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I do volunteer work for Beto's campaign (surprise!). I get called a "libtard" on a regular basis and get a lot of responses that are just "#MAGA!" and the like, but I also hear a lot of "who is Beto?" and "What is his position on X?" For those with genuine questions and who are on the fence, I'm happy to be there to answer questions and help in any way I can. I really have no idea what's going to happen in November but I'll do what I can for Beto while I can.

Look at all these little bitches in this thread not only calling this game over but also the season. If you don't have the stomach for the ride maybe you should take some time during this rain delay and take a step back and fuck your own face.

Pussies are people who ignore IG findings because their fragile, irrational bubble just can't bear popping. Pussies are those whose principles are so malleable that they embrace wannabe fascists rather than face the humiliation of admitting they fucked up. Pussies would rather rail about someone who lost an election 1.5 years ago because they've got nothing else. The Party of No became the Party of No Balls, and you're the poster child.

Haven't read all the responses here but I'll start with my standard response to this topic, which is: There but for the grace of God I go. We won the cosmic lottery by being born here. Sheer luck granted us American citizenship. I'm not religious at all but I recognize that a slight shift in the universe's design and it would be me that is trying to leave my country for one that gives a better life to my children. However I can help my fellow humans in this endeavor, I will.

And the whole "American kids get separated from their parents when their parents break the law" argument falls flat on it's face because these parents are being detained for a misdemeanor. Let me know when we start locking up mom and dad and ripping away their kids and sticking them in a fucking dog kennel for misdemeanors. ANYONE trying to spin this barbaric practice in any way is someone who I don't care to know. All the moaning and crying folks on the right have done for decades about EVERY CHILD HAS A RIGHT LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sure don't seem to give a fuck about the life of children that are born in a different country and have brown skin. You can still be up the ass of your orange overlord and want to fix illegal immigration AND think taking kids from their parents and detaining them in Wal-Mart jails is wrong. You are allowed to disagree with leaders in your party. Unless of course your leader is an egomaniacal, thin-skinned, autocrat who cries like a whipped dog if anyone dares disagree with him.

Per OB Rian Davis says we are tied with Georgia at the top of his list

Blessed to have received my third offer from Texas A&M?

Fuck it. I did Nazi that coming.

Oh I don’t know, maybe read a fucking book and understand just how complicit we are in the situation in Latin America the effects of our War on Drugs and the general effects of our insatiable appetites and greed? Then maybe have a meaningful dialogue on policy to right our collective wrongs upon the region? Or separate Families seeking asylum from our mess and declare them criminals and look like assholes.

Rain delay means I'm getting toasted.

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Time to hit the Mexican bars. Women should be lookin to get smashed

Somebody's getting drunk and fighting their dad tonight.

Username checks out though.

If we can’t come together and reject kid concentration camps, this country is over. Anyone defending this policy is straight up human garbage.

You've thought this through, supposed Texan person?

I thought Koepka was a one trick pony, like Gary Woodland. Just a bomber who could only play well on easy PGA tour courses. I was wrong. You don't win the U.S. Open, much less back to back, unless you do a lot of things well. Congrats.

Didn't South Carolina lose their first game 11-0 in 02, and then personally eliminate everyone on their side of the bracket before they faced us in the 'ship? We can still win this game, it's not over, but even if we don't, it's a double elimination format for a reason. Only one of the four teams that started 2-0 in the last two world series even made it to the championship. This loss would really suck, but it's not like it's all over even if Texas can't get a game 1 W

We may be at post 452 of the Surly CWS thread, but they are throwing down some good coverage back on Shaggy: http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/185585-Back-home-in-omaha!

Technically YOU didn't do shit.

You are such a beating. Glad you are so excited about his struggles in an all star game. You foaming at the mouth wanting Shaka to fail as some sort of fucked up Rick Barnes tribute is beyond tired. Get some new material or piss off

Never to early to say: FUCK MEXICO

The second wettest year was when your mom shared an apartment with me.

I bet those DJ and Koepka conversations are deep and meaningful. Would love to eavesdrop. “Your wife is hot.” ”Yeah, your girlfriend is hot.” ”That’s awesome.” ”Did you lift today?” ”Nah, bro.” ”That’s cool.”

