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cats? Dear lord, man...tell us what happened to you to bring you to this point?

Some of our 'friends' here can't seem to enjoy a quality win. Saturday was a quality win. They seem to have a deluded view that our beloved Horns should win every game 59-0, and can't seem to recall how the last 14 years have been. Remember how excited we were when Herman's team would win the Alamo bowl? "We beat Utah! Next year is gonna be great!" They lecture us how Dart carved up a Razorbacks team while Ewers struggled, (yet threw two TD's and zero picks.) How is Dart looking to everyone today, after his performance against a team we smoked? There is a huge amount of parity in college football right now. Everyone should be really proud of our record. Look how many 'dominant' programs have lost to seemingly terrible teams. Just ask 'Bama, since we rolled two teams that beat them. Is our team and QB perfect? Hell, no. Can we get better? I sure hope so.

Any serious college football fan realizes that the starting quarterback is not that important.

Not positive, but I'm pretty sure he became "an accomplished epidemiologist" on social media a few years ago.