I'm asking Santa to make sure my wife keeps turning a blind eye to all my gear

Tell that shit to Scut Farkus

I know the point you’re trying to make, but Hollywood is not an upgrade over USC campus and Westwood >>>> Malibu unless you enjoy overcast skies half of the summer.

MF was there when you left

We took a family vacation to Albania a couple of years ago (yes, really). It was a very cool country and we had a great time in the mountains and on the Adriatic coast. Tons of history, natural beauty, interesting sights, and all dirt cheap. It's basically a no-frills vacation with the same coastline as Greece and Croatia but at a third of the cost. Adventurous and not always easy, but totally worth it. The only weird thing is that virtually everyone kept asking about a&m football; everywhere we went it was like "Can we please come with you to America to strong-arm aggy donors, admin and coaches so the team can finally beat App State and get that elusive ninth win?" Really unexpected, but I appreciated their interest.