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Daddy is coming home!!

I’ll just leave this here

For those of you wondering, DDA was at Pluckers watching the game. I figured I should take a picture of another adult man at lunch and then come back to my office and post the picture on a message board, because I am a normal person.

Last May was my dad's 80th birthday. To celebrate it, I bought my parents and me plane tickets to go to Italy and visit the towns were his ancestors lived. That's what was supposed to happen. What actually happened was that one week before the trip, my mom calls me to tell me that we had to cancel the trip because my dad fell, was taken to a hospital, and they did some kind of imaging and found a brain tumor. I didn't get to say happy birthday to him because he was not lucid. He died this morning. I'm glad he didn't suffer for very long.

I like to thing that they created this stupid competition solely to fuck with EJ

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An official account of Kody's homer today goes like this: PING bat flip Stare down pitcher from 1st to 2nd Hook'em to Occupy Left Field between 2nd and 3rd Hook'em to visitor dugout between 3rd and home Ignore Ump warning while crossing home plate It was a busy celebration. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Texas has been in 10 Super Regionals (2000,2002,2003,2004,2005,2009,2010,2011,2014,2018) Texas has won 9 Super Regionals (all but 2010) Texas has won the first game 5 times and won all 5 of those Super Regionals (4 by sweep) Texas has lost the first game 5 times and won 4 of those Super Regionals (Never been swept) The overall average for winning a Super Regional after losing the first game is 21% (stat does not include 2018) Texas wins 80% of the Super Regionals after losing the first game I don't know why anybody was ever worried about winning our Super Regional

Just read that this makes it official - Augie never had a single class that failed to reach Omaha. That's fucking amazing.

You know, aggy is right. In our regional, the committee gave us the weakest 3 seed in the entire field. Without that, we might have been in trouble.

Enjoy some aggy tears... This is b.s. Gigemrunrs 3:23p V Sips going to Omaha with new coach and were sitting home. Think I'm going to puke. Texas foight. Kizmeaz. Clemens should be punched by someone.

What the hell is a Holton Hill starter kit? Seeds?

Trump is the worst negotiator I have ever seen. If you want Mexico to pay for a wall, you don’t broadcast it to the world making it impossible for Mexican politicians to pay for it, you behind the scenes tell Mexico if they don’t pay for the wall then ______. Same thing going on with NATO and Trump intentionally pissing off all our allies, weakening our standing in the world and in general just fucking things up completely for no good reason. But we all know that for Trump its not about making a good deal or improving the country, its about stroking his massive ego and satisfying his narcissistic personality disorder. If the country goes to shit because of it, what the fuck does trump care? The most disheartening thing is his supporters are just like him. Old white men built and founded this country, not a bunch of lesbian women and minority “libs.” Apparently the baby boomer generation of old white men has decided that if they can’t rule it completely, they can just tear it down to. Fuck sharing it with the browns. They would rather destroy it completely.

Texas (0-2 Big 12 tourney) and Tech (1-2 Big 12 tourney) both make it to Omaha. Conference tournaments are becoming a waste of time for fans and coaches.

This is definitely one of my favorite Conway Twitty songs.

You are such people. At least over the past year.

Uh oh, prancer damaged a hoof

Sorry, but I don't like to Longcat threads.

All of them. It's Omaha, man.

Weird. AB talked about gun country, God-fearing America and you bring up Trumpkins and paint with an industrial strength, airless sprayer and no overspray protection. AB just might be talking about you, Brisket.

For those of you that don’t know, Greg Swindell and Keith Moreland share an account on this site named Goodman.

Have fun on your road trip Zepol. Ain’t nothing like Omaha! Hook em baby!

And because its fucking funny.

I wonder if, once again, we win more world series games in one year than aggie has in their entire program's history...

From left field, hook em! After standing out here all year with mediocre predictions, this moment feels amazing. CDC and players came by to share in the moment. Great day to be a longhorn!

