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What is the final statement in a Jordan Hicks pickup line?

I was waiting for you to log into your other account and explain it to yourself.

Sorry ... just had to read it in this voice:

You look behind you and see hopeless poverty, tyranny and oppression. You look ahead of you and see a perilous journey to freedom and the opportunity of prosperity. You may not make it. You may be turned back. You may be robbed, raped or killed. But you set forth anyway. No river, wall or law will deter you. There is nothing more American than that. Trump’s bold 4D chess move regarding immigration is equalizing the view of hopeless poverty, tyranny and oppression in both directions.

247: Mehringer among nation's top recruiters following big weekend I just want to watch this board burn for awhile

Hi! So there were some break-ins in the neighborhood around that time and the wife was a little bit worried about what would happen if she were home alone. I showed her the basics of how to work my shotgun and that pretty much if she were just able to work the pump action that sound alone would be a pretty good theft deterrent. So that night I went to store while she was sleeping. When I came home and as I am walking into the living room she raises up from behind the kitchen counter and works the pump action and out of instinct I dive for cover behind the couch. She starts laughing at me and I am like wtf, you don't point guns at people like that. She was proud that she remembered how to do it and wanted to show off for me. I asked her how she knew it wasn't loaded and she said she pulled the trigger and nothing happened.

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I don't pay any attention to that user whether it's you or not. For someone with whom I ostensibly agree, it's your constant posting from early in the morning until late at night, usually just posting embedded tweets, that I find tedious. That's your best argument for not having any socks -- that you don't have time. The notion that you get paid per post certainly seems plausible. I actually put you on ignore to make the forum more user friendly. I can choose which posts I want to read. When I see seven consecutive ignored posts of yours in one thread it makes me think it was the right move. And it's not like I don't know how to see who's on Fox & Friends every day if I want to know.

another speed bump in the recruiting process is probably the reality of working in a completely dysfunctional organization for a boss that is borderline retarded.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find a 6 degree of Kevin bacon/Russia to help you get over your surprise.

We should all be laying down very large bets on the aggie/clemson game with every aggie that will take the bet. If Taylor Hamm and Looch can monetize aggie delusion, we should all have a shot.

Kavanaugh is a qualified selection. This is one of the few normal things Trump has done. All liberal tears aside.

I love country music, just wasn't aware that Kenny G was doing country now.

If they really want to kill it, I know a guy who is an expert in killing websites. He only charges threefiddy.

You're talking about 17 and 18 year olds.. making a rational decision when deciding what school, what degree and what future career. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Some of them might be capable of that, but that's also a big ask for a senior in college. Decide what future career you want, when you haven't really explored what it takes to get there. There's a lot of blame to hand out in this one, it aint just the student but the parents, colleges, guidance office, student loan providers, etc.

i mean, we could argue the existence of deities all day long, but the question in the OP is "why are there fewer religious adherents?" i think the answer is simple: because the evangelicals are destroying the christian faith by acting unchristian and uncompromising. and their heavy involvement in politics, and in, say, the gay marriage argument has really affected how young people think about religion. whereas in the old days, people would still go to church, even if they did not believe, now people feel fine not involving themselves in the one-time necessary social sunday circle. i don't think it is a war of science against faith, which seems to be what most of you are arguing. it's a war of faith vs humanity. people now know gay people, and they are finding out that they are just like us, except they like to put their sexual body parts in different spots. more people know more things, now, about other human beings, and the hyper-conservative, political approach a lot of christianity espouses turns off the youth. just my dumb take.

this...

Pretty sure I saw Sex Pest in concert at Emo’s back in 92.

Popping in to say Fuck Chip Brown hasn't been said on this page yet FUCK CHIP BROWN

6 Rounds of 3 on the line at a time in an hour and a half-ish span with me and the wife (no pics). Great fun. Turned directly into this upon returning to shore.

Two glorified commuter schools w/ low admission standards and marginal football pedigrees....solid match.

He can finally masturbate.

Was that the Video Daily Double?

