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  1. Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day.
    156 points
  2. Most of you know by now we have Good Sark and Bad Sark. Bad Sark is the egotistical Sark that wants to run his stuff no matter the talent level or ability of his players to execute it. @Nicole44 made a brilliant observation when she said it's like he is auditioning for something, and just wants to run plays to show what he has. After she said that we find out that maybe he was. Curious. Anywho, Good Sark shows up when the team's back is against the wall. It just goes to show you that HE KNOWS what would work and would be more efficient. I couldn't begin to understand why he doesn't roll out Good Sark more often, but folks we are currently seeing good Sark. I'm not sure how long he is here, but let's enjoy him while we got him! For those here that say things like it was the line. The receivers got better. Arch unfucked himself. The truth is all those things being fucked had to do with the complexity of what Bad Sark was asking them to do. Everyone here that was peeking over the fence, hoping we could have Joey Freshwater's offense, well you saw it this Saturday. We spread the field. Got the ball out. Simplified Arch's reads. Ditched the complicated routes. The result is not only did Arch come alive, but spreading the field and getting people away from the box helped the line and RBs too. Let's get into it! First play of the game and we line up in 11 personnel. Does anyone remember number 2 for Vandy in the slot? Well I do. They blitzed him 10 times last year. Good Sark does too. He motions Wingo to the field side anticipating them firing their nickel. The safety now has to spin down to make a play and that allows the slot receiver plenty of time to make a block. The closing LB never has a chance against an athlete like Wingo in space. Touchdown. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa.mp4 Again, we roll out in 11 personnel. Good Sark understands that Vandy wants to bring extra guys, and they are bringing 5 on this play. Yeah, this play is a little cute but well designed. Everyone knows we are an Outside Zone team, and we freeze their 5 man pass rush by showing Outside Zone blocking with a bunch of eye candy in the backfield. Meanwhile the line is just naturally flowing frontside to block the throwback screen Sark has dialed up. Sark gets 5 clean blockers out front of the best returner in college football. Terrifying for any defense. If we are a little quicker to decide who to block here this gets to the house. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_1.mp4 We are in 11 personnel spread wide in a 2x2 set. Sark is making Vandy defend superior athletes in space. At the snap we just throw it out to Wingo and let him make a play. I said before Wingo needs Worthy's package because he is most effective when you can get it to him quickly and let him do the rest. Sark knows Vandy's corners are going to bail out which leaves the box defender responsible for closing on Wingo. In space. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_5.mp4 We come right back to the same play. 11 personnel in a 2x2 set. Notice the time and quarter. Notice the difference in the box for Vandy between this play and the last. Last play Vandy had 7 in the box and got popped on the outside for a big gain. This time they come back with a 6 man box and cover 3 behind it. Sark has manipulated the box, forcing them to pull a man to deal with these quick throws to the outside. That helps create space for the running game. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_6.mp4 Opposing teams have a guy on the sideline who's job it is to spot our personnel groupings and send in the appropriate response. Sark trots out his heavy package. 12 personnel. However, instead of lining up in a heavy run formation, we go 5 wide. You are forcing them to play zone or have LBs out covering routes. We give Arch a nice and simple 1/2 field read here. Arch knows that with the coverage they are in the corner is going to bail and the DB over the slot has responsibility for the flat. We fire the slot receiver vertically but with an outside release to occupy that man, and the outside receiver runs a simple stick route. Simple pitch and catch. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_7.mp4 Again 11 personnel. We run the tight end on a quick crosser to occupy the LBs and then run a delayed slant behind it. Pay attention to the O-line. The LG gets beat but the ball is out so fast it doesn't matter. A couple weeks ago this is a sack. You can make a shaky line look competent by just getting the ball out. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_8.mp4 Every time Sark catches them trying to add numbers to the box Sark reminds them that they have other responsibilities. 4 wide again with 11 personnel and we throw the quick out to Parker. Pay attention to our Left Tackle here. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_9.mp4 2nd and 6 and Sark knows Vandy wants to blitz. We are 4 wide. Vandy brings 6 and Sark has a screen setup to the boundary. Great call. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_11.mp4 11 personnel. Sark motions late to a 3x1 set knowing he is going to get zone to that side. The slot runs a simple curl to occupy the flat defender while the outside receiver runs a simple comeback route. Easy pitch and catch here. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_12.mp4 11 personnel. This the fake receiver screen to wheel route we like to throw. A couple games ago we tried to run it but it wasn't there. I mentioned that a smart QB will come back and throw it to the faker since it will be open. I was told that was nonsense and QBs are supposed to run the play as its drawn up. Here is an example of us doing that with great success. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_13.mp4 11 personnel. Here is an example of how Sark can manipulate the coverage with 5 receivers while simultaneously giving Arch quick and easy reads. Sark slips the back out center left knowing he is going to draw the attention of the MLB. However, we are working the slot defender. We run a curl right in front of him to hold him so Arch can hit the quick post behind him. Easy pitch and catch. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_14.mp4 11 personnel. This play is basically the same as the last play but we get to it differently. This time the TE runs a crosser that occupies the defender and we throw the same post behind it. Up to this point, this is the longest time Arch has held the ball. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_16.mp4 11 personnel. We motion Parker and now we know we are getting zone. We know the corner is going to bail to cover 3, so we are working the flat defender here. If he is slow to respond to the speed out we throw that, but if he jumps it the TE is sitting with a curl. Nice and easy read for Arch here. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_17.mp4 Again with 11 personnel with 4 routes releasing to one side. We fire two verticals to occupy the safeties, then slip the RB out to occupy the underneath defender, all but guaranteeing the speed out to be open. This is where Arch has shown growth. Old Arch stares down the vertical here. 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_18.mp4 Here is another Arch growth moment. Old Arch doesn't see this checkdown and is sacked by the DE the LT has lost control of in the face of this blitz. This Arch has this ball coming out before the TE is even set. You love to see it! 5 idees pour porter des puces en topaze Elegance et style - Topa_20.mp4
