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Twitter shadow banning Republicans spreading fake news; Trump actually banning CNN reporters for spreading the truth.

Langi has Polynesian ties is the new Colt and Shipley’s dads were roommates in college. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Here is the LSU-themed one. It's called Tigerbait. They are pretty excited about it.

I've been asked by the Texas A&M Athletic Department to review their 2018 uniforms. I'll be sharing them here. Please vote for your favorite. Here's the first: SECrew

Some pussies in here this morning, and not the good kind

A Tribe called Meth

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And....none of them would matter. Shoot a man in the face on 5th Avenue...he skates. The GOP stands more firmly in defense of trump, protecting him from the rule of law, in stark contrast to how they stand in defense of the country and protect it from hostile nations attacking our elections. The GOP is actively working against the United States, and against the rule of law. That’s an actual thing that’s happening.

I assume that Mueller will open the first “no collusion!” tweet and realize the errors of his ways and close up shop.

System of a Downs

True. He couldn't even keep Grandy around for a single offseason.

So, they were successful.

Pretty sure Twitter can ban whomever they want, you fat fascist fuck.

If Video footage of Russian hookers peeing on Trump was released. Rudy: look that is probably 90% vodka, very little actual urine gets on Trump. But this is his personal business, it is really a sad that the MSM Is talking about this.

Nice of these guys to voluntarily do Demarco Boyd's community service for him.

Man, DeShon's pool party suddenly became the story of the summer

Once again Swam shows his ass when trying to argue economics. His ignorance on the subject is astounding...and impressive. Your 3 posts are about 3 unrelated activities. Trade deficits don't mean what you seem to think they do and, in and of themselves, are not bad...but don't take my word for it, read what the libtards over at the CATO Institute wrote back in 1998 "Government-subsidized lending" encompasses things like FHA home loans, student loans, and SBA loans, not subsidies to major corporations; which are more often than not, grants and tax incentives, not loans...had you read the article you posted, you may have been able to figure that out. We borrow money from other countries because we have a budget deficit, not because of the trade deficit. The only relation is that a large part of our budget deficit is due to tax cuts, and protectionist tactics such as farm subsidies, etc. Putting aside your fundamental misunderstanding of how it all works, please let us know which "heavily tariffed" goods the US government is buying from Europe?

... unless you miss Spanish class.

08 Texas > 08 Florida

Umm, Popeyes is fucking fantastic, and if you disagree something is wrong with you.

They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.

I just wanted to post here that Paul Wesley is a fucking rock star. Here’s an abridged version of the email I sent him: “Finally unboxed it. Wow. It looks and plays like it came straight from Sweetwater. Just gorgeous and silky with fresh 9’s on it. Haven’t plugged it in yet but I’ve no doubt it’s got some versatility and crunch. I can’t begin to tell you how pleased I am.... ” Holy shit, guys. I LOVE this Epi gold top. Yeah, TTIWWP. I’ll get some pr0n up by this evening. Rock on, Surly. Rock on, Paul.

"I was born and raised in Texas. I know how important high school football is to the voters of this state. 'Friday Night Lights' was about the tradition and importance of high school football in Texas - not California, not New York, not Calgary. Why is Ted Cruz trying to schedule debates on Friday nights? Why is Ted Cruz trying to hide from voters across the state when he is up for re-election? I've visited all 254 countries of this state during my campaign to talk to anyone and everyone from the Golden Triangle to the Panhandle to the Valley. Why is Ted Cruz trying to avoid the Texans he claims to represent?"

Anybody got that friend that he is too shy to get a girlfriend, but he wants to eat at Hooters and when you go there he acts like Dos Equis Man and all the girls know his name?

Gonna be fun to watch Republicans argue that spreading misinformation is necessary to their platform.

The Yankees are 5-4 against Boston this year. That isn't anywhere close to owning them you stupid fuck.

Trump Republicans don't even pretend to be sincere. They knowingly forsake moral responsibility in the name of personal beliefs and financial greed. I don't consider that just black and white hypocrisy. It's much nastier.

Seaquest? The boat is docked in Ohio. It should be named FlammableRiverQuest.

Which produced one of the most uninspiring inspirational speeches ever, which Tebow read in a monotone from a script at the post-game press conference. Yet the media treated it like the Gettysburg Address.

I wonder if it has anything to do with Brew's recruiting violation from the last time Shepherd was on their campus.

You mean like beating the shit out of Bama, Mack riding off into the sunset, Saban being hired here and us not wallowing in our own feces for 3/4 of a decade? Nope, never thought about it.

You must have somehow missed the threads at the top of the board about Separation of families Trump's big government intervention in the market place via tariffs and handouts Privacy vs. Security where Republicans want to have full access to all information on all Americans Jim Jordan, Republican hopeful for Speaker who didn't think saying something about sexual assault was necessary The politically motivated arrest of Stormy Daniels It's truly a mystery how you only seem to miss the threads where the GOP is acting like big government goons. Bewildering, really. Oh wait, you found the thread about Sasha Baron Cohen's new show. I'm sure in there you pointed out all the horrific things the Republicans said. Let's go check. Oh no, sorry. You just complained about SBC and people trying to "get" other people. Somehow the biggest issue with Republicans saying horrific things on camera was the fact that society wants to see such things. You're a clown.

Florida Georgia Line A Trailer Too Late.

Ok--so here's the problem: you're talking about something completely different. In 2014, people (primarily) in Central America started sending their kids unaccompanied to the United States in hopes of obtaining asylum. It coincided with the Obama Administration's implementation of DACA. Of course, the DACA program only applies to people who had already entered the United States accompanied by their parents. So it wouldn't apply to unaccompanied minors. But as it went through the Central American rumor mill, somehow people got the idea that if they sent their kids to America they'd be let in and not deported under DACA. In other words, people in Central America were sending their kids to the United States alone. That's what you saw at CRP. And that's what the article you posted is about. The Obama Administration did not, however, split children up from their parents if they arrived here together. That's what Trump is doing, and that's different. That's kidnapping. It's the difference between me sending my kids unaccompanied to Dallas on Southwest Airlines to visit their grandparents and a flight attendant grabbing my kids from me at the airport and putting them on an undisclosed flight to some undisclosed location and not telling me how to find them. And for the record, if you want to weed through the scat porn and look back at the old site, you'll see that I was very critical of the Obama Administration's actions in 2014. Irrespective of what you think of DACA, I thought it was somewhat foreseeable that it would lead to an increase in immigration by children. And it became apparent at a very early stage that (1) the government hadn't anticipated that particular consequence and (2) was woefully unprepared for that unintended consequence. I still think that was a huge demerit for that Administration, which doesn't lack for demerits.

It was go-gurt, not a ham sandwich.

I used to sober up at McDonalds, but they recently installed those kiosks. Now I know every fucking body on Surly thinks a touch-screen kiosk is heaven. Lemme tell you what I saw: Old People pawing at the touchscreen with the same fingers they use to scratch the rash under their Depends (the old people loved that damn screen, go figure), and Fat-Ass Little Kids slapping their wet-booger paws all over the touchscreen like a potter at the wheel, if pottery were made from fired snot instead of clay. Now I realize this probably pales in filth compared to the food prep area, but I snapped. I haven't been back. I figure I should just drink less.

Dude, nobody is buying your bullshit. I was curious if I was misremembering you so I just went through your entire post history. From Day 1 on here, your whole shtick has been "I'm a centrist, but here's why the Republicans are right." It's annoyingly transparent and you are not fooling anyone.

Is it any coincidence that this news about A&M making a push with Shepherd came right after Footwork King paid a visit to College Station?

Fuck off with the political bullshit.

Nixon looked greasy and nervous on TV so that kept us from electing him to the presidency until 1968. Dukakis looked like a dork in that tank helmet. Bush wins going away. Howard Dean's voice cracked in a moment of high enthusiasm. Dangerous maniac! Run, America, run! Hillary. Something about emails and Podesta pedophile pizza pies. A witch who should count herself lucky she hasn't been burned or tossed in the Potomac. (If she drowned, at least we would know she hadn't been a witch after all.) Trump: Serial philanderer. Heathen. Moron. Failed casino magnate. Boaster about sexual assault. Tool of the Russians. Can't tell if he's lying or not about anything he says. Mocker of the handicapped. Crypto-racist. Stiffer of contractors. Hypocritical about every goddamn thing. Employer of illegal immigrants, destroyer of immigrant families. Draft dodger who demands military parades to stroke his ego. King of shady emoluments. Kids run around the world on company business on our dime. Writes book called Art of the Deal; pays porn star six figures for sex. This is who we deserve for our sins. It's the End of Days.

Father-in-law did that on a fishing trip in Mexico 20 years ago, and I called him out on it. We haven't spoken since. Good riddance to that trashy motherfucker.

Assholes who toss their cigarette butts out their car window and onto the ground when they're done smoking. You smoked it in your car, so keep it in your car until you get somewhere that has a trash can, fuckwad. I hate litterers in general, but for whatever reason, this particular type of trash-laying makes my blood boil.