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I'll give you 50 today and 50 tomorrow if you wish. 1. Left Tackle 2. Beer prices 3. Opposing fans being louder than home crowd 4. End zone color 5. Center 6. Dylan Haines 7. Fans who wear clothing not burnt orange or white 8. Weatherman 9. Beer selection 10. Turf instead of natural grass 11. Right tackle 12. Advertisements 13. Weatherman 14. Old alumni who take all the good seats and don’t get loud 15. Jet Pack guy 16. Tight End 17. Late arriving students 18. Whatever student ticketing system they had last year 19. Making students pay for tickets altogether 20. Dylan Haines 21. Godzillatron playing music instead of the band 22. Giving the visiting fans good seats 23. Charlie Strong Special Teams 24. Left Guard 25. Tim Beck 26. Advertisements 27. Fan turnout at 11am games 28. Right Guard 29. Drew Mehringer 30. Fans not knowing how to do The Eyes correctly 31. Ticket prices 32. Parking 33. The Longhorn logo below the collar is unnecessary 34. Wifi 35. Traffic 36. Everything being sponsored 37. Tim Beck 38. Jersey colors are not correct 39. Manny Diaz’s defense that one year 40. That dumb beep beep truck backing up sound they play when there’s a flag on other team 41. Pizza Hut Pizza delivery thing 42. Band placement 43. Shawn Watson 44. Fans who treat the game like a social event 45. Seating arrangement of students 46. Garrett Gilbert 47. Concessions (do these still suck? Idk) 48. Weatherman again because it’s that bad 49. Dylan Haines 50. The overall product on the field since 2010

Of course you are. You never change. That's your monotonous mad-as-hell nature. Decades into post-Reagan Revolution America, your party controls the presidency, the House, the Senate, majority of state legislatures, and due to the fact your party ignored the Constitution you claim to revere when it comes to guns, has appointed the majority of Supreme Court justices. Yet Occam's Razor be damned, someone else is responsible for sabotaging your life and this country, in this case, stealth lib Mueller. Don't change, I know you won't.

I doubt that...

I hope they have time for a golf game. The two of them trying to out cheat each other would be amusing.

Girl you look good won’t you back that ash up

While I know it's fun to blame Mehringer this one is a lot more about Higgins not enjoying Tom Herman's brand of honesty. Some guys respond well and some do not. Matters became worse because he expected/wanted a lot more attention after the Wilson commitment and is not happy with where he is in the pecking order.

Surlyhorns - where none of the posters go to the games but hate on college kids going to EVERY game and easily being the loudest part of the stadium jfc guys

It would be an 18-18 tie.

So Leal made a commitment but is still playing the field. Seem familiar, Jimbo?

Fucking hilarious

umm...

Dat ash, tho

Please go away. There's plenty of room in the jizz jar over on TexAgs.

here’s a tip: listen to the station.

Did you seriously just say Fayetteville is a better option than Tucson? Arizona is better at everything except rah rah football atmosphere and # of Ozark mutants in the stands.

Sumlin working them over and getting paid by them to do it.

You sure you're not a $9.95er?

Playing at my kids arts academy school tomorrow. Taking the partscaster strat with me. Get to play Billie Jean and Twist and Shout. Dragging the Vicky Bassman and a pedalboard along. Kicking in the phaser and envelope filter during BJ because the kids deserve to hear the awesome.

All I see is a brunette coed with a really short white dress on walking down the aisle.

I thought he already got off. That was the problem in the first place.

She’s definitely going to make you urn it.

I can't believe I'm agreeing with Greenspoint, but here we are. The Hellraisers are dumb and dorky, no doubt. But in the numerous games I've attended at DKR this miserable decade, they're barely a blip on my radar compared to: The bloviating weatherman The blaring announcements and piped in music that squashes any attempt to create a true college football atmosphere in the stadium The rows upon rows of empty seats near the 50 after halftime Entire chunks of the student section missing because of the pants-on-head regarded student entrance policy last season Jet pack guy The lack of burnt orange Godzillatron and the barrage of ads that accompany it Most of all, the dogshit product on the field that has added insult to the injury that is the present-day Texas home game. A couple dozen college students who find weird ways to show that they give a shit about the team is pretty low on my list of things that grind my gears when it comes to systematic failures in the DKR experience.

Fill a jar.

Jimbo 2021: Candi in aggyland, the cucking never ends.

he went aggy first and then ou . intelligence level has been exposed .

Well that egg I posted earlier is now sitting in my garage. I was able to get him to come down on price some too which was nice also. The table was made by an authorized dealer and weighs a ton. Time to burn a bunch of food.

lol memes

Looks like I’m going in dry.

Holy fuck. Surly will argue about anything.

CA's doing just fine dude. 5th largest economy in the world. And I'm curious just how this impedes "liberty". Do other building standards impede liberty? Mandatory fire sprinklers? Engineering standards? Or, are you just being your usual dumbshit self, taking pride in being a simpleton?

You didn't get run over by Gabrielle Nestande. That's what you won.

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or alternatively... Jimbo 2021: Aggy in Candiland, the cucking never ends.

We bitch about a lot of stuff on here... some miniscule and some more pressing things... but we are literally ragging on our rowdiest fans. This may be one of the most flabbergasting threads on Surly right now. we always bitch about the students not showing, or blue hairs driving up seating prices, or people not yelling or providing a homefield advantage or whatever... but jesus the HellRaisers are fine. If everyone was like them, we’d have the best home field advantage in all of football

I like ballers that buy in for $100 and bully people at the table that have no effect on their odds. Just the best.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? ..Gang rape

I suppose Mother can at least be thankful he's practicing safe sex.

Wow. What an unbelievably dumb article. Both coaches likely have a minimum of two more years. Starting speculation about hiring away TCU coaches is just lazy journalism/grasping at straws to fill an article quota.

Nope.

It’s called being an adult EJ.

Considering futureman is obviously a teenager, I kind feel bad he lost his mother at such an early age.

Lol at the notion of anything that austingirl, myself, or any other woman posted being "hi-horsey" or "anti-male."

I am kind of surprised that crazy bitch doesn’t have Candi stashed in a deep hole, yelling at her to put the lotion in the fucking basket.

This is such a great savings that the government is mandating that people do it!