I'm nobody here but fuck this way of thinking. If they're Gerrymandering congressional districts, we should push for fair, representative districts. If they're blatantly lying, point out their lies and tell the truth. If they're tolerant of pussy grabbing and corruption, all the more reason to differentiate ourselves by having zero tolerance of that when it's on our side. Their ends justify the means bullshit is a big part of what's gotten us to this point.

Playing with house money at this point. You know what that means.

Bless the rains for us down there, OK. For karma.

He was probably reading Brisket’s posts.

Having lived in the EU for almost 5 years and running a small business and attempting to start others, I agree, it is harder to get rich. America is still the place to hopefully get rich starting a small business. I can only speak for myself, but the peace of mind (crime, healthcare, community, workers rights) that comes with day to day life in the EU blows away the anxieties of living and trying to hit it big in the US. We are a fantastic country to get rich and then run off and hide on a ranch or gated community, but the anxieties here are ridiculous. We are all one health scare away from poverty and no one gives a fuck. Money and investment is easier to find here, but happiness in daily life is off the charts over there. Even in 2008-2013 horrible economy Spain my life was better there except for the money. Being an American though, it is damn difficult to not have the belief that I deserve to hit it big and be successful. Then, ultimately say "Peace out bitches, going to travel and enjoy my ranch away from the daily shit. In the meantime, I grind for low wages trying to hit the big one while I worry about getting sick, the cost of the commute, and the toll its taking on my happiness. Just like every true blooded American should do.

This is exactly what Bill Maher talked about in his closing segment on his show. He takes about how liberals constantly pat themselves on the back with epic burns at awards shows and that they leave bad yelp reviews for conservatives, etc rather than fight back at the voting booths or constantly highlighting everything wrong that is happening. The GOP are masters at this and that’s why they keep winning where it matters. Liberals are content with winning cultural wars, not at the polls.

You should have just put on Neon Moon and relaxed...

