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  • Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

    Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

     

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    Burnt Ends- NIL Program.pptx

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    The Dude

    Posted

    Can someone with a shield by their name tell me if you have any plans to support annual subs for this program?

     I’m ready to give you my money but won’t be signing up for a recurring monthly subscription  if you don’t plan to support it, that’s fine. I’ll ignore this thread and move on with my life

    @immamac

    immamac

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, The Dude said:

    Can someone with a shield by their name tell me if you have any plans to support annual subs for this program?

     I’m ready to give you my money but won’t be signing up for a recurring monthly subscription  if you don’t plan to support it, that’s fine. I’ll ignore this thread and move on with my life

    @immamac

    I can add an annual option. It will renew annually the point of this is to show sustainability and continuity. 

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    Horn Dogg

    Posted

    Just signed up, PayPal worked.

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    Horn Dogg

    Posted

    Also, you think we can get pole assassin and the monkey involved due to the Jeff Banks connection?

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    2 hours ago, immamac said:

    I can add an annual option. It will renew annually the point of this is to show sustainability and continuity. 

    Could do a one time option as well

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    MIkeHoncho

    Posted (edited)

    9 hours ago, QuanCosbykilledaguy said:

    The euphoria when one of our guys scores. 🥴When do we make BAG MAN Ts?

     

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    @TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly

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    PatrickMcHorn

    Posted

    12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    @TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly

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    Hookem2147

    Posted

    Any update with how signups have been so far compared to the goals projected at each tier?

    thunderlounge

    Posted

    Any guesstimate on when compliance rolls their eyes and reluctantly approves?  

    CycleTex87

    Posted (edited)

    In.  Signed up on the payment plan. 

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    28 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

    Any update with how signups have been so far compared to the goals projected at each tier?

    Very much on target. We expect a lot more once it gets through compliance 

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    26 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

    Any guesstimate on when compliance rolls their eyes and reluctantly approves?  

    We don’t expect any hiccups. I think things happen very quickly

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    Wulaw Horn

    Posted

    Just now, RGBIII said:

    Very much on target. We expect a lot more once it gets through compliance 

    Any idea on the one time donation thing?  I’d think you have to have that kind of thing set up if we are doing a camp, right? 

    immamac

    Posted

    It's not hard to do, but I don't want to set it up until we are through compliance the first month of recurring can just be applied to the tailgate if we get rejected it's a lot more of a mess to refund a bunch of one time donations.

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    Hiphopopotamos

    Posted

    2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

    @TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly

    I assume there will be monkeys.

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    LarryMoeSurly

    Posted

    2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

    @TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly

    Fuckin’ A, let’s rock!  Thanks for putting this together guys. 

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    Tex-19

    Posted

    1 hour ago, immamac said:

    It's not hard to do, but I don't want to set it up until we are through compliance the first month of recurring can just be applied to the tailgate if we get rejected it's a lot more of a mess to refund a bunch of one time donations.

    Do you not have to specify a set dollar amount in each player's contract before it can be submitted to compliance? Idk, mainly just curious

    RGBIII

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    28 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

    Do you not have to specify a set dollar amount in each player's contract before it can be submitted to compliance? Idk, mainly just curious

    I think we have to specify a floor

    thunderlounge

    Posted

    9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

    @TreatyOak made some fucking incredible logos. Will be debuting shortly


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    PointX

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    Been lurking for waaaay too long...but an avid follower of the podcast.  100% in for this.

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    RGBIII

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    32 minutes ago, PointX said:

    Been lurking for waaaay too long...but an avid follower of the podcast.  100% in for this.

    Fuck yes! Glad to see you get in the mix!

    Bodacious Bevo

    Posted

    39 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Your math still sucks.

    @RGBIII you've got an extra 10k if you hit your goals

    Given a goal of 50 people at 50/month + 150 at 25/month + 150 at 10/month 

    That's a total of 2500 + 3750 + 1500 = 7,750/month or 93,000/year

    Minus 10k in expenses leaves 83k to distribute to the players or just under 12 grand each

    immamac

    Posted

    7 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

    @RGBIII you've got an extra 10k if you hit your goals

    Given a goal of 50 people at 50/month + 150 at 25/month + 150 at 10/month 

    That's a total of 2500 + 3750 + 1500 = 7,750/month or 93,000/year

    Minus 10k in expenses leaves 83k to distribute to the players or just under 12 grand each

    this is fixed he must have an older version I added more to the 10/mo tier to boost it. 

     

    3 minutes ago, NoName said:

    is that the logo Treaty Oak came up with?

    There are a few, but the front page and the logo in the bottom left are treaty oak creations yes.

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    NoName

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, immamac said:

    this is fixed he must have an older version I added more to the 10/mo tier to boost it. 

     

    There are a few, but the front page and the logo in the bottom left are treaty oak creations yes.

    the bottom left one kills me lol
     

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    Bodacious Bevo

    Posted (edited)

    5 minutes ago, immamac said:

    this is fixed he must have an older version I added more to the 10/mo tier to boost it. 

    Smh fire him 

    Also, in for 10/month

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    immamac

    Posted

    7 minutes ago, NoName said:

    the bottom left one kills me lol
     

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    We have a burnt orange one that I'll replace that with probably, but yeah it's great.

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    I wasnt responsible for the math on this one haha

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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    1 minute ago, immamac said:

    We have a burnt orange one that I'll replace that with probably, but yeah it's great.

    I’m down for $25 to start and once past compliance I’ll do the $50. Where do I send my money?

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    DigglerontheHoof

    Posted

    Remove "SEC" from the 1st option and that's the one.  Love that cartoon Longhorn. 

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    MAUFRAIS

    Posted

    Can I get a 4” x 4” sticker of the cartoon Bevo one?

    Also vote to remove NIL and SEC but like it either way.

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    Dbeasy

    Posted (edited)

    Nm 

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    Hiphopopotamos

    Posted

    1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

    From the great @TreatyOak

    My personal favorites

    Burnt Ends Logo 1.jpg

     

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    Gots to go with 1 & 6 (assuming 1 doesn't have copyright issues). 

    Tex-19

    Posted

    On 8/6/2021 at 5:20 PM, immamac said:

    Player accounts will be limited to the private board for obvious reasons. 

    Can't anyone read Surly without even logging in?

    CycleTex87

    Posted

    1st Choice - #6

    2nd Choice - #1 w/o SEC reference.

    For God's sake get the orange right or there will be mutiny.

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    52-80

    Posted

    Can we also get regular photo updates of our sponsored TEs so we can see that theyre happy and healthy?

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    MAUFRAIS

    Posted

    Can we also get regular photo updates of our sponsored TEs so we can see that theyre happy and healthy?

    This creeped me out.
    Hiphopopotamos

    Posted

    37 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


    This creeped me out.

    First time on Surly?

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    LarryMoeSurly

    Posted

    1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

    Can we also get regular photo updates of our sponsored TEs so we can see that theyre happy and healthy?

    What do you think this is, UNICEF?  

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    Hornlover

    Posted

    Are we taking suggestions for slogans? 

    Burnt Ends - What Ends Here, Burns the World. 

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