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Dude, seriously, fuck off with that faggot shit. I'm sick and fucking tired of watching you nimrods call each other names, but not even having the energy to be creative about it. If all you can come up with in your name calling is to call someone gay in a nasty way, you need to work on your fucking insult game and shut the fuck up until you are better at it. Its lame, its stupid, and its already old and played out for most by the time they get to high school. Do better motherfucker.

Since aggy is the only SEC school that does that crap, that's a dead giveaway. Kinda like if you see a crab wearing an old refried beans can, you can be pretty sure it's a hermit crab.

Tex Long is 75. Never thought I'd make it, leastways not for my first 65 years. Now I reckon I'll just keep going... Which is a Good Thing, because that might be what it takes to make sure I see the 'Horns win all our games some fine season.

Reed likes icing too.

My wife asked me the other day what I have spent on Bourbon the last year and I got curious...worked out an excel spreadsheet and I've got 29 different Bourbons for a total of 54 bottles I've bought over the last year. Total of $2400. Told my wife $500.

Nope, but I’m going to point it out every single time.

While I don't disagree that stupid tax policies are how OK education got where it is. I think your points completely ignore why they got here, and that's a blatant disregard and hatred of, public education. Look at how the leadership is taking about their teachers. They're calling them teenagers wanting a new car, and saying they're paid protesters. You don't do that to people you respect.

Pulisic with a worldie https://streamable.com/jsg1z

No more yanky my wanky, The Fonger need food!

I started in the knot hole section in 1957. Attended DKR's first game, and his last. Suffered through all the bad years after (and some good) just because it was simply "what I do." When the jumbotron started to drown out The Longhorn Band I couldn't take it anymore. It was no longer the experience I had loved for over 50 years. It was a circus...not a Longhorn game.

You can say that again.

Good news on PJ.

Probably true, but looking around the boards for various teams (including Texas), I've come to the conclusion that 247 attracts the worst kind of fans, regardless of fanbase.

William Patrick O'Loochihan

Baylor brings in 5th pitcher of game. He’s been skinning cats in bullpen.

Imgur has eaten most of my images. So here's another 1990 Telecaster with a wonky N9 serial number (some had this) with my Vicky 45410.

I mean... I'm not going to say that TFB called NaNa and Watson last month... But...

The buck stops everywhere but on his desk

By all means, return there.

Yeah, we need more WRs like this.

These. I look at the investment of time and money...and I can take a nice trip with my family instead. And yeah, I have different priorities than I did when I was 25. For example, I remember when I realized that I’d rather watch my 8 yr old son play a Little League game than go to the Disch. And finally, the game is more and more disconnected with the college and student experience. All the students who want to can’t go to TX-OU because too many tickets go to donors and shit? Fuck that. The kids should be able to go. And we’ve made such scrutinized gods of CFB players that they’re no longer part of student life, really. I remember drinking beer and hanging out with guys like Shane Dronett; his girlfriend taught me to jitterbug. They were just folks. Now, their every move is dissected on sports radio and the internet. I’m not thrilled with what CFB has become. And with all that we’ve learned about CTE...that makes it even harder. I went to a couple of games last year. The one I enjoyed most was Tech. Not because of the game, but bI cause I got a chance to catch up with an old friend who had moved back to Texas and was attending his first game in 15 years. Got to meet his wife, hang out with some other old friends, and had a great visit. Even though the game sucked. Oh, and my ticket was free. Only reason I went.

This is Texas. Texas recruits go to Texas. Fuck Notre Dame, fuck Ohio State, fuck Alabama, ...

Willie's first in 1973. Kid in white tee shirt at lower left center is my now 50 year old son (a few here know him on Surly).

Stupid shit my wife says/ does thread is... uh. Fuck you Kevin Morgan

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Just finished watching it. Two things come to mind: A whole bunch of enablers need to rot in hell alongside Joe Pa and Sandusky Barry Levinson did a fantastic job with this, and I hope he's whispering in Peter Berg's ear right now saying "you're just the right guy to direct the film about Art Briles and Baylor

Still getting used to the flat fretboard, but sounds just like a LP should. Guys on the worship team say it sounds great for rhythm, but doesn't cut through during the solos like the Tele. Actually, paying for a new fence, kitchen and bathroom remodels, new graphics card, upcoming vacation... It ain't all about guitars. But next year I will build a partscaster to round out my collection.

My new toy. I named her Smokey Daniels. Clearly homemade a long time ago, thick metal, and crafted to last a lifetime. Found her on Facebook marketplace for $250 (though I paid an extra $50 renting a trailer and on gas to pick her up from about 90 miles away). Can’t wait to fire her up and smoke a brisket. Need some good wood (no homo) and a weekend with nothing else to do. My new prize possession. Sounds lame but this makes me incredibly happy!

My 3 kids: '83 Telecaster adopted from a pawn shop in the late 90s. Eastman AC-312CE. Christmas present to myself in 2010. Edwards E-LP SD125. Wanted something after a $30K bonus earlier this year.

They'd just lose them.

I got this

You're part of the problem. If enabling fuckers like you would man up then women wouldn't think they can get away with acting like spoiled shits who can't do anything for themselves. Stop being their man purse and get some respect.

I’m not sure declining attendance is a bad thing. I know this is very pollyanna, but I just think it’s been too commoditized and made into a hyped-up, national league where people who have never set foot on campus have favorite teams and root for schools they know nothing about. I don’t like the playoff for that reason- it helps make the sport into an alternative NFL. I don’t like that those loser sports radio “Bald Asshole with Eastern Seaboard Accent who wears NBA jerseys” shows discuss college sports just like pro sports. I don’t like that people watch some 17-year old’s hat selection press conference. I don’t like not even being able to lie to myself that the superstar kids are there even partially for an education. FWIW, basketball is just so much worse. I’d be completely fine with a college football and basketball landscape like baseball, where if you really don’t want to do anything but try out and train for the pros, you go to the minor leagues and skip college. I know that the CWS winner typically wouldn’t beat a good AA club, but that’s OK. I’d also be fine siting with 70-80,000 people who feel connected to the game rather than 110,000 people who have corporate tickets, are entertaining clients, and are treating it like the hospitality tent at the Byron Nelson.

26 incher... rough day today, two boats, 4 thirteen year olds, 2 littles (shown here), 3 moms. Good start, turned windy and cold. Out boat caught 20+ with 12 keepers, the other boat had 1 keeper, no other catches a few lost ones too. Ouch. My boy here won $20 for the biggest catch. I just had my toes done the day before so next chance I get I’ll post a pic for Hollywood Colt. Coastal teal blue color, he’ll really like them for sure.

In a 1973 halftime show, Rice's marching owl band (the MOB), in one of their early performances, put on a show that mocked the traditions aggy holds sacred. The MOB goosestepped onto the field and marched in the aggy "T" formation while beginning to play the war hymn and then sliding into the "March of the Wooden Soldiers". The MOB also made fun of aggy's mascot, Reveille, by forming a fire hydrant while playing "Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?". Then, the MOB formed a senior boot calling it "the greatest thing to happen to aggyland since the manure spreader". Well, aggy disapproved of the performance. They threw seat cushions and drink cups from the stadium's top deck and there was a sideline scuffle. Police stepped in to calm things down before the beginning of the third quarter. After the game, a crowd of hundreds of aggys formed a mob outside the gates of Rice Stadium, trapping the Owl band in a tunnel for hours until empty food service trucks were sent to the rescue. Late in the evening, the trucks pulled out of the stadium with MOB members hidden safely inside. Aggy gonna aggy.

I interrupt this thread in defense of cargo shorts. I’m an old which means comfort is way more important than style. Cargo shorts are comfortable and they hold a bunch of shit. I’d rather have extra pockets than carry a man bag or wear a Fannie pack. OK, carrion.

From a Portugal-Belgium Women's world cup qualifier. This move by Portugal's Jessica, wow. https://streamable.com/41aju

Could have said the same if he still claimed to be German.

I assume many of them have already established long term relationships over the years during holiday gatherings and family reunions.

Axis

I was in middle school and one of my classmates wrote "SWC #1" on one of his binders/folders. I was like "wow, that guy is a big fan of the southwest conference". SWC actually stood for "southwest cholos",

We were at a pizza place Saturday for a birthday. My son stands up and holds two pepperonis over his nipples and announces, rather loudly, "look at my big pepperoni's mom." I damn near fell out of my chair and my wife was mortified.