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Got it, we’ll get Cain if we’re able.

Fuck Comey. The president and GOP Congress aren't counting on Dems to "rush to the socialist left." They're counting on (1) convincing voters that whatever Dems do is equivalent to rushing to the socialist left, and (2) political idiots like Comey helping them do that by pushing such false equivalencies. Nice job playing your part after putting Trump in the White House through your incompetence, James. Dems could adopt the Heritage Foundation's conservative health care plan and the GOP would paint it as a rush to socialism and use it to win elections. Oh wait, they did, and that's what happened, and now they've gotten to eat their cake and have it, too. Republicans have gotten their way on policy in this country for nearly 40 years. Even the Dems' policy achievements are largely repackaged from the right. The aforementioned Heritage Foundation health care bill, Welfare Reform, Glass-Steagal repeal, the Crime Bill, and on and on. The actual lib "socialist" stuff that Dems run on are from the 60s and earlier and are the only popular policies they have (and aren't really socialist). And I'm not saying that all of that has been bad. Some has, some hasn't. But it's been a 40-year swing to the right. My point on this being that Trump is able to do what he is doing because he is adding upon years of Republican governance. Dems couldn't flip the country socialist overnight even if they wanted to. It doesn't work that way in this county, even if Bernie and AOC get a movement behind them (and even they aren't straight-up socialist). The most Dems can do is start moving the pendulum back and giving some lib solutions a shot, with heavy restraints imposed by the opposing party in our system. If you're worried about socialism roaring to power, you have at least ten years, and probably more, of incremental policy that has to happen from the left before its an issue. And voters are unlikely to let that happen. Suggesting otherwise is just Republican propaganda.

Why are we writing Cain off, again? Because we need to rub our pussies in fear over Baron von Edgar de Toqueville Orgeron? Fuck. Some of you guys get way ahead of yourselves in your sarvanaashery. I’m not saying we get Cain, but I do expect to get a TB we want, without question.

He’s right. The solution to extreme right bullshit is not extreme left bullshit.

It appears that Emery Jr is trending back to LSU

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

I'll add to the recommendations about hobbies and whatnot. Yes, you will need a time-filler because of the unholy amount of time you sucked up being fucked up. But one of the best things to do, if you can find the opportunity, is to work with others, as in volunteering. Inside your head has been a very dangerous place to be for you for a while, and one of the best places to keep out of your own head is where you are actively involved with others, not just socially. If you are like most of us, you could be in a room full of people and totally alone. That doesn't usually work if you are actively doing something.

79 guys made the cut... and they’re all tied for the lead

“Driving Without Vodka” is my awesome band name for the day. 6 months. Grateful. Much love gentlemen. Push on.

8 lb’er from last weekend. 11 hours with mesquite. Best one I’ve made so far.

Well, that would be you, BT. You're the fucking problem. And if you fuck this up with your stupid pie-in-the-sky contagion, then you're just as bad as any Trumpkin. I'm serious, you have the strategic mind of RC Slocum's retarded brother.

Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake.

He'll never be hired as a cop unless he learns to turn the camera off.

Some of y'all have PMed me about Beto events, so I wanted to share this link to his organizing rally in Round Rock on the 27th. They are requesting RSVPs and you can do that here.

Let me get this straight — an officer in the military has child porn, felates little boys and forces little girls to felate him? How the fuck is he not a GOP senator by now?

On the contrary, I bet he read that part 8 or 9 times.

Wow, Woods loves his kids. I didn't realize he was the only person to feel that way. Announcers suck.

Drayton gets an "incomplete" from me, coaching-wise. He's done his job on the trail so far, even if he hasn't necessarily soared past expectations like Naivar or Washington have. He landed Ingram, Tre Watson, and if I recall correctly his Missouri roots have helped us gain a foothold there. Now, if we win 9+ this year and we're still not able to land a big fish at RB, then maybe there's some concern warranted, but his recruiting is far, far down on my list of criticisms right now.

I think the glutes are firing

He got Ingram, this recruiting year isn’t over yet, and he’s having to sell against a terrible offense from last year. The criticism is premature and a bit whiny at this point.

Man I don't care what anybody says. That dude in that Sunday red with that look walking up to the first tee is still an awesome sight.

This shit is getting people canned but they'll still give Roman Polanski a fucking standing ovation.

It is some riiiiiich bullshit watching a fucking okie attempt to talk to us about class from the coaching ranks. You fucking shitbags haven’t had a coach come within a country mile of class in the entire history of your corrupt, fast food, low rent, carnival barking, yak woman-licking, shithole of a program. You’ve had coaches enabling drug dealers, woman beaters, rapists, academic cheats and general outlaw antics regarding paying players and spying on other programs, all the while smiling through their crooked teeth and whooping it up with their fans and boosters as it happened. The fucking horns down is your only hand sign and your coaches do it with aplomb. You wouldn’t know class if a fucking school fell from the sky and landed on your hillbilly head. As to the rest of these people bawling, fuck them if they can’t take a joke. I hope Tom Herman is the most hateable coach in college football to all of the other programs. I’m tired of being the only program to hate the Texas coach, personally.

