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Mexico.

This is just stupid. His name is the Footwork King. He’s not going to adopt disabled kids. Their footwork is terrible.

dude they're from north forest, resources are tight in that part of houston. just appreciate someone's willing to take them and give them some guidance and stfu.

I wish Fox didn't have so many mics on the course. Golf fans are annoying. Drunk golf fans are more annoying. Drunk Long Island golf fans are the most annoying.

Keep politics off this board. Thanks.

"We share a common bond, in that Texas has kicked our teeth in more times than we are willing to admit "

I don’t know who the guy was at Bama before her, but they ended up shitcanning him or encouraging him to go elsewhere, and they asked her to fill in while she was getting ready to get married. She did fine but didn’t blow them away and they didn’t offer her a contract, and her husband had a job in or around Houston, so they moved. There was no scandal and she was not in the role of bagperson. The skinny, goofy dude is Capone’s bookkeeper. She’s just a glad-hander. Could that change at ATM? Hell, of course, but it would be new for her. That’s from the inner circle of the Empire.

In Russia, thing or two see you!

Cue Farmers' Insurance jingle

He's functionally illiterate, so it wouldn't matter if he is alive to read it.

This should be an interesting week. I have reason to believe that Buck’s will be the subject of a texasmonthly.com article sometime this week. I have a photo shoot with them this afternoon. So there’s that. Friday this week will be butterfinger brisket day (in addition to meatloaf and all the other good shit I cook). I may even do some beef ribs to celebrate. Celebrate what, you ask? Oh...just me being the awesome guy I am. (Totally joking...I just feel like cooking beefers)

ZJ should drink a tall glass of shut the fuck up

W was and is a decent human being. Yes, he made some huge policy missteps that cost a lot of lives, but he was also a human being who get the weight of it. Remember him standing there - and taking it - when a gold star mother ripped him? And he took it. “And she said it wasn't until they were both back on the president's Marine One helicopter, heading toward the White House, that Bush addressed the incident. 'That mama sure was mad at me,' Perino recalled the president saying as he looked out the window. 'And I don't blame her a bit.'” That is so far beyond trump, it ain’t even funny. Yes. His death - alone, reviled, and utterly unloved - will be one that the whole world should celebrate.

I believe “sarvanaash” is Urdu for “shitting myself in public due to loud noises”.

Fuck you aggy.

No deal and fuck this guy. Using the punishment of children as a deterrent should never be an option.

Fuck Mexico.

Took this dirty bastard out last night with my aforementioned 300 blackout pistol hosting a Silencerco Omega 9k. Used some Hornady 190gr Sub-X ammo, and it did the job. Hit another but did not find him. The sound of the bullets whacking these beasts was badass.

I can't wait to vote against every R that I can.

Yep, we'll let Kate take over now.

Smartest, strongest, hard working, loyal. 1 of 4 ain't bad. Of course, the makeup of his cuckstituency is catastrophic for us. I think folks with parents hooked on fox news need to strike out a new course to save this country. We need to prevent the olds from voting en masse. Talk to a lawyer and get guardianship proceedings going. Do it for your country. Accuse your parents of being incapacitated today!

No way Kim will do it personally IMHO.

I went to a new student conference with my son this week to get him registered for his freshman year. One of the parent sessions covered student usage of social media. The highlight of this session was a story of a recent graduate who had been accepted to business school and an internship at a large consulting firm. The student made some inappropriate social media posts and subsequently had his internship pulled and how it affected his graduate school. The wife had to punch me in the ribs when I started giggling like Nick Offerman.

Awesome. \m/ here's a clip of Mpagi vs. Chad Lindberg (209) and Carson Pharris (207).

Not sure there is a kid in this entire class who wanted to be a Longhorn more than Mpagi. Will be rooting for the kid.

In DC visiting family and it’s perfect out. Except for a certain stench... Die you orange bloated gasbag son of a bitch. I’m guessing (hoping) that next Big Mac will be the one to do the job on your Left Main.

And Mike Patrick. And Rosenblatt.

I can also vibrate through firewalls.

Shepherd told Schomel that Texas is still leader.

Funny how they tried to reverse everything Obama did but this?

damnit. i miss harold reynolds.

No, was thinking about the font selection that makes a G look like a C.

Buddy fly fishing in Montana - Texts me last week and wants to know if I want some Blanton's - he had wandered into a liquor store that had 6 CASES. He bought two cases and delivered one to my front Door this afternoon. Happy Fathers Day indeed.

Pretty good explanation by Phil there. I don't blame him. No big deal. It's being blown out of proportion.

No Fuck face. I am making a moral claim that should be obvious to even the most cold hearted simpletons.

Since 2011, Texas holds a 1-0 record against aggy for a 100% winning percentage.

well, you have to consider the republican party is now made up of brothel owners, child sex predators, and common clay of the new West.

Never to early to say: FUCK MEXICO

If you’re not willing to defend Dolly, I have no use for you. Some things are non-negotiable.

He's missing out on the dry-as-fuck Kroger brisket.

Got my shirt on today.

The problem is the manipulation and ignorance of facts surrounding immigration. First, we actually need the labor. There are currently more jobs available than workers to fill them. Second, immigrants (legal and illegal) are a net positive on the economy. Third, immigrants (legal or illegal) are less likely to be incarcerated for criminal behavior than a natural born citizen. I’m all for border security but there needs to be a streamlined process to allow people to come into the country without fear of persecution and contribute to the country if that’s what they want to do.

Some notes- First- Immortal positively repped you so you know whatever you put up has to be wrong. Second- There is no player Lebron played with that wasn't a playoff shrinker with him that didn't show that gene prior to coming to Cleveland. Lot's of guys play well in the regular season. George Hill has been that guy. Rodney Hill was that guy as well. There is a reason their former teams gave them up for little to nothing. People act as though the JR Smith's of the world were doing anything but chucking up wild shots prior to coming to Cleveland. Third- The Westbrook argument was a bit of a reach. Westbrook's stats are truly empty as in they don't equate to wins. Lebron's stats do. The eye test bears that out because Lebron's passes get guys wide open shots or layups. Westbrook's passes do not. Is there anyone who doesn't think if you switch Lebron and Westbrook the Thunder make a deep run and the Cavs miss the playoffs? Fourth- In his defense wins championships he put a picture of a serious faced Jordan waiting for Magic on the defensive end. Ironic that he would post a pic of a series where Jordan was getting eaten for lunch and Phil had to make a defensive switch. In closing- Lebron is held to a standard I have never seen in all my years of watching sports. People literally expect this guy to score 45 every game and beat the most elite teams with squads that have no business being there. Example. The Warriors won 73 games WITHOUT Kevin Durant. The Warriors were breezing through the playoffs WITHOUT Steph Curry. There is no single Warrior player you can take off their roster and them not still be elite. However, you take Lebron off the Cavs and they instantly become a lottery squad. This has been proven in the past, and will be proven again this next season after Lebron leaves. Sure, the Hood's of the world will score more points simply because SOMEONE has to shoot it, but they will be empty points that do not translate to wins.

The New Testament revealed Jesus' two main commandments. Matthew: Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. 38 This is the first and great commandment. 39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. 40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.