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  • Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

    Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

     

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    Burnt Ends- NIL Program.pptx

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    Deej

    Posted

    So, what are the tax implications for the players?

     

    RollLeft

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, Deej said:

    So, what are the tax implications for the players?

     

    They get money/asset, they pay tax.  The amount depends on the income of the individual/entity being taxed.  That simple. 

    Deej

    Posted

    7 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

    They get money/asset, they pay tax.  The amount depends on the income of the individual/entity being taxed.  That simple. 

    So the Ohio State players will need some under the table money to pay the tax on those cars?

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    Boogie Chillen

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    Proud to make this my first post after years of hermitting and snickering alone.

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    TKthunder2

    Posted

    30 minutes ago, Boogie Chillen said:

    Proud to make this my first post after years of hermitting and snickering alone.

    A/S/L?

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    WhatTheBuck

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Deej said:

    So the Ohio State players will need some under the table money to pay the tax on those cars?

    BuckeyePlanet can take donations to pay for it and skim 3% off the top for their troubles. Lots of ways non-players can profit from NIL. It’s a cottage industry. 

    Boogie Chillen

    Posted

    Pop quiz already? Well, my pronouns are it/those if it helps.

    Old/dude/G'town.

    JesusSweatDuck

    Posted (edited)

    @immamac looks like my Burnt Ends flair disappeared.  I think it's because my TreeFiddy sub just renewed.  Just a heads up, and no big deal.  I still have access to the chat/etc.

     

    Edit: It's back

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    Wulaw Horn

    Posted

    Where we is now bossman?  Be cool if we could get to the goal by the start of the season...

    SuckitKevin

    Posted

    7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

    @immamac looks like my Burnt Ends flair disappeared.  I think it's because my TreeFiddy sub just renewed.  Just a heads up, and no big deal.  I still have access to the chat/etc.

     

    Edit: It's back

    I’ve got no access to chat unless I’m doing something wrong?

    immamac

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

    I’ve got no access to chat unless I’m doing something wrong?

    leave and rejoin something got borked when I mass imported people 

    immamac

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    Product Subscription Amt Active Monthly Total Amt To Goal Subs to Goal Goal
    Burnt Ends $10 122 $1,220 $280 28 $1,500
    Burnt Ends Flats $25 56 $1,400 $1,100 44 $2,500
    Burnt Ends Points $50 40 $2,000 $500 10 $2,500
          $4,620 $1,880 82 $6,500

     

    Wtf my math was stupid on the $25 we only need 100 not 150. We are tracking very nicely. 

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    immamac

    Posted

    Just now, immamac said:

     

    Product Subscription Amt Active Monthly Total Amt To Goal Subs to Goal Goal
    Burnt Ends $10 122 $1,220 $280 28 $1,500
    Burnt Ends Flats $25 56 $1,400 $1,100 44 $2,500
    Burnt Ends Points $50 40 $2,000 $500 10 $2,500
          $4,620 $1,880 82 $6,500

     

    Wtf my math was stupid on the $25 we only need 100 not 150. We are tracking very nicely. 

    Actually it wasn't the 150 includes some padding for the event costs, but it turns out that we are likely going to get those at significantly less than anticipated. 

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    RGBIII

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    Here’s the shirt mock up folks have been asking for. Legit dri fit and everything, we have 100 but have already allocated damn near half. We will be ordering more if their popularity keeps. We also have ordered the cups and stickers (actually magnets) for the flats and points members. In addition we will have koozies avb for purchase plus we are going to Have about a billion business cards to pass out with a QR code to the sign up page. We are going to blast this shit everywhere! 

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    Wulaw Horn

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    6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Here’s the shirt mock up folks have been asking for. Legit dri fit and everything, we have 100 but have already allocated damn near half. We will be ordering more if their popularity keeps. We also have ordered the cups and stickers (actually magnets) for the flats and points members. In addition we will have koozies avb for purchase plus we are going to Have about a billion business cards to pass out with a QR code to the sign up page. We are going to blast this shit everywhere! 

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    You have them delivered to you or heading out to people that want them/buy them. I will take a double x if you can bring it. 

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    Wulaw Horn

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    1 hour ago, immamac said:

     

    Product Subscription Amt Active Monthly Total Amt To Goal Subs to Goal Goal
    Burnt Ends $10 122 $1,220 $280 28 $1,500
    Burnt Ends Flats $25 56 $1,400 $1,100 44 $2,500
    Burnt Ends Points $50 40 $2,000 $500 10 $2,500
          $4,620 $1,880 82 $6,500

     

    Wtf my math was stupid on the $25 we only need 100 not 150. We are tracking very nicely. 

    I’d have thought we’d have hit the goal on the $50 by now. How much is the decay daily? We losing a half every day or is it tending toward similar daily numbers? 

    RGBIII

    Posted

    1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

    You have them delivered to you or heading out to people that want them/buy them. I will take a double x if you can bring it. 

    I’ll bring you one for the arky game for sure! As lucrative as podcasting is, my real life job is shipping so we should have a legit shopping cart and Fed ex shipping for the site very soon. Will probably take manual orders when we get our first order in and will be shipped by yours truly via Fed ex

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    Bobby Layne

    Posted

    #22 is in! Let’s get this done, amigos! 

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    Victor Lazlo

    Posted (edited)

    Nevermind 

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    Neonmoon

    Posted

    Any other color options than white?

    immamac

    Posted

    For the shirts? Not yet. It's been a bit of a rush, we will have a lot more time later on. 

    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    1 hour ago, immamac said:

    For the shirts? Not yet. It's been a bit of a rush, we will have a lot more time later on. 

