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I’ve always been a liberal and a Democrat but I’ve never hated conservatives or Republicans. I’m related to some. I married one. I birthed one. Now? HATRED. Anyone that looks at the garbage Trump tweets or hears what he says and doesn’t immediately condemn it without reservation is a deplorable garbage can of person. No trying to parse it or look at it from another angle or translate what he said into what he meant. Nope. No more of that. He doesn’t get the fucking benefit of the fucking doubt any longer. Paul Ryan and Lindsay Graham and all the rest of these ass sucking supplicants can get fucked with a rusty garden rake. Then eat dog shit by the shovel. Then hang from the highest bridge while the braying mob screams insults about their mothers’ sexual proclivities. TL;DR - GET FUCKED REPUBLICANS

What an assclown and if you support him you are fucking grade A moron.

I also don't like it when people I berate on the internet for their inability to entertain me are humanized.

I realized a long time ago that voting for a Republican, any Republican, is immoral. It's a wretched party filled with terrible people who stand for terrible things. Just look at their leader. Donald Trump is the end result of 40 years of catering to the worst this country has to offer. It began with the Southern Strategy and appealing to racism to get votes and continues to this day with a loud mouthed bigot in the White House. I hope Donald Trump destroys the party. True conservatives in this country deserve better than the GOP.

[Trump logic]3,000 people didn't die in a terrorist attack on 9/11. Only a few hundred were killed by the planes crashing into the buildings, but the rest were due to poor construction. [/Trump logic]

So the President lies about how many people died in natural disasters now? When he dies, his funeral monument needs to be a working toilet so that future generation can piss and shit on him until the end of days.

Damn. https://theathletic.com/520876/2018/09/13/sam-ehlinger-texas-longhorns-football-quarterback-father-ross-ehlinger/

Answer the door in a bathrobe and ask if they’d like to join you in a high stakes game of Stratego

Not a conservative, this conservative. It's not like Trump is obliged to nominate a communist if Kavanaugh is rejected. This guy must have taken a secret oath to protect the GOPs from criminal charges in the most active way possible.This slimeball is a fucking mole not a justice. There are surely plenty of honorable conservative judges out there worthy of nomination, but they want this POS because they're scared shitless for their own future not the future of American conservatism. This is shameless and likely criminal partisanship.

Oh Emoryoid....come out to PLAY-AY!! Where oh WHERE are all of our fiscal conservative GOP friends who told us that the deficit was crisis #1? Man.....Something must have happened to their internet service or something....

Hey look! Bad teammate threadshitting! There's something you don't see every day!

Unless you have a definition of "earning" other than operating revenue, aggy didn' "out earn" UT during Charlie's tenure. The entire boost in aggy finances has been driven by their capital campaign that people are claiming to be revenue. If you have ever invested in a company, you should be able to understand the difference between operating revenue and capital contributions. A lot of sportswriters don't understand the difference. Which is why articles such as the Forbes article get published. In 2011, A&M had no outdoor track facility because theirs had been condemned in 2004 as a safety hazard. Their football stadium, built the same year as The Big House, was in such a dilapidated state that the fire marshal had declared the electrical a safety hazard, the plumbing was barely functional and they couldn't light the sign on the exterior that said "Kyle Field." They borrowed $350 million, and had alumni donate $285 million to finally, at long last, do something about their infrastructure. Programs such as Michigan and Texas have consistent revenue to maintain facilities. Second tier programs, such as Texas A&M, have to let their facilities degrade to the point of being condemned, and then cash in on their once-in-20-year "resurgence" to generate money to catch up. The ability to maintain facilities at a high level, and the inability to keep facilities from being condemned differentiates top tier and second tier programs. Think back to when any UT athletics facility has ever been condemned as a safety hazard. Imagine have multiple facilities on campus condemned as safety hazards. In that thought, you will understand the difference between UT and A&M. As an aside, their new outdoor track facility has a maximum capacity of 3,500. The state high school track meet regularly draws 20,000. It is held at UT because UT is the only school in the state with the finances to afford facilities sufficient to host the meet. Yes, aggy has finally done something about their dilapidated facilities. They have borrowed a lot of money to do it. From their alumni they raised less than Oregon or Oklahoma State did for their facilities projects. aggy spent so much on their football project, they were left without funds to build a proper track facility. They still can't afford to repay the loans they have owed their academic side since 2006. They didn't generate enough operating revenue to cover expenses in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2012 or 2017. Ask aggy about considering sending an 8-figure check from athletics to academics even once, let alone every year, and they will cough up a badly squeezed testicle. And they call that "redneck riches." Congratulations, aggy. You have reached the pinnacle. Maybe now they will start trying to find the money to get their indoor plumbing fully functional. Because, you know, indoor plumbing isn't something everyone is used to, but must of us who aren't aggy are kind of used to it.

