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I don't really react to MAGA gear a hate speech, just as an identifier of an idiot. Some, I assume, are good people.

It is some riiiiiich bullshit watching a fucking okie attempt to talk to us about class from the coaching ranks. You fucking shitbags haven’t had a coach come within a country mile of class in the entire history of your corrupt, fast food, low rent, carnival barking, yak woman-licking, shithole of a program. You’ve had coaches enabling drug dealers, woman beaters, rapists, academic cheats and general outlaw antics regarding paying players and spying on other programs, all the while smiling through their crooked teeth and whooping it up with their fans and boosters as it happened. The fucking horns down is your only hand sign and your coaches do it with aplomb. You wouldn’t know class if a fucking school fell from the sky and landed on your hillbilly head. As to the rest of these people bawling, fuck them if they can’t take a joke. I hope Tom Herman is the most hateable coach in college football to all of the other programs. I’m tired of being the only program to hate the Texas coach, personally.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about the post office or Amazon. This is an attack on the free press. plain and simple.

Womp Womp

We've re-traded our deal with the folks at Lucky's Lodge and Buck's Barbeque is going to take over all food service at Lodge. This gives me a platform to roll out my bar menu incorporating smoked meats and provides our guests a comfortable environment with air conditioning. So beginning July 31st, you'll be able to get my #bbqrazy foods from 11:00 a.m. until midnight-ish, Tuesday through Sunday. I'll be doing the smoking and running lunch service, and I have a cook who will run evening service. Make note, and come see us. What's on the bar menu you ask? Things like: Smoked spam sammich on white toast with pork n beans Black and bleu flatbread with brisket and bleu cheese Brisket chili frito pie Chopped brisket sammich with slaw Smoked brats Brisket/turkey tacos Possibly a sausage and cheese board Possibly the pork belly banh mi Tater salad Pork n beans Slaw Additionally: I'll start popping up a couple of Sundays every month at VooDoo Hut in Kemah. We're going to test the Clear Lake-area market a bit. First popup will be this Sunday, July 29th, starting at noon.

This former straight ticket Republican voter just made his first contribution to a political campaign ever for Beto. Also bought a sign, a t shirt and some koozies. I'm in.

No topic is off limits for comedy if you can write a good joke. And say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down in school zones.

It’s not so much the actual removal of clearances that is harmful. It’s the overt threat of retaliation if you speak out against the administration in public. It’s a betrayal of American values and a clear abuse of power.

If Beto spends the next 30 years saying and doing racist shit then I’m sure it won’t be a good idea to wear the shirt out anymore.

L O Fucking L. You have been completely missing from either thread discussing this situation for weeks but suddenly pop up now that there's a link to a Democrat administration. Forgive us if we realize you don't actually give a shit about our national security but only care about Democrats looking bad in comparison to Republicans. Transparent as hell.

I'm legitimately curious how threatening to bomb another country doesn't violate Twitter's Terms of Service.

This is spot on. There is literally nothing the left can do that won’t be vilified with the s word. The ACA is the perfect example. Red states still won’t expand because they called it socialist and put Obama’s name on it. There are no “centrist” voters, there are low information voters who are largely indifferent. The right has libeled the left so much over 40 years that these people perceive the right as “the lesser of two evil.” Hence, Trump. The solution for the left is to support all democrats who sit anywhere in the lefts spectrum. Centrists to Bernie. The GOP supports Donald Fucking Trump. And they own all branches of government on nearly every level. And this dolt Comey still want to buy into the scary labels. The post is spot on. Don’t start with a centrist plan like Obamacare, start with universal and if you have to move to the center to get something done, fine. That’s how it works. Dems are cowards, and herevwe are with a dangerous lunatic in office whose approval will never drop below 30%. But by all means keep doing the same fucking thing.

For most of the world, Sherman bouncing back from losing a high school coaching job and Manziel becoming the electrifying player he was in college would make a great story. I just don't see it happening. It will be like Brian's Song except both Sayers and Piccolo die at the end.

😂😂😂 Vilify??? Oh hell no! I'd like to see her as the FACE of the DNC!!! Sure Bernie is good...and GrandmaKankles is awesome...but they're not going to live forever. 😥 With She Guevara, we've got potentially 50 years of dipshittery to look forward to! She's perfect...she's the poster child for how even elite colleges don't make you smart. With a $280,000 Boston University education in economics, She Guevara has the same economic knowledge as my yellow lab. Having an economics degree and embracing socialism is like having a medical degree and embracing blood letting as your go to cure-all. The more she speaks the dumber she sounds. Lucky for us the leftist & their minions in the MSM painted her as a Presidential candidate after winning a leftist stronghold with 14,000 votes. 😂🤣😂 Sadly, the GOP 'elite' will probably fuck this up yet.