    83 points
  3. I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol? We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.
    55 points
  4. On hole 5. Bitchass never showed
    54 points
  5. 'bout to be waymo accidents, amirite?
    52 points
  6. It’s 5:45 am heading to the golf course where I’m playing with (against) an aggy grad who’s ran his mouth every weekend on the golf course. Any bets he “cancels” and doesn’t show today?
    50 points
  7. The Man responds. When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space shuttle flights at NASA, and every day since I retired – which I did after my wife Gabby was shot in the head while serving her constituents. In combat, I had a missile blow up next to my jet and flew through anti-aircraft fire to drop bombs on enemy targets. At NASA, I launched on a rocket, commanded the space shuttle, and was part of the recovery mission that brought home the bodies of my astronaut classmates who died on Columbia. I did all of this in service to this country that I love and has given me so much. Secretary Hegseth’s tweet is the first I heard of this. I also saw the President’s posts saying I should be arrested, hanged, and put to death. If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution.
    49 points
  8. 47 points
  9. Celebrating in Dallas with big Sergio Kindle!
    47 points
  10. I'll be bringing my seven-year-old autistic son to the game. I've decided that I will be having a great day no matter what. Go Horns.
    46 points
  11. Paper tiger or not, I’m glad they were undefeated and number 3 ranked. Makes it all the more satisfying to knock them on their asses.
    45 points
  12. Im holding a 6 day seance for this dude
    44 points
  13. I salute whichever one of you bastards posted this:
    43 points
  14. Just now got back to the hotel after the game and all I got to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA HA AH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA AH AHA HA HAH AHA HA HAHA AA wheeze BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA HA HA AHHAHAHAHAH AH AHA HAHAHAHA AHHAA AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA HA AHA HA AH AHAHAHAHHA AH AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...I mean, how terrible this must be for Texas A&M.
    43 points
  15. Here is what I think about our rivals this year!
    42 points
  16. An updated look at the aggy Hall of Champions:
    41 points
  17. SIAP...Sark said in his radio postgame interview that this is the first time since '69-'70 that we have swept ou, arkansas, and aggy in back to back years
    41 points
  18. Senator Gallego chimes in
    41 points
  19. Get a life. Hug your friends. Breathe. Life ain't that bad.
    41 points
  20. No you fucking idiot. That's a bitch move. The guys most likely get to go to Orlando and get bowl swag. Young players get a chance to get some playing time if others opt out. I'll be disappointed if we don't get into the playoff but I'm for damn sure watching the bowl game. Sure, there will be opt outs but you get one final chance to see your team play before 9 months of nothing.
    39 points
  21. Reminder: Last Aggie passing TD vs Texas: Ryan Tannehill to Jeff Fuller
    38 points
  22. They big mad over on /r/aggies lol
    38 points
  23. They are 11-0. We are not. They e played 7 games in conference and all were in the bottom 8 of the league. We won’t be going (probably) to the playoffs because we played the #1 team in the country at their place in Non-Conference instead of rice (and that accounts for us losing to Florida, which, gross). We can win this game and be the only team in the country to beat three top 10 teams. We will have lost to the two best teams (imo) in college football and watch as a shitty Utah or BYU or Vandy who we are three touchdowns better than (roughly without ref fuckery) go to the playoffs. Let’s lay this out for America to see as the farce that it is. Beat aggy by two or three scores, end the year on a high note and watch Arch complete his transformation from a dude who started the year looking like he was point shaving to a guy ending the year looking like a potential heisman and 1/1 draft candidate for the 2026 season. Hook Em high like an Eagle soars.
    38 points
  24. 38 points
  25. Not sure if mentioned already. This game should have been played in CS this year with the home and away that is the norm in sports between meetings, but these clowns had to have the first time playing since leaving the Big 12 at home last year when they knew the team wasn’t going to be their best. Because we SEC, we run this state and everyone respects us nonsense. Their favorable schedule this year and having the home advantage against Texas would have been a huge factor for this game. But mixing pride and aggyism always lead to the same destination. Keep telling yourself this game didn’t matter aggy. Back to your regular scheduled tears.
    37 points
  26. Engaging with idiots is Surly's entire premise.
    37 points
  27. I'm really hoping that Manning doesn't play tomorrow. It has nothing to do with how he's looked in prior games. It's just hard to believe that the guy will be fully healthy and able to run the offense in just 7 days from the injury. There's a bye week next week. Just take another 2 weeks to get fully healthy and ready for Georgia.
    37 points
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