That night I had a dream. I dreamt I was as light as the ether, a floating spirit visiting things to come. The shades and shadows of the people in my life rassled their way their way into my slumber. I dreamed that Kino had decided to return to rehab. Probably that’s just as well. I don’t mean to sound superior and he's a swell guy, but maybe he wasn’t ready yet to come out into the world. And still I dreamed on, further into the future than I had ever dreamed before, watching Hunter’s progress from afar, taking pride in his accomplishments as if he were our own. Wondering if he ever thought of us and hoping that maybe we’d broadened his horizons a little even if he couldn’t remember just how they got broadened. But still I hadn’t dreamt nothing about Whataburger until the end. And this was cloudier cause it was years, years away. But I saw an old couple in a fast food joint being visited by their children, and all their grandchildren too. The old couple weren’t screwed up. And neither were their kids or their grandkids. And I don’t know. You tell me. This whole dream, was it wishful thinking? Was I just fleeing reality like I know I’m liable to do? But Whataburger, it can be good too. And it seemed real. It seemed like Whataburger and it seemed like, well, our home. If not Whataburger, then a dining establishment not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don’t know. Maybe it was Taco Cabana.

I dare you to write a better joke.

So on this thread Longhorn94 is pointing out that Lake Travis player is exceptionally polished as a player but lacks elite athleticism to improve much more in college so may not have the ceiling as a college performer that another more athletic prospect and less developed prospect has. Then Fud comes in and starts arguing with him about it. What the fuck is going on?

That will come after they play at Kyle Field. An open letter praising the class, traditions and kindness of the aggy. And how they are now his second favorite sec team. And then he will contrast it against Texas fans being rude and low class. You can set your watch by this bullshit.

Yeah, this. They've been told capitalism is great but they have huge student loan bills and mediocre job prospects. You can argue the details all you want but that's how they see it. Boomer Steve had a high school diploma but still had a solid life so of course he thinks capitalism is great. Never mind that Steve benefited from socialistic things like public education, high marginal tax rates, and massive government infrastructure programs.

What the fuck is going on?

Should've listened to TLC.

So it’s between us and Maryland???

That's a lot of kids even for a Catholic.

I think the issue is the use of "alt" when the President and face of the party is one of the people advocating for violence.

You got a dead boyfriend in your bed.

After his business fails, he'll be able to light and heat his house by burning printed copies of Hillary's e-mails..... In all seriousness, these people are OK with this now but when they miss the first bank payment, shit will get real fast.

Trumpfans don't get to call anyone else child abusers. In addition to supporting kidnapping immigrant children and holding them hostage for ransom, the GOP is the party that supported Roy Moore and supports Jim Jordan. It's probably more likely that the majority of elected GOP representatives at this point are child abusers than not.

White people absolutely can call the cops on black people for committing crimes. It happens hundreds of times a day without issue. This thread is about calls for things that are not crimes or even problems. That happens disproportionally to black people. I don’t need a double blind peer review etc. to know it’s true. The worst part to me is that they call 911 and not the non emergency line. Do they really feel immediately threatened by black peoples at a bbq, or selling water without a permit, or wearing socks in a pool? What stupid reasons to call 911. They should be punished for wasting emergency responder time.

In the same boat, and I'm running out of time. I have been telling anyone and everyone that is in to golf to apply, and finally my Uncle hit for the Monday practice round for the 2019 Masters...and he invited me for telling him about it. It will be me, my two uncles, and MY DAD. I am beyond fortunate to be able to check this bucket list item off with the man that taught me the game. I assume booking accommodations needs to be done immediately?

You should do the world a favor and post less.

Says the guy who authored this post: http://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/2993-things-to-do-with-my-4-yo-son-july-16th/&tab=comments#comment-280561

Motherfuckers who stand in line (or sit in the drive-thru lane) at fast food restaurants for several minutes but don't know what the fuck they want once they get to the counter. Are you kidding me? You've had 5 minutes to think about it. Plus you probably know the menu by heart anyway. Anyone who takes longer than 30 seconds to place an order at a fast food restaurant deserves a special place in hell.

After hearing yet another perverse story behind excused as “locker room talk”, I need to know about the gross, nasty, rapey locker rooms that republicans apparently frequent. And if Jordan’s opponent doesn’t nickname him “Gym Jordan” then I’ve lost all faith in the immaturity of political consultants. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He didn’t lose her, he just ran out of matrimony.

chinese and japanese tourists will straight up ruin your life when traveling, and its not just the picture taking. complete disregard for others' personal space, will try to shove you out of the way to get to a site/attraction/event, cut in line, talk and laugh at crazy loud volumes in close quarters. they are fucking awful and can ruin a vacation quick if you're not careful to stay as far away from them as possible