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	Thought this thread should be brought over as well seeing that Tech has a good shot to make the Final Four and that a few of their football players are in trouble for sexual misconduct. 
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]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">262</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2018 20:27:28 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Texas Football Season 2026 - A Sarkisian On the Brink</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51091-texas-football-season-2026-a-sarkisian-on-the-brink/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>The camp thread has run its usual course and turned into a shit show. Now we’re here for Game One. I am opening the season thread with a prediction and a post on the projected depth chart from OTF. </p><p>My prediction is 10-2 in the regular season, a conference title win to 11-2, and a national title at 14-2. </p><p>DC spoilered below:</p><details class="ipsRichTextBox ipsRichTextBox--expandable ipsRichText__no-index"><summary class="ipsRichTextBox__title"><p>OTF Predicted Depth Chart</p></summary><p>n recent years, <strong>Steve Sarkisian</strong> hasn’t released the first depth chart of the season until Texas’ opening game.</p><p>Assuming that’s the case again in 2026, and the first depth chart isn’t made public until Saturday, when the Longhorns kick off Sarkisian’s sixth season against Texas State (2:30 p.m., ESPN), On Texas Football has you covered.</p><p>We’re making a final depth chart projection before the season starts, which comes with a few key things to know:</p><p>— Texas reportedly utilized two-back personnel in both camp scrimmages. That’s why we’re keeping <strong>Hollywood Smothers</strong> and <strong>Raleek Brown</strong> as co-starters at running back, although Smothers (based on what sources have told OTF throughout camp) is the current favorite to be the first back on the field.</p><p>— After the top three wideouts on the roster (<strong>Cam Coleman</strong>, <strong>Emmett Mosley V</strong> and <strong>Ryan Wingo</strong>), <strong>Sterling Berkhalter</strong>, <strong>Jermaine Bishop Jr.</strong> and <strong>Daylan McCutcheon</strong> appear to be locked in as the top three backups.</p><p>— <strong>Andre Cojoe</strong>, who’s in line to start against Texas State at left tackle if <strong>Trevor Goosby</strong> (knee) can’t go, is the team’s No. 3 tackle. <strong>Jaydon Chatman</strong> has worked at multiple positions in camp (and throughout his career). Along with Chatman, <strong>Jackson Christian</strong>, <strong>Cole Hutson</strong>and <strong>Dylan Sikorski </strong>are the top reserves on the interior.</p><p>— The Longhorns have listed three interior defensive line positions on the depth chart under Sarkisian. Expect to see the top two at each position featured in the rotation, with <strong>Myron Charles</strong> making a push throughout camp to earn snaps.</p><p>— We’ve got <strong>Colton Vasek </strong>on the depth chart at EDGE and SAM linebacker, where he’ll play situationally. We’re also putting <strong>Jordon Johnson-Rubell </strong>with the WLB group and the safeties.</p><p>— After the top-four safeties, <strong>Toray Davis </strong>is currently projected to be the fifth safety in line for snaps.</p><p> </p><p><strong><u>OFFENSE</u></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>QUARTERBACK</strong></p><p>1. (16) Arch Manning (6-4, 222, Sr.-2L)</p><p>2. (9) Karle “KJ” Lacey Jr. (6-0, 188, Soph.-SQ)</p><p>3. (6) Dia Bell (6-3, 206, Fr.-HS)</p><p>4. (19) MJ Morris (6-1, 201, 5YSr.-TR)</p><p> </p><p><strong>RUNNING BACK</strong></p><p>1. (2) Hollywood Smothers (5-11, 196, Sr.-TR) — OR — (0) Raleek Brown (5-9, 193, 5YSr.-TR)</p><p>2. (5) Derrek Cooper (6-1, 212, Fr.-HS)</p><p>3. (21) Ryan Niblett (5-10, 189, Sr.-1L)</p><p>4. (11) Michael Terry III (6-3, 229, Soph.-SQ)</p><p>5. (31) James Simon (5-11, 208, Soph.-SQ)</p><p>6. (28) Jett Walker (6-1, 224, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>WIDE RECEIVER (X)</strong></p><p>1. (8) Cam Coleman (6-3, 204, Jr.-TR)</p><p>2. (7) Kaliq Lockett (6-2, 181, Soph.-SQ)</p><p> </p><p><strong>WIDE RECEIVER (Z)</strong></p><p>1. (1) Ryan Wingo (6-2, 214, Jr.-2L)</p><p>2. (18) Sterling Berkhalter (6-3, 196, 5YSr.-TR)</p><p>3. (13) Kohen Brown (6-0, 202, Fr.-HS)</p><p>4. (14) Chris Stewart (6-0, 184, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>WIDE RECEIVER (H)</strong></p><p>1. (3) Emmett Mosley V (6-2, 199, Jr.-1L)</p><p>2. (4) Jermaine Bishop Jr. (6-0, 166, Fr.-HS) — OR — (17) Daylan McCutcheon (5-11, 183, Soph.-1L)</p><p> </p><p><strong>TIGHT END (Y)</strong></p><p>1. (15) Michael Masunas (6-5, 259, 5YSr.-TR)</p><p>2. (83) Spencer Shannon (6-7, 260, Sr.-2L)</p><p>3. (88) Charlie Jilek (6-5, 238, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>TIGHT END (H)</strong></p><p>1. (81) Nick Townsend (6-3, 250, Soph.-1L)</p><p>2. (85) Emaree Winston (6-1, 245, Soph.-1L)</p><p>3. (87) Will Randle (6-4, 249, Sr.-SQ)</p><p> </p><p><strong>LEFT TACKLE</strong></p><p>1. (74) Trevor Goosby (6-7, 325, Sr.-2L)</p><p>2. (77) Andre Cojoe (6-6, 339, Sr.-1L)</p><p>3. (78) Jordan Coleman (6-5, 356, Soph.-SQ)</p><p>4. (51) John Turntine III (6-4, 295, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>LEFT GUARD</strong></p><p>1. (50) Laurence Seymore III (6-2, 316, 5YSr.-TR)</p><p>2. (56) Dylan Sikorski (6-4, 335, Jr.-TR)</p><p>3. (54) Cole Hutson (6-5, 308, 5YSr.-4L) — OR — (76) Jackson Christian (6-5, 308, Soph.-SQ.)</p><p> </p><p><strong>CENTER</strong></p><p>1. (62) Connor Robertson (6-4, 316, 5YSr.