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Too bad your dad didn't become a steer before he knocked up your heifer of a mom.

It's easier to know which of your fellow Americans are racist pieces of shit.

And with the first pick in the 2018 draft, Team DougO selects...

I'm guessing this is where we put lol videos too?

I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't give a shit who kneels, who's mad about it, who met about it, or what anyone thinks about it. We are a country who loves to be divided. If it wasn't this bullshit it would be another meeting about some other bullshit.

Here's another try with imgbox The one nice thing about moving into my own place is get to arrange it however the fuck I want. Its a typical tiny San Francisco space and I feared I would only have room for a couple guitars and a small amp, but as I've been moving and arranging I've found I have more space than I realized. Thanks to this rack I forgot I had, I'll fit 3 electrics, a bass, and an acoustic in the "guitar nook" I'll also keep an acoustic on a stand in a different part of the room plus one in the bedroom. That's like 7 guitars without resorting to hanging them on the wall; the walls are being saved for.... Preview I have a lot of nice framed concert and other music related posters. The primary wall above the guitars will be full. Here's a sneak peak from the opposite wall. BTW, I painted this room this color without realizing how well the color works with this poster. The horseshoe was unbelievably there - I've been on this kinda interesting run of horseshoes that started in early December with a dude in a bar insisting I accept the $1,000, 150 year old Gold and Quartz Horseshoe pin simply because he was a dealer and was impressed with my cowboy had at a bar downtown. That horseshoe stays pined to the band of the hat cause I can use all the good luck I can get these days. It's a nice, 20X hat I'd had made just a few weeks before, it paid for itself within a week and I don't tell that story to strangers for fear of having my hat stolen. There have been a few other horseshoes along the way too, including one I found when I was clearing a bunch of my Dads shit out of the garage for my Mom. I hung that one over the door to his music room. Back to nooks, this is the record / album nook. Those boxes of records will be soon replaced with a proper record storage cabinet. Separately, just inside the bedroom door is some shelves that turned out to be the perfect nook for my 7" 45 collection. Each of those crates fit nicely into a little 22" roll aboard I have. If I'm DJing a country set, I just grab the crate full of country singles and go. I've got a Rock and Roll crate, a a Funk & Soul Crate, a Country Crate, an Oldies Crate, and a final crate with a mixed bag of all kinds of shit that's really my main crate. I guess that's a lot more than just guitar porn, but really this is the only thread Im really active in at the new site and I'm feeling chatty. Thanks for indulging me. I'll post a picture of the room once it's complete. Back to normally scheduled guitar porn.

FIFY

Be nice, he can probably hear you.

Thinking today about how fortunate we got by acquiring Verlander instead of the other pitchers whose names were in the mix last season. Nearly every other pitcher the fans were clamoring for last season has been a bust with his new team. Darvish has a 6.86 ERA, 60 ERA+, and 5.02 FIP. Quintana has a 7.78 ERA, 53 ERA+, and 5.23 FIP. And Gray has a 7.71 ERA, 57 ERA+, and 5.05 FIP. Meanwhile JV was the ALCS MVP and currently has 1.36 ERA, 283 ERA+, and 2.84 FIP. Now, maybe Strom could have worked some magic with the other guys that would have resulted in them having better numbers, but as it sits now, we went out and got the one SP available last season who hasn't shit the bed with his new team.

Can't be your mom. She is anything but silent.

He looks like Wilford Brimley fucked Rollie Fingers.

Here's the one I talked about earlier in the thread. Surf's Up!

I was just invited to a friend’s wedding on October 6th. For those unfamiliar with October 6th, that is the date we will destroy the dirt burglars and the Ewok. Seriously, do people not understand football season? The wedding is in Dallas. That’s like a crackhead being in a crack house and having to deny smoking crack. Fuck people who get married in football season on Saturdays. That is all. Oh, and fuck OU.

^^^ So many of these fucking weirdos behave like teenage girls. Every motivation is based on emotion and they need to be constantly validated within their hyper feminine social hierarchy. Most of them are total pussies. It's uncomfortable to watch.

If it's revealed he lied I'm as positive about anything that Brisket Goth wouldn't hesitate even a second to call him a pants on fire doo doo head. But what's fascinating here is your sudden intolerance for someone who might've lied once. We're not even sure he's lying at all yet. But you're challenging another poster to call out what might not even be a lie. Because you hate people who don't tell the truth, especially this nuisance of a lawyer representing a porn star. You've honed in on this particular lie with laser focus. Somehow, though, you're seemingly unconcerned about the other lie that came within minutes of that lie, where Trump admitted that Michael Cohen represents him "a little bit" on the "Crazy Stormy Daniels thing" after he already said that he knew nothing about Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen. But let's not get distracted by that. Let's get to the bottom of that other lie. Because lying is unconscionable to you.

So I'm just seeing this photo of Ahmad Rashad's wedding & you have gotta wonder about your choices in life when your groomsmen are OJ and Cosby)

Raising the collective blood pressure of the alt left to a, hopefully, terminal level.

