    Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

     

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    Okcool

    Posted

    7 hours ago, immamac said:

    Final Tally for today:

    107/150 for 10/mo or 120/yr (+21)

    50/150 for 25/mo or 300/yr (+28)

    34/50 for 50/mo or 600/yr (+17)

    4,020/mo - hell yeah. 

    66 new signups today. Another day like today and we are cruising to sustainability.

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    35/50 🤘

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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

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    I clicked on the Burnt Ends Chat and this is what popped up. Is there supposed to be like a forum there or what? 

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    Tx74

    Posted

    37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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    I clicked on the Burnt Ends Chat and this is what popped up. Is there supposed to be like a forum there or what? 

    i got in fine using my desk top.

    NoName

    Posted

    14 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

    Snap! That is kind of like at the watermelon thump where you bid for a kid's watermelon but it is really to fund the FFA scholly fund. Some melons went for $2000 to $5000.

    Could we do an auction for the most productive TE of the group? That kid, by his performance metrics wins the right to have his jersey auctioned and takes a bigger cut of that bidding or all of that proceeds.  And some lucky sob gets the autographed jersey to frame for their wall. That would be  fucking sweet. Someday, that kid will be NFL bound and that asshole has his Horns jersey. Or the kid will win best TE in college award and will be at an event to snap a pic with us in a  burnt fucking ends tshirt holding that trophy. 

    i don't think anything can be based on on field performance

    LTtxfan

    Posted

    TE's BABY!!! 🤘 

     

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    DigglerontheHoof

    Posted

    1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

    TE's BABY!!! 🤘 

     

    Burnt Ends:  We're kinda a big deal. 

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    Hiphopopotamos

    Posted

    59 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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    I clicked on the Burnt Ends Chat and this is what popped up. Is there supposed to be like a forum there or what? 

    Thats what mine was doing as well - it also wasn't showing me as a member in the member list.  I had to 'Leave Club' and rejoin.  You need admin approval to join.

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    burntorangebongos

    Posted

    8 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

    It worked this time.

    your bling is still borked. It shows up right away.

    Hornlover

    Posted

    1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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    I clicked on the Burnt Ends Chat and this is what popped up. Is there supposed to be like a forum there or what? 

    Me too

    JRLonghorn

    Posted

    Is there a separate forum for burnt ends (members only) and if so how do I get there on Tapatalk?


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    Neonmoon

    Posted

    3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    POM isn’t a scholarship institution. So in theory you always could have sponsored POM. 

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    jwtexan

    Posted

    3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    POM isn’t a scholarship institution. So in theory you always could have sponsored POM. 

    We need a burnt end sticker on the chaps ASAP

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    thunderlounge

    Posted

    54 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Thats what mine was doing as well - it also wasn't showing me as a member in the member list.  I had to 'Leave Club' and rejoin.  You need admin approval to join.

     

    I wasn't showing up either. Guess the other day when I signed up it didn't add me to the "club" or whatever. Everything else worked though.

     

    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    57 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Thats what mine was doing as well - it also wasn't showing me as a member in the member list.  I had to 'Leave Club' and rejoin.  You need admin approval to join.

    It shows me as a member

    Hornlover

    Posted

    32 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

    We need a burnt end sticker on the chaps ASAP

    You misspelled ASSES

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    Deej

    Posted

    57 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

    Me too

    Same

    immamac

    Posted

    2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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    I clicked on the Burnt Ends Chat and this is what popped up. Is there supposed to be like a forum there or what? 

    Yeah, do you see the main landing page but just not the board?

    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    1 minute ago, immamac said:

    Yeah, do you see the main landing page but just not the board?

    Can see the overview, members, but not the board. 

    immamac

    Posted

    Weird, were you one of the people that "joined twice" I'll investigate. 

    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    1 minute ago, immamac said:

    Weird, were you one of the people that "joined twice" I'll investigate. 

    I don’t believe so. I only joined once. 

    Deej

    Posted

    21 minutes ago, immamac said:

    Yeah, do you see the main landing page but just not the board?

    exactly

    Hornlover

    Posted

    I only joined once. I can see the main landing page and the club members, just not the chat.

    immamac

    Posted

    if you can't see the chat can you leave and rejoin I did that "as deej" and it worked. It'll be faster for me to just approve you guys again instead of having to assume your user and do it myself. 

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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    7 minutes ago, immamac said:

    if you can't see the chat can you leave and rejoin I did that "as deej" and it worked. It'll be faster for me to just approve you guys again instead of having to assume your user and do it myself. 

     

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    Sir Ulrich

    Posted

    33 minutes ago, immamac said:

    if you can't see the chat can you leave and rejoin I did that "as deej" and it worked. It'll be faster for me to just approve you guys again instead of having to assume your user and do it myself. 

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    /s thanks again for getting this rolling!

    RGBIII

    Posted

    Shirts incoming! Not any of that cheap shit either

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    NoName

    Posted

    4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Thats what mine was doing as well - it also wasn't showing me as a member in the member list.  I had to 'Leave Club' and rejoin.  You need admin approval to join.

    thank you, had to do it too

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    Hiphopopotamos

    Posted

    16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Shirts incoming! Not any of that cheap shit either

    We gettin' tri-blends!