-3L)</p><p>2. (76) Jackson Christian (6-5, 308, Soph.-SQ)</p><p>3. (54) Cole Hutson (6-5, 308, 5YSr.-4L) — OR — (58) Devin Coleman (6-5, 340, Soph.-SQ)</p><p> </p><p><strong>RIGHT GUARD</strong></p><p>1. (73) Brandon Baker (6-4, 315, Jr.-2L)</p><p>2. (75) Jaydon Chatman (6-4, 330, Sr.-2L)</p><p>3. (58) Devin Coleman (6-5, 340, Soph.-SQ)</p><p>4. (68) Paris Patterson (6-5, 354, Sr.-TR)</p><p>5. (72) Nicolas Robertson (6-3, 349, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>RIGHT TACKLE</strong></p><p>1. (71) Melvin Siani (6-6, 317, Sr.-TR)</p><p>2. (79) Jonte Newman (6-4, 310, Soph.-TR)</p><p>3. (70) Kaden Scherer (6-6, 291, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong><u>DEFENSE</u></strong></p><p><br><strong>NOSE TACKLE</strong></p><p>1. (95) Ian Geffrard (6-5, 375, Sr.-TR)</p><p>2. (88) Maraad Watson (6-3, 333, Jr.-1L)</p><p>3. (90) Josiah Sharma (6-4, 341, Soph.-SQ)</p><p>4. (96) Zion Williams (6-4, 370, Soph.-TR)</p><p> </p><p><strong>DEFENSIVE TACKLE</strong></p><p>1. (93) Hero Kanu (6-5, 309, Sr.-1L)</p><p>2. (15) Justus Terry (6-5, 289, Soph.-1L)</p><p>3. (52) James Johnson (6-3, 279, Fr.-HS)</p><p>4. (55) Elijah Ali (6-4, 306, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>DEFENSIVE TACKLE</strong></p><p>1. (97) Alex January (6-5, 308, Jr.-2L)</p><p>2. (33) Myron Charles (6-4, 312, Soph.-SQ)</p><p> </p><p><strong>JACK</strong></p><p>1. (1) Colin Simmons (6-3, 246, Jr.-2L)</p><p>2. (99) Richard Wesley (6-4, 258, Fr.-HS)</p><p>3. (92) Colton Vasek (6-5, 252, Sr.-2L)</p><p>4. (46) Smith Orogbo (6-4, 238, Soph.-SQ) </p><p>5. (80) Brinley Tita (6-2, 252, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>END</strong></p><p>1. (40) Lance Jackson (6-5, 274, Soph.-1L)</p><p>2. (19) Zina Umeozulu (6-5, 272, Jr.-1L)</p><p>3. (94) Jamarion Carlton (6-5, 280, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>WLB</strong></p><p>1. (3) Rasheem Biles (6-1, 222, Sr.-TR)</p><p>2. (45) Darius Snow (6-1, 219, 5YSr.-TR)</p><p>3. (30) Rocky Cummings (6-4, 227, Fr.-HS)</p><p>4. (23) Jordon Johnson-Rubell (5-10, 212, Jr.-2L)</p><p> </p><p><strong>SLB</strong></p><p>1. (14) Brad Spence (6-2, 249, Sr.-1L)</p><p>2. (18) Kosi Okpala (6-3, 235, Fr.-HS)</p><p>3. (92) Colton Vasek (6-5, 252, Sr.-2L)</p><p> </p><p><strong>MLB</strong></p><p>1. (28) Justin Cryer (6-1, 241, Sr.-TR)</p><p>2. (14) Brad Spence (6-2, 249, Sr.-1L)</p><p>3. (16) Tyler Atkinson (6-1, 219, Fr.-HS)</p><p>4. (44) Markus Boswell (6-1, 228, Soph.-TR)</p><p> </p><p><strong>NICKEL</strong></p><p>1. (29) Graceson Littleton (6-0, 182, Soph.-1L)</p><p>2. (17) Xavier Filsaime (6-1, 193, Jr.-2L)</p><p>3. (27) Wardell Mack (6-0, 183, Jr..-1L)</p><p> </p><p><strong>CORNERBACK</strong></p><p>1. (8) Kade Phillips (6-0, 191, Soph.-1L)</p><p>2. (11) Samari Matthews (6-1, 197, Fr.-HS)</p><p>3. (0) John Meredith III (6-2, 185, Fr.-HS)</p><p>4. (21) Hayward Howard Jr. (6-2, 182, Fr.-HS) </p><p> </p><p><strong>CORNERBACK</strong></p><p>1. (5) Bo Mascoe (5-11, 199, Sr.-TR)</p><p>2. (24) Warren Roberson (6-0, 189, Sr.-2L)</p><p>3. (36) Nick Hudson (5-10, 179, 5YSr.-TR)</p><p> </p><p><strong>FREE SAFETY</strong></p><p>1. (4) Jelani McDonald (6-2, 201, Sr.-3L)</p><p>2. (9) Jonah Williams (6-3, 210, Soph.-1L)</p><p>3. (25) Toray Davis (6-1, 197, Fr.-HS)</p><p>4. (13) Zelus Hicks (6-2, 183, Soph.-SQ)</p><p> </p><p><strong>STRONG SAFETY</strong></p><p>1. (2) Derek Williams Jr. (6-2, 199, Sr.-2L)</p><p>2. (6) Kobe Black (6-2, 202, Jr.-2L)</p><p>3. (23) Jordon Johnson-Rubell (5-10, 212, Jr.-2L)</p><p>4. (37) Jonathan Cunningham (6-2, 198, Soph.-SQ)</p><p>5. (31) Yaheim Riley (5-11, 187, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong><u>SPECIAL TEAMS</u></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>PUNTER</strong></p><p>1. (43) Mac Chiumento (6-4, 228, 5YSr.-TR)</p><p>2. (45) Mikey Bukauskas (6-2, 210, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>KICKER</strong></p><p>1. (44) Gianni Spetic (6-3, 221, Sr.-TR)</p><p>2. (46) Spencer Barnett (6-0, 215, Jr.-1L)</p><p>3. (49) Jake Collett (6-0, 182, Fr.-HS)</p><p> </p><p><strong>PUNT RETURN</strong></p><p>1. (21) Ryan Niblett (5-10, 189, Sr.-1L)</p><p>2. (0) Raleek Brown (5-9, 193, 5YSr.-TR)</p><p>3. (17) Daylan McCutcheon (5-11, 183, Soph.-1L)</p><p> </p><p><strong>KICKOFF RETURN</strong></p><p>1. (0) Raleek Brown (5-9, 193, 5YSr.-TR) — AND — (4) Jermaine Bishop Jr. (6-0, 166, Fr.-HS)</p><p>2. (5) Derrek Cooper (6-1, 212, Fr.-HS) — AND — (21) Ryan Niblett (5-10, 189, Sr.-1L)</p></details>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51091</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2026 23:16:42 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a man.  He's over 40.  He's a man.</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/26605-this-is-a-man-hes-over-40-hes-a-man/</link><description><![CDATA[
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	Originally started as Oklahoma A&amp;M and a former member of the Southwest Conference, the little ag school located in the prairies of Stillwater, Ok... 
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	The program has evolved from an annual doormat in the XII; to a quite reputable program of the southwest region... I'm not sure who fans root for or against during any UT/OU contest...
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	Both OCs received raises of $150k raising each of their salaries to $1mill
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	Brent Vena<span>﻿</span>bles.  (DC).      $2.2mill*       (2018)
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	Tony Elliott (Co-OC)         <strong><span> </span>$1.0mill  (2019)</strong>
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	Jeff Scott  (Co-OC)           <strong>$1.0mill  (2019)</strong>
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	Robbie Caldwell (OL)           $541,500*      
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	Danny Pearman (TE)            $481<span>﻿</span>,500*      
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	Brandon Streeter(QBs)         $456,500*     
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	Mike Reed (DB)                     $441,500*      
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	Mickey Conn (Safeties)        $371,500*      
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	Todd Bates (DT)                     $301,500* 
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	Lemanski Hall (DE)                $301,500*        
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	<strong style="font-size:14px;">For 2019: </strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> "The Clemson board has also approved raises f</span><span style="font-size:14px;">﻿or quarterbacks coach Brandon Streeter, defensive tackles coach Todd Bates, defe</span><span style="font-size:14px;">﻿nsive ends coach Lemanski Hall, offensive line coach Robbie Caldwell, safeties coach Micky Conn, tight ends coach Danny Pearman and defensive backs coach Mi</span><span style="font-size:14px;">﻿ke Re</span><span style="font-size:14px;">﻿ed."﻿</span>
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]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8368</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2019 14:32:54 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Outsiders "Todo" for Game Weekend</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51143-outsiders-todo-for-game-weekend/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>I've got some employees headed down for the OSU game next weekend.  What are your must dos for someone visiting the 40 acreas and Austin for the first time?  They're roughly late 30s so hitting dirty 6th every night may not be the default rec....although I did suggest it.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51143</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 02:10:25 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>SMU @Fla. State&#x2014;Time for Pony Domination</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51154-smu-fla-statetime-for-pony-domination/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>Is Kevin Jennings healthy? Is Florida State now as sad as Clemson?  Let’s see.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51154</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 23:32:45 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Oklahoma Football 2026 - This TransAm Is Running Hot</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51004-oklahoma-football-2026-this-transam-is-running-hot/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>Disclaimer: Due to the bizarre meta nature of topic discussions on this board, discussing OU for the 2026 football season, like those before it, has become a bizarre exercise in either posting on the OU recruiting thread or the football board "Tell me about OU" thread, neither of which actually wind up satisfying the purpose of staying updated on the team. This is a similar phenomenon for every other team any of us would give a shit about besides Texas itself. </p><p>Given that, I decided to start a new thread for the express purpose of tracking 2026 itself for OU. I'll post my preseason thoughts here, and then I, and hopefully others, can provide updates towards and into the season when there's something new regarding the OU team. Will I be the only person tracking this thread and wind up posting to myself in an echo chamber? Wouldn't be the first time. Still, it's our arch rival and I get tired of trying parse signal from noise in other threads when it comes to their team.</p><p>In regard to their outlook for 2026 as of 8/14/26, here are my thoughts, offense first:</p><p><strong>QB:</strong> John Midteer SR; Whit Newbauer SO; Bowe Bentley FR</p><p>Mateer returns as the starter following a season in which he went 14-11 on the TD/INT ratio and was afforded excuse after excuse related to a thumb injury in which he rushed his return time and allegedly didn't fully recover until after the season. I think that is bullshit, but whatever. As a reaction to his experience last season, and the affirmation that he was indeed going to be running the ball a lot this fall, he's really bulked up. Not sure that makes him a better QB or protects his fingers any better, but it's made for good offseason talking head fodder. There is no depth behind him and OU is absolutely fucked if they lose Mateer for any period of time. </p><p><strong>RB:</strong> Xavier Robinson JR; Tory Blaylock SO; Lloyd Avant JR; Jonathan Hatton FR</p><p>Blaylock was thought of by most as the returning starter, but that's not likely the plan at this juncture. He suffered a serious hamstring injury early in camp and hasn't practiced since. The mods for the sooner world are currently touting Avant as a diamond in the rough found by Nagy on a Colorado State roster, where he put up mediocre numbers for years. X Robinson has missed most of camp, but just returned and is receiving first team snaps. Hatton was concussed early in camp and hasn't practiced since. The okies think this is a hell of a RB room and they've got a shiny new coach in McCullough, with Murray sadly departing for the NFL. I think this RB room is dogshit and thin. The way Venables beats the shit out of his offense in practices, good luck keeping these guys healthy. I expect to hear the annual "poor OU with the injury bad luck" nonsense, and the RB room could be a place for that lamentation. </p><p><strong>WR 1: </strong>Isaiah Sategna SR; Jasiear Rogers FR; Ivan Carreon SO</p><p>Sategna is the most productive returning starter on the entire OU offense. He's fast and can take the top off of a defense. He can also get open when OU cheats and acts like he's leaving the field right before a snap happens. Rogers is being touted, which is a pretty good indicator that depth is an issue with this WR corps, which seems to always be the case. </p><p><strong>WR 2:</strong> Trell Harris SR; Elijah Thomas SO; A bunch of guys named Bob</p><p>Harris came over from Virginia after leading the Cavs in receiving during 2025. He averaged 14.1 YPC last season and was 2nd Team All ACC. They're not hooting and hollering about what a find he is, so I suspect he's about as average as morning grits. Thomas was highly ranked coming out of HS but didn't do much last season. It's alleged that he's really coming on in fall camp, so that would be a helpful development for them. </p><p><strong>WR 3:</strong> Parker Livingstone SO; Jer'Michael Carter JR; Manny Choice SO</p><p>Livingstone drew a lot of praise as a transfer from the dreaded Evil Empire south of the Red River, but he's not getting talked up much this summer. Carter is getting a lot of hype because he's apparently made some spectacular catches. They hyped him similarly last year as he transferred in from FCS, but then he didn't play much or do much. Choice "hasn't really figured it out yet" which means he's another failed signee by Emmett Jones, who hasn't really done shit as a coach or recruiter at OU since joining the staff. OU lost their #2, 3, and 4 WRs from last year. This is a thin position on their roster and there is a lot of risk on whether or not they have the horses to compete this season past their top 2 guys. </p><p><strong>TE: </strong>Hayden Hansen SR; Rocky Beers JR; Jack Van Dorselaer FR</p><p>OU hired Jason Whitten as their new TE coach in the early spring. The entire TE room was immediately cleared out and they brought in Hansen from UF and Beers from CSU. Hansen is a blocker more than receiver and Beers was a touchdown machine at CSU. Hansen's PFF splits for last year reflect a below average ball player in every aspect. OVR 52.7/Receiving 52.6/RB 56.7, all of which are similar to his prior 2 years. Beers numbers are better: OVR 69.7/Receiving 73.0/RB 56.4. Beers might be better, but Hansen is getting the starter's snaps and NIL money.  Still, given that last year they had Jaran Kanak playing starter snaps at TE, I'm thinking they upgraded here. Arbuckle likes to use the TE in his offense, so I'm guessing either Hansen makes more plays than he ever did at UF, or Beers is going to see a lot of time on the field. </p><p><strong>LT: </strong>Michael Fasusi SO; Ryan Fodje SO; Deacon Schmitt FR; Fred Hinton JR</p><p>Fasusi is expected to be a serious upgrade over his Freshman self from last season. A former 5 star, he struggled early last year but predictably got better as the season finished. His PFF splits show a mediocre performance - OVR 65.1/PB 59.2/RB 68.5. He's been hurt in camp, similarly to last season, and I believe he's out with a shoulder injury, which is never good for an OL. With him out, starting RG Fodje is the guy getting starter reps at LT over the true Freshman and Eastern Kentucky transfer they list behind Fasusi. If and when Fasusi can play, this is a plus position for the okies. They are razor thin, clearly, behind Fasusi as a starter. </p><p><strong>LG:</strong> Eddy Pierre-Louis SO; Peyton Joseph SO; Owen Hollenbeck FR</p><p>Pierre-Louis is another guy that played and struggled a lot last year but performed better as the season went forward. His PFF splits for last year are OVR 61.1/PB 79.2/RB 59.1. In a recurring theme, he's been a far better guy in pass pro than run blocking so far. They like him enough to have taken him to the SEC Media Days. Joseph transferred in from Ga Tech, where he played some as a FR. </p><p><strong>C: </strong>Jake Maikkula SR; Noah Best FR; Caleb Nitta JR</p><p>Maikkula's PFF last season reflects that of a plus pass protector and an average run blocker with grades of OVR 68.8/PB 81.1/RB 61.6. He's a senior, so I'm not sure how much better he'll get, but he's already good enough. Best is being worked as a back-up at multiple positions and they like him. If they have to play Nitta, they're in deep shit. </p><p><strong>RG:</strong> Ryan Fodje SO; Heath Ozaeta JR</p><p>Fodje's PFF splits were OVR 54.0/PB 71.1/RB 49.2 and, again, show you that this line performed far better blocking the pass than the run. He was a true freshman, he also came on at the end, and he can play anywhere on the OL. Expect him to emerge as a force this year, provided he can stay healthy. He was hurt multiple times last season. Ozaeta put up similar numbers to Fodje, but he was a redshirt Sophomore. If he's playing, people are hurt and that's not good for the okies. </p><p><strong>RT: </strong>E'marion Harris SR; Ryan Fodje SO</p><p>The sooners think they pulled off a real coups by luring the Pittman-trained Harris over to Norman. His PFF splits would say otherwise - OVR 57.9/PB 66.7/RB 50.8. 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	I for one am excited to see how much Kersetter has improved. The LT spot is also what I'm looking out for. Anderson or Cosmi? I think it's safe to say Anderson wins it out. How great is it to have gotten Anderson all while continueing to develop cosmi.
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	Texas fans always give Mizzou a big ole "good riddance" about leaving for the SEC - there seems to be zero love lost and when they come up, most posters say "fuck 'em". Most SEC fans I know went from benign indifference to active hate within a couple of years of them being in the conference. On paper they seem a lot like WVU, but everyone (including me) loves a trip to Morgantown.
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</div><p></p><p>First up, at the Giants with a QB who spells his name wrong and a functional moron at RB.  </p><p>LET'S FUCKING GO?</p><p>I'd prefer these guys.</p><p><img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMrJ13pWoAEEjdW?format=jpg&amp;name=900x900" alt="Image" class="ipsRichText__align--block" loading="lazy"></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51097</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 18:31:16 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Clemson @ LSU - ABC</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51133-clemson-lsu-abc/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>I passed the fuck out after the Texas game. Woke up to this rain delay.</p><p>Let's do this. </p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51133</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 01:19:49 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Arch Manning: Scores every way possible</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/31841-arch-manning-scores-every-way-possible/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
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	Their fans think they out-recruit BAMA, and no one can touch their blazing speed.  
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We’ll start with the negatives first.</p><p><strong>A Work in Progress</strong></p><p>Everything we thought was a work in progress heading into this game is, in fact, a work in progress. That includes the run game, the pass defense, and team run defense. Each aspect showed positives, but on balance, there’s a lot of work left to be done. Much of the running game was due to individual brilliance from the running backs. It’s clear why Hollywood Smothers is the 1A to Raleek Brown’s 1B. The pass defense allowed too much space, but I need a re-watch to see what’s going on there. Sometimes it’s as simple as space between the linebackers and secondary. </p><p>It looked like Bo Mascoe got beat on one rep. It wasn’t terrible, and this is a good passing offense, just a little “off” at times. The run defense was inconsistent—good on some downs, a little too lax on others. Again, I need a re-watch. Some blame certainly falls on the linebackers or perhaps even the safeties. The D-line might have got caught in a stunt a time or two.</p><p><strong>Arch Manning</strong></p><p>I loved what I saw from him, other than the interception, and a rushed throw to Jermaine Bishop. That wouldn’t have happened if Ryan Wingo could have made a very difficult catch. I’m not calling that one a drop, though. Argue with your mama. Oh, another bad play was him taking a sack on 1st and 1. He did well to extend the play and had all day to get rid of the ball but didn’t. That stuff can’t happen next weekend. Overall, a good day. He put his receivers in position to make plays, and they rewarded him. This is an entirely different wide receiver group than last year.</p><p><strong>Ryan Wingo</strong></p><p>Couldn’t be happier for the guy. Whatever he becomes this year, it will not be a complete 180 from last year. He was perhaps the second-best player on offense in 2025, and the season would have truly been sunk without him. If he can clean up the bad drops, like he did today, he’s a first-round draft pick. 7 for 121 and 1. Some of these were good, sure-handed catches. He had one acrobatic play with full extension. He wasn’t just relying on being the YAC Monsta. Most wanted to see Cam Coleman, and that was cool, but I was more excited to see Wingo because of his ability to kick this offense into hyper-gear.</p><p><strong>Forcing Turnovers</strong></p><p>This is something else that checked out from camp reports: The defense did a great job of forcing turnovers. Two forced fumbles and an interception will help make up for leaky yardage and busts. Speaking of which, this is a Coach Boom-or-Bust defense right now. It’ll tighten up over time, but there isn’t much time.</p></div></blockquote><p><strong>(Gerald Goodridge) No. 5 Texas 59, Texas State 7: Three things we learned</strong></p><blockquote class="ipsQuote" cite="" data-ipsquote=""><div class="ipsQuote_contents" data-ipstruncate=""><p>The No. 5 Texas Longhorns came into the day a 29.5-point favorite against the Texas State Bobcats and somehow managed to clear that, putting them away 59-7. These are the kinds of openers that coaches tend to like against overmatched opponents, making the win look easy while also putting plenty on tape to coach.</p><p><strong>The passing game has room to grow</strong></p><p>It’s wild to say this in a game where Arch Manning completed 74% of his passes and left the game with 6:03 in the third quarter after back-to-back TD drives to open the half, but there were some wrinkles in the passing game. He forced a pass into triple coverage at the end of the first half for his lone interception of the day, and Coleman’s second touchdown was into a tight window that a better safety may have taken the other way. It’s not just on the quarterback, but the play prior to Manning’s first. touchdown was a high pass that Ryan Wingo could have brought down in the end zone. Manning also targeted Emmet Mosley, V seven times, but only connected with him three times for 37 yards. They will need to be at the top of their game next week when Ohio State comes to town.</p><p><strong>Texas has the potential to have a legit ground game</strong></p><p>Hollywood Smothers and Raleek Brown were big additions in the offseason for the Longhorns, and both looked the part against the Texas State defense. Each running back had explosive runs on the day, with Smothers starting his day with a 45-yard scamper, while Brown had touchdown runs of 13 and 21 yards in the contest. It wasn’t perfect on the day, with Texas State bowing up late as the Texas line seemed to back down a bit in the second half, but having two rushes longer than 20 yards in game one a year after they had just 12 in the whole season feels like a step in the right direction.</p><p><strong>Muschamp’s defense will be opportunistic</strong></p><p>There will be plenty of coachable tape for the Longhorns’ defense, but the Longhorns created havoc at every turn. Transfer linebacker Rasheem Biles, perhaps the most emblematic of it, had a forced fumble and an out-of-nowhere interception, on top of his five tackles and a tackle for loss. Marad Watson added a strip sack, while Alex January batted down a pass on fourth down to end a once-promising drive by Texas State. Even against a quarterback who rushed for more than 700 yards a year ago, they managed two sacks before GJ Kinne made the decision to pull him in the third quarter, putting the Texas State defense behind the chains. They finished the game with eight tackles for loss and harassed both quarterbacks throughout the contest.