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I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks.

If they don’t want the other team to celebrate a home run then they should tell their pitchers to throw better pitches. Why do all these bitch asses think horns up is disrespectful, but horns down aren’t. Fuck every bitch ass loser motherfucker that isn’t a longhorn.

If you think the unprecedented corruption of the Trump administration says anything about the corruption of other administrations regardless of party then you're the one deserving of pity. And a healthy dose of ridicule. In my lifetime other candidates released their tax forms and divested themselves of personal holdings to avoid even the appearance of impropriety. Dick Cheney didn't want to sell off his Haliburton stock before taking office and handing his cronies big no-bid contracts in Iraq. But he did. Trump's shameless use of the office for self-enrichment is unique in all of history. Yes, politics takes money and all politicians have to spend a lot of time and effort raising money to finance their campaigns. What Trump is doing isn't an example of that. At all.

Are you not entertained? !!! See ya @ the Disch! 2:30....

He reminds me of me... Except he's rich, generous, and giving. Other than that, you couldn't tell us apart. God bless the man.

Bullshit. Nobody knew but the kids doing the bullying or watching it but not doing anything to stop it. Not the teachers who don't see you getting tripped or punched in the hallway. Not the coach who ignores the "rough-housing" in the locker room after PE. Not my parents who I didn't want to admit my weakness to. To all of them - there was no problem. I still got good grades. I enjoyed my home life and my one good friend (who actually bullied my a little when we were about 8 but stopped). I actually thought about taking a knife to school so that I could stab the next kid who thought they could corner me and punch me where nobody could see. But I didn't. But I wanted to. Nobody knew. And I felt nobody cared. The hardest thing for some kids to realize is that it's temporary. Because they are forced to go to school and forced to be around their bullies and forced to be in situations that lead to pain - they can't see that there is light at the end of the tunnel. They can't see that being smart, or dumb, or small, or gay, or "different" - it won't matter to most people after high school. I didn't. That's why I was happy to leave at 16 even though all my Grandparents, Aunts & Uncles, and lots of cousins would be left behind. I was ready to be me and not the image of me that everyone had formed over the years. I dont want to keep dwelling on this subject, but don't think being in the same class for 10 years means you'll "know" that person. Only real friends and family will be close enough to notice if the signs are there. How many people have you worked with for years that you don't really know that well?

I'm a visitor here as well, but I would think your tiny brain could come up with some worthwhile discussion without being a total, flaming jackass.

Also your school, for all of the bluster, has won all of one legit national title in football and that was when John Sharp’s wife was learning to suck dick in a stagecoach. Fuck you you fucking fuck

I love pho, ramen, basically any type of Asian noodle soup. I went through a pho phase a while back and worked on my broth recipe until it was perfect and I could freeze a bunch for pho whenever I got a hankering for it. Once the broth is done it's just a matter if pulling together the toppings and voila, you have a tasty bowl of comfort food I prefer over chicken noodle soup any day. I visited Momofuku Noodle Bar years ago (in NYC), and got the cookbook last Christmas. It wasn't until now that I thought I'd tackle making my own ramen the David Chang way. (Except the noodles. I may be a glutton for punishment when it comes to cooking complex shit, but I do not have it in me to make my own noodles at this point.) So, this afternoon, I went to the new HMart in NW Austin, stocked up on everything I needed and began working on the broth around 2 pm. First, put two sheets of dried kombu into a stockpot filled with 6 quarts of water. When it comes to a boil, turn off the heat and let the kombu steep for 15 minutes. Remove the kombu and add 2 cups dried shiitakes. Bring it back to a boil, then simmer gently for 30 minutes. Remove and reserve for another use. I sliced up the kombu to add to salads and am going to pickle the shiitakes. I did not think to start taking pics until after this point, so here are the shiitakes and kombu after doing their thing in the broth. Next up, I cut the backbone out of a chicken and cut the rest of it into 6 pieces (left in the wings for my purposes). Saved the backbone to make tare' with later. Added the chicken and let it simmer about an hour. When the chicken was falling off the bone, I removed it and set on a carving board to rest till I could pick the meat off the bones. The chicken bones went to hang out with their brethren, the uncooked backbone, and wait for the tare' to get started. As the chicken was simmering, I heated the oven to 400 and loaded up a baking sheet with 5 lbs meaty pork bones - I did a mix of neck and back bones. Roasted those suckers for an hour, till they were a lovely brown. Roasted bones went in next, along with 1 lb bacon. Bacon simmered for about 45 minutes, and I left everything else to simmere for ~6 hours, maybe? About an hour till the end, I added a bunch of green onions, chopped carrot, and two onions, halved but not peeled (onion skins give the broth a great color). I'll pull it off heat in about 30 minutes, strain, and season with tare (like japanese bbq sauce; a mix of mirin, sake, soy sauce, all cooked with roasted chicken bones.) Tomorrow I'll work on the pork belly and pork shoulder for toppings, while the broth waits in the fridge. Will post more pics then.