The whole point is that Cruz doesn't stand for anything. You can't trust what he says or does, because he will backtrack like a fucking pussy at the first sign that his political career may be derailed. That's not a theory, that's a fact made plainly obvious on the biggest stage of his career. I have always disliked Cruz, but for that one moment when he stood up to Trump on the national stage, I was ready to give him major credit. Fast forward a couple of weeks later, he flips over on his back, spreads his legs,and lets Trump go balls deep.

Here's a surprisingly great update: I have had issues with my job for years, specifically that my pay is too low. I argued with more than one supervisor (not in a rude way) but never got anywhere. I work for the state and getting a raise is near impossible. After going to therapy for my anger issues (and talking with you fine fuckers), I realized it's all just bullshit and I need to quit wasting my time dwelling on it. I can't control that, I can only control my own feelings. So I moved on, let go of the frustration and just did my job. I even started to like it. Well, today I got called into the office. Our office did a market adjustment, in comparison to the private sector, and I got a fat bump (not near Surly 1% but good for a state flunky). More than I could've ever thought was possible. I almost cried when my boss told me that I earned it, due to my performance. Fucking A.

Those home warranties are almost as fucking worthless as title insurance and the thieves offering them probably bribed TREC to put that on the form.

F-that

“Shut up, silly woman, Said the reptile with a grin You knew damn well I was a snake Before you let me in.”

The Bill Moyers timeline of the Russia investigation has moved. Interesting read. https://investigaterussia.org/timelines/everything-we-know-about-russia-and-president-trump

Voting for Ted Cruz to be your US Senator is like voting for Steve Patterson to be your AD. They’re guaranteed to fuck things up and will definitely listen to you as long as you got dem corporate bucks, otherwise, they aint give no fucks.

Weaponized autism.

You'd totally get away with it, too. If anyone had the right to shoot here, it was the black guy. He came out of a store and saw and armed man confronting his wife. He had the right to defend them. The only reason the old, white guy walked up to that car with his chest out is that he knew he was armed. Such a bullshit case.

Trying to get caught up on stuff from over the weekend and when I was out of town last week, and APD booking photo site now experiencing errors. Even more to catch up on tomorrow...

Pulling the gun doesn't bother me (though, there is the psychological element of would he have even approached the car had he not had that protection). If you're about to get your ass kicked, go for it, draw your weapon. But proceeding to pull the trigger after the assailant does exactly what you'd expect--stops and backs away--is an entirely different animal and completely fucked up. This dude has been wanting to shoot someone for a long, long time.

The hypocrisy of the fictional left knows no bounds.

Got nothing to add as a Poke except I was mightily satisfied with that bowl beat down against Misery y’all laid down. Hell I hate the horns down shit almost as much as y’all do, but to see Backpack lose was incredibly satisfying as an outsider too.

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I hope you dance.

A little nudge for those who have bought Beto shirts: wear them. The donation is nice, but you can take it to the next step by wearing the shirt out in public. It sucks because most campaign shirts are poorly made and unflattering, but getting the name recognition helps. You'll also find people come up and talk to you about the candidate, which helps build momentum and excitement. You may even get some Cruz voters come up and say, "I voted for Cruz last time, but, now..." That's an opportunity to normalize the idea of switching sides.

Per the same poll, people have also stopped caring about abortion, social security, and gay rights. Only 1% of the people care about terrorism or taxes. So, I guess we can just stop talking about those issues and focus on the really specific "dissatisfaction with government" issue, whatever the fuck that is. Great work Gallup. Well done.

Like clockwork man. Like clockwork. She always comes home with a bunch of stuff, starting the conversation with, "I saved....". Last week she came home with this because it was on sale. I said that'd be great if our boys were 3 years old; they're 6 and 11. Her counter was that the 6 year-old needed core exercise. I told her crunches were free. Tone.

Sure but in short ....fuck them they made thier bed and can rot

Salt brings out the best in the melon, perhaps some of you should leave our melons alone, ride that mule back north.

Well, that's one way to stop incorrectly capitalizing words you want to emphasize.

This argument needs to die. Generations are different and society changes. I'm more liberal in my 40s than I was in my 20s.

Fuck yourself

Well, that would be you, BT. You're the fucking problem. And if you fuck this up with your stupid pie-in-the-sky contagion, then you're just as bad as any Trumpkin. I'm serious, you have the strategic mind of RC Slocum's retarded brother.

I had that same realization early on. One of the biggest obstacles in my drinking life was the deep, unspoken, almost unconscious belief that I was broken and everyone else was okay. The best thing I've learned from AA (and elsewhere) is that absolutely everyone is broken. And we're all trying to put ourselves back together from something. And that's okay. A lot of people succeed.

Correct. You'll drink to Donald. And that's why you suck balls. Fuck off.

Still not as many crabs as your mom has.

Hell Urban Meyer came out and purposely misconstrued Tom Herman (a former assistants) “pixie dust” comment and taunted the team saying “you just gave up 51” and nobody called him out for it. Nobody calls out coaches or players for throwing the Horns down but a coach celebrates with his team mocking a jackass who spent a month talking shit and it’s the worst thing ever....FOH