</p></div></blockquote><p><strong>Dane Brugler: Is Arch Manning ready for Ohio State? Texas QB sharp in big win over Texas State</strong></p><blockquote class="ipsQuote" cite="" data-ipsquote=""><div class="ipsQuote_contents" data-ipstruncate=""><p>Texas quarterback Arch Manning matched a career high with four touchdown passes in a dominant 59-7 win over Texas State on Saturday in what served as a stress-free tuneup for the Longhorns’ Week 2 showdown with Ohio State. Manning was sharp for the majority of the day, completing 20 of 27 pass attempts for 305 yards with one interception. He left the game midway through the third quarter with Texas leading Texas State 42-7. The No. 5 Longhorns, who introduced a slew of high-impact transfers, had few issues with the overmatched Bobcats. </p><p>Former Auburn receiver Cam Coleman, the No. 1 player in the transfer portal this offseason, caught Manning’s first touchdown pass, an easy 6-yard toss to a wide-open Coleman in the corner of the end zone. Manning didn’t have to shoulder a ton of the load thanks to a strong running game, powered by transfer running backs Hollywood Smothers and Raleek Brown, who combined for 143 scrimmage yards and three touchdowns. The Texas defense also chipped in with three takeaways, one of which was a 59-yard fumble return by defensive back Graceson Littleton to give Texas a 28-0 second-quarter lead.</p>
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</div><p>It marked a much better start to the season than Manning’s 2025 debut, when he struggled in a road loss to Ohio State and looked inconsistent throughout September. Manning was much more efficient and showed improved accuracy, particularly in the short and intermediate range, areas that were an issue at times last season. Manning went 16-for-22 passing for 179 yards on throws inside of 15 yards and completed 4 of 5 attempts for 126 yards on throws beyond 15 yards.</p><p>His lone interception came late in the first half. Manning forced a ball into coverage, and it was picked off by Texas State safety Ryan Nolan on third-and-11 with 11 seconds left in the second quarter. But he rebounded on his next opportunity, leading a six-play, 75-yard scoring drive to start the third quarter, capped by a 20-yard touchdown pass to Coleman. Manning looked Nolan off long enough to create a throwing window and hit Coleman despite getting hit just as he threw.</p><p>Ryan Wingo led all receivers with seven catches for 121 yards and a touchdown. The true test for Manning comes next week, when the No. 1 Buckeyes roll into town. Ohio State rolled to a 56-3 home win over Ball State on Saturday. The Buckeyes won a defensive struggle over the Longhorns 14-7 last year in Columbus.</p><p><strong>A scout’s take</strong></p><p>Though next week’s showdown against Ohio State will mean exponentially more to his NFL evaluation, it was still important for Manning to start the 2026 campaign on the right foot. He appeared to pick up where he left off last season, showing his trademark poise and toughness, and he made several key throws that resulted in big plays. Manning also didn’t take long to lean on the upgraded talent around him, including his pair of touchdown tosses to Coleman, who joined Manning as a top-five prospect on my preseason draft board.</p><p>It wasn’t a perfect outing — before halftime, Manning didn’t account for the backside safety on a stick-nod concept, resulting in a red zone interception. But it was a minor blip in an otherwise sterling outing, a week before NFL scouts (and the Buckeyes) descend upon Austin. — Dane Brugler</p></div></blockquote>
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		<div class="i-margin-top_2">Arch Manning didn’t have a perfect game (ugly endzone INT), but he’s on a good trajectory to be #1 in the 2027 NFL Draft 👀 <br><br>Showed the great pocket presence and eye manipulation we saw last season, but the accuracy is now much improved. Now just need to see it in SEC play.</div>
	

	

	
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		<div class="i-margin-top_2">Very efficient day for the Texas offense. <br><br>Run game has to improve down-to-down against Ohio State, but Manning and Sark found their rhythm.<br><br>New skill talent is impressive.</div>
	

	
		
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Fun fact, Golesh was born in Moscow - is he our first Muscovite SEC head coach?</p><p><a rel="external nofollow" href="https://www.facebook.com/AuburnTigersfootball.alcom/videos/exclusive-auburn-head-coach-alex-golesh-shares-his-journey-from-russia-to-the-pl/1603488774559399/">https://www.facebook.com/AuburnTigersfootball.alcom/videos/exclusive-auburn-head-coach-alex-golesh-shares-his-journey-from-russia-to-the-pl/1603488774559399/</a></p><p><strong>Tulane @ Duke: 3:30 ET/2:30 CT (ACCN):</strong> What was once the Darian Mensah Bowl is now just a decent G5 vs P5 game in Durham. And hey, Duke is the defending ACC Football Champion! That's still a weird thought!</p><p><strong>Oklahoma State @ Tulsa: 3:45 ET/2:45 CT (ESPNU):</strong> Speaking of that missing UNT roster, here they are! Drew Mestemaker and the Pokes head to the smallest school in the FBS. Turning a Golden Hurricane into a sideline mascot has been a recurring struggle.</p><p><img src="https://utulsa.edu/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/huffy-1978.png" alt="huffy-1978.png" class="ipsRichText__align--block" width="351" height="720" loading="lazy"></p><p><strong>Wyoming @ Colorado State: 6 ET/5 CT (USA):</strong> Bless the offset time slot games for filling in a potential dead zone without football pumped directly into our brains. Weird that this is an OOC game now.</p><p><strong>Primetime Games</strong></p><p><strong>Missouri State @ #8 Texas A&amp;M: 7 ET/6 CT (ESPN):</strong> So. Much. Maroon. Much like UTEP - OU on Friday, we're here to see if there are any obvious chinks in the armor of our rivals.</p><p><strong>Clemson @ #11 LSU: 7:30 ET/6:30 CT (ESPN):</strong> I think this is Dabo's last year at Clemson, and he hasn't won a season opener in years. I don't think that changes here, even if LSU's ranking is coasting more on Lane's reputation and the Bayou Bengals' historic excellence in the absence of a particularly scary roster. I actually really like the Clemson fans I've met, but I'm thrilled to see their clip art-ass logo falling out of the rankings.</p><p><strong>Western Michigan @ #16 Michigan: 7:30 ET/6:30 CT (NBC):</strong> After a nightmare offseason, it's time for Kyle Whittingham Michigan Football. Will Bryce Underwood and Savion Hiter live up to the hype? I hope not!</p><p><strong>Florida Atlantic @ Florida: 7:45 ET/6:45 CT (SECN):</strong> Another thin timeslot, sadly, but a nice time to check in on Jon Sumrall.</p><p><strong>UCLA @ California: 10:30 ET/9:30 CT (ESPN):</strong> RIP Pac-12 After Dark. A battle in Berkeley of two intriguing coaching hires that have started off brightly on the recruiting front. Are the California public flagships waking up to the joy of football?