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Didn't see this posted yet from Bitchass Bobby Burton

Even worse is that when Omarosa recorded those conversations she was wearing a fruit hat and riding a donkey in the Situation Room. Nobody noticed because there was a lot of antics going on that day. Scott Pruitt was in the corner displaying the mobility his pants provided by doing air karate. Stephen Miller was wearing a sombrero and leaning back with his feet on the table and casually eating a bowl of baby mice like they were grapes. Rob Porter was forcing some strange young girl to eat lit cigarettes one after the other and Sam Clovis was laying on the floor with his knees up in the air trying to light his farts. Some Russian dude was standing on a step ladder with a cordless drill and installing some kind of camera and nobody knew who he was but they'd seen him before peaking from behind furniture and curtains. It was a madhouse that day and it's really not fair to judge them for not knowing Omarosa was recording stuff.

We really need to re-caulk the seams of the cloak room. The slime is oozing out onto the football board.

I guess Great Whites were part of the Confederacy, so this makes sense.

Almost as Scumbaggy as protecting and employing a coke-head wife-beater for years.

What an abortion of a post

Frankly, all the white trash Ohio state fans on this site can fuck off.

Haha. You created a thread called “Jim Harbaugh still coaches at Michigan” which is funny because Urban Meyer is going to get fired. Haha. Urban Meyer is going to get fired and you’re still going have a thread titled “Jim Harbaugh still coaches at Michigan” which will totally have a different meaning than you originally intended.

Go fuck yourself. The scumbag isn't the shitfuck hitting his wife or the head coach covering it up. Clearly TH is the issue here. Nice distraction.

Can we not do this here? We have a whole forum for this.

Yeah, we're upset that Herman might have ratted on a coach that's been beating his wife. While at the same time providing financial assistance out of his own pocket to a domestic violence victim. Long before Garrett Wilson even entered the recruiting picture by the way. That scumbag. How dare Herman "drop dimes" on an abuser and help a domestic violence victim. Scumbag.

Um, Trump was elected on building a wall financed by Mexico, overturning Obamacare and replacing it with something cheaper and better, making better deals all around, and keeping Muslims out of America. Oh, and a slogan promising to return America to some illusory state of greatness in the past. We were going to get tired of so much winning. If those people above whom concern you voted Trump and not Clinton, they are indeed morons at best. At worst they're morons whose idiocy is aggravated by racism, hate, and paranoia. Trump as president is an absurdity that makes a joke of the lies we tell ourselves about America and the collective wisdom of the people. Be proud of your role in this.

Great White power?

You know Burton sucks when you have to get halfway through a parody article before realizing it's a parody

Bailey Brown Jackson said goodbye today at 3:25pm after a 15 year career of bringing joy and happiness to all who knew him (squirrels and other rats being the exception). He had a long and distinguished career of brightening the lives of those whom he came in contact with, and filled our hearts with a lifetime of memories which we are now left to cherish in between the sadness of losing him to cancer. I have always believed that he gave his very best every day to me in being my best canine friend and that someday it would be up to me to return the favor by being a responsible pet owner and letting him go rather than suffer. We awoke this morning at 6am and after going outside, I held him in my lap for the better part of three hours, knowing that today was the day we would make our last awakening on earth together. His demise was sudden, his suffering minimal, and his exit swift without pain. There is a hurt in my heart that I know will be replaced by another wonderful rescue dog someday, but for today, it just aches to see all of the places where he once slept, ate, played, and lived. My hope is to live out the rest of my days with the same outlook and attitude that my precious boy did. Good dog, Bailey-see you on the other side.

Zach Smith should start the interview by saying "I believe I deserve my job back or I'll break your fucking skull and put a cigar out on your wife's tits."

which means Pence was also in the situation room as well.

We get it, coach Durkin.

8yo: it was 2 years ago wife: no it was 3 years ago. why do you keep arguing about this 8yo: because you're bad at math

Michelle Herman liked this tweet. This is actually a plausible scenario. The Snook story could be coming from Zach Smith's camp and not Urban.

