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  1. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but @Pods passed away at the end of December. He and I have been close since our freshman year of high school so I know this community meant a lot to him. He might have meant something to some of y'all too so I figured I would spread the news. In case you're wondering about the timing, he did get to see aggy and sooner lose but unfortunately didn't make it to see the win over Meatchicken. @Pods and I were both on Hornfans back in the day but, when that place went to hell, I moved on to orangbloods and then nothing while he moved on to Shaggy and then Surly. I heard time and time again about this place so I wanted to pass on my thanks to everyone who made it special for him. Here's a couple of photos of us from better days. Rest in peace my friend.
  2. 87 points
    Today I stopped by a bald eagle nest along one of the bayous in the hopes of getting a few shots (posted several in the birding thread). As I sat there watching the nest, a cyclist stopped and asked what I was doing and I pointed out the nest. We got to talking and he mentioned being retired from the wedding hospitality business and during one of his stories he offered up that he was gay. We sat there talking and waiting and an elderly black couple on their afternoon walk stopped to ask us what we were looking at. We pointed out the nest. One baby in the nest and mama poking her head out now and again. A Hispanic couple with their son stopped, he obviously had some sort of genetic issue, but not Downs Syndrome. His parent's pointed out the nest. Not long after, one of the eagles flew over and I got a shot. I got in my truck and thought to myself, how fucking cool is that. All these different kinds of folks. All of us unique, from different origins...all with our own personal struggles...getting a glimpse at this magnificent bird. I promise, I am not making this up. THIS IS AMERICA. Trump, Miller, Musk, Bezos, Vance, and all the other ghouls and goons can get FUCKED. The shitty people on this site can get FUCKED. Texags can get FUCKED. Your vision of the USA is not what the true essence of what the forefathers of this country laid out. FUCK YOU.
  3. Can you fuck sticks please take your Sark debate to the Sark thread on the football board
  4. Wow, congrats on your post getting the bad-take trifecta of rep...
  5. I'll happily take that and enjoy the coolest story in modern college football history over a year of Miami's deeply unlikeable fanbase being happy.
  6. Texas brings in their 2026 starting QB in a daring move. - Kurt Bohls Chris DelConte forces Sarkisian's hand in signing a new QB amid locker room turmoil- Chip Brown Sources: MJ Morris already the locker room leader, Manning in crisis mode - Anwar Richardson I'm Hungry - Geoff Ketchum
  7. "When I go to Paris, I prefer a $20K first class ticket over a private jet (I've done both) because I'm tall, rich, handsome, and take massive shits on the way there" is peak Surly. Bravo.
  8. Seymore is a great player and a solid fit for what we need. His side has been trying to engage with Texas for over a week now. Maybe longer. People on our side have been trying to get the staff to engage with him as well. Instead they were too busy deluding themselves into some stupid fucking fever dream in which starting players off Miami and Indiana were going to jump out and lay down at their feet like a fucking offering. There have been a dozen or so very good options at guard (and others that would have been major upgrades over Robertson at center) that have simply not been able to get any kind of engagement or response by the staff. It isn't our scouting department turning them away. These are all guys who pass the character checks and film study with flying fucking colors. Whether you think we are doomed or you think we will be fine I don't give a shit either way. You do you. But to the fucking retards acting like landing high quality IOL is difficult or that we simply haven't been able to convince the right guys... just shut up. You are talking out of your asses. The options have been there. Several great options are still fucking out there and wanting to come to Texas. If we go into 2026 with all our hopes pinned on converting some JAG tackles then that will be the choice of the staff. Not some forced result by necessity.
  9. RIP to a man who possessed the courage of his convictions to go out there and be a witness to the tyranny inflicted on his fellow humans. To the ones who have chosen to be the instruments of hate, never have I wished more strongly that hell is real.
