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Pussy Alabama republicans who split the baby and wrote in an alternate name instead of taking a real stand and voting for - GASP - a democrat are not the reason Doug Jones won. People like me who finally said "ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH!" won that election for Doug Jones.

A good friend set me up with a (now married so no pics) fox. Maybe irritable bowel, Crohn's, but when she spasmed in orgasm, yellow shit water came out her ass and stunk to high heaven. There's the drawback. How do you tell your bud she's a stink squirter?

This comes from a coaching website. Thought you all would find this interesting. It is a 3 part series. I'll update as it comes in. There is a buttload of info. Maybe our TE's situation hurts more than we knew...

We elected the comments section of a news website as our president.

He's clearly delivering fire.

Some of you guys know way too much about this shit.

Look the reality is, we live in a world where the administration can lie 9 times a day, and it doesn't matter. But if a media outlet gets ONE ELEMENT of a story wrong (and they fucking got this one wrong), then that proves that they "are fake news and can't be trusted." It's beyond a double-standard, but there we are. I expect both the administration and the media to be truthful and honest. AND, on the occasion when it's shown that they weren't - whether on purpose or by mistake - I expect them both to immediately come clean. Only one of those does that. I wish NBC hadn't fucked up. But when they determined the correct information, they clearly and openly corrected their earlier story. I'm still waiting on this administration to correct/apologize for any one of its THOUSANDS of lies. But I live in a world where, between the two, NBC is the bad guy. SMDH.

The Speaker of the House should goddamn well have a position on the executive branch refusing to comply with a court order.

told him not to play my mixtape...

It appears you've failed the second one, too.

You must be confused. The "slut's asshole" thread is the 2022 thread. Not this one.

With courageous patriots like you and your GOP pals standing in the breach, I don't see why any of us should lose a minute of sleep worrying. What you don't see is that the GOP is cementing its image for tens of millions of people as "the party of treason." And I'm not just referring to hippie libruls -- I'm talking about folks I know who have been lifelong Republican voters. The GOP is NOT just being neutral -- they are both actively and tacitly engaged in and support an effort to derail and discredit the Mueller investigation. And you see it. But you're just fine with evil, so long as your tax bill goes down a few percentage points and some judges who will keep the uppity types in their place get appointed.

First, fuck you. Second: NaNa Osafo-Mensah Tyler Johnson Makiya Tongue Marcus Banks Derek Stingley, Jr. Brayden Liebrock Bryce Young ('20) Dwight McGlothern ('20) All of the '19s are official visitors.

Sup guys, long-time listener, first-time caller. All your moms are sluts, and you are all dumb as hell. Am I doing this right? SIAP, but is there a visitor list for this weekend floating around somewhere?

Women can orgasm?

Swing and a miss on the thread title so I'll take a shot. Du'Vonta Lampkin: Donde esta la oficina de desempleo?

I look forward to all of them being voted the fuck out of office.

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I think what will frustrate me long after Trump is gone is how this country was duped by this collection of bumbling idiots. If we are going to elect a scheming criminal, I at least want him and his team to be good at it.

My wife and I discussed and agreed that she would do most of the laundry, etc if she quit work to stay home with the kids. Eight years later, she has not gotten a job and guess who washes his own shit most of the time. Good luck with your agreement.

Just because we have a donkey for a president doesn't mean that every institution should start braying like a jackass. Tap the brakes and get it right. If anything, truth is at an even higher premium because of these degenerates.

The trick is they aren't going to a traditional church. They attend some megagetrichquick or "cowboy" church that twists the bible into saying things they want to hear like "Obama, the great (black) liberal Satan that is coming for your guns" or something, something, something Hillary. Because everybody knows Jesus hated Hillary and poor (black) people. Why Christ hisself would have built a wall 1000 ft high to keep the Mexicants out. Things along those lines. Good people.

