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The Surly poster known as bad motherfucker (previously known as 8badmofo31 on shaggy) should be shunned, banned and/or negged into Bolivia. Shortly after the shag was stolen and turned over to Eskimo man, bootlicker bad motherfucker / 8badmofo31posted this on Shaggy directed to the new owners: Shortly thereafter, he opined: And then, after he was made a moderator by the new ownership: So in summary, please feel free to let this piece of shit know what you think of him and his new job as a moderator on the new Shaggy ownership team.

Bolton was probably better looking when he was younger

It’s really something to behold how quickly some of you audit Herman’s recruiting capabilities not but 2+ months removed from the #3 class. Get outside, enjoy this weather, and reject the urge to be huge pussies.

Just checking in to say, y’all are bunch of fucking pussies. Go grab some wipes for your vagina and STFU. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Odessa

Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re McDonald’s. I’m McDowell’s. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. You see, they got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but they use a sesame seed bun. My buns have no seeds.

That's one of the dumbest things ever written. You either want to eat a piece of breaded chicken or you don't. If you don't, fine. But don't pretend that it was deep fried by the Death Star. Fuck off. This is why wedgies were invented.

How much did they get back on the locations they closed? About 15 percent of what they paid for them new at the start of the semester if there is any justice in the world.

Fuck this weak shit. We’re gonna win 10 games and flip whoever the fuck we want.

Apparently everyone’s memory of how this all works stayed behind with the shag.

OMG you fuckers need to gab your nuts and see if they are still there or maybe you just have a wrinkly skin sack there. Maybe Leal switches and maybe he doesn’t... he liked something when he was at the Aggy game, don’t think Hernan has done anything wrong here. There is still 8 months to work on him.

Fantastic.

Some of y'all are a beating

dude is more worthless than swam and way dumber than rocko. think about that for a minute.

From right to left, Colonel Mustard Gas and Professor Plump.

It says "apparently several Surly posters cycles have synced"

Does it scare you to death

Here is why City is celebrating tonight

Trump goes on a Twitter tantrum lashing out at his adversaries and doesn't seem to understand that a good chunk of his base is pissed because of the perception that he's abandoning his isolationist stance on foreign policy. I don't think he even knows they're mad. He even doubled-down on "Mission Accomplished," the literal catch phrase from the era they now despise. Chunk of Trump's Base: We're not happy about the perpetuation of Middle East Interventionism. Trump: Mission Accomplished!!! Chunk of Trump's Base: We also think KISS is the worst band ever and we hate their lyrics. Trump: I want to rock-n-roll all night and party everyday.

Some of you fellas need straighten yourselves out.

Chronic bawling.

What makes you think Giles isn't getting help or won't get help when it matters? All I care about is the end result. The end result last cycle was Ojomo, Ossai, Coburn, Williams and Carson. Elite? Probably not but that's a way above average DL class. Giles will deserve criticism if he whiffs this cycle and so will the other coaches that are apparently helping him land every DL commit on our roster. It's just odd the mental gymnastics people are jumping through to credit other assistants for the DL commits we land while placing blame on Giles for every recruit we miss.

Chuys

The Surly poster known as bad motherfucker (previously known as 8badmofo31 on shaggy) should be shunned, banned and/or negged into Bolivia. Shortly after the shag was stolen and turned over to Eskimo man, bootlicker bad motherfucker / 8badmofo31posted this on Shaggy directed to the new owners: Shortly thereafter, he opined: And then, after he was made a moderator by the new ownership: So in summary, please feel free to let this piece of shit know what you think of him and his new job as a moderator on the new Shaggy ownership team.

The fact that a pitch that far off the plate is still called a strike 24% of the time makes a pretty good case for using technology to determine the strike zone.

This board would be a field day for a study on addictive personalities

Killing yourself that way has to leave behind quite a carbon foot.

RIP flaming homo? NTTAWWT

Not that it matters, but swam and rocko would routinely lap badmofo before the exodus. He's the player in in magneto football that just futilely vibrates in the corner of the end zone.

It's like this is the first rodeo for you people. We are getting a top 5 class this cycle

Oh hey, remember the time when all those OUsucks flip picks came in for Adeoye, Ossai had 100% aggy picks, Ojomo had all the aggy picks, and Carson was picked for Nebraska?

These numbers may have been inflated, but then again, so were many of the dates in attendance.

fuck Chik Fil A for taking the cole slaw off the menu the end

Isle of Hogs?

Chip Brown: Some spring practice thoughts

i sobered up for this?

Alleged racism at public accommodations, enforced by local police, has been a political issue since before any of us was even born, and is the topic of extensive federal legislation. Alleged racism by police in the manner in which they enforce laws is the topic of one of the major political movements of the last few years. You may not agree that it should be political, in which case you are free to voice your take, but pretending you don't understand what in the world could ever make this political is embarrassing.

I’m having cocktails by the pool today because it’s a great fucking day to be in Austin. Manhattan 3 down the gullet and OU still fucking sucks. Put you’re goddamn purses down and let’s go win some mother fucking football games.

Looking forward to the first ever Timberwolves playoff game in crystal clear high definition

1) Ossai- https://www.hookem.com/2018/01/15/longhorns-focus-on-top-remaining-2018-targets/ “(Texas) has done a great job recruiting him, especially Giles,” said a source close to Ossai. “He is the biggest reason UT is in this conversation.” 2) Ojomo-https://n.rivals.com/news/big-dt-moro-ojomo-gives-the-skinny-on-his-texas-commitment His relationship with defensive line coach Oscar Giles was one of the most crucial factors in his decision. “Texas recruited me hard throughout the entire process,” he said. “It was really them, Oregon and [Oklahoma] … but I dealt a lot with Coach Giles and he’s a great guy; a really good person and I’m excited to see what he can do for me as a player.” There's also similar quotes from Carson where he said Giles played a critical role in his decision to pick Texas. I'm too lazy to find them. Obviously, Carrington deserves a lot of credit but so does Giles.

There's a lot of fault in this, but these guys also could have also just bought some coffee and told their friend he's an asshole and to be on time next time.

According to the OP because Republicans. Most of us would have thought this was a Bernard event but op has a motive...

The cops did a terrible fucking job. I find most of the fault to be on their shoulders. You have to be a special kind of dumbfuck to assess that situation in totality and decide to arrest those 2 men. This could've been a situation where common sense prevailed, the cops just leave, and everyone in that store walks away with a higher opinion of their local police. Instead, yet another stupid fucking decision and more reasons for everyone to distrust law enforcement. Too many cops have terrible instincts. Fuck.

So, to be clear... 1) Starbucks has a policy that you have to be a paying customer to hang out there and/or use the restroom. 2) Some guys, who happen to be black, want to hang out there and/or use the restroom without buying anything. 3) Starbucks employees ask them to leave as they are in violation or the policy. 4) Guys don’t care because they think those policies shouldnt apply to them and refuse to leave private property. 5) Cops are called, some of which also happen to be black. 6) Cops again ask guys to leave as they are now considered to be trespassing. 7) Guys again refuse because not only store policies, but also the law shouldn’t apply to them. 8) Guys are arrested for breaking the law. 9) Bunch of people on the internet get all worked up because it’s racism if you ask black people to obey policies and laws.

Baby steps. They didn't shoot them.

Psst. The globalists are Republicans.