Work (finance) with a decent number of McCombs/Mays graduates over the years. Singular Ag's are fine. Great even. We lease to two Ag's @ our ranch. Neighbors are ags. All great. It's when they start to cluster. When the tribalism creeps back in. Shits starts to get a little sideways. Maybe it's a sense of security in numbers, but when they gather the "aggy" comes out. Weddings are the worst. JFC. Been to too many of those (Wife's family "split" between the Austin and CS factions).

this fanbase also needs to give him a chance. he has definitely made some terrible, game-costing decisions, but he's also just over 48 hours away from making his 11th career start and there are already people who are done with him as the starting qb at texas. imo, he's had enough flashes (the drive @ usc, the ksu and ou games last year) that i think he could be the guy. but there are gonna be ups and downs with a young qb and it's annoying how quickly some people want to throw a guy away and move on to the next one.

Shit like this has always been the biggest problem with Trump being elected as POTUS. It's not Russia, political warfare, etc. It's half of this country purposely shunning or ignoring the most basic form of human decency and empathy to focus on their own personal gain. Don't get me wrong, it's been festering for a long time in America, but Trump is the fully realized embodiment and successful confirmation of this thought process. We can overcome a lot of things, but not the loss of morality.

Lindsey understands the mind of a narcissist. It's a hard thing. Trump has literally zero control over his narcissistic impulses. There was plenty of evidence of his pathology, but the depth and lack of any form of control over it really became crystal clear at the F2F with Putin. It doesn't really make me mad, it depresses me. It's like watching the guy at the state hospital fiddling with the antenna on the TV because he thinks that it will help resolve the alien thoughts that his tormentors are projecting into his brain. Trump has as much control over his actions as the schizophrenic experiencing psychotic thought insertion has over that delusion. Problem is, you can tamp down the psychosis with meds. Not so much for personality disorders. And especially in an elderly man. I don't think that therapy is in the cards. Go ahead and 25th him.

Never change, limp wrist.

Fuck TCU. I will be there with the boys and we will be raising hell. I want to win this game almost as much as I want to beat OU.

For sure ... we talk about that exact phenomenon at aggypedia: "aggy, Party of One, Your Table is Ready"

Not me. Win fucking football games. That's the point of big time college football. I haven't paid tens of thousands of dollars to support feel good stories. If Sam doesn't quit making program-destroying mistakes, I can love his story from afar as he continues his career at Trinity.

I dunno, "puppet" was pretty damned accurate as well.

This part doesn't bother me as much. It's always been fuck you, pay me. That's just 'murica and will never change. The biggest problem to me is their willingness to accept flat out lies to that end. Not political puffery, over-promises, and sly half-truths, which have been part of politics and human nature forever. I'm talking about flat out fucking lies. Things that can be proven unequivocally to be lies. And the absolute most concerning is that it's not just a fringe group. This mother fucker is still somewhere like 80-90% approval among Republicans. A full fucking political party which supports it. That is what scares the ever living shit out of me. And I'm just about where bamachick is. At this point anyone who supports this fucking guy is flat out deplorable. There is no rationale that makes it acceptable to support him, at all.

