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Guaranteed.

Today was fun. I miss football being fun.

Oh, I don’t know those of us who think AR-15 assault rifles and military grade ammo should be unlawful, those of us who think defending the constitution means standing up for the oppressed and invoking equal protection and due process for those the powerful try to stampede, those of us that think turning away billions for Texas Medicaid to score political points is a travesty and those of us who think corporate welfare has gone too far. Those of us that think being Texan and gay is as true as being Texan and loving country music, those of us that think ripping communities apart with a wall that isn’t necessary and those of us that believe young people who have known no other country but the US through no fault of their own should not be deported. Those of us that think systematic disenfranchisement is wrong and those of us that believe criminal justice reform isn’t just a neat idea it’s mandatory to be true to our American ideals. Actually a lot of us.

ALL YOUR CROOTZ R BELONG 2 US /drunk

It was Dallas. I call it a win that Cruz’s dad didn’t shoot anyone.

hey fuckhead...we're actually moving the ball, establishing a running game, completing passes. we're playing a great defense and pushing them around. you need to quit being such a faget.

Got my Beto shirt. Wearing it today so I could be all in on the anti-aggy train today. Roll Tide and Go Beto!

Made Patterson quit. That’s pretty damn satisfying.

Where’s my money bitch?

Air drumming clip:

https://imgur.com/a/Hhy52R6

We never win in Manhattan. Let’s keep it going.

If you don't like Herman or Ehlinger, fuck off. This isn't about being right on the internet. It's about Texas Football being good. Fucking buy in and get on the bandwagon.

Well... i missed the entire second half of this game. My old man who is currently residing with me due to some health issues decided that halftime was an opportune time to let his sugar go way too low and become unconscious on us. Thats generally not a good idea for a type 1 diabetic. This tends to happen more frequently than i like and im pretty good at bringing him back up to normal levels with glucose and juice. Well,... i couldnt find his damn glucometer and had no idea what level he was at. After about 30 mins of working with him i pulled the trigger and called emt to come and assist. Of course, murphy law, by the time the ambulance shows, he is slowly starting to come around. Better safe than sorry. Anyways we finally get him coherent and all is well right about the time the game is ending. I looked at him and said, you do realize im a superstitious person, right? He nods.... you know what this means, right? Your ass is going to have go low every game now... fortunately my shitty idea of humor aint lost on him. Hook em

Anyone who is still here after the last decade we’ve had to endure doesn’t need to be told to get on the bandwagon. I cheer this team on regardless of the players and the coach. I’m here for TEXAS!

Mood

good game...

For any of you fuckers at the game, make sure you register for the bone marrow donation registry if you haven't already registered. You could be the one person to save someone's life and be a hero.

Sam Ehlinger “plays the game “ the way you post on this board - aggressively yet without a hint of a fucking clue. You digging his style is a given.

Best thing we’ve done in the stadium is make the student section contiguous. Anyone griping about the visitors being in the uppers can fuck off and die.

Anyone spot any 2019 croots?

Is Flipadelphia in the Baltimore area?

True to form.

\m/ T E X A S ! ! ! \m/

Collecting all the post-game analysis articles, including those behind paywalls, regarding the TCU game here: (Bobby Burton) Snap Judgments: Marching Forward (Chip Brown) Good, Bad and Ugly from Longhorns' upset of No. 17 TCU (Ian Boyd) 5 Quick thoughts: Crushing the cockroaches

Hell, most of Surly doesn’t like our offense.

My favorite quote.

The cake is baked.

Quoting this again before the end.

HOW’S THAT RB PLAYING QB LOOK NOW PATTERSON FAT SWEATY BITCH

Teds “points” are such contrived bullshit. Pure fear mongering for the olds and dog whistles for the people predisposed to getting riled up about blacks/cops, kneeling, murica. With few exceptions, these are not real issues, just red meat for the mouth breathing base. We are not that far removed from a Republican Party that could stand on ideas and debate them. Now, it’s purely preying on the insecurities of the gullible. Ted Cruz is no better than a guy trying to scam grandma over the phone.

nsiap