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If CDC releases a statement, what would it say? "I have talked to coach Herman and he did in fact visit a strip club years ago in Miami before he was head coach for Texas. After speaking with Tom at length about this incident, I can confirm that 1) there were titties involved, 2) he has "seen better on campus", and 3) he did not fly into a rage fueled frenzy and beat up any of the strippers, or his wife, or any other woman ever in his life."

Can you spare $100,000 and your personal integrity? If so, I can help you keep the next Waddle from leaving the state.

We have a protocol for that eventuality in my house. Mrs.LL will promptly run (not walk) to Twin Liquors and buy every bottle of champagne in the store. By the time it's iced down, I'll be home--at which point we're opening the house to the neighborhood.

Not that Texans (will admit) to care, but if we elect that sweaty toad now, the rest of the country will think even less of us (except for Austin! I'd todally move there because its so kewel) than they already do. I don't know about y'all but my raised middle finger is getting tired. Why do we have to be such assholes? Every Texan I know wants to claim "we're not the south," and yet we vote just like them. Fucking Alabama elected a D senator, and yeah, his opponent was a creep, but fuck, if we can't do better than Alabama with a sitting duck like that flop-sweaty, ex-Christian mime, driving-his-wife's-ass Ophelia-level crazy, humanoid, Canadian-born son of a Kennedy killer, well, I am not gonna slit my wrists, but I will compose a strongly worded letter to someone or other who will nod gravely over it and do something about it. A vote for Cruz is a vote for "The fuck?" in the nation's mind and I know it's a point of pride for us not to give a shit but we really should.

My political viewpoints diverged somewhat from those held by McCain, but I always respected his service to the country and, in particular, the hell he endured as a POW. One of the most despicable things Drumpf ever did (which is saying a lot) was to insinuate that McCain was not a war hero because he got captured. Fuck the Orange One. McCain is roughly 583,712 times the person and man he'll ever be. I am sorry to hear that the end is nigh for McCain, but he fought the good fight and was a great American.

I don't know who or what the fuck kefir is you god damn foreigner. The only kiefer I recognize is Sutherland because Jack Bauer plays by his own rules when it comes to terrorists like you.

"Who is that guy in the yard that everyone stays away from? Even the guards don't mess with him" "Oh, that's Hank, he pretty much runs this place." "What's he in for?" "He bribed a 2 star offensive lineman to go to ATM. I hear that at the trial he told the judge he didn't regret nothin and that he'd do it all over again if he could. Then he grabbed his lawyer's cell phone and started tweeting at a 2025 recruit. Kid was only in 8th grade. Don't mess with Hank, he's fucking crazy"

I am firmly in the turn them in crowd. If that turns into tilting at windmills, fuck it. Integrity is integrity. Values matter. If you choose to join the cynical hordes, then give up all pretentions and kill yourself, because at that point nothing fucking matters. When I read Dostoevsky or Tolstoy, I'm not leaping with joy at the thought of becoming another fucking nihilist shitbag. I have values, I believe in them, and I don't give a shit if the rest of the world is turning a blind eye. The fact that they are stupid is not the only reason to look down on aggy. The fact that they are slimy shitbags far, far outweighs their stupidity on my list of reasons to hate them.

'I want the DOJ to be independent and to also investigate my political enemies.'

Game week thread starts Sunday, koolaid drinking starts now. I'm drunk in a Canadian bar and got a couple hook 'ems wearing a UT shirt today in Quebec City so it's all coming together.

Joel Klatt is maybe the best color guy in college football and he's absolutely one of the best analysts outside of calling the games. I don't know why people here don't enjoy him. He calls it straight and calls the SEC bullshit out on the reg. They coordinate things like Pell Grants for guys they want to get in. No athletic scholarships, though.

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Lets be clear on one thing; Zach Smith is a piece of shit. And like everyone else Im cheering for him to spill his guts. But lets be clear with the narrative here not careening into the “poor kid trusted the system and tosu burned him” lane. Ohio State and Meyer DID take care of that fucking cocksucker for a decade. He got his and more, no one owes him a goddamn thing. But I sure hope he tries to take it anyway. Im cheering for him to straight up extort tosu and meyer and have it go bad.

Oh, my. Well, the doorman certainly has a wild imagination, doesn't he?

Congratulations, America! We have a new member of the First Family!

If anybody has had trouble keeping up with this thread owing to, you know, having a job or a life or anything, I just want to provide a quick recap to allow everyone to be on the same page: Urban M. is a lying, cheating, evil disgusting sack of shit lying scumbag who should not be believed under even the most extreme of circumstances. He would sell his own, his family's, and even Jesus' life and limb for his own personal good. He is just about as fucking worthless as a human being can be. I think that about summarizes it. Any amendments?

Gimme the marker Jimmy. Let me show you how it's done. Don Jr. couldn't color for shit either!

We've already been over this on this thread, dude. What's to clean up? "OH noes, a corch went to a strip club one time and now he at TEXAZ!?!?!" Film at 11.

Slocum's Razor?

Hard to interpret any other way. Russia spends a few years funneling money to the GOP through NRA and other traceable entities and then reveals themselves to the tainted office holders. Kompromat City. They will keep money flowing for a few concessions, not much, just a little something here and there that will not constitute a betrayal of your country. Russia hits the jackpot when Trump is elected. He is compromised, narcissistic, and greedy. All of the dirty GOPs think they will be okay as long as they cooperate. They don't see the big picture. Russia will use them up for influence and then laughingly out them to disgrace America and display their own mastery. Trump likely has convinced himself that Putin is a friend. He's not. Only a vain idiot would believe otherwise. Will this finish the GOPs? They've got a pretty big bloc of voters that will refuse to believe the truth. Dicey.

reversed sear then on a grate sitting atop the chimney starter

Y'all paid to have friends? Really? I made my friends pay ME. Damn how those old men loved to watch me dance.

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We've talked about it a bunch, but yeah, the schools that aren't aggie-level morons have it figured out. One of the guys covering Clemson for either Rivals or 247, I can't remember, is a fucking bagman for the school. Ol'Dabo also has an arrangement with a church for funneling money. Tosh Lupoi's single greatest trait is that he's completely devoid of integrity. He's a sociopath without a conscience. He's been funneling money and cheating since he started coaching. It's fucking stunning that he is Saban's DC this year. That won't go as well as either hope. Georgia has a payment program for handlers that is tiered from unofficial visits up to signed LOIs. The list goes on. There's all kinds of ways to do it. Countering all of this is, of course, the argument that "is paying players or their handlers that big of a deal?". And on that one, I will admit, I struggle a little more these days than I used to, and I don't think I've had some sort of dip in my personal sense of integrity. If it isn't illegal, and the NCAA isn't going to do anything about any of it, then what is the problem? Holding your nose as you point your fingers and give yourself the assurances that you have more class than your trashy neighbors who keep playing for and winning national titles is cold comfort as a 5 year record of 31-32 follows you around.

Our grotesquerie is nothing if not accurate, sir. But nobody made those people be black. Some choices have consequences.

Even trumpkins like Onboard and Slorch will gasp at this shit.

New Old Guitar Day...2012 Tahitian Coral Custom Shop Classic...nice flame maple C neck, RW, & nary a mar.

At 5'5" 190lbs they can rule out that she was abducted by any one with tastes

Cedric Griffin, part of our best ever secondary, saving a touchdown vs. Ohio State.

Clairington, dumbass.

Back in the late 80s, my then 60ish year old father found this great deal at Radio Shack on a computer. He said he’d buy it for me and my wife, so we jumped on the offer. The “computer” he bought was a keyboard.

Persuaded Paraded Inebriated, and out Still aware of everything Life carries on without Because there’s one too many faces With dollar-sign smiles I guess I’ll find the shortest path To the bar For a while A long way from happiness In a three-hourly town Whiskey bottle over Jesus Not forever, just for now Now forever, but just for now.

Your mom will transfer to my cock.

God, I hope he's willing to run, too. If not, he better be a hell of a walker.

College Football is like pizza and pussy. It's not always the best but gotdamnit, I'm gonna eat it anyways.