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A sitting President can’t be served with divorce papers. -Alan Dershowitz and Brett Kavanaugh

The most fitting thing would probably be to comment only on him personally or as a person and maybe one time leave politics out of it, but his career as a Senator defined him. The one single thing he did that should endear him to all Americans is this: Suck it, McConnell.

Posted this in the Mueller thread earlier by mistake, but I’ll go ahead and leave it here now.

DOTUS must have been thinking of something else

Please let this be an anchor baby.

How cool must it have been for Britt Hager, given his status in our history, to get the call that his son had been voted team captain?

Does this mean Nelson isn’t transferring?

I love the confusion on his face, like he's trying to figure out why the other pictures are different from his. 😃

He'll never understand until it becomes personal. I remember talking to an OU fan about Mixon. "She started it" he said. "You've got a daughter, what if it had been her that Mixon knocked out?" I asked. Never heard another word in defense of Mixon. Urban has 2 daughters. They'll never admit it, but somewhere deep inside, it disgusts them how he's acting right now. He may have won at being a good football coach, but he's losing/will lose/lost the respect of his daughters in the process.

But this somehow isn’t disrespecting the flag.

Congratulations, America! We have a new member of the First Family!

A little impromptu family photo. Some have been posted before, but this is what I have whittled it down to over the last thirty years. No fancy music room since the kids were born. 1. 1973 Deluxe Reverb with a 1968 Jensen C12N. Blackfaced by David Allen. My desert island amp. 2. Victoria 45410 (Bassman 5f6-A). Replaced Emi Legends with a quad of Weber 10A125 (20 watt) speakers. Close Second. 3. Magic 5e3 Deluxe 4. Clark Penrose (5f4 Super) 5. Fender Twin (5e8a - Low Power Tweed Twin)

I cut him some slack. There was a lot of stupid in that lady and trying to tackle it all would have backfired on him. I think he picked the right battle on that one.

This is the kind of preacher that makes nonbelievers wish God were real for just a few moments, only so God could punish his blasphemy. I'm not a violent person, but I can't help but to admit that I'd grin mightily if a lightning bolt struck him on the head.

Stretching out the legs on the new smoker. Judged the timing terribly. Wrapped in foil and threw it in a cooler. Have to kill a couple hours now. Oh, and fuck imgbb going all armybrat on me.

He just picked Texas to win the B12. Fuck that guy!

show hasn't been the same since fowler left and espn's constant slobbing of sec cock hasn't helped things either. it's fine background noise and i still like to see corso's headgear picks, but it's nowhere near what it used to be and i can not imagine ever sitting and watching all 3 hours of it.

He will win the NFL MVP award and then fuck Tom Brady’s wife.

It matters. I’ve kept the faith. The shitstorm is coming. I’m smiling as I pour another glass of balvenie triple cask. Chill, brother Brisket. America is about to land a roundhouse right on that fat fucking face. It’s going to be glorious.

We can only hope this child combines the wisdom of Ivanka, the courage of Eric, and the integrity of Don Jr.

Beto on McCain's death.

He's an aggy. Learning from mistakes is kind of not their thing.

Got bored earlier and reorganized the bar today and then decided it was a good day to enjoy some Gold.

The GOP: we love draft dodgers who shit all over Vietnam war heroes.

If your son sits waiting passively for something interesting to happen, well, short of a war, he'll be painting rocks outside the mess hall for the Sergeant Major until the day he musters out. He needs to show some initiative. Find some project that matches his skills and interests, and then trick an officer into ordering him to do that thing every day while the others are disassembling and reassembling their bunks. Is there a vintage military truck sitting next to the motor pool, that could be painted and restored? A unit history to be written, with the Colonel's name on it? He sounds like he has some imagination and basic skills of connivery. Let him use them. csb: When my unit went to Italy, my Captain somehow got the impression that I spoke Italian. He wanted the troops (mostly coming off Desert Storm) to have some downtime they could enjoy, in Italy. But they didn't speak any Italian, didn't know how the trains and buses worked. I got myself ORDERED to travel the local area, all day, in trains and buses. I wrote down my findings on a note card plus useful phrases, and next day took 5 Sergeants with me to do all the same things, including hitting the same bars. Then with their own note cards, they each took a group of soldiers around. This was all done under orders and while getting paid.

Trump. I fucked a Mexican. That PROOF I’m not racist.

Still a staple and tradition. I watch every Saturday morning during football season. I don’t think there is a better way to start a morning of college football. It’s not any worse than it has been. What else are you going to watch before games?

And now we know the real reason for the apology. When it starts impacting football is when you'll start to see Urban give a fuck.

wife: when is the first UT game? me: first home game is in 2 weeks, game next week is away at Maryland. wife: when is the first home game? me: two weeks. wife: they play away next week? me: yes wife: where? me: Maryland

Here are two new logo designs that won't inflame the UT branding police. Logo B is first. Logo C is next. Finally, we need some Fire Dri-Fit:

I’m planning on starting a new thread for every play...let’s see how that goes

Free Cold Beer? Fire Coach Beck?

He is the fitlove of presidents, if you will.

Oh, my. Well, the doorman certainly has a wild imagination, doesn't he?

This was the greatest infrastructure week ever. Trump’s campaign manager found guilty on eight felonies Trump’s personal attorney pleas guilty to eight felonies and implicates Trump as a co-conspirator Trump’s accountant has turned state’s evidence with immunity Trump’s propagandist, who has a safe full of Trump kompromat, is granted immunity. Remember Omarosa week? That was last week.

Some of our posters are in Huntsville but won't be able to make it.

Lulz he’s using orange.

I didn't read any of this thread but the answer to the OP's question is "because they are fucking stupid" Thank you for your service.