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Barack Obama was a middling Head of Government and Outstanding Head of State. Donald Trump is a bad Head of Government, and a disgraceful Head of State.

It's like you guys haven't been on the internet with Aggy before. This is just like when bizzle was all "rational" Ag or whatnot and then the first tiny sign that "the worm had turned" or that the "pendulum had violently swung" in the Aggy favor his true nature pops out and everyone asks "why bizzle is being a twat waffle". He's always a fucking twat waffle. This fuckstick works with Taylor Fucking Hamm, so all the self-deprecating humor in the world won't change the fact that he's not just part of the stupid ass cult mindset, he's cohorts with one of the worst offenders of the cultish bunch. bookmark this post for when Handler shows his ass like a goddamn Fish Camp loving douche knuckle the next time Aggy gets a verbal from a big time recruit or they win a marginal game under the hobbit and it shows that "the sleeping giant is awake".

I'm going to run down the Steve Rinella talking points here: Point 1: Hunting and Fishing license/tag sales basically fund state fish and wildlife agencies (which manage conservation efforts). Folks who drive through Yellowstone for a day or two and then rail against hunting don't help. Hunters that are buying tags that cost between ~$1000 and over $100,000 (governor's sheep tags), buy fishing licenses, and pay additional taxes on firearms and fishing gear fund the agencies that actually conserve wildlife. Hunting participation numbers are going down nationwide. The money has to come from somewhere. Running down hunters is basically cutting off your nose to spite your face if you like being able to see wild places with lots of animals for free. Point 2: If humans live somewhere, we alter the environment. We build roads, houses, farms, yards, schools, towns, dams, bridges, etc. and drive vehicles all over the place. Additionally, we want our kids, pets, and stuff to be safe so we build a lot of fences. All of that alters the ecosystem. Grizzlies used to exist in much higher numbers across the US because the environment would support them (one factor is that we essentially eliminated buffalo, which, IIRC, frozen buffalo carcasses were a significant early spring food source). If we alter the ecosystem (by existing in it), the mature thing to do is to manage it from there on out. That's what state game and fish agencies do, and they are pretty good at it. Point 3: Specifically regarding species management, some species "regulate" their population numbers better than others. If we don't help manage population numbers, they tend to expand quickly when conditions are good, and then crash catastrophically a few seasons later when they have over-utilized food sources and conditions are bad. Right now hunters pay for the opportunity to help manage those numbers. If we stop hunting, we will have to pay game agency employees to kill animals. Point 4: Wolves and Grizzlies get all the "love" from anti-hunters, but they really aren't in a compromised population situation, there are populations that are facing much bigger challenges that the anti's don't give a shit about. Sheep, Woodland Caribou, Sage Grouse, etc. There are about a dozen caribou left in the lower 48. "Biologists who work with the Kalispel and Kootenai Native American tribes are concerned that the caribou will disappear before they can act, and urge more aggressive support from the public and agencies. “Wolves and grizzly bears suck up a lot of the money,” said Bart George, a biologist with the Kalispel tribe. “Where is the support for this charismatic species?”"

I'm going to give her the benefit of a doubt. This case may not be as simple as black and white.

Dear Texags, I have read your website for many years and didn't think that I would ever have occasion to write. All of that changed today, when I met Coach Brew. I was using the bathroom at the MSC when the Brewmeister's glorious manhood suddenly emerged from the glory hole on my right hand side. I was extremely cheese towards him but could not help myself. I told him we were best friends and he didn't know it yet. So the rest of our glory hole session, he called me "Buddy." He didn't have to recruit me, I've been sucking dick in that glory hole in the MSC for years. I can tell you by his long slender cock, that he's good at glory holing. I finished him off and swallowed hard. Long story short, he and I are tight and the Station was completely lit that day! He said that he had been by Weatherford to visit some other glory holes. All he would say is, "There's a kid there who can suck some dick a little bit, he's working hard to get offers and he will get some." He also mentioned some glory holes in Houston he used to visit. Then he took pics of me sucking his dick and sent them to Terry Price. Love and glory holes, Aggiekyle

"Tell me Johnny, and be honest: which historical college football powerhouse owns your ass?"

Can I interest you in a Fjord F-250?