</p><p><img src="https://news.berkeley.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Oski50s400.jpg" alt="Oski50s400.jpg" class="ipsRichText__align--block" width="400" height="600" loading="lazy"></p><p><strong><span data-ips-font-size="150">Sunday</span></strong></p><p><strong>Washington State @ #17 Washington: 4 ET/3 CT (NBC): </strong>Apple Cup! This one's going to be Purple downpour on the banks of Puget Sound. At least the Wazzu fans will a) be blackout drunk and b) have a lovely view.</p><p><img src="https://images.seattletimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/03132026_Husky_Stadium-2024-KL_105249.jpg?d=2040x1530" alt="03132026_Husky_Stadium-2024-KL_105249.jp" class="ipsRichText__align--block" width="1000" height="750" loading="lazy"></p><p><strong>#24 Louisville vs. #9 Ole Miss @ Nashville: 7:30 ET/6:30 CT (ESPN): </strong>An intriguing coaching matchup, though I hate these neutral site games - imagine these two fanbases drinking bourbon together in the Grove. I cannot figure out Brian Brohm, who seems like a smart, effective head coach 4/5 of the time, and then loses absolutely hilarious games. Pete Golding I can figure out, he's an overpromoted career DC who has more talent than he'll know what to do with on this roster and then will fade away into obscurity.</p><p><strong>Wisconsin vs #4 Notre Dame @ Green Bay: 7:30 ET/6:30 CT (NBC): </strong>The Wisconsin brass has very publicly backed Fickell for ....reasons? Notre Dame is going to roll them, they aren't that good (CTRL-C, CTRL-V for Notre Dame's whole season).</p><p><strong><span data-ips-font-size="150">Monday</span></strong></p><p><strong>#19 Southern Methodist @ Florida State: 7:30 ET/6:30 CT (ESPN): </strong>Florida State is pure ass, Littrell's boys should trample them in Doak, and the FSU fans might cheer them on.</p>
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</div><p>Football's back! Enjoy it fellas!</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51096</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 14:19:44 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Uniform Pron</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/609-uniform-pron/</link><description><![CDATA[
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	Nothing new so a few of the best and hands down the worst Alt's from last year
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	Best-
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	They really should go back to those
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	and in the WTF were they thinking? 
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]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">609</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2018 14:12:06 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>NFL Hall of Fame - new rules</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51121-nfl-hall-of-fame-new-rules/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>Searched and did not see this topic. NFL HOF announced new rules. Did away with Seniors. It's now all players with no time limit. Previously "modern" players had a fixed number of years to get in. Also defined coach and contributor. Reduced voters a lot. Looks like a max of 7 so essentially five slots for players. This is still a mess. They have admitted they have a huge backlog and have done nothing to reduce it. This works on the Belichik not getting in fiasco - you have to have one coach up for voting. To reduce the backlog they need 7-8 slots just for players not 5.</p><p>I guess they could actually have 7 players and no coach or no contributor but that just moved backlog to a different line. There is huge backlog of coaches besides Bill</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51121</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2026 17:36:52 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>We will KILL people this year.</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51134-we-will-kill-people-this-year/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>That is all.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51134</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2026 03:31:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>SEC Refs Suck</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/37784-sec-refs-suck/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
	Since we don’t have the Fuck Big 12 Refs to bitch on anymore
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]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">37784</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2024 00:32:55 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Tell Me About Arkansas</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/2672-tell-me-about-arkansas/</link><description><![CDATA[
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	My first real recollection of them was when they were already in the SEC. The UT/Arkansas rivalry was way before my time. My grandpa has stories of when Texas played them. They would bring that hog up to Arlington around J Gilligans and run it through the carwash. The home and home we had with them in 2003/04 were pretty fun. Especially the 2004 game.
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	1. Was Texas/Arkansas as big of a rivalry as Texas/OU back in the day?
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	2. Is Fayatteville really a big shithole?
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	3. Why did they leave the SWC before it disbanded?
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]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2672</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2018 00:51:18 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/792-what-new-ut-gear-are-you-looking-to-buy-this-year/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>Resurrecting thread from the other board. I'd kill half of you to get my hands on these nikes, and I'm not typically a Nike guy.<br> <br>[Tweet]975883353080680454[/tweet]<br></p><br>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">792</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2018 11:05:33 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>UTRGV commits to add FCS football by 2024</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/18574-utrgv-commits-to-add-fcs-football-by-2024/</link><description><![CDATA[
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	The University of Texas Rio Grande Valley has submitted a letter of intent to begin an FCS football program within five years, according to an email obtained by Texas Football. 
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	UTRGV is targeting the 2023 season to begin a program, but has committed to begin the program by 2024. The news comes on the same day that the Western Athletic Conference is expected to announce the return of football. 
