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Not my proudest fap.

Imagine if someone wrote "Carrington has strong African-American ties" as much as the Langi thing for every black kid that came in. It's stupid and bordering on something else. 247 has its shitty style guide that churns every post out like it's a Clarence Thomas concurrence, but that one needs to end.

It’s kind of like how Barry Switzer turned around the Cowboys after the disastrous Jimmy Johnson years.

This whole scandal is really starting to remind me of the Patrick Dempsey film, "Loverboy." For those who haven't seen it, Dempsey takes on a summer job delivering pizzas to earn enough money to pay for his next semester in college. Turns out that one of the other delivery guys is a gigolo for lonely older women who order up a pizza with extra anchovies, and one day Dempsey ends up taking over his gigolo duties. Shenanigans ensue when his own mother orders up a special delivery. Just like the protagonist played by Dempsey, Trump became a whore for Russian cash. Now Mueller has ordered up some extra anchovies and Trump's trying to sneak out the bathroom window before he gets caught.

Putin:DOTUS relationship

Grimace can flat-out scrap.

I will offer my virgin anus to whatever prevailing deity makes the hammer drop. If a god came down today and asked for my butt flower to restore sanity, equity, and reason to the populace of the United fucking States of America in exchange to see Trump and anyone complicit in his crimes be punished for wrongdoing... well, I'd probably shit a fucking red, white, and blue rainbow and salute the goddamn flag and do my duty for country. I still believe in who we are and i will fight for it. I just don't think what we have right now is actually America. This is a mob run operation

I always laugh when some Billy badass talks about keeping your eye glued to every pitch in a 3.5 hour game. You’re sitting in the stands not playing short stop for the Yankees Put the nets up already.

Makes total sense that a member of this POTUS's cabinet flies another country's flag on her yacht.

Can we get Mueller some secret service guys?

Today: I did not know about that meeting Tomorrow: Who is Donald Trump, Jr.? He was nobody, a low-level coffee boy in my campaign. I only have 2 sons, Eric and Barron.

Boats have really changed lately.

Let's see, it takes about 20 minutes to go around the room so everyone can praise Trump, and then there's the snack break, followed by closing remarks ("NO COLLUSION!!!"). Yeah, 30 minutes sounds good.

Hit a cyclist? I see no crime there.

In this corner coming in at 235 Big Macs

Yes, I'd like one McWhoopin with a side of boob, please. Hold the chair.

I waited tables at Pappasito's in Austin during the late 90's. Paid my way through Texas thanks to them and Outback. Anyway, one morning pre-shift meeting at Sito's, we have the GM come in to talk to us, and he's all pumped about the day and shit, and he asks us enthusiastically "If you could change or add one thing to our restaurant to improve the experience, what would it be?!?". Me being the Gen X dickhead that I was, I raise my hand and he calls on me first. I offer up "I think we should add a flag to the table and allow customers to raise it just like at Pancho's". He lost his shit, yanked me out of the room and sent me home for the day. Fuck it, I thought it was funny, but I was happy not to be fired. Anyway, my roommate and I then went and ate lunch at Pancho's on Oltorf in homage to my dickheadery and the deliciousness of the trash food that was the Pancho's buffet.

trump has completed a full 360 degree turnaround of our economy!

More rhyme gifs:

Ah, America. Where disgusting violence is less offensive than a tit.

I don't quite follow that, but +rep for working a detailed synopsis of the plot of Can't Buy Me Love into this discussion.

I disagree Eddie, I think there is a lot more like treason, theft of services, money laundering, fraud, mail fraud, tax evasion, obstruction and blackmail. But I do think the lying will be the smoking gun that fuels and justifies ongoing and yet to be announced investigations. And once people start turning on them, then everyone will, including his base. If anyone remembers the movie "Can't Buy Me Love" with Patrick Dempsey. Dempsey paid the head cheerleader to pretend to date him, so he could be accepted as the cool kid. He got a huge head, she outed him, he went to pariah in a flash. Same thing here, bigger scale. Dempsey came by his money to buy fame and popularity legally. I would guess at the beginning Trump did too. He inherited and borrowed. But after those sources ran out he turned to crime to keep his charade up. We are at that point where he is about to be outed. How well that is done depends on Mueller, and how well he does it determines how quickly Trump and his base crumble.

Maybe Rudy was just in the right place at the right time

You can’t be this dense...

Mongo only pawn, in game of life.

No, you're right and have always been. All of the government-supplied economic numbers are fake. The economy is as terrible as you always said it was under Obama, real unemployment is skyrocketing, and the debt is all that matters and is bigger than ever. New York is an economic and crime wasteland unde DeBlasio, just as you predicted. Seattle is in ruins, as is California. And let's not forget that the payday lenders have been slayed!

Goddammit it's the aggy network. He could have added a dose of listeria to it and they would have lapped it up willingly.

In order: 1) Russia offered Don Jr. dirt on Clinton; 2) He replied, "I love it!"; 3) Trump announced he would give a major new speech with dirt on Clinton; 4) Don Jr. attended the meeting but didn't get new dirt; 5) Trump never gave that speech; 6) Trump pleaded, "Russia, if you're listening..."

We were middle class, not rich.

That's like some sci-fi time-travel scenario where the less-fat past self gets ass-whooped by the much-more-fat future self.

Y’all are gonna laugh when Mueller’s report comes out and it’s like 40% Can’t Buy Me Love analogies.

Maybe I"m naive but I don't buy that report at all. You're telling me after a serious accident Demarco's first action is to go start swinging on a guy before checking on his teammates/brother? I'm not denying Demarco took swings at this guy but the timeline doesn't make any logical sense to me. I still feel there had to be some type of verbal altercation before Demarco reacted. Again, Demarco is still responsible for his actions and that doesn't make Kincade any less of a victim. But I find the timeline to be odd. My reaction would be to check on my teammates/brother, figure out what the hell actually happened, talk to the other driver first, and so on. But like I said maybe I'm naive to think Demarco didn't act with a moment of rage. Regardless, I'm still willing to bet there was some type of verbal disagreement/altercation/whatever you want to call it before Demarco started swinging.

Seems very Freudian that Hamm is calling his new site a "beta" site. Must have found out the ex wife has a new boyfriend while cyber-stalking her facebook. Now he and Jimbo have a something in common to talk about.

While Trump plays golf and watches other people play golf, 92 year-old Jimmy Carter is out building houses for the poor: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/former-president-jimmy-carter-92-builds-homes-for-poor-while-trump-watches-golf-a7842551.html

I’m the beginning of all of this I didn’t really think trump colluded with the Russians. I’m now pretty much convinced he did. And if proven true, he and his cohorts need to answer charges for treason. And receive the full punishment.

Can we start arresting and executing all of these fucking traitors?

28 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said: Needs more sec and a JFF autograph I think we've definitely plussed it. #workingtogether Next up: The Wrath of Jimbo

Chef Hamm with the fibs y’all.

Here is the LSU-themed one. It's called Tigerbait. They are pretty excited about it.

A Tribe called Meth