God I am old as fuck.

Lots to unpack here, I do agree with the loss of the rivalry game sucking. Things were always more interesting when we got to wipe our ass with aggy at the end of the year. That said, we were the epicenter of conference realignment, some by our making, and some by the making of the schools that left. But I disagree wholeheartedly with you saying we never recovered. We are the most profitable conference in terms of member payouts, and we have had at least one school in the MNC/Playoff conversation every year with exception of 1 or 2. Last year we had 5 ranked teams in conference at one point in the season. Neither aggy or Nebraska would have added one bit to that outcome last season or over the last several seasons.

It's more complex than that. You see, all men like to fap, even if you're dating a Miss Texas runner up. And sometimes people just like an audience. Sometimes people just walk in. BUT WHAT ABOUT BILL AND HILLARY???????????

Anyone who actually eats the bread (even quality stuff) is doing it wrong.. This right here. I love good bread, but no way in Hell am I letting it take up stomach space that properly belongs to brisket, ribs, and sausage.

Anyone who actually eats the bread (even quality stuff) is doing it wrong..

All his favorites have them.

He was forced to resign because the Dems have higher standards in this regard. R - turn the other way while kids get diddled, no problem. D - Do a comedy bit that was not cool in retrospect, resign as Senator.

A huge amount of them are "good people". They love their kids, they are good neighbors, they are Scouters, and drive food to the elderly, and all sorts of things that "good people" do. And they sit by and let the traitor in the White House do what he wants, and they vote in the sycophants in the GOP who vote against efforts to protect our election systems from compromise in the next election. And they are too busy sending each other Facebook posts about Obama and Hillary smelling like sulfur to see entire generation of diplomatic alliances are being shredded, or that a dictator who is a KGB agent and the head of the greatest historical enemy of our country are being fellated by the POTUS on the world stage. They ignore the parade of incompetent and dirty appointees to all level of positions, ignore the scandals, mostly because they never heard of them because they will not watch "Fake News". But if you tell them about the obscenity of Trump considering turning over American officials to Putin for interrogation, and the absolute proof that Russian interfered with our election process, they will say that it is a witch-hunt and lib tears, and ask you about Uranium One. And show you the picture where Obama did not put his hand over his heart and say the pledge Which brings us to the question of what is 'good', I guess.

No matter how good a recruiter you are, it's hard to get stud running backs when your OL sucks. Improve the OL and all things get dramatically better: running, passing, defense, scoring, winning. The University of Texas OL should be the most dominant unit on the field every game. We are not really contenders until we can say that with a straight face.

A political party is not a democracy. Next stupid question.

I think the perception was that he was going to be our closer/rainmaker in the way ATM uses Brewster (except not as sleazy), and I think it's fair to say he hasn't been that thus far - if anything, it's been Carrington or Washington.

The night janitor in that facility? Mr. Phlegm.

Do you wake up like this? Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s hilarious, but I have this picture in my head of you and @Randolph Dukegoing home every night to the same facility into some sort of test tube for maintenance and refueling.

The 1st amendment protects citizens from government restrictions. It doesn’t shield citizens from private repercussions.

You get worked up over the strangest things.

He’s an imbecile and is his own worst enemy. He’s going down in flames and it’s gojng to be glorious.

The best advice I have is to find a new hobby, something you didn't do while drinking. It sounds frivolous, but it's not. If you're like most of us, all of the things you typically do are associated in your brain with drinking. So pick up something new, preferably something that requires concentration. Learning an instrument would be ideal. Or take a cooking class. Whatever interests you. It doesn't have to be some big life-altering commitment. It's just something to commit your time and mental energy to. And if it's something you can get some sense of accomplishment from learning (again, an instrument), all the better. Whatever you do, don't sit around bored. If you can't think of anything else to do, take a long walk. Exercise helps on every level. Hang in there. It gets better.

No slice pictures, unfortunately. But here's the meteorite.

Tech game sucked. They rarly ran to Connors side. You figured theyd feed the ball to that side. But they didnt. I think Connor quit even before the bowl game. I think the bad actors ( elliot, jefferson ,williams, foreman, warren and a few others) laid down in the tech game. I think that is what Herman told the NFL. That those guys laid down in that game. I think thats why those guys are pissed. Charley coddled them and they didnt win. When Herman came in he got tough and the little millenial pussies "went on strike" cus their feels were hurt. So they bitched and belly ached. And couldnt believe that mean ol Herman would actually hold that against them when the NFL came asking questions. Hill slid cus of weed. The rest slid because of what Herman told the league. I for one dont blame Herman for any of it. I am frankly less of a fan of these guys than i was. Which is sad cus i really liked williams and jefferson before all this.

Is that one about the Maniforts?

but this is his way out of the mean streets of Southlake.

Wish I had video of my oldest grandson (a CP kid) when he was able to take his first steps at age two & a half - after leg surgery & a little walker. Kid zoomed all around with that thing. This was 1994: