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    Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

    Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

     

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    Burnt Ends- NIL Program.pptx

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    ShowMeALoss
    8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    No, you twit. It has nothing to do with a business plan and everything to do with a giant board with many posters from different Fanbases seeing things laid out as an easy resource. Perhaps don’t give anyone else ideas, and let every other possible person and program that isn’t Texas make their own mistakes. This board is extremely visible, Captain Myopia. 

    Wow, I am not sure how to respond to this idiocy. Is this your king, Surly? lol

    Anyway, I will delete my post.

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    BrazilHorn

    People chiming in with different opinions and half baked theories are giving me flashbacks to when I lived in Houston and Shaggy was still up and running watching a Houston Happy Hour try to get put together.

     

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    immamac
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    I hope people realize this is tightly coupled with Surly Horns and the Surly Horns Podcast. This is a media promotion play that happens to be funded through a normal interaction on the site. 

    This is exactly like I said it was, we have always wanted to pay players to do things related to and for the surly community, but haven't been able to do it legally. Now we can for our own benefit and for the benefit of the business entity that is Surly. More traffic to the site, more discussion, more content etc. 

    This isn't paying someone 10k for a signature on a napkin that you throw in the trash can. 

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    SydneyCarton

    I think my point is, this thread is specifically about Burnt Ends stuff. Folks should take ideas and suggestions to other boards that exist with slightly more barriers to entry and not mention the here. 

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    8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    I think my point is, this thread is specifically about Burnt Ends stuff. Folks should take ideas and suggestions to other boards that exist with slightly more barriers to entry and not mention the here. 

    I will make it easier by sharing a link so that folks take it where it goes, and not in the Burnt Ends thread.


    Surly NIL board: https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/forum/40-nil-talk-members-only/

     

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    4 hours ago, immamac said:

    if we get cockblocked by compliance we will cancel the ability to renew and apply all funds to a big ass tailgate for the game of the communities choosing. 

    Compliance is not going to be in the way for long, provided everything submitted is clean. Changes coming, according to people that can make them.

    3 hours ago, victory88 said:

    I'm in.  Every surly member needs to sign up.  Fuck, I used to pay $9.95 to that bitch Bobby Burton a month.  I'd gladly send it to an actual player.  Thank you for organizing this.  We're going to need to take this program into our own hands because I've lost all my faith in the athletic department with figuring this out.  Fuck CDC.  Let's get these boys paid.

     

    Edit: CC payment went through.

     

    You bitches not contributing can't complain about recruiting.  Sign up mother fuckers.  

    Trust me when I say the damned near no one is doing more to ensure that Texas gets its shit together and wins with NIL than Bobby Burton. This whole site needs to change its tune on that issue. The dude is putting in work. IT is going to have some big things rolling out shortly. Surly and IT are complimentary in different ways and there's some level of coordination in trying to slice through the NIL gordian knot without UT's interest or help. Now, Ketchum cutting deals to sponsor players before he's even gotten the sponsorships funded? That's the kind of bad shit that we should all be worried about getting over and above before it is the story. Ironically but unsurprisingly, he's the guy already getting things through compliance because of friendships. 

    Also, in for $50/monthly. 

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    Hiphopopotamos
    7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    Compliance is not going to be in the way for long, provided everything submitted is clean. Changes coming, according to people that can make them.

    Trust me when I say the damned near no one is doing more to ensure that Texas gets its shit together and wins with NIL than Bobby Burton. This whole site needs to change its tune on that issue. The dude is putting in work. IT is going to have some big things rolling out shortly. Surly and IT are complimentary in different ways and there's some level of coordination in trying to slice through the NIL gordian knot without UT's interest or help. Now, Ketchum cutting deals to sponsor players before he's even gotten the sponsorships funded? That's the kind of bad shit that we should all be worried about getting over and above before it is the story. Ironically but unsurprisingly, he's the guy already getting things through compliance because of friendships. 

    Also, in for $50/monthly. 

    Awesome to hear.  

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    Hank Scorpio
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    I Venmo’d Surly $25,000 for Hudson Card to come to my birthday party and instead they sent Juan Davis to my house when I was out of town and he had sex with my wife. 

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    RGBIII
    Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

    I Venmo’d Surly $25,000 for Hudson Card to come to my birthday party and instead they sent Juan Davis to my house when I was out of town and he had sex with my wife. 

    Michael J Fox Waiting GIF by Back to the Future Trilogy

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    Sir Ulrich
    36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Is there a bracket for Happy Hours with CTJ at chain Mexican restaurants as the benefit?

    I'd be down for a bracket where we all get ro run 40s against CTJ wearing a ball and chain, kinda like MJ on Moron Mountain. 

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    57 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

    I Venmo’d Surly $25,000 for Hudson Card to come to my birthday party and instead they sent Juan Davis to my house when I was out of town and he had sex with my wife. 

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    TKthunder2
    4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

    We don't anticipate any hold ups but who knows with how this shit has been going

    I hope not, but I don’t want to hear about how I con’d my buddies on the East coast into paying for a tailgate full of people from the internet.  Or maybe I do…

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    Enchubben
    1 hour ago, The Dude said:

    Can I pay for a year up front? Not a fan of recurring charges…

    Just order like 50 of the $10 memberships then cancel after first month 

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    RGBIII
    32 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

    In for $10. F it, someone has to pay these guys, right?

    Although I’m a little nervous about the accountant…

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    12 hours ago, RGBIII said:

    Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

    Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

     

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    In for $1000 (not a monthly subscription kind of guy). Where do I send the check?  Or Venmo or whatever?  

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