Had Bush eaten babies, the libs would have gone crazy. It's hypocrisy, I tell you, hypocrisy! But both sides do it, so it's okay. The thing is, can you prove to me that Hildebeast didn't eat the babies while they were still alive? Beautiful, white, Christian babies screaming as her horsey teeth tear at their flesh. I'm just asking questions here. Who brought the donuts to the baby buffet?

Innumerati, the Surly Trumpkin Bunch.

If you're still bitching about the tourney, then turn it off

CDC hasn't even made a hire yet and you are already judging it as a failure? Good god. Some of our fans have the patience of a 5 year old when it comes to anything related to Texas sports.

JNip has been an adult today. No trolling, no bitchassedness. Congratulations you puto fucker, we hate you. Well deserved. Massive win. Could finally set you on a path to a real run.

the wall just got 10 feet higher

Welp. Mexico deserved this one. Outplayed Germany in every phase of the game.

7 things to know about Texas baseball's postseason history before the College World Series begins https://www.ncaa.com/news/baseball/article/2018-06-15/7-things-know-about-texas-baseballs-postseason-history-college

I can confirm that Johnson made it. That'll be 9.95

For Father’s Day, we contributed to RAICES Family Reunification and Bond Fund. They seem legit and need help now more than ever. Throw some money their way if you feel passionate about this: https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/bondfund?source=direct_link&

She’s also not in power, and is on her way to being a historical footnote. Yet you devote 1000x the attention to her that you devote to the authoritarian POS who ACTUALLY holds the office. You’re psychotic.

If last night you caught a case of diahrea after eating a bowl of chili, stupid fuckers like you would somehow find a way to blame that on Obama. “Hey Bob. Felt like crap last night. Ya see Obama forced the cattle ranchers back in 2015 to feed diahrea inducing feed to the cattle which apparently I ate last night and gave me the runs. We really never should have put that n*gger in the White House.” Trumps policies are ripping those families apart. Not Obama. Hell, sessions and sanders said the Bible said it was ok. Stop acting like an ass.

Did someone inform the IT department? Or do we need to submit a ticket?

A few things... As stated the “SEC” appears to be the prominent logo in the entire edit. You can only see the complete “aTm” once and the words “Texas A&M” are on there twice but when attempting to promote a brand you need to pick one logo and let that be the focus. Besides we all know their fan base as well as the rest of the S! E! C! aren’t the best at reading. Also, could they not get the two guys pictured to wear the same damn uniform? You have completely different lettering as well as coloring on both from the helmets down. Hell the fucking face masks aren’t even the same color. Next what’s up with the huge maroon void at the top and center of edit? Maybe that’d be a good place to put your logo, idk? Lastly the whole fucking thing is maroon fucking gag me. Oh and just had a baby boy born yesterday so Happy Father’s Day and Hook ‘Em to all you shaggy assholes.

Bears. Beets. Bsttlestar Galactica.

The OG

here we go, been expecting this for a year: A top Republican Senator was just named as Mueller probe’s latest target "A high ranking Republican Senator just got revealed as a new suspect in Special Counsel Mueller’s probe of the Russian election attacks and into illegal Russian directed political cash donations. Sen. Jim Risch (R-ID) is being investigated by Robert Mueller for accepting illegal straw donations from the American lobbyists whom Paul Manafort hired to influence policies of Ukraine’s government and the Party of Regions. Sen. Risch made headlines earlier this year for telling CNN that Russia should get a free pass for attacking the 2016 elections. cont."

Wrong place. Don’t want to read the shit from either side.

Back at it again! my new boy Ace Bennett was born last Wednesday. Wife did it naturally because the anesthesiologist was a 30 min wait, while the contractions got closer and closer that it was just time. Women are so much stronger than men its not even close. We had him cut, and screwing around with poop around the sack while keeping a Vaseline soaked gauze on his region is a lot different than dealing with a girl. Plus ive been peed on 3 times already. but he's not colic(yet) which is all i wanted after my first one. super chill kid.