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He picked the first mangy dog he saw at the pound because he was too lazy to look at any others, but he washed it and trained it up and it turned out to be a surprisingly good pet.

You know what I'll never understand about social media? Why anyone would ever think that anyone else would possibly give a shit about asinine bullshit such as this.

If only statcast had the technology to measure the launch angle and exit velocity of yankee balls that have been hit off of your chin.

So Wilson is sick when he reads a story that Herman tipped McMurohy off, but not a word about being sick that Meyer knowingly employed a serial wife beater? Fuck him, seems like a perfect fit for tOSU or OU.

I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing: Let's go one by one: Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. She's was a clerk at the DMV her entire adult life and is now retired and receiving pension benefits, yet constantly complains about the size of the government and tax rates. She once touched Ronald Reagan's shoulder at a campaign event in 1980 and has not washed that hand since. She thinks all lives matter, not just black ones. Bernadette Older sister of Beatrice, the two have not spoken since Beatrice touched Reagan as Bernadette alleges Beatrice slapped her hand out of the way to touch him first. They have lived in the same house their entire adult lives. Ted Cruz reminds her of her own son, Bernard, who she hasn't seen in 30 years because he got his ear pierced senior year and she threw him out of the house. She isn't exactly sure who Ted Cruz is, and is concerned that his last name ends in a Z, but she still supports him because Lincoln was a Republican. Joe Joe is a retired Sheriff and came to see Cruz speak because he wanted to hear Cruz's position on building the wall. Joe believes that the wall is the only way to keep the residents of Brownwood safe, event though they are 100s of miles from the border. Joe has seen first hand the impact that illegal immigration has had on Brownwood from when he was a sheriff and he busted what he calls "the cartels" when he pulled over a 20 year old Hispanic man because he was bored and then found a roach in the car. Joe loves to tell anyone within earshot at the cafeteria how he wasn't afraid to testify at the trial and made sure the guy got 30 years in prison. In his free time, Joe watches Fox News and that's about it. Saul Saul is the town mechanic down at Saul's Auto. He employs three Hispanic mechanics who do all of the repair work. He casually uses racial slurs around them and pays them below minimum wage and in cash. He smokes 3 packs of Marlboro Lights 100s a day. He's been rebuilding a '67 Camaro for the last 15 years but can't ever get it running and for some reason. He thinks the other mechanics are sabotaging it but he can't yet prove it, although Joe has some ideas of how they can set up a sting operation. Unknown No one is really sure who this guy is or where he came from. When asked his name he replied "Under the laws of the Constitution I am a sovereign man and you cannot make me answer." He never misses a Ted Cruz speech, unless he is on duty monitoring Jade Helm exercises or on vacation in Charlottesville. Bill Bill always comes to Underwood Cafeteria from his job at the plant on Thursdays for lunch, because Thursday is the meatloaf special, and Bill loves the meatloaf special. All Bill wanted to do was enjoy his meatloaf special, and then this asshole gets up and starts talking about god knows what. Bill should have known this was going to happen when he saw all these cunts like Joe and Beatrice in here. Bill just wants to eat his fucking meatloaf in peace.

Shouldn't have thrown your hat in with a wife beater, bucko

WTH?!

WRs are a dime a dozen. We've landed multiple high profile WRs and they amount to nothing without a good QB. We're loaded there and have some studs committed in Smith and Whittington. This has nothing to do with Wilson and I could give two fucks if he ends up at Texas. I know the kid is 17 or 18, but it's sad that he's sticking up for a wife beater and a man that hid domestic abuse for so long. Good on Herman if he helped her and good on him if he did this to give Meyer a big fuck you. Meyer has shit on Herman every chance he has gotten publicly. This dude has cheated at multiple programs. He left Florida because he couldn't control the thugs he recruited there. Percy Harvin punched and choked his WR coach during practice and Urban didn't so much as suspend him for a single game. Now his own coach is choking and beating his wife and he hides it. This is the type of coach he is. He is the ultimate piece of shit and I hope Herman keeps leaking more shit on on Meyer if he has it.

The Herman’s helped out a victim of domestic violence? Why the fuck does anything think this is a bad thing?

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Cat. Because you don’t have to remember to walk it, or pick up its shit, or call recruits.

There's nothing in their proposal that couldn't be built into this context.

Bill's so vain. I bet he thought those pictures were about him.

Yeah it's common for pussy football players to develop the ability to truck NFL linebackers at age 22 or 23. The dude was better than Kyle Porter last year and we didn't play him for whatever reason. Get over it and wish him well.

I like you, man. You know I do. But read the fucking article and shut the fuck up until you do. Thanks.

Tazing her once, I understand. But if he had done it a second time, that'd be re-volting.

This is now the world in which we live. Obvious facts are now obscured by social media campaigns. Counter offensives are focused on clouding the truth. The populous buys in, wholeheartedly, to reconfirm their existing confirmation biases. It makes them feel good and secure. Facts no longer matter. Only grand perception matters.

I’m just glad the endless cycle of hirings and firings in CFB never lined up for Urban to be our coach. Not that he wanted to be, but still glad it never happened. He’s a maggot. We’d almost certainly have won big, but my tolerance for this kind of trash grows less by the day.

the italian football league is gonna have some solid coaches in the next few years

TexAgs is having a banner year for batshit craziness. They are fully on board with that Q anonymous shit. https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2921132/295 I half expect them to bust out with diagrams linking Tom Herman to ancient alien civilizations and Nazis on the moon, with a UFO being stored under Littlefield Fountain.

Must be gettin' hot in here.

The better question is why would anyone be upset? If true Tom and/or his wife helped end a spiral of spousal abuse and hurt those that protected it I'm ok with that.

end thread. fuck you ohio state

Why would we take some Ohio state beat writer’s word for this? Do we take Hamm’s word for anything?

This is a pretty ridiculous statement. Go back and watch some of the games from early in the season. Warren was all over the field doing everything asked of him (repeatedly blocking for the QB, getting downfield to block for receivers). What was rarely asked of him was to run the ball. Rewatch the KSU game. Without his downfield fumble recovery (can't remember which receiver of ours fumbled), and without him carrying half the KSU defense for 4 yards to get into the endzone after running into our shitty OL 2 yards behind the LOS, we don't win that game. For whatever reason the coaches clearly favored Porter, but their preference certainly wasn't based on in game performance. I don't fault Warren for leaving and wish him the best of luck.

How the fuck exactly did a nutjob stealing a plane end up on this thread? Whoever put it here really needs to step back and think about the shit you try to link to Trump. He's a fucking orange piece of shit, and I hope he chokes on a McRib, but he's not responsible for some nut stealing a plane in SEA.

Yeast Mode.

It was me.

Is it time for a Fuck Chip Brown banner?

Chip Brown trying to foster his premise that Calvin Anderson is weak and small, Herman shuts him down. Fuck you you cunt chip brown.

Ohio State fans are some of the worst shitbags I have ever encountered. Fuck them and their wife-beating enabling bullshit. I hope all of this is true.

Fucking mental cases the OSU fans. TH is a POS for not protecting Urban who is covering up spousal abuse? fuck those jackasses.

Go to Daily Texan and check out the Time for Another My Dog Is Awesome thread. Same thing. I'm glad you love you're dog, but to me it's just another fucking dog. I don't care.

Article from the Boston Globe, for those interested:

I guess we should consider ourselves progressive that we have the first openly gay sports writer covering Texas football?

ATC transcripts apparently show his dad getting involved in a desperate attempt to talk him down. Dad: “I didn’t know you could fly a plane!” Son: “...fly, yes. Land, no”.

XR, I was being sarcastic you dumb bitch

I'm old enough to remember when standing up for human rights was an American thing.

Comparing seating capacity is like comparing undergraduate enrollment. A&M has more students than us. Fine. Who fucking cares? We have a new medical school and the US Army Futures Command along with multiple best-of-the-best colleges (business, engineering, etc). We don't have the same mission as Texas A&M. We never did. They've gone from turning out dudes who stick their arms up cow vaginas to the Arizona State of the SEC, just a big mostly pointless four-year "university" that anyone with a pulse can get into. FUCK THEM. They are irrelevant to what we're doing whether it's varsity athletics, intramural Quidditch, or academics.