Nobody is as corrupt as the modern Republicans. No Republican administration has ever been as corrupt as the present one. This constant both-sides-ism is complete bullshit.

I’ll take that bet.

Fuck off with that judgy bullshit. This thread is therapy for men that clearly don't need marriage counseling.

My bold prediction: Rosen ends up the best of these QB's.

not sure how the broncos screwed the pooch with the best pass rusher in the NCAA to pair up with von miller

*seen agreed not a constructive comment at all

Carring-ton-o-money

he is capable of brevity, ladies and gents! he didn't even ask any questions? THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTER

Maybe even Jacksonville.

I thought we all agreed to replace that gif with the Springer Dinger.

Actually, you are wrong again dipshit. Cow refers to the female of the bovine species.

Clearly it is the dancing.

they're like a bunch of cockroaches. It’s not what they eat and tote off, it’s what they fall into and mess up that hurts.

Everybody's been so worried about US vs THEM that a lot of people haven't stopped to realize that both parties are corrupt to high heaven and largely full of complete pieces of shit who drown out the voices of the few remaining decent humans in Washington.

My summer wish list... Yelling 6 times at every Scum fan I see

zeke is going to run for 120/game again in 2018 and dak will play much better for it, as will the defense. we are set to make a run at the title, the cake is baked, anything we get in the draft is icing.

I always wondered/feared what would happen if aggy took over the White House. I’m actually surprised that aggy has not yet conferred trump with an honorary degree, given that he perfectly encapsulates all of their values. Ignorance, authoritarianism, hatred of free press, speech and thought, outright hypocrisy, live off the government tit while proclaiming hatred for the government, refusal to take responsibility for your actions, systematic negligence, racism, oppression of minority viewpoints and minorities themselves, fake religion, hypocrisy, and an ultimate demand of conformity while living a life of outright failure and never actually winning anything while the sheep applaud your supposed greatness. Yep, trump is the aggy.

pruitt is my archenemy. i despise him more than trump. he is the worst of the cabinet and it's a shitshow of a cabinet. he is day by day ruining this country, making america worse again. he is doing serious damage to the environment and our public lands.

Let's make a list of arguments that aggy does NOT want to get into with us "silly" 'sips... 1 - National reputation of our universities 2 - National perception of our students 3 - Reputation of our alumni 4 - Accomplishments of our alumni 5 - Accomplishments of our athletic programs I could go on for a while here. Congrats to you and the aggy cult for treating the Bush family with kindness and dignity. Hope you didn't break your arm patting yourself on the back for, you know, being human. Back to my lack of a life...

I've already said to skip it, but did the groom go to UT? If so, this is an obvious power move by the bride to be. By setting the time and date of the wedding to conflict directly with Texas/OU she's telling him "your days of scheduling around Texas Football are over." He's voluntarily entering into a world of matrimonial servitude. You need to save him. Take him to Baby Dolls the night before the wedding and find the girl who looks to have the most past-due bills to pay. Save this man.

A shit stain on the universe. Hypocrites. Liars. Helped create the instability in the Big 12, and then tried to pin the blame on someone else while they ran off to a paycheck and irrelevancy. Stabbed their historic partners in the back and acts like they were forced into it. Did nothing to help stabilize the Big 12 prior to leaving. Their fans, and really the entire culture of the state, sans for some fun parts of Omaha and Lincoln, are stuck in 1995. They think they're a blue blood and a true nationally relevant program. They worship Tom Osborne. They still wear fanny packs and t-shirts from Wal Mart. They think Runza is really fucking good. They play Keno. Attending a game at Memorial Stadium is like walking into a church service of a different religion and being completely befuddled as to what's going on. They suck at tailgating. They like to refer to themselves as the "Greatest Fans in College Football". Lots of people will thank you for coming to Lincoln, but only when they win. They act nice, but it's so obviously disingenuous. They think they really are the best people that watch this game. I've enjoyed watching them become completely irrelevant in the cum dumpster that is the Big 10 West. Iowa is the only road trip within 6 hours of Lincoln. They have no history with anyone in the Big 10, and they rarely play Michigan, Ohio State, or Pedo. But they have that check and they told Texas to fuck off, or something like that. Fuck Nebraska.

Your buddy is - and this is a technical legal term - a complete fucking idiot.

He ain't afraid of no ghost!

So not backpacking, but the wife enjoyed our UT/AZ/CO trip so much last year she just suggested a tour of Oregon first week of October for this year. Don’t have the time to drive my truck out there, but we can rent a 4x4 Tundra with a slide in camper for crazy cheap. Hopefully booking this week. Gonna fly into Portland, drive down the coast to Redwood NP, then back up to Crater NP and up to Mt Hood and Columbia River Gorge.

That's the best one IMHO. This one is better than the original Kris Bryant one because he was recognized - nobody recognized Goff. Edited to add the Maddux prank: