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BREAKING NEWS - "President Trump has removed his pants and defecated on the G7 conference table" Tahoe: "So what, I take shits all the time, everybody poops, it's part of being human, you liberals will make a big deal out of anything"

With DDA!!!

Did Macron go with a knuckle roll? Shit, Donald may end up giving him Louisiana back.

Are you kidding, you fucking donut-slinging water-carrying Trump-blowing troll? Give me a fucking break and get off this fucking website.

I am so pumped for this weekend. Flying in from FL with my son to take him to his first Longhorn baseball game. Kicker is he is wearing my Cliff Gustafson Longhorn Baseball Camp shirt I got when I was 8. Special day. Go horns!

Rough weekend for family emergencies and car problems. Thoughts and prayers.

Pathetic attempt at trolling. From your own article, Canada, a nation whose population is less than California, is announcing it is raising its refugee quota to a level that will actually be higher than that of the United fucking States. Why this sudden hard-on to criticize Canada, a country with a population that is only 10 times smaller than ours? Hmm... could it be that our piece of shit "president" is embarrassing himself by pissing off friends and coddling enemies at this very moment in that country? Nice job trying to deflect and distract from what really matters. PhD, I know you're a conservative, but I thought you actually had principles. I didn't realize you were such a partisan prick.

This is what I expected:

Showing up is half of the job. I don’t give a fuck if Trump, his base, or some numbnuts from Bugtussle fucking Alabama think it’s important or want to “show them stupid ferrners a thing or two about ‘Murica” - it’s his fucking job. Anyone who carries water for this asshole has shown themselves to be a bad person and a terrible American.

Lulz Perroni says Evans went to the Houston camp today instead of the aggy picnic.

Gaslighting not going away

IT offseason notes:

you mean the suddenly anti-West, anti-trade, anti-objective-reality, pro-debt, pro-deficit, Pro-Russia GOP home audience, I guess. This is your brand, Tahoe. The silent majority is coming.

Thats better

Where do you get “over 2 years” from? Trump math/Fox News indoctrination . We are at a year and 1 month currently. Speaking of Starr, Whitewater went on for 4 years, so we are at the 1/4 point using that standard. Why does Trump and the Trumpkins have to lie, over and over and over?

I'm almost at my limit with this constant barrage of Trumpian horseshit. It's non-stop. It makes it almost impossible to keep focused. I have anger and outrage fatigue. I have to keep reminding myself - THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS. FUCK HIM. Even if it's exhausting mentally and anxiety inducing - STAY WOKE BITCHES. STAY ANGRY. STAY INFORMED AND GET INVOLVED. VOTE THESE TRAITORIOUS FUCKWANKS OUT ON THEIR AMPLE ASSES.

Alright alright alright mother fuckers, change your dirty ass underwear, wash your sweaty asses tonight and sacrifice that liver. 2 in a row from these fucks. Just like they did to Ole Miss See y’all tomorrow

Wow. They beat out Buffalo, Indiana, and UAB for the 1286th ranked prospect in the country. Very impressive.

Agreed. Know your place kids.

Phrasing.

It really is the golden age of satire. This pitcher is so spectacularly bad that he’s turning every hitter into Babe Ruth. That look says “een every way, I have made zees orange man my leetle beetch.” It’s just fucking sad - watching the #1 country in a group just repeatedly shoot its own dick off. Keep hunting. You won’t find it anywhere. Because diplomacy is a game of strategy. Trump gleefully brags about having none. It is about being able to trust the other side to keep a promise; Trump cannot be trusted at all in that respect. There is no diplomacy happening anywhere around him. None. No more excuses. You’ve hitched your wagon to a pile of shit. Silent my ass. Fuck the Tahoes of this country. I’m dedicating my ass to defeating them, their candidates, and every thing they stand for, burying all of it, shitting all over it, and then never speaking of them or their bullshittery again. You have their brand 100% correct. All of that is justified in their mind because “suck it, libtards!” Fuck em.

Trump knew about the meeting before hand. There is a lot of stuff in the investigation I'm not sure about. That ain't one of them. There is no way a request comes in from Aras and Jr. doesn't inform the elder Donnie John. It would have been shitty protocol with an extremely rich and powerful man who Trump had done business with, and wanted to do business with in the future. It was obvious from the suggestion of sending it to Rhonda, that the intent was that Trump would be involved. No way that it stayed at the lieutenant level. Between when the email came in and when the meeting occurred, Trump referred to it when he promised to hold a press conference the following week in which he would reveal some "very interesting things" about Clinton. Just earlier this week, the Trump camp was caught in a lie about dictating the initial response about the meeting. Yet, for some reason, people are inclined to think that what he, or Jr, says on the matter has some resemblance to what actually occurred.

Jake from Rake Farm.

TTEch guy just said "talk shit" to Nolan. I fucking hate when our pitchers run their mouths

I agree they would have gone back to back if Draymond wasn't an idiot but they didn't and when Bogut got hurt, you could see the impact on their defense as it started to splinter. I mean, they still had 2 games, including one at home, to close out and they couldn't do with Draymond back and actually being the best player on the court for them in the deciding game 7. Now, if you take stock of what the Warriors were expected to do if they didn't sign KD, it was to re-sign Barnes, try to keep Bogut and then work to replace Ezeli (West) and maybe Speights. Bogut was pretty much done after the injury and proceeded to play 26 games the last 2 years. He probably would have a been a non-factor coming back. He was used up. Barnes would have come back and you never know how a guy is going to develop in different circumstances, but based on a enormous increase in USG% (~10%) he's averaged career best in most top line numbers for Dallas. But there hasn't been a big jump in actual effectiveness. His PER went up marginally, as expected with the ball more, but it's still in the 15/16 range, which is league average. His WS/48 went down by 30-35% and his VORP reduced to basically replacement level. His shooting didn't improve, you could argue it got worse. In other words, Barnes stayed pretty much the same player, he simply had more opportunities to handle the ball. I could easily make a case with this increased USG, his inadequacies became more pronounced and he's a worse player but perhaps this will make him a better player going forward (don't hold your breath). Also, Barnes had an interesting ability to get worse in the playoffs. His all around game decreased in the playoffs. His contribution during those 3 games the Warriors had to close out the Cavs in 2016 when they needed him most? 5-32 from the field, 3-15 from 3, 9 rebounds, 7 personal fouls, and 2 assists. In some ways, signing Durant saved the Warriors from themselves and yes the Warriors FO have done a lot of great things but they also have been extremely lucky and been bailed out when they make bad decisions. They offered Barnes an extension early in 2016 to stay with the team. 4 years for 64-68 million were the rumors. If he signs this, no KD to the Warriors but he didn't and bet on himself. In some ways, he won...... Dallas paid him 25 million this year and 8 million is a ton of dough. But he plays for a shitty team, puts up empty stats and hasn't appreciably become a better player. Assuming that Barnes doesn't magically become an All-Star in 2017 for staying with the Warriors and Golden State isn't hiding the Lazarus pit from Andrew Bogut, the Warriors are not the same team. Everyone sees 73 wins and they think it's easily duplicated. It's not. It was pretty much everyone's career year. Steph will never have a regular season as great. He lead the league in WS, WS/48, VORP, TS%, PER, BPM, OPBM. Fucking everything. It was crazy. He'll never have a regular season as good, it was a great player's career year...... by a ton (about 15% better). It was Draymond's career year, certainly offensively. It was Shaun Livingston's career year. Bogut's career year. Klay's 2nd best year.... etc, etc. You get it. Everything came together in a crazy way and they were never going to be that good again. But ignorant people (not you) simply see 73 wins and think it'll continue into infinity, b/c they're dumb. Interestingly enough, when the Bulls won 72, it wasn't Michael's best year. One of them? Yea, but not his best. It was one of Scottie's best year but not definitively such. Same with Rodman. All of that written goes to say, yea the Warriors probably needed KD last year b/c Bogut would have been hurt and Barnes would have probably been the same meek player. Kyrie was still great and the Cavs were better offensively. Certainly they needed him this year. Houston probably beats them in 5 with Barnes and Bogut.

This team is fun to watch, so fucking nice to have Texas baseball back.

Kody minus 20 feet

All in all it's just another hick in the wall

While we're waiting on wagyu updates, here are some his and hers Friday night fillets. Mesquite...

Wtf are you talking about? This isn't some quotidian subcommittee meeting.

Fuck off fuck face

an ESPN dude made a valid point -- the offseason depends first on Kawhi who will be the first domino that will determine where Lebron goes. With all the Lebron hype and since KL isn't officially a FA, this dominant force KL is being overlooked. KL is huge for the NBA future and IMO is just as intriguing as the Lebron movements.

This is just your juvenile way of reacting when someone might disagree with you. Not unexpected, I've seen you do it a lot - including your admission of weakness by using ad hominem. In any event, I don't give a fuck about your reaction. I'm not trolling. This was an article in that troll rag called "USA Today", the #1 read daily in the country. And the article was about Canada's cracking down in illegally entering immigrants. In actuality they're doing what should be done, going to the letter of the law. I'm citing it as a good thing. As for the rest of the clamoring hordes, of course you completely misread the thing or my intent. I don't fucking care. You can shit yourself or you can talk intelligently. Either way, But it IS funny watching some with absolutely no self-control shit themselves. And on your "refugee totals" you'd better do some reading. Your quote on "quota level" is embarrassingly off. The article is talking about refugees. The U.S. accepts over 1 million people per year. Canada about 340,000 (both the U.S. and Canada have quotas, the U.S. about 3X Canada). On the Emma Lazarus poem, do you even know the history behind that? Do you know the history behind U.S. immigration policy especially up to the 1990's? No, you don't. That's a whole 'nother argument. I'm not trolling, I've posted an article that simply made the fucking front page today, saying Canada is hustling to ensure that immigrants shouldn't expect to be able to enter the country, and whose policy is just as restrictive of the U.S. Like this: Canada's immigration policy is actually stricter than the U.S.... they size people up for their potential for success and refuse entry if they feel they're unlikely to achieve it. And Mexico is in another subject. The point of all of this except for the dumbshits that can't read/are blinded by their own hatred and ideology, is that Canada is just as, if not more, restrictive than the U.S. You wanna discuss the article, discuss the article. You wanna fling monkey shit, it don't make a shit except to make you look dumber and less in control of your faculties. Either way, have a nice fucking day.

Poke here rooting hard for you horns!

Move the train tracks underground? I'm positive aggy didn't support the underground railroad back in the day.

That’s funny! Here are some things I’ve learned about aggyville college, from aggys: • aggy has the best football facilities in the country • aggy has way more money than UT could ever hope for • aggy will win an NC since they spent $75MM on a coach and if you spend that much on a coach you win an NC, more than once. • they are the flagship U of our state, because they have more students than the University of Texas • their academic programs are the finest in the country and world I will concede they are the #1 University in College Station. the rest of their spew is mere propaganda that would make Josef Gobbles proud.

Thanks guys. This all came about because I had a leftover Jazzmaster style neck so I was trying to figure out what to do with it. The idea was to take all those 68/72 Tele mods and project them back to say, 1959ish. Besides, I didn’t have a Tele in my corral until now. So here it is. Plays like a dream. I have a push/pull pot on the volume to split the hb coil so it gives me a pretty wide range of tone. And it’s light as a feather given the weight relieved by the f hole. Not a huge difference from a full bodied Tele but I certainly notice the difference.

glad no one talked me out of this. this game funded my next vacation.

Maverick McIvor to make visit number three to Tech this week end to meet with Kingsbury. Given KK's recruiting ability, he'll likely commit somewhere else before week's end.

What was that? edit: God damnit. I did it again...

You know who has never been swept in the NBA Finals? Larry Bird Michael Jordan Julius Erving Steph Curry Kevin Durant You know who was on the broom end of the last two sweeps in the NBA Finals? LeBron James

2x alumni Finals MVPs are just sooooooo embarassing LOL at that Dallas-jo bullshit

I finally saw the Greatest Game Ever Played documentary where they interview Jeff Fisher and he laments the demise of Vince Young - what a piece if shit he was/is. I love the documentary about Nick Foles. It makes me happy to see the footage of Fisher cutting Foles, since it demonstrates on camera how stupid Fisher is. After playing for Fisher, Foles nearly quit the game of football, but good coaches helped him succeed. I hope someone reminds Fisher every day about how stupid he is.

Drunk Case McCoy would be better though.

Happy NGD everyone. Finally assembled after many many moons:

Oh shit. You've found one of my 1.3 billion burner accounts.

I bet Aaron Hernandez feels pretty stupid right about now.