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Talk about some random pussy slayer’s massive ears not going away

"The Gang Covers up a Political Scandal"

I pee in your mom's butt.

Per TFB - Noah Cain will be at UT for the Spring game.

Kakistocracy is just a fancy word for the org chart at Dockers.

oh shit

Sorry about whatever deformity you’ve been dealing with your entire life. We’ll try to be more sensitive.

Probably taller than him too.

This is conservatives/Republicans in a nutshell though, isn't it? Utter hypocrisy and made-up victimhood. Ingraham publicly supporting boycotts on things that offend her. Bitches about her rights when she is boycotted. Trump constantly bitching about Obama's golfing. Golfs more than any president in history by a wide margin while lining his pockets with tax payer money through his privately owned clubs. Conservatives bitching about Obama's deficit for 8 years. Cutting taxes and increasing spending the moment they completely control the government, substantially increasing the deficit. Obstructing Obama every step of the way for 6 years the moment they took the House in 2010. Now constantly bitch about Democrats, who are the minority party in both the House and Senate, as being obstructionists. Conservatism is a mental disease for selfish snowflakes who live in an alternate reality built by charlatans through cable news and talk radio. Fuck Ingraham and every goon on that network.

This about comports with my expectations. Clinton was personally sleazy and was a sexual predator though his administration was relatively clean despite a good number of attempts by Republicans to nail him for something. H.W. was the only honest Republican we elected President since Eisenhower. Carter was a naive, but honest guy of humble origins with his peanut farm (which he divested of, unlike Trump). Ford was there for 2 years and his job was to run out the clock and not make matters worse. Reagan helped bring the Cold War to its end but was also the dirtiest president (other than Nixon) in modern history with huge scandals like Iran-Contra. Bush was probably a fine character himself, though definitely not cut out to be President of the United States, and the gang he brought with him were largely morally bankrupt, terrible human beings. Obama was supremely decent and a good steward of the office. Fox News can whine all they want, but Obama was incredibly clean in the context of American politics.

She's on facebook reading about the teachers strike.. Her: it looks like everyone's jumping on the teacher's vanwagon on this deal My Daughter: VAN-wagon?!!! Dad, is she serious?

Total silence from a GOP Congress. Not a sound. A group of mostly intelligent, highly educated, wealthy and powerful people completely paralyzed by an imbecilic loudmouth who has no concern for the rule of law. They're just riding with him in a spiral of disgrace and shitty behavior. It's surreal. Very third world.

This is my 1999 PRS HBII 10-Top. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Hurts when they poke you in the chest, doesn't it?

Dylan Wright visited ND over Easter and was pretty meh about it. Tom Loy (ND247) thinks he's recruiting Nana to Texas.

Two Diamond Club tickets available for the Sunday night game. Free. Need to pick them up from me in 77027. Rules: Poster must be a big contributor to this thread/last years shag thread. No guests, no lurkers. First to reply gets them.

Mad spokes and leather, 24's or better Boys say they riding candy but my load is wetter #HTownPride

Operation Desert Stormy

Here we go again. Brainiacs are saying Demani Richardson and his family will visit Texas after his aggy OV and that it will definitely happen this time despite Jimbo's no-visit policy.

While both towns are filled with brain washed mutants, Chernobyl just melted down. It didn’t collapse.

Jake Smith will visit for the spring game.

Trump is a pathological liar, a narcissist, and as Brisket so eloquently put, a giant piece of shit. There is a significant portion of Americans that actually voted him into the highest office in the world. Many people still support him, many people still viciously defend him. We have politicians that have sold their souls and bent the knee to a cruel, petty imbecile. Then you have the people that turn the other cheek, sit on the sidelines, and wait for him to go away. Nevermind the carnage he'll leave in his wake. "Just chill, y'all." Where is the honesty and sincerity? How is being disingenuous an acceptable - or even celebrated - form of behavior? Trump isn't driving me crazy. He's always been a charlatan and absolutely nothing he says or does surprises me. The American people who aren't 100% against this fat fuck are who's driving me crazy.

Is this post fucking serious? Anyone who'd read any history on the space program knew they made it back alive. The movie wasn't about the "if" -- it was about the "how" and the "who" that took care of that "if" in the first place. For fuck's sake, did you not know the ship fucking sank the first time you started to watch "Titanic?"

Jump

So it’s Daks fault he can’t get open or catch the ball?

I'll be there for Game 3. Go Spurs Go!

Yes, actually. Compares favorably to many small town downtowns. First Fridays in Bryan is an event actually worth going to, in fact. College Station, on the other hand, doesn't have a downtown. They do have Northgate, which, according to the most Trill of folk associated with aggy, is a great place to take a nap.

I would have guessed Sessions, but Hilary actually won his district. I have no idea who it is. Here's the thing: Trump is the modern GOP voter. White, Male, and Mad as hell. The guys in Congress, they're just adapting to their new constituency. The problem is increasingly the Reps are drinking this Koolaid as well. That's how you end up with just a total dumpster fire of a tax bill. I mean, cutting taxes is what the GOP does. It's their core competency. And that bill still sucks. Because the Members really, deeply believe, at the bottom of their hearts, that if they cut taxes for corporations, the companies would actually use the money to hire, instead of obviously giving it back to the shareholders. Companies don't exist to employee people, they exist to make money for their owners. It's literally their legal fiduciary duty. And yet, the modern GOP actually believes that Companies some how exist to hire a mythical non college age person and shower them with high pay. That's the problem in a nut shell. They've actually drunk the koolaid. Reagan did supply side because he was trying to help rich people (i.e. his donors) keep more of their money, not because anybody actually believed that making Daddy Warbucks richer would actually create jobs. Which is why he raised taxes several times to bring the budget into some form of normalcy to calm bond markets. where actual capital decisions are made. You ask your run of the mill GOP congressman now about tax policy, and they actually believe the rhetoric as sound economic policy.

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Lol at "if Mueller doesn't find anything." He's already issued a few indictments with at least one more that's sealed. Imagine being this willfully obtuse.

You don't have any friends. And Hillary fucked your mind up harder than Trump fucked Stormy. She didn't even win, and she's still in your thoughts at least hourly. You don't have a leg to stand on, slugger.

I haven't lived in Houston for over 20 years, and I can still say without hesitation 6006 I-45 North between Tidwell and Parker Gallery Furniture really will save you money! Just call Gallery, 694-5570. That will be stuck in my brain until the day I die, I bet.

(with credit to THuj, of course)

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I was enjoying this video until I noticed that guy's ears.

If you think your week was bad, a bunch of kids are about to find out Trump is their father on the news.

Conversations with my father start with the weather and then devolve into a long list of chores he has accomplished since we last talked. "I baled the hay, and trimmed the trees, and put some more rock in the spot on the driveway that is low and set out some deer corn and on and on." It isnt conversation, its him dictating a mental list. He's stubborn, frustrating and annoying in ways that only family members can be. However, my chief complaint regarding my relationship with my father is my inability to tolerate the frustration and annoyance better. He's old - old people behave in particular ways - mostly because society is incredibly age - segregated and they spend almost no time with people below the age of 60. Me being so frustrated and annoyed because my 66 year old father acts like a 66 year old man is a character flaw in me, not him. Its something I try very hard to be better at, but every time I make some progress he finds new ways to act even weirder.

LOL @ now we can't pass judgement because we don't have all the facts. That's the cornerstone of what we do here.