Lots of hot topics and heated debates this week so here’s one thing that will hopefully brighten your day

Oh, and she has come up with a super intuitive storage place for sunscreen and bug repellent:

99 days until kickoff #99 Tommy Jeter (What a great defense- current Yoakum HC Bo Robinson and Lance Gunn also shown)

I don't see how anyone could think that ICE is bad. It is an American institution like the FBI or the Marshals. It's definitely not a reactionary organization formed after 9/11 that serves no legitimate purpose as an independent agency and it definitely shouldn't be abolished.

I’m going to jump out on a limb. There isn’t a single major “cause” for the untenable frequency/magnitude of mass shootings. There isn’t one single major “cause” for the untenable rate of firearm-related violence in the US. I’m going to go a little further on that limb. There isn’t one single “solution” to either of these problems. However, anyone who isn’t willing to accept that the unfettered and underregulated supply of firearms in our population as one of the major reasons for our problems, please help me understand with a supportted rational.

Here's grizzly historic and current ranges: Here's bison range as of 1896: Notice any overlap? If we cut every fence and highway from Saskatchewan to the Rio Grande, burned down the buildings and got out of the way, in 100-200 years bison and grizzlies would probably again inhabit their native range. What we've done to the bison equals or exceeds what we've done to grizzlies. Why don't the bison get any love from the anti's? Sad fact: we colonized the "Serengeti" of the western hemisphere and fucked it up bad. We paved paradise and put a parking lot (to a certain degree). Luckily, hunters and anglers are willing to pay big, big money to try and reverse some of this via both tag purchases and DU, RMEF, etc. donations, which are used buy up a lot of land and put it in trust for conservation and re-population. We have more white-tailed deer than ever. Turkeys are in a great spot population wise. We have Elk in the Appalachians for the first time in over a hundred years. Hunters probably do more to affect positive wildlife environments than any other group, and they get shit on by a big portion of the public that enjoy the benefits as "free riders".

https://247sports.com/Player/Tyler-Johnson-88286 What a day! Hook 'em!

https://247sports.com/Player/Hudson-Card-46048769 Oh lord we took a Lake Travis QB. Hook 'em! View full article

Michael Jackson did it.

Yeah, pretty sure "Obama made us elect Trump!!!" ain't gonna hold up in history books.

Whatever she identifies as has nothing to do with not reporting income to welfare services.

Keaton Parks, the son of a good friend of mine, just got called up to the USMNT. He currently plays professionally for Benfica. https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2018/05/25/16/23/20180525-feat-mnt-keaton-parks-from-texas-to-benfica-b-to-usmnt

Rivals.com National Recruiting Director Mike Farrell has sucked more Stoops cock than all of the Stoops combined.

I'm stealing this comparison from somewhere else online but can't for the life of me remember where I first saw it, but our problem with gun violence is similar to the 1854 Broad Street cholera outbreak. At the time, we didn't know how cholera was transmitted, but a physician investigated an outbreak in London and based on his investigation he hypothesized that it was being transmitted through contaminated water, with a focus of infection at a specific public water pump. He convinced the authorities to disable the pump, and the outbreak ended. He didn't cure cholera, but he didn't need to to stop the outbreak. The ease of access to guns, and the ease with which people can use guns to commit horrific acts, are similar focuses of infection. As this epidemic spreads, it's only going to become clearer that mass shooters are frequently what we consider to be "normal" people, not mentally deranged maniacs with an unquenchable blood lust. Pretty much everyone has dark thoughts sometimes, and guns make it much easier to act on them than most alternatives do. It's easy to say that anyone who wants to do something like a mass shooting will find an alternative if guns are not available, but that isn't true. Guns are unique in the ease with which they enable someone to flip from a "normal" person to a killer. Taking guns away from everyone would stop this outbreak. It wouldn't end all violence, just as disabling the water pump didn't cure cholera, but it would stop the outbreak. That's not really politically possible and it's not something I would support, but anyone who thinks that the widespread availability of guns has nothing to do with the epidemic is simply wrong.

Am I still on Surly?????

Until they're born.

Not Tuscany. There are no places for rent.

How cool would it be if Lee Greenwood has performed that fucking song so many times, that something snapped in his brain and he can only speak using that song’s lyrics?

Agreed. Let me know if you find one.

