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    pops

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    In on page 4

    TrashMaster G

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    Imma hafta take some nitro pills... hahahahahahahahahah...

     

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    2 hours ago, Bevoball said:

    I was laughing for almost five minutes straight when I got to to UT and ousux saying what's up. The giant dick in the visor killed me.

    Yep.  This. 100%.

    I can't stop laughing. 

    CowtownHorn

    Posted (edited)

    Kylo Ren GIF by swerk
     

    That was greatness!

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    mchookem

    Posted

    is Tennessee...a dachshund? the Auburn cat looks...developmentally challenged. the Bulldog also has a tiny dick! hahahaha 😄

    ATXHorn94

    Posted

    Ole Miss always gets me, but the dick in the visor is just pure genius.

    64coldasfire

    Posted

    You sir, have not lost your touch, nor your skill. Thank you 🤘

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    kopp0e

    Posted

    7 hours ago, THUJONE said:

    *I have returned from my slumber. And before anyone says shit about the fact that I have obviously moved on from my original medium, just know that if I had to finger bang a touch pad one more time, I was never doing this again. So with that said, enjoy the show, you degenerates.

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    The sketch of Baylor, feels like 2010 again, (it's funny) while I don't think I am legally allowed to laugh at the visor character..! 😋

    Onboard 2.0

    Posted

    So shines a good deed in a weary world.......

    jofus

    Posted

    the Bulldog also has a tiny dick! hahahaha


    So does piggy!
    NorthLoop

    Posted

    so if that isn't MSPaint what is it? 

    RandomIdoit

    Posted

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    This one made me laugh the most. They really are trying to pretend that they are okay with it. They are probably the ones who leaked the story to begin with. 

    Armybrat

    Posted

    The Louvre should reserve an entire room to display the whole thing in a wraparound walkthrough exhibition.. 🤣

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    TrashMaster G

    Posted

    45 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

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    This one made me laugh the most. They really are trying to pretend that they are okay with it. They are probably the ones who leaked the story to begin with. 

    Probably?  There is zero doubt.

    bamachine

    Posted

    I felt something seismic happening, thought it was just gas, then I saw this thread. 

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    Nivek

    Posted

    I was laughing for almost five minutes straight when I got to to UT and ousux saying what's up. The giant dick in the visor killed me.

    I am sick right now and that one sent me into a laughing coughing fit. I figured it would be OK to die in that moment.
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    Moby Ric

    Posted

    Working from home this morning and the wife is getting ready.  I am trying not to lol to keep the illusion that I am working on something going.  This did not help.

    83Horn

    Posted

    10 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

    Love how the Big 12 headquarters look like a pair of tits.

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    Are they tits, or it is ass my dude?

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    runthebone

    Posted

    That is wonderful.  Absolutely wonderful.

    runthebone

    Posted

    1 hour ago, RandomIdoit said:

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    This one made me laugh the most. They really are trying to pretend that they are okay with it. They are probably the ones who leaked the story to begin with. 

    Well, look at his pupils.  He is having a stroke.

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    InkaUtexas

    Posted

    This is art. Banner for when we play aggy needs to say furk. 

    KYHorn

    Posted

    I especially like how the aggy can only be reached via corded landline.

    Ghost of LL

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    33 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

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    Wait--why did Clem have a fleshlight out in the field while he was fucking the sheep?  And when did Clem go back to get the fleshlight that he had dropped in the sheep paddock to put it on his dick?

    And why did the Tennessee dog change sweaters mid-meeting?

     

    Realignment raises so many questions.

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    conVINCEd

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    11 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

    Wait--why did Clem have a fleshlight out in the field while he was fucking the sheep?  And when did Clem go back to get the fleshlight that he had dropped in the sheep paddock to put it on his dick?

    And why did the Tennessee dog change sweaters mid-meeting?

     

    Realignment raises so many questions.

    The fleshlight thing confounded me as well.  At first glance I assumed it was a Yeti.

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    TreatyOak

    Posted

    Tremendous work. Well done, as always. 

    bamachine

    Posted

    22 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

    And why did the Tennessee dog change sweaters mid-meeting?