  10. Y'all remember, back in 2021, that whole thing we did together when we made the first-ever fully crowdsourced NIL deal, right here on this message board? Then remember when a bunch of us decided to fuck around and make the first-ever 501c3 IRS-approved charitable NIL collective, which became the basis for the largest NIL collective in the nation? Remember when people said that 10k for every TE was "wrong and illegal and inherently bad"? Remember when Darren Rovell journolistically dragged me around by my nutsack with a claw hammer, like Jon Hamm hazing a pledge, because I DARED give Kelvin Banks and the rest of the linemen $50,000 each to visit fucking children's hospitals and flip pancakes? Just a bunch of chucklefucks on the internet with a couple spare nickels to rub together for the sole purpose of making a meaningful impact for Texas football with nothing to gain but a different color username and the tiniest percentage chance of actually receiving a Burnt Ends cup. Ahhhhhhhhhhh....The good ol days...well sorry to tell you Surlyites, that shit is done, finito, caput, NIL for football has moved so far past any single one of us and to a level of financial enormity that none of us will ever reach in our lifetimes. I see the checks we wrote and as a One Fund board member, I see the checks we are writing now... We, as a collective, can no longer make a meaningful impact in football. Systems broken, football is turbofucked and there is no putting the toothpaste back in the tube. Take solace in the fact that although things are broken, at least they are broken in favor of your team this time and things are in much much much more capable hands than any of ours...Texas football is set moving forward BUT... That doesn't mean we can't still impact the University of Texas athletics in a meaningful way! Football and basketball get rev share cash, but let me tell you about a sport that doesn't receive shit in NIL, let me tell you about a sport that receives zero rev share, let me tell you about a sport where TEXAS LONGHORN FANS CAN STILL MAKE A MASSIVE IMPACT That's right folks! The 6x National Champion and most recent SEC Regular Season Champion Texas Longhorn Baseball team, needs YOUR help getting back to Omaha! The Surly Horns Burnt Ends is officially switching our NIL support from the tight end room to the pitching staff! WELCOME TO THE BURNT ENDS BULLPEN! What this means for y'all! If you are a current Burnt Ends member, nothing at all changes. No need to do anything unless you want to change your donation level, if so just PM @immamac and me If you are a new Burnt Ends subscriber, the links and tiers are going to be listed below this post. I encourage you to sign up for any tier you feel fits your wallet, no such thing as too little or too much If you are a new or old Burnt Ends member, you need to tell your friends and loved ones about the program. We will be posting this on all the other 9.95er sites as well, so if you frequent those others, please encourage everyone in those threads too. This is only as big as you make it! Donation Tiers- All of these tiers come with the ability to sleep at night because you know you did your part Burnt Ends Tier- $10 per month- Username Flare and access to the Burnt Ends board + Burnt Koozie at tailgate Burnt Ends Flats- $25 per month- Tier above + Burnt Ends Tshirt + Free access to the Burnt Ends Bullpen Events (not game tickets) Burnt Ends Points- $50 per month- Tiers above + Burnt Ends Cup + Burnt Ends Bullpen Autographed team baseball Items will be available for pickup at multiple tailgate events and a shipping option will be available for purchase when the items are ready. Events- All of these events are included for Flats and Points members or available to purchase at the event. (Game ticket not included) -9/9/9 challenge- 9 beers/9 Hot Dogs/9 Innings. Do you have what it takes? The event comes with either a winner or losers shirt and as many Tums as you can eat -Crawfish boil- Not sure of what dates, but I would imagine LSU coming to town makes this look even more appealing. Show those cajuns that we know whats up -Batting practice- Think you can hit 94+? Prove it puta ....ANNNNNNNNND MORE!!!!!!!! We are, of course, still finalizing most of this, and contracts are going out tomorrow to the guys, but we are super fired up about this pivot and think this will get us all back to making a lasting impact on Texas Athletics! HOOK EM! p.s. I also wanted to quickly thank all of our former Burnt Ends, JT Sanders, Nate Hatter, Cade Brewer, and on down the line, and with a special shout-out to Gunnar Helm and his family!
  11. This hit home for me yesterday. My girlfriend of two years - who is Indian - was pulled over in Addison and detained for 6 hours yesterday right after dropping her daughter off at school. She has been terrified of this happening (which I’ve told her several times is highly unlikely) so she has her passport with her at all times. They didn’t care - they took her in without cause, didn’t present ID, kept their masks on, then detained her for 6 hours and refused her water or the bathroom. Then they just let her go. She’s been a citizen for 7 years, she’s an executive for a non-profit, she does everything right and probably does more for society in a week than a lot of people do in a year - point being she didn’t deserve this. Nobody does. People will ask why she doesn’t pursue legal action or why didn’t she resist - if there are no laws for these people - why even risk pissing them off? I get it. I hate that she is terrified in her own community. I’m so pissed off. It’s going to drive me crazy wondering if this was just random, were they looking for someone like her, and why they didn’t believe her passport.
  12. “We left with all of my children” is an INSANE thing to feel the need to clarify.
  13. At this point, I would be happy to see Merrick Garland hauled in front of the committee to be questioned under oath as to what in the fucking fuck he was doing while he was the fucking Attorney General. Who was assigned to this case under Biden? Who thought getting 20 years for Ghilaine was enough? Who told him to do nothing? Why didn't they investigate Epsteins "suicide"? All the evidence you need to change that to a possible homicide is in there. It's so fucking infuriating to see smoking gun after smoking gun in these emails and know they didn't bother to even depose any one.
