TEXAS AND OU TO SEC IN MS PAINT*

20 minutes ago, Zeus said:

It's a photo-realistic drawing

 

Good lord. They say Pistol Pete makes kids cry, but this monstrosity looks like he tortures kids in their dreams.

23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Good lord. They say Pistol Pete makes kids cry, but this monstrosity looks like he tortures kids in their dreams.

 

From Fortress (1985)

Favorite panel

 

Has anybody posted this on the aggy board?  If so, please post a link to the thread here so that we can read the reactions.

Nice work!

Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

31 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

I honestly don't even think OU does the whole root for SEC teams clown fiesta. 

20 hours ago, THUJONE said:

*I have returned from my slumber. And before anyone says shit about the fact that I have obviously moved on from my original medium, just know that if I had to finger bang a touch pad one more time, I was never doing this again. So with that said, enjoy the show, you degenerates.

 

This is the strongest argument I’ve seen for us not making this fucking move

This is a watershed moment and I am glad to be a witness.  Long live Thujone.  Please, man, hit us with more of this when you get the vibe.  Of such stuff life is made.

1 hour ago, THUJONE said:

Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

Don't make a shit.  We're Texas. 

2 hours ago, THUJONE said:

Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

The reason I joined this site is back!!

2 hours ago, THUJONE said:

Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

Wife wanted to know why I liked it so much.  "You're the cock aren't you?"  Well yes, but that's his way of paying homage to me.  I'm flattered.  

@THUJONE Bob Bowlsby wants you to MS Paint him.

2 hours ago, SCV Sooner said:

The reason I joined this site is back!!

Yup!

Can we all agree that this should not be a last hurrah?!?!?   Thujone, with great power comes great responsibility.

I'm dead.  Amazing work.  Put this in the Louvre.

Laughing my ass off in a shitty hotel in Tuscaloosa, AL, which is a fucking dump.  Long live the Thujone!

Dittos forever.  But I'm a dumb guy.  What is croakers?

🤘🏻

God.  Damn.  

15 hours ago, THUJONE said:

Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

That board is, truly, populated w/ nothing but mouth-breathers.  Our conference mates are the "common clay of the New West". 

Upside down single testicle clem is the shiznit.

Well, regardless of whatever else happens in 2021, the year will go down as memorable for this watershed moment in journalism provided by the greatness of Thujone and the fact that the MOB will be performing in Austin in September. 

14 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

@THUJONE Bob Bowlsby wants you to MS Paint him.

"Draw me like one of your French peepees."

Another masterpiece.

18 hours ago, THUJONE said:

Someone put it on SEC rant and those rock biters claim to hate it for the most part. Probably bc it doesn't suck them off enough. I love the way we are entering the SEC. Unlike Aggie who wants to rub dicks and talk about brotherhood, we're there to play in good games and hopefully win a bunch. It's the best conference (especially now) but that's it. Fuck Aggie, fuck OU, fuck the SEC.

This is correct.  

Glad to be where we can play good games against good teams in good venues, but that's it.  Fuck everyone in that conference and fuck the inbred circle jerking tradition.

I will never chant SECSECSEC and I will continue to laugh at those who do.

39 minutes ago, Cajun said:

This is correct.  

Glad to be where we can play good games against good teams in good venues, but that's it.  Fuck everyone in that conference and fuck the inbred circle jerking tradition.

I will never chant SECSECSEC and I will continue to laugh at those who do.

Yeah the whole chanting SECSECSEC shit is silly to most SEC members as well, I've been to Florida games and LSU games and neither of them are like that. They aren't exactly rooting for Bammer just because conference prestige or anything. 

10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yeah the whole chanting SECSECSEC shit is silly to most SEC members as well, I've been to Florida games and LSU games and neither of them are like that. They aren't exactly rooting for Bammer just because conference prestige or anything. 

 

 

 

32 minutes ago, Cajun said:

 

It's amazing how many of those gomers actually look like Clem.  Check out the wide shot starting at about 13 seconds.  

BTW, am I the only one who didn't know his name was Clem?

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

This is correct.  

Glad to be where we can play good games against good teams in good venues, but that's it.  Fuck everyone in that conference and fuck the inbred circle jerking tradition.

I will never chant SECSECSEC and I will continue to laugh at those who do.

@Cajun and @THUJONE are right on the money here. We are here to collect money and fuck shit up.. Bring it! I root for Texas.. everyone else can suck it. 

Texas bidding farewell to The Big XII

Texas greeting The SEC 

This might be@THUJONE 's magnum opus

There is nothing in the Smithsonian that is more impressive than this.

Not. One. Thing

On 7/28/2021 at 4:03 PM, immamac said:

I honestly don't even think OU does the whole root for SEC teams clown fiesta. 

ou is silly and ignorant, but they've got skins on the wall and don't need to rub conference pride peen in order to feel validated.

I'll give them that.

Now, if they'd just stop hoarding bags of dicks...

The visor on the OU dick was *chef’s kiss*

All I want for Christmas this year is for Thujone to keep giving the gift that keeps on giving, and Terrance Donnels, aka LSUfreek, to come out of retirement and give us the gif. that keeps on giving to celebrate the upcoming move to the SEC.  Life was sweeter when both were doing God's work!!

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The visor on the OU dick was *chef’s kiss*

 

On 7/27/2021 at 8:51 PM, NAVY said:

Our MS paint hero! 

He's not ONLY the one we want, he's the one we need.

On 7/28/2021 at 8:48 AM, 83Horn said:

Are they tits, or it is ass my dude?

 

 

This is how I envisioned it.

Ass, my dude.

We need 10 foot tall inflatable puppets of all of Thujone’s characters for the halftime opera!!

Posting here to be part of the “in” crowd and to pay note to greatness.

1 hour ago, Domedriver said:

We need 10 foot tall inflatable puppets of all of Thujone’s characters for the halftime opera!!

Agreed.  This guy must, repeat MUST be included.  

Every time thujone creates something I wonder if he can top it.   

This was just beautiful.   

Ole Miss got me! So did Dick in Visor. Great work my old friend!

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Edited July 30, 2021 by maninblack

Like a Dutch master. Bravo, sir.