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Any port in a storm and all that, but something has to be done about the little hearts and cute faces. It's sickening and if left in place will eventually corrupt our morals.

Kevin Morgan

Your mom is any port in a storm.

<rep whore>Click the heart icon on my post and select the "thanks" option</rep whore>

Shit Hole for Cloak Room

As per our the old thread, this one will unify posters and probably be the best thread this forum will ever have.

Lol. Looking forward to again collecting as much neg rep as you assholes can deliver. Hook 'em!

Scored 9 runs after I started watching, so I'll take credit for this one. And no one can say otherwise...because you can't reply.

+1 we need devils, dickbutts, middle fingers, and shit piles

Here’s The HG method so we don’t lose it: The very first roll for a given shooter is called the "come out" roll. If the come out is a 7 or 11, those betting on the Pass Line win. If it's a 2, 3, or 12, those betting on the Pass Line lose. If the come out is anything other than those numbers (i.e., it's 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10), that number becomes the point. Then the shooter proceeds to keep rolling until he rolls either a 7 or the point again. To bet the HG way, ignore the come out roll. Just stand there and let that roll happen. Most people will be betting on it, but no one will look at you funny for not doing so. Once a point is established, the dealer will put a marker that says "ON" next to that number and you can start betting. Start off by putting a Place bet on the three inside numbers that are not the point (the inside numbers are 5, 6, 8, and 9 because they are "inside" the 4 and 10 on the layout). A Place bet is a bet that a certain number will be rolled BEFORE a 7 is rolled. Because of the odds, the dealers will want you to bet in increments of $6 on the 6 and 8, and $5 on everything else (assuming a $5 minimum table). Don't worry, they'll help you keep the math straight. So if the point is a 5, you'll place a minimum bet on each of the 6, 8, and 9. If the point is a 6, you'll bet the 5-8-9. And so on. If the point is either a 4 or a 10, bet the three inside numbers closest to the point. For example, bet on 5-6-8 if the point is 4. Depending on what the point is exactly, you're going to be putting down a total of either $16 (if point is 6 or 8) or $17 (if point is anything else) on the three numbers. Hence, this bet is called "16 inside" or "17 inside". Note, if the point is 4 or 10, you'll have to specify what numbers you want when you say "17 inside" because there are 4 available numbers but you're only putting down enough money for three bets. Otherwise, you can put down your money and say 16 or 17 inside and the dealer will know what to do. After everyone makes their bets, the shooter will roll some more. Collect the first two hits on your bets ("collect" meaning, take that money off the table when you get paid out and put it in your pocket). These first two hits will pay you back a total of $14, so you'll be almost even on your initial $16 or $17 bet. Then you start pressing the bets when they hit instead of collecting them. Follow the schedule below. Betting schedule: 5/9 - 5-15-35 (full collect) - 85-100-150 - 350 (full) - 500 and so on. 6/8 - 6-12-30 (full collect) - 60 (full) - 120 - 300 (full) - 600 and so on. Here's an example. Come out roll is a 9. You put down $17 on the table and say "17 inside" to the dealer. He will arrange your bets accordingly on the 5-6-8. Next roll is a 5. He'll put down $7 in front of you to pay off your bet on the 5. Put that $7 in your pocket. Next roll is an 8. Same thing, he'll put down $7, put it in your pocket (or your rack, whatever). Those are your initial collects to get you back close to even. Next roll is another 8. Dealer will begin to put down $7 again, but instead of picking it up, you say to him "make it 12". That's you letting him know you want to press your bet on the 8 to $12 (following the schedule above). He'll add $6 to your bet on the 8 to make it a total of $12 and give you the extra dollar (which you can pick up and put in your rack). If you get up to $30 or $35 on one of the numbers, and it hits, then you collect again. So if you have $30 on the 6, and it hits, you'll get $35 which you pick up and put in your pocket. Next time the 6 hits then keep on pressing (up to $60). When the shooter rolls a 7 the table clears and you start all over for the next shooter. Your maximum exposure for any given shooter should be $16 or $17 if you're doing it right. Tell the dealer this: "Same bet" - leave your original wager on the table and collect winnings. "Take it Down" - collect winnings and original bet "Press it up a unit" - dealer will add $5, $10 or whatever level of minimum bet table you are playing and give you remaining proceeds.

This is a chance to make a clean break. Leave him be. He belongs to Kevin now

I'm all repped out, very fast around here.

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About to swap out some pickups on this bad boy. Also, page 1, bitches.

Recruiting --> No Chip Brown At All Other --> [Serious] Current Events --> Things Your Mom Talked About Last Night Help --> I Need Internets Viagra For Sale --> Best Buy Coupons Politics --> The Art of Making Sausage Board Discussion --> The Borkening

Own a forum that went tits up when the users revolted. Will sell for about three fiddy

Chicken and Avocado enchiladas

I always thought the addition of rep did more harm than good to the old site. Encourages groupthink. Causes unnecessary bitching and moaning. Good for nothing except crowdsourcing the weakest new poster trolls. Some of the heaviest hitters were cloakroom circle jerk trolls from either side Weekly pre-game threads are less interesting because people crowdsource opposing fans even if they have a valid opinion. They’re silenced before there’s good dialogue.

He is having a hard time understanding the situation. His grand kids tried to explain the new website to him this morning but... His reaction.

Some of y'all are already stingy as a motherfucker, I deserve my hearts and laughing faces. I swear to god people on Shaggy acted like they were having to use real life money to rep someone.

And tits.

I'm just gonna leave this here. Think I found my dream rig, or at least one of them.

Hi! I own an up and coming party drink chain called Zulu Igloo! You can get in on the ground floor at Zulu Igloo with your very own Zulu Igloo! Zulu Igloo! It's not racist! Zulu Igloo!

Is this where I come for the tranny jokes?

how do you deduct from a users reputation

I guess I will put this here since it was in Bada. Let's do this fuckers.

Just a helpful note on how to do this on the new forum. Youtube videos: Click the share button on the video you want to post. Copy the link that appears automatically. Post this link directly into the body of your post. No need to mess with the "s" in the url. Photos: Looks like there are multiple ways. BBCode link can be posted into body of post and the image will appear. You can also grab the URL of a picture, click the "Insert other media" button at the bottom right of your post/reply and click on "insert image from URL". Paste said URL and you are good to go.

Let's do this damn thing.

Is this gonna be on tapa?

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The name’s aight

We're back, baby! Thinking about a fresh start over here now that the accounts at the last place are in untrustworthy hands. I'm into obscure fretboard theory, Duane and Jerry, and my Shag Screamer. Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name. New pics of old gear to come.

Someone sign up all variations of Derka, Swam and Rocko ASAP

Thanks OCSpur for linking this from Shaggy (R.I.P.). I never posted pics of my guitars and gear over there because they’re nothing remarkable and neither is my playing of them, but I always loved following this thread and glad y’all are resurrecting it here. Maybe I’ll have something worthy of sharing soon. Now to find the My Dog Is Aweome thead...

Who’s gonna have the first NGD?

In this bitch! Let’s ride!

In.

BMF checking in.

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Now for the important stuff- where are the tits?