    Any chance we can get a pocket tee for other the logo on the pocket?

    SydneyCarton

    Posted

    I’m assuming there will eventually be a full store for ordering everything? Slapping a small logo on a performance polo to go with shirts and such, buy the cups, magnets, etc. probably add a grand or so to the revenue stream each year or more 

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    BurntOrange&White

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    1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

    I’m assuming there will eventually be a full store for ordering everything? Slapping a small logo on a performance polo to go with shirts and such, buy the cups, magnets, etc. probably add a grand or so to the revenue stream each year or more 

    Tbh polo should be next. 

    ChiTownDoc

    Posted

    I totally support what you guys are doing here.  

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    ChiTownDoc

    Posted

    1 minute ago, immamac said:

    Sure as fuck isn't obvious with the lack of flair on your post. Lololol 

    I'm a Sooner, I cheated lol.  

    Jokes aside if there's going to be entertainment for us around here I don't mind supporting!

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    thunderlounge

    Posted

    17 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

    I'm a Sooner, I cheated lol.  

    Jokes aside if there's going to be entertainment for us around here I don't mind supporting!

     

    Here, I'll lend you a hand...

    Click Here, M'Kay?

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    55 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    I’m assuming there will eventually be a full store for ordering everything? Slapping a small logo on a performance polo to go with shirts and such, buy the cups, magnets, etc. probably add a grand or so to the revenue stream each year or more 

    Yep, there may even be an additional tier that gets you all the swag. We will sell all the shit that you fuckers want. Polos will definitely be next though

    ChiTownDoc

    Posted

    1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

    Yep, there may even be an additional tier that gets you all the swag. We will sell all the shit that you fuckers want. Polos will definitely be next though

    Can you guys just flip some of your logos upside down?  Easy fix, then I'm good to go!

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

    Can you guys just flip some of your logos upside down?  Easy fix, then I'm good to go!

    Ah, that explains the Riley brisket. It was fat side down

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    ChiTownDoc

    Posted

    Just now, RGBIII said:

    Ah, that explains the Riley brisket. It was fat side down

    Burnt Everything, bro. 

    Wulaw Horn

    Posted

    48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    Yep, there may even be an additional tier that gets you all the swag. We will sell all the shit that you fuckers want. Polos will definitely be next though

    Yeah- there should be a $100 a month tier, $500 a month tier and a $1000 a month tier. 
    if the camp thing is going to happeN you could toss that in along with the polo etc. 

    I assume the lack of $100, $500 and $1000 a month tier is why @Brisketexan and @Lobo don’t have any flair by their names yet. Either that or you could just charge them by the word and throw it into the pot for the burnt ends. 

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    Hook1997

    Posted

    In!  Just a idea but I think there should be a more visible button on the top of the page or something for new people on the site to find it easier.  

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    immamac

    Posted

    There's a huge banner and a button at the top of the site on desktop. 

    Hook1997

    Posted (edited)

    11 minutes ago, immamac said:

    There's a huge banner and a button at the top of the site on desktop. 

    Ah gotcha but it doesn’t on mobile.  

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    immamac

    Posted

    41 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

    Ah gotcha but it doesn’t on mobile.  

    on mobile it's in the navigation menu. I am trying to get it in the top menu this week

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    thunderlounge

    Posted

    11 minutes ago, immamac said:

    on mobile it's in the navigation menu. I am trying to get it in the top menu this week


    Good luck. Going to be tricky. 

    RGBIII

    Posted

    1 hour ago, immamac said:

    on mobile it's in the navigation menu. I am trying to get it in the top menu this week

    Instead, just put a giant pop up that says 

    “do you want to pay players?”

    if they click yes it goes to the burnt ends page. If they say no it goes to the two girls one cup video

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    Radical Larry

    Posted

    Look at where you’re posting. There are likely people here who would rather watch that video.

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    UTEX90

    Posted

    I am a little late to game on this but happy to contribute.  Good job getting this up and running.

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    Horn Dogg

    Posted

    On 8/27/2021 at 5:36 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

    Where we is now bossman?  Be cool if we could get to the goal by the start of the season...

    I’m sure immamac agrees with you since he’s personally guaranteed the payouts!

    Horn Dogg

    Posted

    On 8/28/2021 at 11:49 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

    Yeah- there should be a $100 a month tier, $500 a month tier and a $1000 a month tier. 
    if the camp thing is going to happeN you could toss that in along with the polo etc. 

    I assume the lack of $100, $500 and $1000 a month tier is why @Brisketexan and @Lobo don’t have any flair by their names yet. Either that or you could just charge them by the word and throw it into the pot for the burnt ends. 

    What if there were a “buy your way out of purgatory” deal?  Like donate $1000 to burnt ends and you get a second shot at life.

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    Wulaw Horn

    Posted

    25 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

    What if there were a “buy your way out of purgatory” deal?  Like donate $1000 to burnt ends and you get a second shot at life.

    Why not?  Sounds good. 

    Bevo in VA

    Posted (edited)

    39 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

    What if there were a “buy your way out of purgatory” deal?  Like donate $1000 to burnt ends and you get a second shot at life.

    Alternatively...what if there was a way to buy someone IN to purgatory?  How much could we raise to have futureman banned?

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    Mikey4

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    In.  The podcast really sold me.  We talk a big talk about Texas having an extensive network of fans and alumni.  Now is the time to show it.  I'm excited to see where this goes.

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    6 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

    In.  The podcast really sold me.  We talk a big talk about Texas having an extensive network of fans and alumni.  Now is the time to show it.  I'm excited to see where this goes.

    Fuck yes! 




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