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Beck is innocent. But only because he's never done anything offensive in his life.

I'll throw in the very speculative info I know -- I was born in Texas but grew up mostly in Hawaii since 3rd grade through graduation and still live there 10-14 weeks out of the year, and Austin the rest of the year and I graduated from the same school as Tufono and have contributed to the program, etc. I know people that know his family, but nothing directly so I admit it's speculation on some level based on hearsay. Tufono: He's not as physically gifted as Teo was coming out of Punahou, but he's a very sharp young man and much better mentally than Teo, and to be honest, I can see a lot of Hawaii born kids liking the city of Austin. <----- (this probably deserves its own post at some point) I think he is going to commit to Texas. UW is the main competitor, but I don't think they will change his mind in time. I really hope we get him because everything I hear about him is that he is focused, smart, and disciplined in a good way (and again this very much is comparing Tufono to Teo as the standard bearer as that's how many process it like say Mariota vs. Tua) mentally but not the same physical player and has leadership qualities that could be huge at that position down the road. Tuitele: His family has met with Tua's family and they are both St. Louis (current two time defending state champ in their new tournament bracket system by division) players, and I think Alabama will win as of now but Texas should root really hard for Alabama to steal from LSU that DT (Sopsher?) because that might help lead him at least in the direction of Texas. Landing any other Hawaii player helps too, Hawaii kids definitely support each other outside of Hawaii in a way that is very strong. Fully admit a lot of speculation and basing it on others and not myself directly, so take it with a grain of salt but there is hopefully some substance behind it.

I saw two polynesian guys yesterday competing to see who could bench press the most. One of them put up 350. Then the other guy went and also hit 350. So they both benched the exact same amount in the competition. And I was like "Damn. That's a strong, polynesian, tie."

I think Tim Beck knew too - he should also be put on leave

Tiffany is alone now.

Sounds like where there is smoke there is Meyer

Yes. Attack him. Humiliate him. Taunt him. Mock him. RELENTLESSLY. His ego is his strength, and his weakness. Attack it without mercy or pause. He has tiny hands, a little dick, and no money. He's a functional retard. The only way he can get pussy is to buy it, which means he's never been with a woman who isn't a whore. He has the mind of a child. He eats like a brat. He cheats at golf because he fucking sucks at it. Everyone in the world has made him their bitch. Everyone in the world laughs at him.

Why doesn’t he just sprinkle some fairy dust on it?

Tell your brother not to tell you if he gives him free shoes so you don't post it on messageboards

Strong. Polynesian.Tines

You should try equivocating with a fanbase that isn't fundamentally head and shoulders simply better than yours from a moral fiber perspective. You fucking clowns self-select into the trash that your fanbase is. You mentioned a qualifier with being ashamed to be an alumni and fan. Let me help you out - you should just be ashamed. You have a sad, shitty degree from a university with a history of corruption, cheating, and cover-ups - and these are often bragging points from your end when brought to the surface. You chose to be a participant in a fanbase that has poo-poo'ed and excused one transgression against women after another. It's almost as though that is a core value for you fucking shit heels. So fuck off with even the notion of thinking we're having a discussion of equals or anything close. You are shining our fucking shoes in the ranks of humanity and we don't want to hear your unintelligent, uninformed noise as though we're peers.

Especially if your argument evolves as.... 1) I never robbed that bank. I have never been to that bank. 2) Ok yes I did go to that bank but I never robbed it. 3) No one robbed the bank. 4) Someone robbed the bank, but it wasn't us it was our opponent 5) What's so wrong about robbing banks anyway? We didn't do it, but our opponents did, so lock them up. 6) ????? 7) Prison.

This kind of reminds me of the time I saw this guy benching 400 and his ethnicity wasn't readily apparent. So I said, "wow, you are strong." We got to talking and it turned out his dad was from Samoa and his mom was from Thailand. He was one strong Polynesian-Thai.

You know you're a good citizen when you're arguing "sure he committed crimes against our nation and enabled the morally reprehensible invasion of a separate sovereign nation resulting in the murder of innocents BUT HE SHOULDN'T BE ON TRIAL BECAUSE THIS INVESTIGATOR SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT THAT STUFF!"

An inherited tool in an inherited war. How many service members did Bush get killed? How about Obama? You're being disingenuous if you're asserting that there's any comparison between the two. Dumbya actually believed that the great presidents make their name during wartime. Obama was an unwilling warrior with a shit hand forced on him by his shit predecessor.

I'm not worried about Herman getting in trouble regarding this story for like 10 reasons, and anyone doing so is clueless. That considered, this is why you don't hire and protect your bros, especially those who have problems keeping themselves from doing bad shit to women or enabling it. In that context, the hiring of Casey Horny is an indicator to me that Herman is arrogant enough to fall for the same kind of fucked up shit Meyer just did. I hope there's a cautionary tale here for the likes of Herman that people at the top heed in the future.

