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There were actually a few of you who PMed me to ask if the site was dead forever, and I told you I was working on getting it back up. It's back up, let me know if you see any issues as I'm sure I screwed something up in the server transition. Still a lot of work to be done as we're working to improve it and engage in a full site redesign by next season. http://www.adjustedstats.com And before you ask, @Beau Vine, no I have not yet done 2017 or started 2018 Texas high school ratings. You will have to accuse me of bias in all large caps later.

Hopefully I added to y'alls entertainment tonight. I really stirred the shit this time

Take your mediocre cloak room bullshit elsewhere, cool it into a solid, fuck yourself with it, and then choke on it. You fucking political idiots, both sides, can contain yourselves elsewhere on this site or get negged into fucking oblivion. Also, continue to put earnest effort into simply getting better as a poster. I was hoping you got lost in the site crossover.

I know Nahlin. We used to “work” together on BC stuff and the founding of Recruitocosm. I asked him outside at a happy hour once. SydneyCarton intervened and Nahlin subsequently left. My reasons for verging on flipping out were justified, and as anyone who follows this board knows, there is no love lost between us to this day. I say all of this to say that I am quite confident that Nahlin would beat the fuck out of Taylor Hamm and I’d cheer it on. Hell, I’d bail that skunk-eyed motherfucker out of jail if he whipped Hamm’s ass.

It's not like he has to set an example for his kid(s). That's what the new dad is for

Hastily drawn with my Note 8, no Ms paint on my phone

Kinda like when you order a "Coke" and the waitress asks "Is Pepsi ok?"..... Of course its not ok, the mere fact you are asking is it ok should tell you it is not ok.... It would be better to answer "sorry, I know Coke is the most popular soda in the world but we have stupidly decided we don't want to carry it, can I get you something else that's not as good?".

because pepsi tastes like shit.

Lulz, you whine like a bitch because people neg you for being conservative. The reality is that people neg you for being a fucking idiot. You just parrot back idiot facts you hear on fox news or read on Qanon with no thought or concern if the bullshit you spout is accurate. Keep posting shit....keep getting negged.

LHF when the Hamm signal goes up:

Let's not judge her before we find out how much economic anxiety she's been suffering.

This is something I could have written myself. I would be much happier not ever posting here now just like in the West Mall or the Cloak Room like back then I never did. Why? Because it wasn’t all that important. I long for the days when I didn’t feel compelled to post about this bullshit, when I could just occasionally post about football, Mack Brown, Charlie Strong, etc. But I can’t ignore it. Because I believe what Trump and his criminal enterprise are attempting to do is nothing short of destroying the greatest country that ever existed, which we just so happen to live in, enjoy, and be a part of. Who should stand silent in the fact of the attempted destruction of that? So I post in this God forsaken political board chock full of idiots and trolls. The trolls and trumpkins think I’m a lib and a dem. They claim they don’t believe me when I say that I’m not. I don’t give a shit about that. I just wish we lived in a time that didn’t even matter though. The first step in ending all this bullshit is for people who are rational to vote in November, and even though I’m not a dem, that means completely voting for the dems just as George Will advocates for. Because the alternative is a suicide course headed directly to facism, apartheid, WWIII or something just as bad.

Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist. It reminds me of Rome, in the evening when the sun lights the buildings.

Ledge seems to be getting crowded these days. But there's still room, pull up a chair. And yes, you get it, that's the point. The entire system, and all of our institutions, are being irrevocably broken. A trustworthy representative democracy, with the buy-in of the people, is an incredibly fragile thing. It always is. But it still amazes me how many people don't realize that until a bumbling autocrat wannabe like DOTUS and his spineless minions gleefully smash it on the floor, and dance on the pieces. This is EXACTLY how a representative republic dies. Every single thing this regime is doing is following the playbook. It's a playbook that's existed for centuries, and it's being followed to the letter. Congress is a non-functional entity to protect the people. The executive branch is actively conspiring against the people. And the SCOTUS will be a broken body with limited credibility and a newly installed toadie to do the bidding of the admin and its minions, protecting them from all legal consequences. There are only two ways for power to be exercised in any human society: the rule of law, or the rule of the fist/gun. When the rule of law is neutered so as to become ineffective, society naturally transitions to other means of asserting its interests -- all factions, those in power, those out of power. Our society is only as stable as people's belief in its functionality. That's being killed. By a large segment of our society. With glee. More scotch is needed.

In Russia, party crashes you.

PJ Tucker walking into the locker room tonight before the Rockets preseason game. He knows what time it is.

Ok he accounted for 380 yards by himself last year against OU behind a dogshit offensive line. I’m amazed at some of you fucks on here.

Lulz, these idoits would bitch about James Street's quarterbacking.

Look, if you need to step back and objectively decide on if you're on the right side of this debate or history..... Think about this. A vote for Brett is a vote for hating Emily Ratajkowski..... Some of you are Barbarians.

Just bought the Platinum.

That's just ridiculous. Why would you get the gold plan when the platinum plan has more than double the information? Anyone who doesn't get the platinum plan is an idiot.

the thing is, you don't even have to believe dr ford's accusation to see that this guy is not qualified for the supreme court based on his performance. but it doesn't matter. because team.