Maybe she was the one calling the plays on offense.

Yeehaw

Quality rant in the comments to an Albert Burneko diatribe on Deadspin today:

i tell you i did not push that old lady down the stairs. i only pushed her down the first step. she fell the rest of the way, and that's on her.

The more I listen to Joel Klatt, the more I like him.

Because they work for NBC, in New York, at 30 Rock- 1. A Network that did NOTHING for years knowing that their most recognizable on air personality was a fucking pervert who broke about every workplace HR rule in the book on top of sexual harassing coworkers, grouping them AND just about everything else a creep could do in the work place. By the way his name is Matt Lauer. I'm sure if you googled his name you would be able to read more. 2. That same network, in New York at 30 Rock made it IMPOSSIBLE for one of their news employees to continue to work on a story that turned out to be one of the biggest if not the biggest news stories in show business in the last half a century. It was so bad that said employee had to take his story to other outlets to get in published on top of paying out of pocket for interviews and set ups because his employer (NB fucking C) was covering for a serial rapist. Again if you haven't heard of him go ahead and Google Harvey Weinstein the reporters name is Ronan Farrow who oh by the way won a Pulitzer prize for said story. 3, To think that an employee would be upset because a comedian was coming on a show who GASP mispoke about victims that they cried but is fine coming to work every other day and doesn't get violently ill even thinking about going to work let alone walking into 30 Rock everyday where shit like that happened is beyond me. That's why we find it strange.

The idea that you are paying $1000 just for a cell phone is hilarious when in fact the phone part of it is possibly the least used feature for the average person. These are computers that let you handle nearly everything your laptop and cell phone can do, plus a camera. You aren’t paying $1000 for a flip phone.

If you really believe that answering 9 questions on your phone will give you an accurate reading of your intelligence, then I can pretty much guarantee that your IQ doesn't fall in the range of 133 - 149.

It is called the Pat Robertson affect.

Kirk Johnson is going to carry one time for 178 yards and three touchdowns. He will reinvent how football is played and will be awarded the Heisman on Sunday but will injure himself by choking on a slice of mensa pizza this ending his life. Leonardo DiCaprio will win the oscar for his role as Kirk. Best supporting actress will be Hillary swank as coach Herman.

I have no fucking clue how this game will go. I’d love to be able to talk shit, but USC has not shown me a damn thing offensively. We have the same damn problem y’all have, a shit-for-brains “offensive coordinator” who continues to have a job for some unknown reason. Tee Martin is allegedly a recruiting god which is why they keep him around. USC has ZERO offensive identity, and hasn’t since he took the reins. They were running the ball on ‘furd so what does shithead do? Throw the ball 3 times in a row (the same route to add insult to injury). Martin is also the receivers coach, and other than the one standout receiver a year, the rest couldn’t catch an STD in Tijuana. The defense held the Indians to 17 points, so that gives me hope. This game will rest on which OC has their head the least up their ass... it could be an ass-whipping either way, or it could be a shitshow with one team squeaking it out (sadly my money is on the latter). Good luck Saturday.

I think it’s fairly self explanatory.

I wonder wtf is going on when watching UT football in general.

no, your posting show you don't understand and quite honestly, it doesn't matter what you prefer.

Everyone scores 133-149. They're just trying to sell you something. You're the same dipshit you've always been.

The claim of being colorblind is absolute bullshit in and of itself. I am not colorblind. I recognize each person for the unique individual they are and that they represent a different way of life than my own. Being "colorblind" only seeks to erase any unique cultural background that might be different for anyone than the person claiming colorblindness. I want to see each person as they are and embrace them as they are because I value each person as they are. Now with that said, knock off all this bullshit and get back to the Kavanaugh thread.