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	The creation of a football program has long been rumored in the football-crazed Rio Grande Valley with studies being done to estimate cost. However, the university had not committed to investing in a Division I football program until the WAC opted to bring back football. 
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	UTRGV will join as a member of the WAC, where the Vaqueros currently participate in all other sports. Other Texas schools joining the WAC as football members include Lamar, Stephen F. Austin, Sam Houston State, Abilene Christian and Tarleton. The former Southland Conference schools will join the conference on July 1, 2021, in time for the Fall 2021 football season. 
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	The WAC will split its 13 teams into two divisions with a Southwest Division centered in Texas. The league plans to find at least one more football-playing member, likely in Texas. 
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	The WAC is holding a press conference on Thursday to officially announce the new additions. 
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	I, for one, am excited about watching the D-line this year. I think the Horns will have the top group in the conference. Ossai in his natural position will make a big difference and I expect all the interior guys including Coburn to make a huge jump in play. I hope Sweat has the kind of breakout year to where it's obvious he'll only be on campus one more year.  It'll be interesting to see what kind of difference Hagen makes. If things don't play out the way I want them to, I'll blame him.<img alt="Texas Football on Twitter: &quot;T'Vondre Sweat - Vote Above… &quot;" width="1200" src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETp319BWAAAb0fd.jpg:large" loading="lazy" height="792"></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">16342</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2020 01:38:10 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>ESPN GAME DAY</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/10454-espn-game-day/</link><description><![CDATA[
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	Well heard this morning that Game Day will be at the Clemson/GT game on 8/31 which means they will not be at Clemson/Aggy the following weekend and most likely will be in Austin.
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	Should enhance what will already be an electrifying game day atmosphere. 
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	Aggy will be pissed. 
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	Good.
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]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">10454</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2019 13:58:52 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>#5 Texas vs. SWTSTC Prediction Thread: Brad Jackson, SEC Slayer</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/51123-5-texas-vs-swtstc-prediction-thread-brad-jackson-sec-slayer/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>Texas: 45</p><p>SWTS Teachers College: 24</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51123</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2026 21:26:16 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>2025 Tailgate Planning, Budgeting and Fundraising [Updated end 2025]</title><link>https://surlyhorns.com/board/topic/39048-2025-tailgate-planning-budgeting-and-fundraising-updated-end-2025/</link><description><![CDATA[<p>
	After this year it's safe to say that the Surly Horns tailgate is the best tailgating experience available to the public on the 40 acres, and the largest most attended tailgate for all away games. Demand has been incredibly high for Arkansas and Nashville, but due to family, time constraints, budget concerns and honestly burnout I just tapped out on those. 
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	This year assuming there is no home playoff or bowl game I will have spent 145,000+ dollars on in person community related events excluding the sugar bowl (320k+ including sugar bowl) 
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	We will have around a 7-12k loss (depending on if you count reusable equipment or not) on the 145k this year and if you include the sugar bowl it's the same because I gave ALL the profit to Texas One Fund ($100k+ from a single day event raised) 
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	Next season is going to be very heavy away demand and still a great snowball building of home game demand. It's important to distinguish this from off campus tailgates - we are literally 30 seconds from LCL and less than 300 seconds from the stadium gates. 
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	I'm going to need ~225k raised in order to really do it right and justify the time investment and pay someone to actually run the events side and just host/provide vision.
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	Out of that 225k we will have a gate - all home games based on feedback from this year will be $25 per person per game for members of Treefiddy, Burnt Ends, OnTexasFootball, or Texas One Fund. For non members normal home games will be $40 and high demand home games (like  Georgia this year) will be $65. I can also offer a premium experience with guaranteed seating and climate control for $250/game for the home games or 1350 for the season per person. 
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	Away games will be all inclusive only, with optional alcohol or not. Food and NA will be $85 per adult, $45 per minor and $20 per child. Full on will be $165 per adult. Premium will start at $300 per person including children and will have special perks when available. 
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	I want to do this outside of the Surly corporate entity and investors will receive shares equivalent to the amount contributed and all revenue will be distributed monthly during the season so that its all done before 12/31 for tax purposes. All profits will be distributed or rolled over into the next years "investment pool".
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	I'm doing this because I'm tired of carrying this risk solo and I need to open this up to continue even without my involvement. 
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	Right now we average 175-225 people per tailgate at home and have sold out every single ticketed event we have ever done (Georgia 400+, Michigan 750+), including over 2500 sold for the sugar bowl. We have a loyal returning population of over 500 for home games and an email distribution for all of those persons that we only promote these events and nothing else to. 
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	We have a live production at every tailgate as well and each one both home and away also includes a watch party for those who don't have tickets. There are additional broadcast and licensing opportunities here that are under-leveraged as well. 
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	There are significant merchandising opportunities that have gone pretty much untouched because I couldn't juggle that many balls. The sugar bowl where we had an official merch booth they netted over 45k in sales in a single day. I'm confident at Georgia with an average purchase of $25 we would have been able to sell upwards of 10k+ in merch. 
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	This isn't gonna be a big money maker for anyone involved, but that's not the point and hasn't been the motivation up to this point. We have built something special. A low cost fan and community experience that is football centric and NIL friendly with an approachable every fan is welcome vibe in an environment filled with bullshit and grift where it's more about being seen than it is about getting juiced for the game and celebrating with horns of all sizes shapes colors and ages. 
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	I can't promise breakeven, but I can promise minimal losses post distribution. Surly (me personally) will obviously be a significant contributor and shareholder.
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	Let's start the conversation and set the expectation here and I'm happy to take the discussion private for those interested in doing this. 
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	If we don't do this I'm quite frankly just done with Tailgate. I'm completely tapped out on the stress it brings financially and operationally if we don't figure out a different way forward that isn't 100% dependent on me. 
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