Imagine how much of all of this presidency mess would have been avoided if there wasn't an electoral college.

Some people aren't bothered by things that suck.

Some of y’all give the electorate WAY too much credit. The confirmation won’t cost the GOP shit in the midterms. General public: “Dems were really going after this guy. He ended up on SCOTUS. Dems must have been wrong about him and just being assholes I guess.” Thats the extent of analysis from the morons that comprise a huge swath of voters. Most Americans couldn’t name 3 SCOTUS cases if asked, and y’all think that some “judicial temperament” or”forced cloture without comprehensive vetting” shit is going to resonate with them.

I work from home so I'm usually the one who "gets ready" for the cleaning lady each week. I don't travel a whole lot, but I do travel for work some and Mrs CL has lately started complaining lately about the cleaning lady coming when I'm out of town. Apparently it's too much work for her to spend the 10 minutes that I normally spend getting the house ready picking up dirty clothes and putting away breakfast dishes. She says it's hard enough already to get the kids out of bed and off to school by herself. (Normally this is my job, too) This week I have to leave town. Cleaning lady is supposed to come on Wednesday (today). Mrs CL tells me to tell the cleaning lady not to come at all. She "can't handle" the extra work. I tell her OK, but point out that the house will now go two weeks without getting cleaned up and it needs it. Never fear she says, I'll do a little cleaning myself before I go to work. I ask about this obvious contradiction and apparently that's a TONE-worthy question I shouldn't be asking. These are the texts I started getting during my breakfast meeting this morning in Chicago:

old school:

"AND HERE COME THE SOONERS!"

Send it to his employer and get his ass fired. Oh wait...

I am surprised at all the Sam hate. He is clearly improved from last year and there is no reason to think he won't continue to improve. Also, he's running the offense that's being called...if you listen to Herman...he believes all the shit he says at his pressers. He means it when he says stuff like the offense's job is to outscore the other team by at least a point. You can see this in the play calling. It gets conservative when we have a two possession lead. Sam had a good game last year against OU and in the post game I loved it when he said he was looking forward to the next 3 years. I think Herman plays the long game...its the only way I can rationalize things like Porter getting snaps in contested games. I think we've been running a little simple because he thought they could get away with that and still beat people while keeping things off tape for as long as possible. Sam definitely needs to get his deep ball more accurate but he's come along way in terms of not turning the ball over and with Orlando's defenses, most of the time that is going to be good enough to win. I'm not sure Sam ever loses this job outside of injury. Herman clearly loves him and someone's going to have to utterly kill it in practice to unseat him as a returning junior with two letters.

45 South coming into Houston from The Woodlands...

Dude looks like he can watch two recruits at once.

The absolute cluelessness is what blows me away. Texas, NM, AZ, CA.....all were Spanish and Mexican territory for a LONG-ass time. Hell, I just spent a chunk of time on the border (Texas side). Spanish and English were ubiquitous and heard everywhere (kind of like you'll hear French and German in the same places in Alsace). Because the brown folks were here, are here, and will continue to be here. And WTF is this bitching about speaking Spanish in Texas, for example. Y'all DO know that Spanish was the FIRST European language spoken in the US, right? And it was the dominant European language spoken in the southwest for centuries. What, are we supposed to "linguistically cleanse" spanish from our borders? Should France ban German from being spoken in Alsace? Fucking ignorant racist fuckheads, every one of 'em.

Dude seems like he doesn't like dumb questions in that presser he did for Beck lol. I agree - no more Shack. Also, all these threads about individual defensive players and Sam .... blah blah.. NONE of it matters if the O line does it's job, we score, our defense will be good enough to get stops and we win. Our O line doesn't do it's job, we lose. People will blame Beck, Herman, Sam, playcalling anything.. Doesn't matter. The O line does its job, we stuff it down their throats and we win. THE GAME HAPPENS IN THE TRENCHES

I don’t know if that’s true or not, but they both just testified in front of the committee. What else would the FBI have asked them? This is sort of starting to sound like it doesn’t matter what the FBI does, it will never be enough. A few days ago all some people wanted was to have Judge interviewed (myself included). That apparently has happened.

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth.

Wife and I have a nice dinner tonight. Great evening having sushi, sake, and just hanging. We get home. Put the infant down to bed. While in the kitchen I notice skunk smell from outside and ask where the dog is. Wife goes outside and dog has been sprayed in the mouth. Mouth starts foaming because of the spray and wife thinks he's dying. She drags the dog into our room and screams "Google how to see if skunks give dogs rabies.". I reply, "get the fucking dog out of our room!". It took me saying this five times to get the goddamn dog out of the room. I'm not helping get the odor out one bit and will sleep in the guest room until she figures it out. "

Aggy Uber driver tday: ''Texas should have cancelled the series with OU & not us... A&M/Texas was a much bigger rivalry". Overall great guy, veteran etc... later he shared that his Longhorn fan Dad told him that if he would've known his son was going to be an Aggy, he would have drowned him at birth.