this is from the parks and rec episode where andy found a positive pregnancy test and the person who is pregnant has just walked into the room.

Beaumont maybe back in the running, which sucks ass.

yeah that episode was fucking dumb. the challengers are so in their feelings these days. just crying about the things that literally make up the fabric of the challenge. you get near the end and you have to go in against your friends, it happens every season. did we really need an hour long therapy session for michelle and olivia to get over that? also, the women are delusional. michelle: “it was really important to me to have this talk with aviv and clear the air.” right, which is why aviv had to approach you to address you calling her out, and not the other way around. olivia: “this is why i don’t let people in.” right, which is theo is “my man” and why y’all were saying “i love you” to each other after “dating” for 2-3 weeks. the new age men aren’t much better. kyland is physically badass but is a huge emotional pussy and just boring as shit to watch. if he had any personality he could be the face of the franchise. instead he’s an overly sensitive man child who likes to quietly dominate and then read books. yawn. josh has worked on himself, which is great for him, but now he’s just some big, dumb oaf who sucks at everything and is no longer entertaining. cory is popcorn muscles personified. im just going to keep watching the old seasons on paramount until i run out. i just started battle of the seasons and the daily saw preston and big easy go tumbling 30 feet into water, followed by frank drunkenly kissing zach and then trying to fight robb (6’4”) and danny (5’6” in his doc martens) at the same time. im like 1/2 an episode in to this season and its already more entertaining than the whole of the current one.

You’re missing the point. It’s not that it’s a big game. It’s that it’s a jihad game for Arkansas. That’s not anything like playing an Alabama team that has seen it all. This is a team that will be keenly focused on us and a fanbase that hates us with the passion of 1,000 suns.