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He doesn't have character issues.

Oh, I think we’ve got plenty of land to till on this thread yet. Off the top of my head, we’ve not really covered: -Stanford’s fearsome awesomeness -Oh My God Alabama is involved with one of our targets, let’s move on -The merits of Drew Mehringer -The merits of Derek Warehime -Do we need to win this year to sign a great class? -How many scholarships can we take this year? -The grad transfer rule - how does it work? -Do star counts and recruiting rankings really matter? -Are you a coach, sir? and it’s various iterations -Some other broad being introduced to the photo gallery beyond Kate Beckinsale and how does everyone feel about that? -Your posting style is impeding my enjoyment of my morning coffee. -The $9.95ers and which one is a pal versus a motherfucker. See, lots of terrain left to cover before August.

Fuck blue bell and their listeria ignoring aggies.

Hi! So there were some break-ins in the neighborhood around that time and the wife was a little bit worried about what would happen if she were home alone. I showed her the basics of how to work my shotgun and that pretty much if she were just able to work the pump action that sound alone would be a pretty good theft deterrent. So that night I went to store while she was sleeping. When I came home and as I am walking into the living room she raises up from behind the kitchen counter and works the pump action and out of instinct I dive for cover behind the couch. She starts laughing at me and I am like wtf, you don't point guns at people like that. She was proud that she remembered how to do it and wanted to show off for me. I asked her how she knew it wasn't loaded and she said she pulled the trigger and nothing happened.

Well that’s never going to work.

My son and nephew worm fishing for pearch and bluegill. They can still catch pretty steady for about an hour late in the evening. Those little fish are fun to catch. My son is on the right.

I heard he hates Whataburger, HEB, Blue Bell, brisket, and won’t eat chili without beans.

They should both be immortalized in a statue. Recreate the scene in bronze or marble or whatever. Nothing captures the spirit of contemporary America better than a jackass attacking a douchebag in the most juvenile fashion imaginable.

Fellowship graduation present from the wife. She’s pretty OK sometimes, I guess

Everything has been discussed on this thread many times.

You’re arguing with someone whose company had to threaten to fire him to get him to stop clicking links in phishing emails.

There's a Lot of good Americans in the middle 60 percent if we could only kill off the extremist 20 percent far right and kill off the extremist 20 percent on the far left. This could be a respectable country again.

Dude was doing something dopey and landed goofy.

It would also be cool if we had laws for conspiracy, fraud, graft, embezzlement, money laundering, espionage, and obstruction of justice that could be enforced.

You’re a horrible poster.

after 92 games: 61-31. 30 games over is the high water mark of the season. on pace to win 107.4 games. still one back of last year's current record, but whatevs. run diff of +188, on pace to have the best run diff since the 1939 yankees. 13 game stretch heading into the asb where i wanted 9-4 is now off to a 6-0 start. 11-2 is certainly within reach, which would put us 33 over at the break, which is just crazytown. 4 home vs oak, 3 home vs det. let's do this. we now have an overall (not just starters) pitching era of 2.88 and a whip of 1.05 - let's put that in perspective. charlie morton (who should be an all star) has an era of 2.83 and a whip of 1.12. what we're doing is basically having 2018 morton pitch every single inning of every single game. if our compiled stats was an actual person, he would be 7th in the al in era (behind 2 stros, so basically 5th), and 9th in whip (basically 7th) and just ahead of mccullers and morton. our team era is better than james paxton's by over half a run. our team whip is also better than paxton's (by 0.02), who's by far the best pitcher on the 4th best team in mlb.

You don't want Carter. The TCU staff knows a whole lot more about him than anyone else and didn't offer. Based on what I've been told from people at Aledo, they were not sad to see him transfer.

“Supporting the president” is not fighting words. However, it is quite common for both the president himself and his supporters to express themselves in fighting words, and they act surprised when the people they provoke and insult are willing to fight. He’s setting a really poor example and too many his supporters are following it.