Hi Surly. I found your site because I am a fan of American football and I noticed the section here on the politics so I signed to ask question. Sorry my English is bad but why did America want to look like a fool to rest of world? Here in the Netherlands you are thought to be little spoiled child who is fat and lazy and too stupid to handle business like men so you get fat and lazy and stupid president because he is like you. I have never been to America but why has it gotten so bad? Is there a lot of stupid people everywhere now?

The GOP has found the winning combination for its goals. Enact policy for the wealthy, and get non-wealthy whites to support them by blaming minorities for the ills of society. It's a tried and true classic. They've been edging that way for years, but it took abandoning all sense of shame to have the kind of success they now enjoy.

Name calling is more of a response than you deserve, honestly. The biggest mistake Democrats make is attempting to engage people like you. Your opinion is worthless, as you have no qualms forming one based on lies. You have no desire for the truth, as your talking points have already been formed for you. You have a lazy mind who regurgitates bullshit spewed by distrustful sources, and you and those like you are ruining our country. The only prudent path forward is to humiliate and marginalize you and those like you for the rest of your meaningless existences in hopes that you one day just go away. That is obviously unlikely, being that people without consciences are incapable of feeling humiliation. Therefore, just take solace in the fact that you will one day make this world a better place by leaving it.

Look, I'm not going to waste my time delving into unhinged editorial "news." "Lefties." Ha. I was a founding member of my law school's Federalist Society and a longtime conservative. What now qualifies as "conservative" is so far afield from the principles I've held all my life that I'd be ashamed to be labeled as one today. So I guess I'm a Leftie.

...white.

There was a big study by some UK university on what causes pedophilia. They analyzed pedophiles in UK prisons to try and determine what, if anything, was a common factor or condition that could explain why all of the men became pedophiles. The conclusion they reached was that there was only one cause: sexy kids.

It's time the "experts" admit the reason why the Warriors are struggling running their offense is the Houston defense is forcing them out of it. With the switching, in your face swager, and the bumps off the cuts, Houston has broken their will to run it. Klay, Curry, and Durant don't like getting hit and the Rockets are hitting them every time they move. They are getting beat up by Ariza, Tucker, Paul, even Harden and Gordon are letting the Warriors players know they are there coming off those screens and cuts. It's also time to put to bed the myth that Golden State gave away games in this series by getting lazy because the competition in their eyes was lacking. If you are in the Western Conference finals, and you are being lazy, then you are a fucking mentally weak team.

You're getting it. Trump is just the giant tumor bursting to the surface so we can no longer deny the terminal cancer within. The tumor sucks, but the cancer as a whole is what will kill us.

This aggie is even smarter than the others. He has not only figured out how to monetize aggie delusion, he is also figuring out how to monetize Texas fans fascination with aggie delusion. Tip-O-the-Cap, to you, sir.

So to be clear, Rapists, domestic abusers, gang bangers, drug dealers. . . “Whatever, Go team go!” Political opinion unpopular with old white guys tied to fake patriotism . . . “Buncha thugs, not gonna watch ever again!!!” This is America.

Today is the day we get this bitch back on track. Let the committing begin!

Don’t be ridiculous. I drive a Porsche.

Good thread. I've been off the booze since Feb 3. My drinking led me to an incident that scared the absolute shit out of me. I realized that the drinking has either caused or made me unable to deal with a lot of problems in my life and I'd like to give it up for good. I recently started going to AA and it's been a positive experience. I haven't done the getting a chip bit because I've smoked pot since then and I don't feel like it would be an honest thing to do. Anyway, the part about keeping it simple and taking it a day at a time really resonates with me. I play a lot of golf and it applies there too. And ever since I've been dry I've been a lot better at controlling myself on the course. Mistakes are made but the biggest regret you can have is not doing every single thing in your power to make sure that the next shot is a good one. I've also noticed that the amount of alcohol consumed by some of my golf buddies is pretty crazy. I was the same way. I don't say anything though, I just want myself dry and if they have any questions I at least have some resources for them.

I’m rooting for the bears to viciously kill some hunters.

When eighteen wheelers take fucking forever to pass other eighteen wheelers.

I'm going to enjoy aggy never winning a title each and every year until I die. It brings me joy. What a shitty dumbass group of human beings. I enjoy their pain. Fuck aggy. Always.

I once got a tip like that -- a note that said "your tip is the good news that Jesus Christ is your lord and savior who died for you!" I ran out in the parking lot hollering "JESUS DOESN'T PAY MY FUCKING RENT!"....but they were already driving off.