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It's been a ridiculously shitty 12 months for me and my family, beginning with losing everything in Harvey, getting mugged on my birthday, my sister-in-law getting cancer, and on and on. But literally within the last month, seemingly everything is turning around. My sister-in-law's cancer is officially in remission as of last week, the house is finally ready to move back in after harvey, I just landed a huge new job, and now Texas is on the rebound. Enjoying the fuck out of this Sunday.

what’s the big deal? he was only a volunteer.

We're not going to lose to those sisterfucking assclowns.

Pics of fireman?

Collecting all the post-game analysis articles, including those behind paywalls, regarding the TCU game here: (Bobby Burton) Snap Judgments: Marching Forward (Chip Brown) Good, Bad and Ugly from Longhorns' upset of No. 17 TCU (Ian Boyd) 5 Quick thoughts: Crushing the cockroaches

He can't even talk his wife out of flipping

as shitty as they look, I will never underestimate or think we have a win in the bag going to face the purple wizard in his kingdom

You're a jackass.

If your mom coached us to a national championship, I'd still think she's a slut.

Well... i missed the entire second half of this game. My old man who is currently residing with me due to some health issues decided that halftime was an opportune time to let his sugar go way too low and become unconscious on us. Thats generally not a good idea for a type 1 diabetic. This tends to happen more frequently than i like and im pretty good at bringing him back up to normal levels with glucose and juice. Well,... i couldnt find his damn glucometer and had no idea what level he was at. After about 30 mins of working with him i pulled the trigger and called emt to come and assist. Of course, murphy law, by the time the ambulance shows, he is slowly starting to come around. Better safe than sorry. Anyways we finally get him coherent and all is well right about the time the game is ending. I looked at him and said, you do realize im a superstitious person, right? He nods.... you know what this means, right? Your ass is going to have go low every game now... fortunately my shitty idea of humor aint lost on him. Hook em

I just hope that when the day inevitably comes when dad (lege) tells us that we need to take our retarded prodigal brother back and help him get back on his feet that we tell dad to go fuck his own face.

Headline, Texas ranked based on merit for the first time since 2009. Shit, it’s been a rough decade.

I’ve always appreciated Tennessee. It’s been a rough decade and even in our darkest times I’ve been able to feel slight comfort knowing that at least we aren’t them.

What a helpless feeling Kavanaugh must have right now as everyone lines up to take their shot. I bet the room is spinning and he's weak at the knees. He must feel so defenseless.

Trash talking opposing fans is a total dick move unless they bring it on themselves. You’ve set a terrible example for your son and should be ashamed of yourself. Grow up.

Did he look like this?

He used to be called Litre when he lived in France. He was bigger then.

Kris Boyd was pretty good as well...the one TD pass against him was good placement on the throw and a little bit of push off. I know Boyd takes alot of crap on here..but the dude usually lines up against the 1 and plays a very physical confident style and sometimes gets beat..but he covers way better than some think and plays the run damn well.

https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/besides-aggies-two-big-losses-who-has-the-two-best-wins-in-the-sec-so-far-/78951424/

Relevant != blue blood FSU is new money, not a blue blood there are 8 blue bloods: Texas, OU, Nebraska, USC, Notre Dame, Alabama, Michigan, and Ohio State

If he has 30+-year-old calendars of parties with addresses and names of attendees he should be dismissed from consideration for being a god damned weirdo narc.

Love this LSU fan's reply when aggy says his attacks on them are predictable...

Sounds like you were really improving the game experience for everyone. Congrats?

The last 8 years have been rough as a Longhorn, but I still love my University and I want the Horns to win every game. If we hired Urban Meyer, then Texas Football would be truly dead to me. I can’t imagine how shitty that would feel to hire him, and I certainly would not celebrate any accomplishments during his tenure. Give me a lifetime of Mackovic over a this scenario.

Speaking of flotation devices, my brother's fireman grandson (UT engineering grad) & his boat crew did a swift water rescue at 2am yesterday near Liberty Hill and was shown on the local TV news. Afterwards he grabbed a few ZZZZs and brought his family to the football game.

Some if you may remember from years back my nephew who took up guitar. I gave him my 1st guitar, an Electra Les Paul copy, when he was about 18. He got married last year and they just had their 1st baby a couple weeks ago. So as long as we are posting baby pics, here he is. My great nephew!

Yeah, just saw my first Cruz commercial in WA state. Promptly donated to Beto. Thanks for reminding me what a creep you are Ted.

Best thing we’ve done in the stadium is make the student section contiguous. Anyone griping about the visitors being in the uppers can fuck off and die.

This is my favorite post ever. I don’t know whether to give it pos or neg rep. Every sentence in the second paragraph is a thing of beauty.

Maryland. Your drunk Vic. Go home and plow a chola.

Guaranteed.

That must have been a confusing hat ceremony

A lot of the lack of stat sheet production is a result of the tite front Orlando runs with the DEs playing 4i. It's not a glorious defense for DEs because it's their job to try and draw the double team while plugging the B run gap. Nose takes 1 of the A gaps and the MB or WB has the other a gap, leaving the other backer to spy. the idea is to stop the run with fewer numbers so you have favorable mismatches elsewhere by forcing double teams at the LOS, since read offenses are mostly all runs that can turn into passes depending on what the QB reads. When you played I'm sure the DEs had traditional roles, lining up outside the tackles and their job was controlling the edge, turn the play inside the the DTs and LBs. In Orlandos scheme the DEs act more like DTs though undersized, trying to disrupt say pulling a guard because a quick DE 4i will slide right through and blow up the play, or force the guard to stay and help

What a strange random thread to post on the day after we beat TCU for the first time in 4 years

We put a lot of pressure on the Toady QB today. He was a big part of it. Patterson game planned both our ends. So deal with it because toad doing that let others get through.

That ad could've only been better if one of the siblings said, "Paul Gozar is my brother. He is also Gozar the traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! And oh yeah, vote for David Brill."

Did you jump? I hope you jumped.

4-13 in their last 17 games against P5 competition.

No you fucking whippesnapper motherfucker we didn't "out TCU'ed" nothing, we TEXASed their sorry cockroach asses. This is how a TEXAS vs cockroach game is SUPPOSED to be. The last 6 years was an ABBERATION. The NORMAL Texas vs cockroach game usually goes like this... Many cockroaches knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you. DKR is up in Heaven smiling right now.

TCU will destroy TX... TCU isn't that good. We only lost by 22 pts Profit.

Oh, I don’t know those of us who think AR-15 assault rifles and military grade ammo should be unlawful, those of us who think defending the constitution means standing up for the oppressed and invoking equal protection and due process for those the powerful try to stampede, those of us that think turning away billions for Texas Medicaid to score political points is a travesty and those of us who think corporate welfare has gone too far. Those of us that think being Texan and gay is as true as being Texan and loving country music, those of us that think ripping communities apart with a wall that isn’t necessary and those of us that believe young people who have known no other country but the US through no fault of their own should not be deported. Those of us that think systematic disenfranchisement is wrong and those of us that believe criminal justice reform isn’t just a neat idea it’s mandatory to be true to our American ideals. Actually a lot of us.

You should write Hallmark cards