Both parties are the same! Except for, you know, all the stuff like this*: House Vote for Net Neutrality For Against Rep 2 234 Dem 177 6 Senate Vote for Net Neutrality For Against Rep 0 46 Dem 52 0 Money in Elections and Voting Campaign Finance Disclosure Requirements For Against Rep 0 39 Dem 59 0 DISCLOSE Act For Against Rep 0 45 Dem 53 0 Backup Paper Ballots - Voting Record For Against Rep 20 170 Dem 228 0 Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act For Against Rep 8 38 Dem 51 3 Sets reasonable limits on the raising and spending of money by electoral candidates to influence elections(Reverse Citizens United) For Against Rep 0 42 Dem 54 0 The Economy/Jobs Limits Interest Rates for Certain Federal Student Loans For Against Rep 0 46 Dem 46 6 Student Loan Affordability Act For Against Rep 0 51 Dem 45 1 Low-Income Home Energy Assistance Funding Amendment For Against Rep 1 41 Dem 54 0 End the Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection For Against Rep 39 1 Dem 1 54 Kill Credit Default Swap Regulations For Against Rep 38 2 Dem 18 36 Revokes tax credits for businesses that move jobs overseas For Against Rep 10 32 Dem 53 1 Disapproval of President's Authority to Raise the Debt Limit For Against Rep 233 1 Dem 6 175 Disapproval of President's Authority to Raise the Debt Limit For Against Rep 42 1 Dem 2 51 Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act For Against Rep 3 173 Dem 247 4 Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act For Against Rep 4 36 Dem 57 0 Dodd Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Bureau Act For Against Rep 4 39 Dem 55 2 American Jobs Act of 2011 - $50 billion for infrastructure projects For Against Rep 0 48 Dem 50 2 Emergency Unemployment Compensation Extension For Against Rep 1 44 Dem 54 1 Reduces Funding for Food Stamps For Against Rep 33 13 Dem 0 52 Minimum Wage Fairness Act For Against Rep 1 41 Dem 53 1 Paycheck Fairness Act For Against Rep 0 40 Dem 58 1 "War on Terror" Time Between Troop Deployments For Against Rep 6 43 Dem 50 1 Habeas Corpus for Detainees of the United States For Against Rep 5 42 Dem 50 0 Habeas Review Amendment For Against Rep 3 50 Dem 45 1 Prohibits Detention of U.S. Citizens Without Trial For Against Rep 5 42 Dem 39 12 Authorizes Further Detention After Trial During Wartime For Against Rep 38 2 Dem 9 49 Prohibits Prosecution of Enemy Combatants in Civilian Courts For Against Rep 46 2 Dem 1 49 Repeal Indefinite Military Detention For Against Rep 15 214 Dem 176 16 Oversight of CIA Interrogation and Detention Amendment For Against Rep 1 52 Dem 45 1 Patriot Act Reauthorization For Against Rep 196 31 Dem 54 122 FISA Act Reauthorization of 2008 For Against Rep 188 1 Dem 105 128 FISA Reauthorization of 2012 For Against Rep 227 7 Dem 74 111 House Vote to Close the Guantanamo Prison For Against Rep 2 228 Dem 172 21 Senate Vote to Close the Guantanamo Prison For Against Rep 3 32 Dem 52 3 Prohibits the Use of Funds for the Transfer or Release of Individuals Detained at Guantanamo For Against Rep 44 0 Dem 9 41 Oversight of CIA Interrogation and Detention For Against Rep 1 52 Dem 45 1 Civil Rights Same Sex Marriage Resolution 2006 For Against Rep 6 47 Dem 42 2 Employment Non-Discrimination Act of 2013 For Against Rep 1 41 Dem 54 0 Exempts Religiously Affiliated Employers from the Prohibition on Employment Discrimination Based on Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity For Against Rep 41 3 Dem 2 52 Family Planning Teen Pregnancy Education Amendment For Against Rep 4 50 Dem 44 1 Family Planning and Teen Pregnancy Prevention For Against Rep 3 51 Dem 44 1 Protect Women's Health From Corporate Interference Act The 'anti-Hobby Lobby' bill. For Against Rep 3 42 Dem 53 1 Environment Stop "the War on Coal" Act of 2012 For Against Rep 214 13 Dem 19 162 EPA Science Advisory Board Reform Act of 2013 For Against Rep 225 1 Dem 4 190 Prohibit the Social Cost of Carbon in Agency Determinations For Against Rep 218 2 Dem 4 186 Misc Prohibit the Use of Funds to Carry Out the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act For Against Rep 45 0 Dem 0 52 Prohibiting Federal Funding of National Public Radio For Against Rep 228 7 Dem 0 185 Allow employers to penalize employees that don't submit genetic testing for health insurance (Committee vote) For Against Rep 22 0 Dem 0 17 *stolen from Reddit.

Lulz. Dude assassinated his brother like last year. He's on year 7 of power and still throws toddlers in labor camps for shit their grandpa does. Yeah, he is practically Prince Harry. He will be royal wedding it up in 5 years and we'll be talking about the crazy hats and whatever type of fucking dog he has will be the new corgi.

Tenn tceh was doomed the second they did the Horns down after game 1

Fuck all you negative cunts; Texas is in the CWS!

Jumped on the frappe grenade...nothing really. Gbenda visiting Texas not aggy this weekend. Thinks there could be a couple commits, Shepherd and Caldwell being possibilities. Other than that he made fun of Toilet Bitch a couple times and his 0-15....God what a waste of ten minutes

Not. Fucking. It.

Errbody mad and offended nowadays. Of course, if the rest of you malcontents, low-lifes, inbreds, mouthbreathers, morons, dipshits, leeches and single issue voters would get therapy so you see it "my way" then we would all be fine. Sound about right, Brisket?

Off his glove you say?