Texas has won the outright Big 12 Championship

Don't care won the Big XII in baseball

The man will do anything to get a Nobel. Obama got one so he wants one. If I’m Kim, I’m asking for a night with Melanie.

Fox News: Trump has an adorable new nickname for first lady!!!

JJ Watt isn't out there trying to join the Eagles

He saved 15% by switching to Geico.

Are you not entertained ? !!!

Tom, I think trump hates Bezos because Bezos needs nothing from Trump. Trump humors bootlickers and admires dictators.

Cynicism always feels intellectually sound, and the absence of cynicism often seems like naivety to the cynical. There are times, though, when cynicism is the intellectually weak position. If you don't understand how glaringly obvious that Trump is driving us straight into banana republic territory (and, in fact, we'd have to already *be* a banana republic for your assertion to hold), then it is I that pity you.

What the Trump broad daylight corruption clearly shows is both sides.

There is no fucking truth to it... if so, please show your work. The Clinton Foundation was an ACTUAL CHARITY THAT DID SHIT. You know like help solve the AIDS epidemic in Africa.

Outside all day and wanted something cool and clean. Made a tuna steak salad with: forbidden rice, arugula, scallions, jalapeno, avocado, sesame crusted tuna steak, and a dressing of lime, garlic, soy sauce, honey, olive oil.

25 years of character assassination and she still had 3 million more votes.

Augie — 🤘

Fuck all these fucky motherfuckers.

Roll over. Sit. Now bark! ROR!!!

http://abc13.com/sports/jj-watt-to-pay-for-funerals-of-the-10-santa-fe-hs-victims/3494008/?sf189875949=1

I'm surprised this isn't getting more attention. A sitting president has a grudge against somebody so he is actively using the power of the presidency to hurt that person's private business. I know this gets thrown around a lot, but this is what dictators do. And let's get to the real reason Trump hates Bezos. I mean, yeah, Bezos owns the Post and it's a media outlet that's very critical of Trump. But if we get to the crux of it, Bezos is an actual successful person and a self made man who became the richest man in America. Bezos makes Trump look like a pauper, and he didn't have his daddy and the government and foreign banks bailing him out when everything he touched turned to shit. Bezos doesn't have to grift to be rich, and that pisses the president off bigly.

I mean...you could fuck a man too. It's a free country.

Not marriage material.

I find a good sense of humor very attractive in a woman, and because of that, I would not.

I never get tired of laughing at this

If he could go back in time, he would be the third roommate.

Couldn’t part the sea... he was in over his head in the Red River! Did seem lost for years though

if they were upset about clemens rounding the bases throwing the hook'em, after a walk off HR, then they are bigger bitches than I thought were already. mang, fuck those cock-a-roaches.

Did you leave after the first inning?

it was my wedding day. I also barely won, so this his close to home. It was also my wedding day for my first wedding. I lost and I am also fat so this hits close to home.

"Once Banks' mother went quiet on the phones out of nowhere it was time to look elsewhere." Nothing $$$trange about that at all.

The question seeks to draw some line between true believers and cowardly, complicit enablers. In any sane moral calculus, there is no difference. To a jew heading to the gas chamber, his fate was equally cast by the Nazi overseer marching him to his doom as it was by the local building contractor who laid the railroad spur to deliver him, built the structure for the "showers," and then looked the other way when the Nazis started to do their dirty work. Choosing to enable or support a deranged shitbag narcissist because hey, I get something out of it: I get to keep my cushy seat in Congress, I get a few judges I like, I get some sweet payments on my construction contract....well, that's a shitty and inexcusable choice. It doesn't much matter if you're the one pulling the trigger, or if you're just happily handing magazines to the deranged gunman -- in either role, you're making sure we get our asses shot. Oh, and just saw this -- also a solid description: Sure, there are differences between true believers and enablers, but to the rest of the world, those differences don't make a shit. Both of those groups have to exist in order to inflict the shitbaggery that is Trump on the world, and both are doing so willingly.

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Whenever we play them again, I wish the big cigars would allow the game at Rice to actually be played it in rice stadium. Playing the game at Reliant doesn’t feel like college football at all. Doing it at Rice Stadium means more people can attend, cheaper tickets, on campus atmosphere, and some awesome tailgating either in the parking lot or at the bars in the adjacent Rice Village