You ladies sure have whipped yourselves up into a frenzy. Good on y’all. Hope y’all enjoy brunch and mimosas tomorrow.

When my wife and I went to adopt we just wanted a healthy white baby and they said it would be five years to get one. Healthy white baby? Five years? "What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negro born with his heart on the outside.

Bill's so vain. I bet he thought those pictures were about him.

I get the counter protest but I think it would be more awesome if " unite the right" just marched down the street and no one payed attention, no news cameras were there and the march just ended with this impotent whimper of the alt-right deciding where to get a hot dog. There is no better counter protest than to make a group feel like they are completely irrelevant.

Anyone still confused that Zach Smith physically assaulted his wife multiple times between 2009-2015 is a fucking retard.

That mascot jumped itself.

Huck changed his username to 8badmofo31 and stayed on Shaggy.

I'm a former military emergency physician. The military practices rather hard, even harder than Rockethorn thinks Texas does. Often recruits are called names. But we usually don't blame someone for their own death when it's heat-related. All joking aside, if he suffered an obvious seizure and EMS wasn't immediately notified (and apparently weren't called until an hour later), everyone involved should be facing criminal charges. Heat stroke will lead to several days in the ICU, but is correctable most of the time, in someone who's young and otherwise in good shape. Every minute counts, though, and after an hour with temps that high, it's pretty much SOL. If a DI/TI has this happen in the military (even with complete recovery), it's a career-ender and possible jail-time. At least the OL at aggy was apparently treated appropriately and in a timely fashion. McNair deserved much better. The hospital he was transported to is one of the very best in the world for emergency care and they couldn't save him. That says a lot to me professionally.

So I had hit a bit of a stall the last week and a half or so. Was stuck at 241 and 242. went out of town on Thursday and came back yesterday, didn’t exercise or do anything out of the ordinary except maybe a FEW more carbs than I typically have and ate twice on Friday. Got on the scale this morning and had crossed in to the 230s at 237.2. 79 pounds down since April 6. Feels fantastic man. Goal is to be 220 by October Vegas trip.

You know who else was in the situation room with them?

So you're saying it wasn't a ticket to paradise?

Uhhh . . . Jack Buck is the GOAT, and picks pieces of his son out of his stool.

Donald Trump's Presidential memoirs written by Donald Trump: Rosie O'Donnell was a fat asshole and I became president. Got to sit in a fire truck. NO HUNT! WITCH COLLUSION! Cake. China. Arabs wear these robe things around. Omarosa was a bullshit negress. Sarah Huckabee had one purse for her stuff and one just for her catfish bait. Stank. John Kelly. What a dick. THE END

And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

Making people eat until they throw up, telling staff to “drag his ass off the field” when a player’s head is flopping around, throwing weights at people, making a guy with an injured arm do a one handed tug of war against 10 guys and calling him a pussy bitch - yeah these are things are just part of sports.

So did Texas, guy

Your move, Florida. Plenty of weekend left.

The Ferry from Steilacoom only goes to Anderson and Ketron Islands. It's not like it can make landfall on some deserted island without a boat ramp. As for a previous request... This was the last picture I took before I moved back to Houston in 2010. Sitting on the patio of the Grill at the to of the course by the clubhouse. Was drinking a Manny's Pale Ale and taking in one last sunset over the Olympics. He crashed a few miles off to the left. Why the fuck did I move back to Houston?

I love Surly and am planning on donating or subscribing. Forgive me for mentioning this if this has already been discussed but the site presently does not possess an SSL Certificate and is not secure. Are there plans to add one so that the site and user info is properly protected? Again, thanks for everything.