Hey burr -- "WE as a society" aren't sitting in a room on fire, sipping coffee. YOU ARE. YOU, the captains of the nutless gutless Congress. This is all on you. All of it. You have the power to address the problem -- here's a shocking suggestion. BORROW A PAIR OF TESTICLES, THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE PROBLEM.

What if fuck you?

A lot of the people you are talking about are fucking cowards. Yelling at Jim Acosta is one thing, but they found out, and keep finding out, what happens to their kind when they shout the n-word at people, or get identified on social media as marching in white-supremacist shit. They get fired. They get ostracized by society and in some cases, their own families. Their businesses go under. For all of their bluster online, they are scared shitless of being outted on social media, and when their inner demons are exposed, they cry like fucking babies about how that's not really who they are. Speaking of which, they whine like little bitches when they are booted off of social media, but what do they do besides whine? Do they make their own platform, do they shoot up the place, etc.? No, they fucking whine on other social media platforms. It's fucking horrible what is happening with these kids, but the rule of law is trying to work, and these kids were ordered to be reunited with family. Much of what Trump has done can be reversed - we can't take away the trauma from these little kids, but we can elect better people. Trump is his own worst enemy. He will reap what he sows, whether that be with Mueller, or with Congress going after him in January. I've donated money, I think my wife roped me into some phone banking for Beto and possibly into some other GOTV stuff. I've made it clear to family and friends why I'm no longer a Republican and why I think the GOP is horrible, and I even throw in the "the GOP goes against the teachings of Christ" bit. That's about the limit of what I can and will do up through November.

Strong Polynesian lies.

Strong Polynesian Tithes

Strong Polynesian Thighs:

Coherent, articulate. I miss having a POTUS like that.

Well, it is a long way up to the table.

While Zach was working on his own battery charge.

Time for a banning of "Tell me about" titles.

It sounds like you have strong Polynesian ties.

I mean. I fucking post here, don't I?

When a Mexican airliner crashes, do the passengers come flying out like candy?

If his Russian investors asked for all their money back his net worth would be in negative hundreds of millions. I am convinced that to the extent he self-funded parts of his campaign he was using illegally laundered Russian money.

Trump slaps the top of a Wal-Mart and boasts about the number of Mexican babies it can contain.

Waiting for Kirk Herbstreit to weigh in on Twitter. Silence is deafening.

Uh, dude, that story is 5 years old.

Eat shit you stupid fucking Sooner. Mixon. Chaisson. Hall. Bell. Clay. Parks. Thompson. Roberts. Overstreet. Hale. and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on... Comparing your mouth-breathing brethren and their ability to not only ignore but embrace some of the worst fucking humans out there because they have a paper clip on their head to Texas fans is not going to end well for you. Probably a 3000:1 kind of thing, so STFU and stay in your lane with crock pot recipes, farks, and meth. The trailer park triumvirate.

I think we're in an environment where we can't really be sure how far down the rabbit hole this could take Meyer. I've just witnessed the Astros get publicly roasted by every sports media outlet in print, audio and digital that covers baseball for trading for a woman beater. This is a guy who has been punished by baseball with a big suspension and hasn't been found guilty yet in a court of law, and the Astros have had a clean rep, yet they're being castigated now as basically rape enablers and the baseball equivalent of Pol Pot or some shit. If Meyer is proven to be a liar on this, and he was categorical in his denial last week, and that proof ultimately shows him as worse than being a liar such as a sympathizer, an enabler or indifferent with facts in hand and direct knowledge of behavior, I'm not actually sure this couldn't be enough to end his regime. There is high, high hostility towards abuse of females in any manner and all of this is new terrain. If there is any rocket fuel in these texts, we don't know how much ignites in that program because of it. On top of it all, Meyer is a proven weak bitch when it comes to handling direct moral adversity associated to his character. I like this kind of controversy being pushed in Ohio State's direction either way, because fuck that fanbase.

Live look at Urban Meyer's arteries:

Most of the august games: But hey, FOOTBALL ISS FOOTBALL!!!! Line 'em up!

Q is another in a long line of symptoms that arise from our access to unlimited information. While as a whole access to information is a huge benefit, the problem arises when people aren't educated or intelligent enough to sift through information and be discerning consumers. As we all know, language can be powerful, and these people are no different than the rubes who used to fall for the charms of every snake oil salesman who rode through town on horseback to separate fools from their money. I think there's also a subset of those people who are well educated and intelligent, and they just willfully choose to live in an escapist fantasy world where pizza places molest children and all of the leadership of the world is conspiring against them. Makes it easy to justify or rationalize being a worthless lazy slob, because you have no chance anyway, dontchaknow.

Most Successful Russian collusion evar!

My at least partially plausible worst case: Russia has intentionally built a house of cards around Trump designed to collapse at a time of their choosing and will use the constitutional crisis and deadlock at the office of the Commander-in-chief to invade Ukraine. The rest of NATO stalls to debate whether or not they can back Russia down without the US and by the time it is all sorted out, Russia is too entrenched in Ukraine to do anything about it without risking MAD. The Russians would be in a world of hurt because those Ukraine girls can really knock you out. They leave the west behind.