Maple or glazed?

oh Tony don't

Classic blunders 1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia 2. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line 3. Never fuck a readhead with a pillow over your head

Correct response: Why don't you get yourself a nice girl? I get a nice one almost every night, Ma. Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you can settle down. I settle down almost every night, but then in the morning, I'm free.

No, he’s right. The concept that football is some complex endeavor on par with cancer research or space travel can go fuck itself and anyone espousing that premise can do so as well. I appreciated the write-up, but Warehime doesn’t get any benefit of a doubt. He’s done nothing to merit it. Same is true for Mehringer and Beck. These are career do-nothings or underperformers. They’re bad offensive hires on a bad offensive staff. Don’t fucking mix up their incompetence with Herman’s offensive complexities. Thanks.

Oh. A football coach knows football? Why did we ever fire Strong? I mean, he was a coach. And he therefore knew football. There was so much going on in the background and yet we let him go. How do any coaches get fired? Someone solve this riddle for me. Warehime was demoted, and is lucky that programs were allowed an extra assistant. Beck, who has a history before UT, was demoted. Seems like that guy who’s really privy to the behind the scenes machinations of the offense and program, and who has an impressive record of being a offensive mind found their work to be substandard. But Im just a lay fan incapable of drawing such conclusions. I need someone who also doesn’t understand the deeper workings of the game and who has trouble connecting the dots to tell me that I just can’t possibly understand the unknowable mysteries of being a football coach.

The House Intelligence Committee report wasn't just talking. That's doing. It's actual political cover, which is why Trump has repeatedly pointed to it. McConnell refusing to protect Mueller isn't just talking. It's doing. It's blocking actual legislation and puts the invesitgation in jeopardy. Nunes and other Republican chairmen and leaders sharing Intel on the investigation with the WH isn't just talking. It's doing. It's helping the WH avoid pitfalls that could bring Trump down if he were caught unawares. The list goes on and on. All you want to talk about is why it's ok the GOP hasn't filed articles of impeachment. Which is, not coincidentally, what nobody here is talking about.

That line of reasoning is the most insane fucking thing out there, and I see it over and over again. By your reasoning, we should not have been upset by or taken any action in response to 9/11. Because -- and this is an undeniable fact -- we have killed thousands of civilians in the middle east. So we have no cause or right to hold anyone over there accountable when they do the same to us. Right? Jesus fucking Christ, you morons are siding with our enemies all so "your team" can grab momentary political power. If AQ had blown up the offices of the DNC instead on 9/11, killling 3,000 Democrat leaders, you'd be here telling us "hey, we kill middle eastern civilians as well."

No kidding. The lengths Good Germans will go to keep willfully blind gives real insight into the dark side of human nature.

Brian did not watch his buddies die face down in the muck so these fucking coyotes can go terrorizing the neighborhood.

Dead dogs? Stupid sip we do it over sleeping people now.

Take the pussy where you can get it.

Wrong. You shake a bitch. You slap a ho

This has been going on before the advent of the internet... aggy: All teh gays go to tu Voice of reason: There are are gay and lesbian students at A&M. They let them have clubs and everything. It's in your yearbook aggy: That's what I expected you to say, dumb gay sip But by all means keep fucking that chicken, "Buster"

Trump is an insecure little snowflake over somebody paying off a porn star for him Hillary was staring Foster in the eyes when she put the gun in his mouth.

Brian’s existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you saves lives. You don’t want the truth. Because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want him on that wall. You need him on that wall. He uses words like coyote risk matrix...he usss these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use ‘em as a punchline.

LOL, he has his lawyer carefully craft out this statement and still misspells "role."

"Hello? This is Chairman Nunes."

Solution is easy. Keep the pool service, housekeeper, cook, and nanny. Get rid of the wife.

I've submitted a ticket which they haven't responded to and posted on their help board, which they asked about the ticket rather than helping. I fucking hate them

Nobel Piece Prize

Part 3 - perimeter run skills

Twenty five to life for killing her.