I'm sorry, look at all these old fucking goblins at this thing: Let's go one by one: Beatrice She has not missed a single city council meeting or church bingo in 35 years. She's was a clerk at the DMV her entire adult life and is now retired and receiving pension benefits, yet constantly complains about the size of the government and tax rates. She once touched Ronald Reagan's shoulder at a campaign event in 1980 and has not washed that hand since. She thinks all lives matter, not just black ones. Bernadette Older sister of Beatrice, the two have not spoken since Beatrice touched Reagan as Bernadette alleges Beatrice slapped her hand out of the way to touch him first. They have lived in the same house their entire adult lives. Ted Cruz reminds her of her own son, Bernard, who she hasn't seen in 30 years because he got his ear pierced senior year and she threw him out of the house. She isn't exactly sure who Ted Cruz is, and is concerned that his last name ends in a Z, but she still supports him because Lincoln was a Republican. Joe Joe is a retired Sheriff and came to see Cruz speak because he wanted to hear Cruz's position on building the wall. Joe believes that the wall is the only way to keep the residents of Brownwood safe, event though they are 100s of miles from the border. Joe has seen first hand the impact that illegal immigration has had on Brownwood from when he was a sheriff and he busted what he calls "the cartels" when he pulled over a 20 year old Hispanic man because he was bored and then found a roach in the car. Joe loves to tell anyone within earshot at the cafeteria how he wasn't afraid to testify at the trial and made sure the guy got 30 years in prison. In his free time, Joe watches Fox News and that's about it. Saul Saul is the town mechanic down at Saul's Auto. He employs three Hispanic mechanics who do all of the repair work. He casually uses racial slurs around them and pays them below minimum wage and in cash. He smokes 3 packs of Marlboro Lights 100s a day. He's been rebuilding a '67 Camaro for the last 15 years but can't ever get it running and for some reason. He thinks the other mechanics are sabotaging it but he can't yet prove it, although Joe has some ideas of how they can set up a sting operation. Unknown No one is really sure who this guy is or where he came from. When asked his name he replied "Under the laws of the Constitution I am a sovereign man and you cannot make me answer." He never misses a Ted Cruz speech, unless he is on duty monitoring Jade Helm exercises or on vacation in Charlottesville. Bill Bill always comes to Underwood Cafeteria from his job at the plant on Thursdays for lunch, because Thursday is the meatloaf special, and Bill loves the meatloaf special. All Bill wanted to do was enjoy his meatloaf special, and then this asshole gets up and starts talking about god knows what. Bill should have known this was going to happen when he saw all these cunts like Joe and Beatrice in here. Bill just wants to eat his fucking meatloaf in peace.

Say what you will about spikes politics but the man is a great filmmaker, one of the best directors of his generation

Think you could take on a college o-linemen at 14? Ojomo will be truckin fools himself by the end of camp..

Falls in a well, eyes go crossed. Gets kicked in the head by a mule, eyes go straight. I don’t know...

Rest easy ags of kingwood, I’m sure all those insurance policies were filed correctly and you are covered.

WRs are a dime a dozen. We've landed multiple high profile WRs and they amount to nothing without a good QB. We're loaded there and have some studs committed in Smith and Whittington. This has nothing to do with Wilson and I could give two fucks if he ends up at Texas. I know the kid is 17 or 18, but it's sad that he's sticking up for a wife beater and a man that hid domestic abuse for so long. Good on Herman if he helped her and good on him if he did this to give Meyer a big fuck you. Meyer has shit on Herman every chance he has gotten publicly. This dude has cheated at multiple programs. He left Florida because he couldn't control the thugs he recruited there. Percy Harvin punched and choked his WR coach during practice and Urban didn't so much as suspend him for a single game. Now his own coach is choking and beating his wife and he hides it. This is the type of coach he is. He is the ultimate piece of shit and I hope Herman keeps leaking more shit on on Meyer if he has it.

It's pretty obvious what happened. Wilson has always been a Texas commit, but Herman had him pretend to commit to OSU so he could get a man on the inside. Then Wilson got all of those text messages and sent them to McMurphy, thereby bringing down the entire OSU program. Don't be surprised when they find a child sex dungeon underneath a pizza parlor owned by Lincoln Riley or when Nick Saban is indicted for laundering money for third world dictators. People forget, Tom Herman is in MENSA.

He picked the first mangy dog he saw at the pound because he was too lazy to look at any others, but he washed it and trained it up and it turned out to be a surprisingly good pet.