     

    immamac

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    We gettin' tri-blends!

     

    even better - dry fits

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    UTEE97

    Posted

    Are you guys planning to expand this to other position groups as well? If so, what's the timeline for that?

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    immamac

    Posted

    2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

    Are you guys planning to expand this to other position groups as well? If so, what's the timeline for that?

    Maybe - need to make sure that this position group is getting elite NIL money first. 

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    Teamdirtyleg

    Posted

    10 minutes ago, immamac said:

    Maybe - need to make sure that this position group is getting elite NIL money first. 

    Good plan

    UTEE97

    Posted

    Someone needs to hack the Longhorn Foundation and get their donor email list.

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    SydneyCarton

    Posted

    1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

    Shirts incoming! Not any of that cheap shit either

     

    52 minutes ago, immamac said:

    even better - dry fits

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    NoName

    Posted

    7 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

    Someone needs to hack the Longhorn Foundation and get their donor email list.

    someone parse emails out of all of those EOT letters that were FOIA'd...

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    maninblack

    Posted

    3 hours ago, immamac said:

    if you can't see the chat can you leave and rejoin I did that "as deej" and it worked. It'll be faster for me to just approve you guys again instead of having to assume your user and do it myself. 

    Sent

    MajorMajor

    Posted

    4 hours ago, immamac said:

    if you can't see the chat can you leave and rejoin I did that "as deej" and it worked. It'll be faster for me to just approve you guys again instead of having to assume your user and do it myself. 

    @immamac  I had the same issue, had to leave and reapply

    victory88

    Posted

    Soo... Can someone send this to Jaleel Skinner or whatever that TE recruit's name is.  Let's try to straight up buy a top TE.  Let's raise x dollars and he'll get it after NSD as a bonus?  How can we expand on this?  This is a great idea and I think we can do even more as time passes and we get more members.  We have one of the biggest and richest alumni bases, this should be no problem.

    immamac

    Posted

    46 minutes ago, victory88 said:

    Soo... Can someone send this to Jaleel Skinner or whatever that TE recruit's name is.  Let's try to straight up buy a top TE.  Let's raise x dollars and he'll get it after NSD as a bonus?  How can we expand on this?  This is a great idea and I think we can do even more as time passes and we get more members.  We have one of the biggest and richest alumni bases, this should be no problem.

    That's not how this works, but next august if he's on the roster he will get a share. 

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    40acredropout

    Posted (edited)

    To be honest I thought you guys were going to step on your own dicks trying to get this thing off the ground. 

     

    Happy to have been wrong and happier to now be a BMD.  Waiting for my flair...

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    victory88

    Posted

    24 minutes ago, immamac said:

    That's not how this works, but next august if he's on the roster he will get a share. 

    Just curious, but why not try to build a roster with the best recruits if we can do it?  Is it logistics issue, an issue with the law/compliance, or just a fund raising problem?  The end goal of NIL is to get back to recruiting elite players here that are getting paid by other schools.  Is there a way to recruit top talent and they get a bonus on top of their yearly stipend?  Just curious because I'm not sure 10k a year is going to help bring in top recruits here when other schools are dropping bags with way more on top of NIL.  Just trying to think if there are ways we can take care of current players while also trying to raise funds to bring in top talent.

    RGBIII

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, victory88 said:

    Just curious, but why not try to build a roster with the best recruits if we can do it?  Is it logistics issue, an issue with the law/compliance, or just a fund raising problem?  The end goal of NIL is to get back to recruiting elite players here that are getting paid by other schools.  Is there a way to recruit top talent and they get a bonus on top of their yearly stipend?  Just curious because I'm not sure 10k a year is going to help bring in top recruits here when other schools are dropping bags with way more on top of NIL.  Just trying to think if there are ways we can take care of current players while also trying to raise funds to bring in top talent.

    10k is more than TEs are getting in bags. This also is yearly so really it’s like 40-50k. And the NIL can not be involved with anyone not on the actual team. They use this as a recruiting tool saying “last year every TE got 10k and we expect it again this year” is above board

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    Enchubben

    Posted

    9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    10k is more than TEs are getting in bags. This also is yearly so really it’s like 40-50k. And the NIL can not be involved with anyone not on the actual team. They use this as a recruiting tool saying “last year every TE got 10k and we expect it again this year” is above board

    This was my understanding.  Is it not allowable for us to advertise this publicly in the hopes of influencing recruits? 

    Hiphopopotamos

    Posted

    10 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

    This was my understanding.  Is it not allowable for us to advertise this publicly in the hopes of influencing recruits? 

    We don't need to advertise it.  Players talk to recruits and this is definitely something that will be talked about.

    HenryJames

    Posted

    3 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

    Someone needs to hack the Longhorn Foundation and get their donor email list.

    Someone needs to turn their username orange.

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    HtownHorn

    Posted (edited)

    I just find it hilarious that this board of all places is enthusiastically about to give Brewer $10K.

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    maninblack

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

    I just find it hilarious that this board of all places is enthusiastically about to give Brewer $10K.

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