  14. 40 points
    i went to get some lunch earlier and it turned out tha damn near every high school kid in Pflugerville was outside the police station protesting ICE and trump. you know i pulled over and joined, and i must say- the kids are alright. good for each and every one of them.
  15. 39 points
    Fuck you motherfuckers that voted for this. Basically putting a wall from the DOM rock to Chinati State Natural Area. We joked about this in 2016. Someone even photoshopped a pic of Garner on the rock with a wall in front. Well, a decade later, its happening. Never mind that no one crosses here. Never mind that black bears use this area back and forth across the river all the time. Never mind that most of the Mexico side is a 200ft straight drop cliff face The most beautiful drive in Texas and Big Bend Ranch State Park gonna have a massive wall now. Fuck
  16. Alex Pretti is the very epitome of courage. He knew the risks and continued anyway. I must show that same courage. We all must. It's the only way to take our rights and our country forward.
  17. 38 points
    Yeah, if you wanted to arrest these people, the worst you could do is some sort of "disorderly conduct" or maybe a noise violation. But those are all local municipal type misdemeanors that would have to be done by the state police, not the Feds. The fact that the Justice Department is worrying about this and got a Grand Jury together in about a week, while the ICE agent that murdered Renee Good gets no investigation is a travesty and a miscarriage of justice. it should be completely indefensible to anyone with a slightly functional brain.
  18. 38 points
    i for one would never have guessed that in the Great American Political Schism of 2025/6 that the left would end up with the 2A, beer and the NFL and the right ended up with electric cars, unprocessed food and Nikki Minaj.
  19. If they say things like "I dislike both sides equally" that means they vote republican 100% of the time.
  20. Hmm, this isn’t a completely depressing post.
  21. The only teams right now are Gestapo murderers vs Americans
  22. Shit, then I should play linebacker for Texas.
  23. 37 points
    fuck yeah I'm in!
  24. 36 points
    @Pancho and @Slacks can attest to this. The black community isn't sitting around going whoa is me like the picture the R's are trying to paint. When you are young the older black folks in your life download all the info. They tell you how to survive everything from the workplace to traffic stops. They let you know how any workplace irritation gets seen as aggression. They teach you how the road for you is much narrower than your counterparts, and there is no room for fucking around. My mom never owned shit. She sacrificed everything so I could make it. I got sent off to college and was able to scratch out a solid middle class life for me and mine. My daughter has never known struggle. She is on her way to college with a full scholarship and a plan to come home with a PHD. She will be better than me, and already is in a lot of aspects. I am the first generation of my family to live their life with equal rights, and we "caught up" in two generations. Pancho and Slacks are the same way, as are millions of us out there. We don't want handouts or anyone to hold our hands. We just want people like Trump to quit fucking with us and we will be fine. Racists on the day to day aren't shit to us.
  25. All the attention is being paid to things like maybe the gun accidentally discharging and spooking the thugs into shooting him and other details of the killing. All that is important, but I think it's more important to point out that the only reason he was on the ground being abused in the first place is because he had the nerve to help a woman out who had just been shoved over a curb by some asshole who has been away from home and needed someone helpless to abuse because his wife's not around. I haven't seen a single person point out that nobody approached Pretti and asked him to turn around and put his hands behind his back like a detention is supposed to go. This started with pepper spraying him and throwing him to the ground. He didn't disobey a single order. These people don't even act like law enforcement.
  26. The absolute core value of conservatism is victimhood. The entire movement collapses if there isn't something to be angry about.
  27. 35 points
    This right here. His followers LOVE this shit. And that is why they don’t get a pass from me. Y’all pretend like these are good people that are misguided or focused on a single issue so they look past how absolutely disgusting and flawed this “man” is. He is a fucking ghoul. His followers are ghouls. They are NOT good people. They don’t deserve an embrace. They need their noses broken.
  28. 35 points
    Any pastor who works for ICE is a piece of shit and deserves way worse things to happen to him. Amen
  29. Sorry, this is Christianity in America. Don’t come at me with stories about the good ones or the good churches. Yall need to fuck off with that shit too. Until you Christian’s start policing your fellow “Christians” and churches and putting these fucks out of business, yall are all the same to me.
  30. Fuck all the people in this community that voted for Trump.
  31. LSU signed Sam Leavitt! (We have Arch Manning) LSU signed Jordan Seaton! (We have Trevor Goosby) LSU signed Princewill Umanmielen! (We have Colin Simmons)
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