    In the previous image, backstabbing was mentioned. This brings out the festive in the Vols. Fat Phil first backstabbed Johnny Majors to get the head coaching job. Fast fwd a couple of decades and he then backstabbed the UTn AD to become their AD. Nothing says festive to a puke inside a pumpkin orange fan like checkerboard.

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    ZB'Tejas

    Posted

    Late to this thread but what a masterpiece, will stand the test of time in the HOF threads.

    SurlyGator

    Posted

    1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

    Are they tits, or it is ass my dude?

    I interpreted it as a metaphorical Big 12 is ass, my dude.  But, that’s the beauty of interpretation of fine art.  If could go so many ways.

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    mchookem

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    37 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

    The fleshlight thing confounded me as well.  At first glance I assumed it was a Yeti.

    haha yes! i thought it was a Tervis tumbler until the second to last frame! 😄

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    Dbeasy

    Posted

    I love the Baylor Bear spouting off about permission, cops and protection. Nice rape undertones. 

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    wildcat09

    Posted

    52 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

    Wait--why did Clem have a fleshlight out in the field while he was fucking the sheep?  And when did Clem go back to get the fleshlight that he had dropped in the sheep paddock to put it on his dick?

    And why did the Tennessee dog change sweaters mid-meeting?

     

    Realignment raises so many questions.

    C'mon man, you think Clem only has one fleshlight?

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    Native Horn

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    The Louvre should reserve an entire room to display the whole thing in a wraparound walkthrough exhibition.. 🤣

    With 3D holograms and lasers and shit.

    Mitch Cumsteen

    Posted

    The subtleties are the best... like Clem fantasizing about SRC while he's fucking the sheep. And the Razorback getting his lil peen erection when Clem reveals his fleshlight. 

    Also, home is where the furk is. It is, indeed.

    oSuJeff97

    Posted

    25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

    I love the Baylor Bear spouting off about permission, cops and protection. Nice rape undertones. 

    Yes.

    I'm really hoping for a sequel to this as realignment continues to shake out with us Big 12 leftovers. I need MOAR Baylor Bear rantings/tears.

    ImissWallyPryor

    Posted

    1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

    Are they tits, or it is ass my dude?

    That’s what I saw. In a thong. 

    SA-KC_Horn

    Posted

    Oh man.....my colleagues are over here like what the hell is going on over there.

    Penis visor had me like....

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    austintiger

    Posted

    oh

    my

    god

    lmao Ole miss is the absolute best haha.

    Domedriver

    Posted

    We need to turn this into a Halftime show with the art panels on the ‘tron, and the band plays and acts out an interpretative opera!

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    Bozo_Casanova

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    The first panel is a masterpiece. B12 is ass, my dude. 

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    BearSchlong

    Posted

    Funny as shit.  Now I'm trying to back-snort shredded chicken taco meat from my sinuses.  Never try to eat and surf thujone threads at the same time.

    'stache

    Posted

    LOL, croakies! For all y'all, to go along with your new SEC haircuts!

    Throwback Thursday: 2007 Houston at Alabama — The SWC Round-Up

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    Zeus

    Posted

    FCUKING PINNING THIS AND MAKING ME SKIM OVER IT FOR 17+ HOURS WITHOUT NOTICING THERES A MS PAINT THREAD

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    Rip76

    Posted

    17 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    Art. 

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    If I started all over on Surly, this would be my new username.

    Modessit

    Posted

    Wonderful job as always [mention=5440]thujone[/mention]. The penis visor is a masterful touch.

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    This one made me laugh the most. They really are trying to pretend that they are okay with it. They are probably the ones who leaked the story to begin with. 
    I'm sure it's mentioned in the aggy thread, but Ed "Kiss-Ass" Clements said on the Horn (104.9) that it's been hush-hush for 6 months. Then someone in the SEC admin offices (read "good Ag") called John Sharp and told him what was up. Sharp immediately called a pet reporter at the Houston Chronicle who "broke" the story.
    Zeus

    Posted

    17 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

    Who is the bear by Pig? I can't figure that mascot out. 

    It's a photo-realistic drawing

    kentucky-wildcats-morning-quickies-tuesd

     

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    d2o

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    Our king has returned!!!!!!

     

     




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