(Scipio Tex) Saturday Recruiting Musing: Herman's 3 stars

After hearing yet another perverse story behind excused as “locker room talk”, I need to know about the gross, nasty, rapey locker rooms that republicans apparently frequent. And if Jordan’s opponent doesn’t nickname him “Gym Jordan” then I’ve lost all faith in the immaturity of political consultants. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

And the lack of action on the media's part has gotten them how far with Trump and his horde of braying morons? Nothing. This is the thing centrists and liberals do not understand about who they are dealing with. Centrist/liberal silence is seen as a weakness, not a grand, noble willingness to compromise. With people like Trump and his followers, it is nothing but war. W, Romney, McCain, it's different. But with Trump, it's fucking war whether the centrists and libs want to admit it or not.

Traditionally, this is about the point where the con man or snake oil salesman would pick up and move to another town. I don't suppose that's an option in this case.

Here; a non Imgur link for everyone (and for this page): Bad_teammate had it first.

And Jessica Alba as a concerned bra-less mother needing consoling. PS: Idea for the movie title: "Phuket,... Just Get Them Out."

He was 4th in fan voting. Reserves were picked by the players. Hell, he should get it for stuff like this

When does Ow My Balls! come on?

There is only one Kate good enough for Surly, and it ain't Kate Upton.

that's only because the emails came from senders with white-sounding names.

Next time it happens, put her keys in your pocket and say nothing while she hunts for them. Let her stew for four or five days, then quietly drop them in her purse. Repeat as often as she leaves the keys in the door, varying your holding time. It won't change her behavior, but it holds potential for entertainment.

There seems to be a segment of older, white people for whom the only thing that counts as racism is yelling the N-word. And if society frowns on yelling the N-word then society can't possibly be racist. Things like discrimination in getting jobs, getting credit, and customer service don't count. Being more likely to be arrested for the same behavior as whites doesn't count. Harsher sentences for the same crime doesn't count. Getting the cops called on you for hanging out at the pool certainly doesn't count.

They had to give a deposit on the supersub. Now they just wait.

Don’t worry Hugo, I’m sure any white American triggers you these days, especially the 16 year olds. His patriotic tweet must really kill your communist sensibilities. He’s more of an adult than you are. Maybe you can go out and scout some whataburger for white people to assault. Nice little Sunday, but you’d have to steal the keys from your mom first.

I kinda hate this thread.

“I have the best SCUBA.”

Now thems fighting words. And ftr #5 add grilled japs and onions.

Is that Diamond, or Silk? I can never remember.

Yes, this is a political hit job. If you get into high politics and start going after the FBI/DOJ with lies and bullshit, expect people to start digging into your background. Expect all your skeletons to be on display for the world to see. Jim Jordan had it coming. This is the business he has chosen.

Mackeystyle

I think he's saying that if you think racism is everywhere, you will see racism even when it doesn't exist. Sometimes one guy shouting down another guy would have happened no matter what color either of them are.

Maybe you should realize that your party is the party of massive budget deficits, overarching intrusion by the government into the private lives of the citizenry, subsidies and realize that the party that you support is a liberal party and that, by supporting them, you are in fact supporting "liberal crap." Maybe you need to look in the mirror.

They need an escape route, not a glory hole.

They want to save the kids, not have the whole cave complex collapse on them.

Maybe she had an axe to grind with someone breaking some law in her opinion, they just happened to be black. Not every multiple race interaction is about the race.

Prime eyes over mesquite:

First of all, my name is not Jesus Christ. I don’t know how many times I have to explain that to you guys. Beyond that, I literally make part of my living off of social media, so I don’t think I am too old or stupid for Twitter. Am I too lazy? Fuck, I don’t know but I don’t get accused of that very often either. I don’t think it is unreasonable that someone reference the dude’s name that they are Twitterpimping. I’m busy, and I’m not alone on this. I don’t want to have to decipher fucking Twitter handles or nicknames of players in order to understand what in the fuck a post is about. It’s pretty simple. I’ll post what I know about Evans and his recruitment when I know something, you can simply shut the fuck up, and guys like texifornia and Machinator can reference who they’re retweeting on here when they post about them and we’ll have perfect symbiosis. A key in that is you doing not a fucking thing. Does that sound reasonable? Or do you feel compelled to continue to unnecessarily defend texifornia’s honor here ?

He’s 3figs now because his ex wife took half of all his shit

With handles like Girth Brooks, Daddy98, and RawDawg, aggy certainly has the gay porn names covered.